'''Blonde Guy Gamer''' ([[FunWithAcronyms BGG for short]], and also known as Jquelta) is a Canadian video game reviewer who started on Website/YouTube back in 2007 with his review on ''VideoGame/ToyStory'' for the Platform/SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem. He was heavily inspired by other reviewers, including his friend [=WizWar100=]. As of July 2012, he is posting content for RiverCityGamers.

He is working on the following series.
* '''BGG Reviews''': Initially reviewing obscure games under no particular title. Has retired this generic title since ''VideoGame/MidnightRaiders'' for the Platform/SegaCD in favor of...
* '''Black Sheep Game Reviews''': BGG reviews video games that stick out from their respective series and franchises, such as ''Double Dragon V: The Shadow Warriors'' (a FightingGame), ''Command & Conquer Renegade'' (a FirstPersonShooter), or even video games that are non-traditional or unique in their own ways as well as obscure games.
* '''Byte-Sized Reviews''': Short and sweet reviews of video games. Compare to [[Creator/DougWalker Five Second Movies]].
* '''I Feel Like Playing''': His take on LetsPlay. Like Black Sheep Game Reviews, he focuses on the more obscure games.
* '''Generic Angry Gamer''': BGG's alternate persona where he bashes video games, good or bad, as a joke. [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Sound]] [[WebVideo/TheIrateGamer familiar?]]

Games (and other materials) he had reviewed or discussed:

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[[folder:(Older) BGG Reviews (*: Removed)]]
* ''VideoGame/ToyStory'' (SNES)*
* ''VideoGame/PinballQuest''
* ''VideoGame/EvilDeadRegeneration'' ([=PS2=])*
* ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaTheAdventure'' (GB)*
* ''VideoGame/{{Drakkhen}}'' (SNES)
* ''E-Reader'' (GBA)
* ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness: Sanity's Requiem''
* ''VideoGame/EvilDeadAFistfulOfBoomstick'' ([=PS2=])
* ''VideoGame/EvilDeadHailToTheKing'' (Platform/SegaDreamcast)
* ''MUSHA'' (Genesis)
* ''VideoGame/SwordOfSodan'' (Genesis)
* VideoGame/GameBoyCamera
* ''VideoGame/PN03''
* ''[=PrizeFighter=]'' (Platform/SegaCD)
* ''[=TomCatAlley=]'' (Platform/SegaCD)
* ''VideoGame/IllBleed''
* ''[=MidnightRaiders=]'' (Platform/SegaCD)
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[[folder:Black Sheep Game Reviews]]
* ''VideoGame/Killer7'' ([[Platform/NintendoGameCube GameCube]])
* ''VideoGame/GuitarHero Cereal Box Toy''
* ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment''
* ''VideoGame/EvilDeadHailToTheKing'' (Platform/SegaDreamcast)
* ''VideoGame/EvilDeadAFistfulOfBoomstick'' ([=PS2=])
* ''VideoGame/EvilDeadRegeneration'' ([=PS2=])
* ''VideoGame/DoubleDragon V: The Shadow Falls'' (SNES)
* ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRenegade'' (PC)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Byte-Sized Reviews]]
* ''VideoGame/PhantasyStar'' (SMS)
* ''Film/JuOn The Grudge'' (Wii)
* ''VideoGame/{{Breakdown}}'' (Platform/XBox)
* ''VideoGame/SilentHill4: The Room'' ([=PS2=])
* ''Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey'' (N64)
* ''VideoGame/FZero GX'' ([[Platform/NintendoGameCube GameCube]])
* ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1'' (Wii)
* ''VideoGame/TransformersWarForCybertron'' (Platform/XBox360)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:I Feel Like Playing (*: We, as in co-op)]]
* ''Franchise/JurassicPark'' (Platform/SegaCD)
* ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}} Blast'' (GB)
* ''VideoGame/{{Legend}}'' (SNES)*
* ''Franchise/StarWars: VideoGame/RebelAssault II'' ([=PS1=])
* ''VideoGame/{{Rocket Knight|Adventures}}'' (Platform/XboxLiveArcade)
* ''Film/TheTerminator'' (Platform/SegaCD)
* ''VideoGame/{{Sparkster}}'' (SNES & Genesis)
* ''VideoGame/RocketKnightAdventures'' (Genesis)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Misc. (*: As GAG)]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Xenosaga}} Episode II''
* ''VideoGame/PerfectDark'' (GBC)
* ''VideoGame/RiverCityRansom'' (NES)*
* ''VideoGame/{{Jackal}}'' (NES)*
[[/folder]]

You can find his page on [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Jquelta YouTube]]! He also posts videos first on [[http://rivercitygamers.wordpress.com/ River City Gamers]].
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!!Blonde Guy Gamer provides examples of the following tropes:

