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->''Wasting your time, but not very much.''[[note]][[ArchiveBinge Yeah, right.]][[/note]]
-->-- '''5SF Motto'''

''5 Second Films'' (or ''5SF'') is a website run by a group of actors and writers that regularly produce short films. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin These short films last exactly five seconds]] (8 seconds, if you count the title card and 'The End'. But don't pay attention to that). The subject of said films are almost completely random, with only a few subjects and characters referenced more than once.

Their website can be found [[http://5secondfilms.com here]]. In addition, they have a [[http://www.youtube.com/user/5secondfilms YouTube channel]]; useful, since it has some of their earlier videos that are no longer accessible on their main site.

The troupe began pre-production for a 5400-second feature-length adaptation of Dude Bro Party Massacre 3 with the opening of [[http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/5sf/dude-bro-party-massacre-3 a Kickstarter campaign]]. Production started in September 2013 and is planned for completion around Summer 2014.

Not to be confused with [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Five Second Movies]].

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!!These films provide examples of:

* AffectionateParody
* AprilFoolsDay: As an April Fool's prank in 2009, the team took out most of their preceding content and replaced it with an... ''interesting'' web animation called "Telekats".
* AsHimself: Most of the videos.
* AnimationAgeGhetto: Parodied in-universe in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/truman_capotes_childrens_hour Truman Capote's Children's Hour]].
* ArtifactTitle: Sometimes, they fit a bit more content into the episodes by continuing the audio into the ending frame. [[FanDumb The fans get a bit annoyed at this.]]
* AssPull: Used in-universe in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/lost_writers_room 'LOST' Writer's Room]]
* AtomicFBomb: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/late_for_work Late For Work]], not for volume but for duration.
* TheBabyTrap: Parodied in "The One". A guy and girl are about to do the deed, and she asks him if he's sure that she's the one for him. He reassures her, and is then shown poking holes in his condom while whispering that he's gonna ''make'' her "the one". Still quite creepy.
* BadNewsInAGoodWay: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjJTrlabbTM Richard Bitter's Favorite Joke]]
* BananaPeel: Subverted in "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZYE9_-tZVk Paul Vs. Banana]]". Paul doesn't slip on the banana peel lying on the street, but instead gets hit by a car driven by a giant banana.
* BedmateReveal: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wolfmans_hangover Wolfman's Hangover]].
* BigDamnHeroes: Tom Watson. [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/keeping_you_safe Keeping You Safe]].
* BigNo: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/digging_to_china Digging to China]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/whither-thou-how-now-the-man-in-the-moon Whither Thou How Now, The Man In The Moon]].
* BoyMeetsGhoul: [[GenderInvertedTrope Gender-inverted]] in "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxMKbufWUQk Dead in Bed]]".
* BlackComedy: In [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/magic_show_volunteer Magic Show Volunteer]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/food_baby Food Baby]].
* [[BreakTheHaughty Break The Drill Sergeant]]: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boyfriend_bootcamp/ Due to]] AllMenArePerverts.
* CallBack/ContinuityNod: Tons of them in The Last 5SF
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya1UYsqf2hw Meeps?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhp9Tsw7Oyk ''WE HAD A DEAAAAAL"]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXJ7hzU1SU&t=39 "I'll give him AIDS]]
** "Get them [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2gF2qt83EU Big tits]] out of the shot"
** "Tell Brian... I said... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTZC-j48JWg Shut the fuck up]]"
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKppS5cDKk The Legend Returns]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-_YtCF3TXo "I'm behind all of us"]]
*** On top of that, he can be seen in most of the shots afterwards
**** [[spoiler: He just wanted to be featured]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9D1qNpXUpc ''Bluebird'']]
** "Someone, call in a shameless [[PattonOswalt celebrity cameo]]"
** "It's time for tips and tricks with me, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9PSEwcRyxU Pauly P]]"
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvVu9FI4bd4 "How did this happen?!"]]
** The return of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdE62pb7B5Q creepy hug]]
** Brian's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFbsxS-thw magic skills]] return
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCswL-a14Rg Banana-na-na-na-na-na]]
** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcQlpCYAppw Dignified Lady]] is confronted by Kelsey [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uki2OdBevoA because of the dress]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhRk45Sdg2o Bark.]]
