-->''"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shit castle. The prince was a [[{{Jerkass}} douchebag]]. But then, one winter's night, [[CrossesTheLineTwice an old bitch lived in the castle, and as punishment, transformed him into a hideous fag.]]"''
-->--The opening narration



''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE9AmKpktc0 Beauty and the Beastiality]]'' and ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2MsGxppE4U Crazy Gaston]]'' are WebAnimation/YouTubePoop videos created by Creator/{{mark3611}}. They are based on the 1991 film ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''.

!!''Beauty and the Beastiality''
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "Every last inch of me's covered in ''Gaston!'' (Gaston tears his shirt open, revealing his chest to be covered in ... himself).
** "No one says 'Gaston' to Gaston!"
-->Le Fou: [[TemptingFate Gaston!]]
* DisproportionateRetribution: Because Belle won't come for dinner, the Beast [[Film/IndependenceDay destroys the White House]].
* GagPenis: "No one's dick's as incrediibly thick as Gaston!"
-->'''Creator/BillyMays:''' Not anymore.
* GainaxEnding: [[PhineasAndFerb "Hail! Hail Doofania!"]]
* GeniusDitz: Gaston is apparently good at factoring.
* ShoutOut:
** WesternAnimation/DoctorRabbit appears in the Beast's mirror.
** The Beast turns out to be [[spoiler:[[SpongeBobSquarePants Handsome!Squidward.]]]]
** Gaston's nipples are replaced by [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark two grotesque things]].
* TakeThat
-->'''Beast:''' Show me the girl.
-->''(mirror shows the opening sequence to'' {{Series/Jonas}}'')''
-->'''Beast:''' ''(enraged)'' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT!?]]'''''

!!''Crazy Gaston''
* AirGuitar: Gaston does this.
* BadAss: Gaston curing his steroid-induced AIDS. Simply by straining his muscles enough to snap the belt around his neck.
* ShoutOut
** Gaston says he's evolving a [[{{Videogame/Pokemon}} Kakuna]].
-->''[[Film/TheWickerMan "NO! NOT THE BEES!!!"]]''
* VomitIndiscretionShot