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[[caption-width-right:320:"YOU COME OUT OR I'LL...I'LL BREAK DOWN THE WEST WING!"]]

->''"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shit castle. The prince was a douchebag. But then, one winter's night, an old bitch came into the castle, and as punishment, transformed him into a hideous fag."''
-->-- '''The opening narration'''

''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE9AmKpktc0 Beauty and the Beastiality]]'' and ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2MsGxppE4U Crazy Gaston]]'' are YouTubePoop videos created by Creator/{{mark3611}}. They are based on the 1991 film ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''.

!!''Beauty and the Beastiality''
* BreathWeapon: The Beast breaks down the West Wing in a rage with one of these when Belle refuses to come down for dinner.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "Every last inch of me's covered in ''Gaston!'' (Gaston tears his shirt open, revealing his chest to be covered in ... himself).
** "No one says 'Gaston' to Gaston!"
-->Le Fou: [[TemptingFate Gaston!]]
-->Gaston: ''*punches Le Fou out*''
* DisproportionateRetribution: Because Belle won't come for dinner, the Beast [[Film/IndependenceDay destroys the White House]].
* GagPenis: "No one's dick's as incrediibly thick as Gaston!"
-->'''Creator/BillyMays:''' Not anymore.
* GainaxEnding: [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "Hail! Hail Doofania!"]]
* GeniusDitz: Gaston is apparently good at factoring.
* NonIndicativeTitle: Thankfully, there are no acts of [[BestialityIsDepraved bestiality]] in this poop.
* ShoutOut:
** Advertising/DoctorRabbit appears in the Beast's mirror.
** In one scene, the Beast [[Film/IndependenceDay destroys the White House]].
** The Beast turns out to be [[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Handsome!Squidward.]]]]
** Gaston's nipples are replaced by [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark two grotesque things]] that say [[Film/TotalRecall1990 "Quaaaiddd...start the reactor..."]]
* TakeThat
-->'''Beast:''' Show me the girl.
-->''(mirror shows the opening sequence to'' {{Series/Jonas}}'')''
-->'''Beast:''' ''(enraged)'' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT!?]]'''''

!!''Crazy Gaston''
* AirGuitar: Gaston does this.
* ExtremeDoormat: Crazy Gaston says "no" to no-one!
* INeedAFreakingDrink: Gaston rapidly drinks enough beer to projectile vomit.
* ShoutOut
** Gaston says he's evolving a [[{{Videogame/Pokemon}} Kakuna]].
-->''[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 "NO! NOT THE BEES!!!"]]''
* VomitIndiscretionShot