** Michael finally [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiyDmqO59QE finds his stapler]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nefkrwJKpU God bless you, 5SF.]]
* TheCasanova: Elliot ZANDERFLEX. Could also qualify as a KavorkaMan.
* TheCameo: Music/AndrewWK on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85urO89KfGY&feature=em-uploademail Never Gonna Drink Again]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNnqjvJr19A Free Hug]].
** Creator/PattonOswalt in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkVbF9DmtSw The Final Battle]].
* CatGirl: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/kelsey-cat Kelsey Cat]].
* ChooseYourOwnAdventure: From [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/choose_your_own_adventure the episode of the same name]]:
-->"Will you: '''Lead the galactic rebellion''', or '''Make a sandwich'''?"
* CloningBlues: A common occurrence in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/another_monday Another Monday]], apparently.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/corporate-board-meeting Corporate Board Meeting]].
* CorruptHick: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wlpBX0f_f4 Hypnotic Southern General.]]
* CrisisCrossover: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK8GRWfcDcY 5SF Assemble!]]
* DeadArtistsAreBetter: Parodied and invoked in "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKKpkiV7E4c Art Lover]]". A client asks a painter if his art has any value, and the replies replies "no". The client then kills the artist so the paintings' prizes will sky-rocket.
* DeathSeeker: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/super-psyched Super-Psyched]].
* {{Deconstruction}}: The usual festivities of [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_thinko_de_mayo/ Cinco de Mayo]] (and shutting the fuck up) have sunk our poor friends into [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_sinko_into_de_struction/ alcoholism and the inability to get on the wagon.]] GET HELP
* DirtyCop: Officer Sminkle. Apparently, the City of Chico's most trustworthy officer.
* DiscriminateAndSwitch: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/guess_whos_coming_to_dinner Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?]]
* DoubleStandard: Mixed with ValuesDissonance in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/sexism_saves Sexism Saves]].
* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: A guy thinks it's awesome in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ELGDnubhjE Police Line]] because the suspect had large breasts.
* DownerEnding: The premises behind all the videos in the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvmbYgdqk-U Bummer Week]].
* EarthAllAlong: Inverted; [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/whither-thou-how-now-the-man-in-the-moon Earth is actually the Moon]].
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: The series as a whole, but also recurring characters, Johnny Quickdeath, Dealbreaker Jones and Mr. Forgetful.
** Which are also examples of MeaningfulName.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: The mugger's reaction to the boyfriend parkouring away in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/quick-moves Quick Moves]].
* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies: Inverted in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_day_before_yesterday The Day Before Yesterday When Everything Was OK and There Weren't Any Zombies]].
* ExactWords: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ieyBBjo0j4 Nobody's Driving]]". They're ''driving'', but nobody's at the wheel.
* EyelessFace: The poolboy in "The Pool Boy".
* EyeScream:
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/johnny_quickdeath_goes_scissorjogging Johnny Quickdeath Goes Scissorjogging]]
** And [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fire_island_players_present_5_second_films_ed_wood_2007/ My eyes are killing me]].
* FaceDeathWithDignity: Richards in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JT7tcKfOw Grown Men Are Talking]]''
-->'''Dufresne Sr.:''' RICHARDS! Did you kill my boy?
-->'''Richards:''' ''Yes'' - and I ''accept'' the consequences.
-->''[Dufresne Sr. hurls a throwing knife into Richards' forehead]''
-->'''Richards:''' ...''Thank you.''
-->''[[{{Badass}} [Collapses into his chair, still holding his cigar and whiskey glass]]]''
* FanDisservice: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHWAMbw66PY The Pool Boy]]" starts off with a pool boy looking at a blonde girl in red massaging herself and licking her lips seductively at him. Then he takes off his glasses, revealing that [[EyelessFace he has no eyes]], and says "What's goin' on?"
* FatalFamilyPhoto: Parodied with a unique twist in ''WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms'''s "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf-jcJc3nRg Girl Back Home]]". The soldier pulls out the picture of his girl and is instantly shot. [[spoiler:By his girlfriend. "I told him I look fat in that picture!".]]
* FreezeFrameBonus: Quite a few of these; prominent examples include [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/vote_responsibly Vote Responsibly]] and a blink-and-you'll-miss-it newspaper front page in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/meanwhile_in_kansas Meanwhile, In Kansas...]]