* AbortedArc: The ending to the old ''VideoGame/EvilDeadHailToTheKingg'' review has Evil BGG teleported to Dr.R, and plotting together against BGG and [=WizWar100=]. Other than a crossover episode with the crew of RiverCityGamers, nothing came out of this. Lampshaded by BGG when doing a Black Sheep Game Review on ''Hail to the King''.
* TheAhnold: When questioning why Joker, a helicopter pilot in Midnight Raiders, would ever considering going in an enemy base with just a handgun in the second act of the game, going on to say that he's "not [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Ahnold!"
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
** After [[spoiler:coming to life [[NiceJobBreakingItHero thanks to BGG reviewing]] the three ''Evil Dead'' games]], Evil BGG's plan involved killing BGG, and making his own [=YouTube=] channel, under BGG's identity, just to bash games and people defending said games in order to destroy the video game reviewing community.
-->'''BGG:''' Wait, why would Hell want to do something like this?\\
'''Evil BGG:''' Ehhh, [[ForTheEvulz just for the lulz.]]
** In the Black Sheep Game Reviews of the ''Franchise/EvilDead'' trilogy, Evil BGG still wants to steal his show, only this time, he has much worse plans (troll videos, demanding donations, ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' commentaries (with a Machinima contract, of course) before wanting to kill BGG [[spoiler:only to find out that he's already thought up a counter-measure, long before he went to execute his plan. The "killing BGG" part didn't work out either since he tricks him to go outside.]]
* BigDamnHeroes: Croshach in the original ''VideoGame/EvilDeadHailToTheKing'' review.
* TheCameo: He has appeared in a few other videos with his friends, as well as getting them in his videos.
** In ''Tomcat Alley'', [[=WellUnreal007=]] appears to sneak in a [[SideBet bet]] with BGG [[spoiler: just to get money to get VideoGame/RockBand 3]].
** Exaggerated when he does the Mid-Afternoon Assaulters skit at the end of his review of ''VideoGame/MidnightRaiders'', bringing in a lot of his friends.
** WebVideo/{{SCXCR}} appears in the BSGR of ''VideoGame/EarthWormJim 3D''.
* CrazyPrepared: BGG came prepared to deal with Evil BGG for his ''Franchise/EvilDead'' trilogy review [[spoiler:by locking him out the house after the three episodes. Wow, that was easy.]]
* DrivenToMadness: "If I hear that 'Good Job Joker now do it again' line, [[TemptingFate ONE MORE TIME-]]" "Good job Joker, now do it again." "FFFUUUUUU-" *WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties*
* FullMotionVideo: Has done videos of these games. Half of them he did not like very much. With the help of his friends, and brother, he out right parodied this concept in the ''Midnight Raiders'' review.
* HumiliationConga: [[spoiler:At the end of the BSGR on ''Evil Dead: Regeneration'', Evil BGG attempted to steal the show, only to learn from BGG that he came several steps ahead and thwarted his plans before he even began playing it out. It got so sad to the point to where BGG tricks him to leave the house and locking him out.]]
* HypocriticalHumor: When BGG killed off 90s kid, he pledges to never rip off other popular reviewers ever again. Then he notices his [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment "I Heard That, Curtis" T-shirt]].
* InterfaceScrew: Full force in his ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness'' review, true to the game itself.
* MSTing
** Has a tendency to do this, especially for Platform/SegaCD games. Fitting, considering that he happens to be a fan of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''.
** LetsPlay/ChipCheezum did this to his older ''Evil Dead: Regeneration'' review, which BGG took it well and used said riffing as inspiration to improve his material.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero
** In the original ''VideoGame/EvilDeadRegeneration'' review, a lot of the video game related stuff comes to life to attack him. He does manage to repel them though.
** In the end of the original ''VideoGame/EvilDeadHailToTheKing'' review, [[spoiler:the three games came together as Evil BGG came through a portal in hell. Thankfully, [[BigDamnHeroes Croshach came to the rescue.]] ]]
** He gets himself into this again [[spoiler: intentionally]] for the BSGR ''Franchise/EvilDead'' trilogy. [[spoiler:Although, [[CrazyPrepared he came quite prepared this time]].]]
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Parodied in the BSGR on ''VideoGame/EarthWormJim 3D''.
* OldShame: A couple of his older reviews have been unlisted because of how ashamed he is for how they look in quality.
** Especially for both ''VideoGame/ToyStory'' and ''Evil Dead Regeneration''. The latter was riffed on by Chip Cheezum, which BGG used as inspiration to improve, and even did a couple of [[ShoutOut shout outs to him and Ironicus.]]
** He seems to regret his ''VideoGame/Left4Dead'' Parody reaction video with a passion. Made evident with his Game Boy Camera review.
-->''"You think you're funny just because you randomly pop up just to be funny? That's not funny! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"''
* PetTheDog: BGG talked about how he would go to his local pawn shop sometimes and always see ''VideoGame/SwordOfSodan'' for Sega Genesis sitting on a shelf. Out of pity, and for the sake of collection (since the box was included), he decided to purchase it and review it shortly afterward.
-->''"--because I'M A DUMB ASS COLLECTOR!"''
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Mocked in the game over scenes in both ''Prize Fighter'' and ''Midnight Raiders''.
* ShoutOut
** Halfway into his review of ''Tomcat Alley'' for the Sega CD, his copy of ''Heat Seeker'' (on Wii this time) [[WebVideo/{{SCXCR}} talks to him]], though he throws it out before it can do anything else. Also, [=WellUnreal007=] sneaks in a SideBet.
** At the end of his BSGR on ''[=Killer7=]'', a video clip of the Chip Cheezum riffing can be seen.
** And again at the beginning of his BSGR on ''Evil Dead Regeneration''.
** Croshach is a homage to Rorschach of ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}''.
* TakeThatMe: BGG likes to make fun of himself. See HypocriticalHumor above.
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: The way he introduce some of the games can sometimes come with this vibe. With ''VideoGame/SwordOfSodan'', however, he cuts the crap and gets straight into how horrible the game is.
-->('flashes the ''Sword of Sodan'' game box, then takes a pillow and screams'')
* TrainingMontage: For ''Prize Fighter'' on Platform/SegaCD. [[spoiler:It did nothing to improve his skills.]]
* VisualPun: Does this every now and then.
* WhatIf: [[spoiler: Blondy's "new" review style on ''Banjo & Kazooie, Nuts and Bolts'' was actually a manifestation made from the "What If" tome he has.]]
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