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[[caption-width-right:300:Cinematic Titanic: The Masters of Movie Riffing. It's like kissing god.]]
Cinematic Titanic is the newest project from ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'''s Joel Hodgson. The Cinematic Titans are Joel Hodgson (Joel Robinson on ''[=MST3K=]'') Trace Beaulieu (Doctor Forrester, Crow) Josh Elvis Weinstein (Dr Erhardt, Tom Servo) Frank Conniff (TV's Frank) and Mary Jo Pehl (Pearl Forrester). On April 21, 2012 Dave "Gruber" Allen (formerly from the comedy trio The Higgins Boys and Gruber), who'd done the audience warm-up for the group during their live performances, filled in for Weinstein for a show in Princeton, NJ.

The Titans are standing or seated on scaffolding and filmed in silhouette in the studio recorded {{DVD}}s; on the live [=DVDs=] and shows they sit at music stands with their scripts (or more recently, an iPad). They riff bad movies, as ''[=MST3K=]''. The actors essentially play themselves as they participate in an experiment for some unknown, possibly shadowy corporation or military force. The story currently provided to the cast is that there is a tear in the "electron scaffolding" that threatens all digital media in the world. Their experience doing ''[=MST3K=]'' is key to the organization's plans. The riffing for each film is recorded to a "nanotated disc" and inserted into a "Time Tube" by Hodgson that :descends into the frame at the end of every episode. The unknown organization is very firm on keeping the cast focused on their duties, providing no time frame for completion and requiring them to stay within the facilities at all times. They apparently have massive resources and an autonomous military force, which they use to keep the cast in line. As of now, the cast is inquisitive of the true purpose of the experiments but have no major problems as, aside from having to watch bad movies, they are well-treated. There are often host segments on the studio [=DVDs=], but unlike the ''[=MST3K=]'' ones, the players remain in silhouette in the theater.

On February 16, 2013, it was announced that the touring portion of Cinematic Titanic was going on an indefinite hiatus. According to an email sent out to members of the site, due to "5 people living in 5 different cities with different lives and projects, it has become increasingly difficult to coordinate our schedules and give Cinematic Titanic the attention it requires to keep growing as a creative enterprise and a business."

!!The roster of films riffed so far (available on DVD, unless noted otherwise):
* ''The Oozing Skull'' (1972)
* ''Doomsday Machine'' (1972)
* ''The Wasp Woman'' (1959)
* ''Legacy of Blood'' (1971)
* ''Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians'' (1964)
* ''Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks'' (1974)
* ''Blood of the Vampires'' (1966)
* ''East Meets Watts'' (1974)
* ''The Alien Factor'' (1978)
* ''Danger on Tiki Island'' (1968)
* ''War of the Insects'' (1968)
* ''Rattlers'' (1976)
* ''The Astral Factor'' (1976 - Live Show only)
* ''The Doll Squad'' (1973 - Live Show only)

As of ''East Meets Watts'', the show has moved from the scripted, silhouetted shows to taping the live shows (which are staged similarly to the [=RiffTrax=] live shows). Currently, every episode except ''Insects'' and ''Rattlers'' are available on {{Hulu}}.

Compare and contrast ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', which features a different set of ''[=MST3K=]'' alumni. The main difference between the two is that ''[=RiffTrax=]'' targets recently released movies while Cinematic Titanic riffs on obscure B-movies similar to what you'd find on the original ''[=MST3K=]''. Also, Cinematic Titanic has a continuous storyline while [=RiffTrax=] does not. (That storyline is not referenced in the live shows or the [=DVDs=] recorded from them.)
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!!''Cinematic Titanic'' provides examples of:
* AntiHumour: A preshow sequence had Frank Conniff use about half a dozen fat jokes about Chris Cristie ("I don't want to say Chris Christie eats large portions of food, but all of his silverware was designed by Claes Oldenburg"), followed by this gem:
-->No, but seriously folks, when Chris Chistie sits around the house, he really passes laws that hurt working Americans.
* ButtMonkey: Poor Frank seems to reprise his old role from ''[=MST3K=]''.
* CannotSpitItOut: In "War of the Insects", Mary Jo completely mangles a line, to which Josh quips "They can't all be sentences!"
* {{Corpsing}}: In ''East meets Watts'', Frank completely loses his cool after Joel tells a fart joke, and Mary Jo just BARELY catches herself.
* DarkerAndEdgier: There is definitely more swearing and adult-oriented humor from Joel and the gang, along with brief nudity and racial epithets in the films they riff.
* DiscontinuityNod: The ''Doomsday Machine'' episode references the crew's involvement with ''[=MST3k=]''.
-->'''Government official''': "We've notice you donít have the robots with you anymore."
-->'''Trace''': "We donít do that anymore, itís just us now."
-->'''Official''': "Oh, so itís not just a copyright thing?"
* DuelingShows: With Podcast/RiffTrax, ostensibly. Mike Nelson made a tentative suggestion that they start up a ([[{{Kayfabe}} supposed]]) ''formal'' rivalry, but Joel Hodgson felt it wouldn't be sustainable. Nevertheless, several live appearances featuring members of both groups have at least played, not too seriously, with the trope.
* HaHaHaNo: Frank Conniff pulls this naturally.
* IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow: in ''Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks'':
--> '''Some Guy''': Alright, let's take her in for an Autopsy.
--> '''Joel''': Oh, is that what they're calling it now..
* PhraseCatcher: in ''Legacy of Blood'':
--> '''Christopher Dean''': Take your hands off me!
--> '''The Titans in Unison''': [[PlanetOfTheApes You damn dirty ape.]]
* RefugeInAudacity: Many of Frank's riffs, as well as his opening stand-up if you see the show live.
* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: The policy trailer includes pronouncers for "Weinstein" and "Beaulieu"
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: The cast tends to ditch the movies during their final few minutes rather than stay to the very end.
** Trace pulls one that doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny when he learns that they'll be riffing on ''SantaClausConquersTheMartians'' and attempts to run away, only to be dragged kicking and screaming back into the theater.
* ShoutOut: To a certain [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 other movie-riffing franchise.]] From the ''East Meets Watts'' live show:
-->''the film's lead is battling a snake in a rock pit''
-->'''Joel:''' Hey, Trace? [[Film/{{Eegah}} Watch out for snakes.]]
-->''audience goes wild''
-->''the lead is climbing out of the rock pit''
-->'''Trace:''' Hey, Joel? [[Film/LostContinent Rock climbing.]]
-->''audience goes wild''
-->'''Frank:''' [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E24ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo!]] (''audience cracks up'') No, wait, that has nothing to do with anything.
-->'''Mary Jo:''' It's [[PanderingToTheBase pander]]-[[JustForPun monium]]!
* SickAndWrong: From ''Legacy of Blood'':
--> '''Mary Jo''': [[BrotherSisterIncest Brother/sister vampire action]]; it's not right and it's not hot.
* SpiritualSuccessor: To ''MST3K'', obviously.
* SpitTake: In ''East Meets Watts'', the entire Cinematic Titanic crew pulls off a simultaneous version when an on-screen character drops a particularly vile racial epithet.
* TakeThat: During the open of ''Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians'', Joel mentions that they originally thought it was hilarious that Pia Zadora was in this movie, but he can't remember why now. (Either a TakeThat at Zadora or a TakeThatMe for making such a big deal out of it in the first place)
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