** In ''Grown Men Are Talking'' a sign by the door reads "Animal Clothing Company", which explains the sweatered cat.
* FrickinLaserBeams /RealityIsUnrealistic: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/laser_test Laser Test]] where the researchers gathered to view the effects of a new laser instead get into an argument about what noise it should make, much to the deep disappointment of [[OnlySaneMan the only scientist dedicated to sciencing.]]
-->''The Board of Highly Scientific Review & Science, as you can no doubt imagine, went on to publish several papers based on Dr. Firenzi’s findings, the most prominent of which were titled “Zhoo! Zhoo! Zhoo! And the Neurotechnological Capabilities Therein” by Dr. Sandoval, and “Pew, Pew: A Rebuffing of Dr. Sandoval’s Hasty Assertions,” by Dr. Gunn. Dr. Firenzi himself disappeared from the eye of the medical world and has yet to resurface, after several long years. ''
* FurryConfusion: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bringing_home_the_bacon Bringing Home The Bacon]].
* FutureLoser: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I46bm_gm4eA Harry Potter]]: JadedWashout, depressive Future Fatass, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking involved in fantasy football.]]
* GagDub: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/ending_to_a_bad_teen_romantic_comedy Ending to a Bad Teen Romantic Comedy]].
* GenderBender: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_cross_the_streams Don't]] [[ShoutOut cross]] [[Film.{{Ghostbusters}} the]] [[GirlOnGirlIsHot streams]].
* GenuineHumanHide: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQMqQm7OBUo First Date Jitters]].
-->'''Kelsey:''' I had a really great time tonight, but uhm... are your walls made of skin?
-->'''Brian:''' ...Yes.
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Inverted with [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fastest_cancelled_kids_cartoon_ever The Fastest Cancelled Kid’s Cartoon Ever]]. Could also possibly qualify as an AccidentalInnuendo.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: At the end of [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/fortune_cookies Fortune Cookies]].
* [[GoOutWithASmile Go Out With A Terrifying]] [[SlasherSmile Shiteating Grin]]: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/super-psyched Super-Psyched]].
-->"Yes... finally... '''FINALLY!'''"
* GroundhogDayLoop: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7DN33FJ1k A Message From the Future.]]
--> This, in turn, led to a very testy argument between Ben and Peter that only got angrier and loudier and gunnier, until Peter shot his gun in self-defense. The cops came almost as fast as the fire trucks. Unsure of where to hide his murder weapon in a house full of suspicious bric-a-brac, Peter realized he wasn't limited to just Where, but When. Knowing he shouldn't disrupt the time-space continuum too much, he bought himself a few minutes time by zipping back to just before he and Ben got in that argument, gun in hand. This, in turn, led to a very testy argument between Ben and Peter that only got angrier and loudier and gunnier, until Peter shot his gun in self-defense.
* GuyOnGuyIsHot: At the end of [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/what_girls_do_in_there What Girls Do In There]].
* HalloweenEpisode: The videos coming out around Halloween are typically Horror-themed.
* HardDrinkingPartyGirl: Kelsey, according to [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/kelseys-maternal-instincts Kelsey's Maternal Instincts]].
* HarpoDoesSomethingFunny: The outtakes videos reveal that a lot of the videos are improvised.
* HearingVoices: This is the audio gag in the sixth consecutive ''Ending to a Bad Teen Romantic Comedy''.
-->Kill her. Kill her. Jesus Christ. Kill them all.
* HehHehYouSaidX: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUt-W-IN81Y Cockpit]].
** '''HAHA COCK''' 200 DEAD
** The description reveals SerialEscalation: it turns out that this very trope is the cause of several grievous injuries and fatalities.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/never_switch_a_switcher Never Switch a Switcher]].
* IdeaBulb: Eploited in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joO4W3T7bIA&feature=feedu Resourcefulness]].
* ImagineTheAudienceNaked: Invoked in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/jon_worley_gives_a_speech Jon Worley Gives a Speech]]. This turns out to be a [[NauseaFuel bad]] [[NightmareFuel idea]] for Worley.
* ImAHumanitarian:
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/stuffed Stuffed]].
** And in a more {{mindscrew}}y way, [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/3d-food 3D Food]].
* IndianBurialGround: Apparently, the used car in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_used_car The Used Car]] was built on one. It also has a [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking stuck tape]].
* {{Infomercial}}: Jon Worley hawks some interesting products: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/it_slices_it_dices Chop-Wow]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/watch_this Flip-a-Baby]], and his own... [[EldritchAbomination special]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/demon_breath cleaning services]].
* JackassGenie: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/shazaam-the-lazy-genie Shazaam: The Lazy Genie]].
* JumpingOnAGrenade: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forgotten_hero Forgotten Hero]].
* JumpScare: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/untitled Untitled]] has one...[[spoiler:by the ''Nesquik Bunny.'']]
* KillerRabbit: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/meeps Meeps?]] ... '''[[OhCrap MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!!!]]'''
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/grants Grants?]]
* KillSat: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/death_ray_from_space Death Ray From Space]]. It doesn't do much.
* LamePunReaction: In "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMtzOEvphHE Meatball Sub]]", the subway train is literally a Meatball bread from Subway, the food chain. Michael Rouselet is appalled at the pun, and decides to leave.
* LateToThePunchline: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/brian_finally_gets_mikes_joke Brian Finally Gets Mike's Joke]].
* {{Leatherman}}: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fabulous_four The Fabulous Four]]
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/guaranteed_distraction Guaranteed Distraction]].
* LeParkour: In ''Quick Moves'', a guy and his girlfriend are held up by a robber. He then reveals to his relieved girlfriend that he knows parkour, [[{{Jerkass}} and then uses it to get away himself]].
-->'''Robber:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards What an asshole!]]
* MadDoctor: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS4t3cB1kQk The Brilliant Dr. Eye]]:
-->'''Doctor:''' "This man is going into shock. Quick, get him ten cc's of-"
-->'''Dr. Eye:''' "'''NO!''' GIVE HIM '''AIDS!'''"
* ManIFeelLikeAWoman: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_cross_the_streams Don't Cross The Streams]].
* TheMeanBrit: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/stern-british-matron Stern British Matron]].
* MindScrew: Many, but prominent examples include [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/never_switch_a_switcher Never Switch a Switcher]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_gift_that_keeps_on_giving The Gift That Keeps on Giving]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/masters_of_the_viewniverse Masters of the Viewniverse]].
* MsFanservice: Kelsey Gunn and Olivia Taylor Dudley play these roles often.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Brian Firenzi tends to take on the more unnerving roles.
* NineOutOfTenDoctorsAgree: Parodied. "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEJsDSElKD4 Nine out of ten scientists agree...]] guns are dangerous." The nine scientists then use their guns to hunt down and kill the tenth one who disagreed.
* TheNineties: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/90s_brian 90's Brian]], who makes a reappearance [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/my-grunge-bands-playing-at-a-coffee-shop here]].
* OneSteveLimit: Averted; there's loads of Brians.
* TheOneThatGotAway: [[MeaningfulName Cynthia Onethat Gotaway]], to be precise ([[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/obituary Obituary]]).
* OrWasItADream: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dream-therapy Dream Therapy]].
* OverlyLongGag: Over a few episodes, called [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uBj6BLqs8k The]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cctqkaiStmc Gift That]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiIPPaNqfDE Keeps on]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kM_43NxyKQ Giving]].
* PettingZooPeople: In [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/blind_date Blind Date]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bringing_home_the_bacon Bringing Home The Bacon]]
* PoliceLineup: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEqjGLT2BXo Played]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY7BIvP8n-M with three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HypM5NSj6U times.]]
* PrisonRape: The punchline of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CaFDwlktCM Gettin' Laid.]]
* PrivateEyeMonologue: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_big_creep The Big Creep]], and subverted in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgH7z6tzRa0&feature=g-u&context=G2c84993FUAAAAAAABAA The Big Drip.]]
* ProductPlacement: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_new_911 The New 911]]. With a bloodied hand gripping the phone:
-->"Thanks for calling 911, brought to you by Budweiser, the king of beers! And Emergency. And Hush Puppies. And-" * thud*
* PsychoShowerMurderParody: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6k_bCwcJg The Early Bird Killer]]", in which the presumably eponymous serial killer comes to kill a girl in the shower. The twist is that [[spoiler:she had already been killed by another serial killer, who is currently taking a shower in her place.]]
* PuffOfLogic: Five Second Films gives us an example in the form of [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/you_got_mail/ a mailman working on the wrong day.]]
* PunnyName: Invoked (in a rather awesome fashion) in [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/5sf/images/screenshots/theballadoftruckthunders.jpg The Ballad of Truck Thunders]]. Subverted in the video description:
-->''His brother, always one to try and copy Truck’s genius with wordplay, had his name legally changed to “Ama Pan,” but never found the chance to have his last name spoken first in any setting. Plus, he lost his Halen tape anyway.''
* RageAgainstTheReflection: ''[[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/self-hatred Self-Hatred]]''
* BlackComedyRape: {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d[=/=]Parodied in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_plagiarist The Plagiarist]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CaFDwlktCM WE'RE GONNA GET LAID!!]]
* RapidFireComedy: They do ''compilations''.
* RealIsBrown: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/its_not_ww2-_its_hbo It's not WW2. It's HBO.]]
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: One of the actors broke his hand and needed a cast; this became a theme in a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKnfm1gVns&feature=channel few]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRLAmRQ47Y&feature=channel of]] the films.
* RealityWarper: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_changeling The Changeling]]
* RecurringCharacter: Johnny Quickdeath, Tony & Joey, Officer Sminkle, Elliot Zanderflex and Renegade Pervert. Maybe the Nesquik bunny. Also, the actors usually play themselves; Jon Worley has a recurring character in the form of himself as a sleazy/[[EldritchAbomination demonic]] advertiser, and Pauly P is the name of a non-sequitur-happy tragic gangsta guy.
* RecycledInSpace: Inverted; [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_spaceship Hipster Spaceship]] came before [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_submarine Hipster Submarine]].
* RetGone: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/morning_after_pill Morning After Pill]].
* {{Retraux}}: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boss_greedwells_deathbed_wish Boss Greedwell's Deathbed Wish]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/flarbys_secret_weapon Flarby's Secret Weapon]]
* RobotDog: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhRk45Sdg2o "Robodog, walk."]]
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* RunningGag: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_thinko_de_mayo/ SHUT.]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dont_sinko_into_de_struction/ THE.]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_history_of_cinco_de_mayo/ FUCK.]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the-herstory-of-cinco-de-mayo UP.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LehqYmywL4 Then shutting up the fuck up for 4/20]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTIP5nlucaM and Christmas]]. Then [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG7bg_x-SFU it dies. And comes back from the grave.]]
* RussianRoulette: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSrCsz_96PA I USE SIX BULLETS]].
* SeeYouInHell: Used literally in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/woolthorp_v-_pendergrast Woolthorp v. Pendergrast]].
-->'''Woolthorp:''' I'LL SEE YOU IN ''HELL'', PENDERGRAST!\\
''[Woolthorp and Pendergrast shoot each other]''\\
'''''Later, in Hell...'''''\\
'''Woolthorp:''' Pendergrast!\\
'''Pendergrast:''' Woolthorp!
* SerialKiller:
** The guy in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOyasG2apDM Post-Interaction Smile Reduction Quantifier]] turns out to be one based on how much his fake smile recedes.
** There are two of them in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6k_bCwcJg The Early Bird Killer]].
* SharkMan: In ''Keeping You Safe'', a group of friends are attacked by a pack of hyperintelligent shark people. [[BigDamnHeroes They are saved]] by Tom Watson, MP for West Bromwich East.
* SkywardScream: They're a fan of this. See: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_wardens_toupee The Warden's Toupee]], "[[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/boarding_school Boarding School]]", [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bowzer Bowzer]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dealbreaker_jones Dealbreaker Jones]]:
-->"Damn you [[MeaningfulName Dealbreaker Jones]], [[WhatAnIdiot that wasn't part of the DEAAAALLLLL!]]"
* ShoutOut: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wul32cP3_3Y&feature=relmfu Weird Owl]] has a random Film/FightClub homage in the end.
* SolidGoldPoop: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic0SaWgDFJE 24k Golden Labrador]]. [[spoiler:Turns out it's only gold-plated.]]
* SpitTake: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/morning_read Morning Read]]. Multiple spit-takes, no less.
* StalkerWithACrush: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/secret_admirer/ Secret Admirer]]
* StealthPun: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/setting_the_mood Setting the Mood]], starring a man with a [[RadioHead radio antenna sticking out the top of his head]]. {{Lampshaded}} in the description:
-->''His favorite band is…wait for it...wait for it...__________________ (guess) ''
* StylisticSuck: The Telekats shorts.
* TakeThat: 5SF seems to take a few potshots at hipsters: see the aforementioned [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_submarine Hipster Submarine]] and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/hipster_spaceship Hipster Spaceship]], as well as [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/its_a_vegan_its_a_musician Hipster Superman]]:
-->"Hi, I'm Hipster Superman. You probably haven't heard of me, I'm pretty obscure."
** And then there's [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/everyday_dubstep Everyday Dubstep]], which features Paul being cursed by a hipster [[{{Ringu}} Sadako]]. "Before you die, you see the empty scenester hype."
** Week 151 is "5 Second Films: Special Edition", where the team has taken pot shot after pot shot at GeorgeLucas and his "improvements" of the original StarWars trilogy, either adding in needless ConspicuousCGI to classic videos, bowlderizing some of the more vulgar ones, or editing them in ways that are CompletelyMissingThePoint and ruining the original joke. For anybody who didn't get the joke with Brian looking like George Lucas, sitting in his director's seat the whole time in front of nothing but green screens, and having a constant cup of coffee in his hand, along with a SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the Star Wars opening playing after each video, in the last one they used footage and sound clips from Episode III (Darth Vader's NO! scene)
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/paul-ryans-workout-plan-for-america Paul Ryan's Workout Plan for America]] mocked both you-know-who and "trickle-down economics".
** The description of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpIoodvLKmI&feature=em-uploademail The Popular Girl's Graduation Speech]] explains that, despite the popular girl managing to rise above her teenage pregnancy to a six-figure job, her baby grew up to be a hateful piece of shit, because her mom wouldn't stop listening to late-period Bon Jovi.
* TemptingFate: Subverted in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forever_young Forever Young]].
* TomatoInTheMirror: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/my-grunge-bands-playing-at-a-coffee-shop My Grunge Band's Playing at a Coffee Shop]]
* TooDumbToLive: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_midas_touch The Midas Touch]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/forgotten_hero Forgotten Hero]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/wrap-it-up Wrap It Up]], and [[MeaningfulName predictably]], Johnny Quickdeath.
* TookALevelInBadass: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/little_ben_monster_hunter Little Ben: Monster Hunter]]
* TheTrickster: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ2Sq8xeHyo The Changeling]]
* TriggerPhrase: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/paul-was-in-the-c-i-a Paul Was In The C.I.A.]] & [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWEFgSyVxw The Bluebird Legacy]]
* UnfortunateImplications: [[invoked]] "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad_yCyoqUfY Chinese New Year]]". The Asian Girl is [[AllAsiansWearConicalStrawHats wearing a straw hat]] and speaks with AsianSpeekeeEngrish and JapaneseRanguage. The guy to her left even notes how racist it is.
* VisualPun: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/drafty Drafty]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_heart_thief The Heart Thief]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/engaging-the-enemy Engaging The Enemy]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMtzOEvphHE Meatball Sub]].
* VulgarHumor:
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/jackpot Jackpot]]. Also counts as {{Squick}}: the sound effect...
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CaFDwlktCM&NR=1&feature=endscreen Gettin' Laid.]]
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the-herstory-of-cinco-de-mayo The fourth installation of Cinco de Mayo.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgTKProRRU4 Suggestion Box]] tells of the dangers that happen to fans of this type of humor.
* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: Parodied in [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/coming_of_age Coming of Age]].
-->''"Eric married that lifeguard. Brian never came back from [[TheVietnamWar Vietnam]]. And Gorlac [[BreadEggsMilkSquick enslaved us all]]."''
* WondrousLadiesRoom: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/what_girls_do_in_there What Girls Do In There]]
* WorldOfHam: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JT7tcKfOw Grown Men Are Talking]], a take-off on Fifties advertising.
* WouldHitAGirl: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/little_white_lie Little White Lie]]
* WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/osama_bin_ladens_final_video Osama Bin Laden's Final Video]] was filmed and uploaded a few hours after the man's death was announced.
* YouLookFamiliar: They have only a few actors, but man are they diverse!
* YouMonster: In "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCfSkkjLlCc Lemons]]", a sentient lemon accidentally kills another lemon. He decides to [[IAmAHumanitarian process the carcass as lemon juice]]. This gets said, word-for-word, as the response he gets from the horrified neighbors when the cops arrest him.

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