->''"Six girls, one bathroom. If this isn't the apocalypse, I don't know what is."''
-->-- '''Michonne'''

Tired of all those boring reality TV shows? Why don't you tune in for the ''BAMF Girls' Club''! Discover what happens when you place five absolute badass [[ActionGirl action girls]] ([[Literature/HarryPotter Hermione Granger]], [[Literature/TheMillenniumTrilogy Lisbeth Salander]], [[Series/TheWalkingDead Michonne]], [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy Summers]], [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss Everdeen]])... [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Bella Swan]] in the same house: a whole host of wacky shenanigans are sure to ensue!

A comedy web-series from Comediva which asks just how well some of our favorite, strong-willed and powerful heroines (and Bella) would interact when taken from their normal universes and forced to share a small, suburban home.

It can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFFA654B8FE2862CE here]].

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!!''BAMF Girls' Club'' provides examples of:

%% * ActingUnnatural: Briefly when Hermione tries to sneak ''50 Shades of Grindelwald'' off a shelf.
* AmbiguouslyBi:
** Bella is still super into Edward, of course, but her clingy nature means she gets ''very'' touchy-feely with the other girls. It's not always clear whether or not she's sexually attracted to them or if it's just that she's starved for affection and has NoSenseOfPersonalSpace... though it ''is'' telling that in episode #9, when guest star Series/VeronicaMars tells Bella "I could kiss you!" Bella ''immediately'' puckers up.
** Hermione's constant HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday when she's around Willow, or when Willow is mentioned, isn't ''quite'' convincing.
* AsideGlance: Disregarding the ConfessionCam for a moment, Hermione and Lisbeth tend to stare through the camera sometimes.
* BerserkButton:
** For Arya, anything that implies beheading.
** For Katniss, anything involving black chicks dying... or not.
* BrickJoke: In #11, [[spoiler:Hermione's magical experimentation backfires on Michonne and apparently doesn't do very much... until later.]]
%% ** Buffy brought up Willow as early as #1.
* BriefAccentImitation: Bella in #13.
-->'''Bella:''' All [Hermione] ever makes are "crompiits"! And "meat poiees"!
* BuffySpeak: Inevitable, with the[[invoked]] {{Trope Namer|s}} involved.
-->'''Buffy:''' It's chew-tastic!
%% ** A few of Hermione's spells could also count.
* ButtMonkey: Bella gets no respect from anyone, and she also fails at pretty much everything, being unable to do ''anything'' for herself.
* TheCameo:
** [[Series/GameOfThrones Arya Stark]] appears in #3 as a condition of her parole.
** [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Willow]] joins Buffy in #7!
** Series/VeronicaMars in episode #9.
** The series' first male cameo, [[spoiler:Agent Smith from ''Franchise/TheMatrix'' appears in episode #10 as a blind online date that Buffy set up. He tries to kill Buffy, but [[WalkingTechbane Hermione]] makes short work of him.]]
** #13 has [[spoiler: [[Series/DoctorWho the 11th Doctor]]!]]
** #15 has one of the earliest known [=BAMFs=] in history... [[spoiler:Literature/SnowWhite.]]
* CharacterExaggeration: For comic effect. All the characters in the series are essentially exaggerated caricatures of their canon selves, though it varies just how ''much'' they have been exaggerated. Some (like Buffy) are fairly close to their canon characterization with only some traits exaggerated, while others (most notably Bella) are complete caricatures.
* ConfessionCam: A regular staple of the series. Every episode features one or more of the girls having a ConfessionCam segment.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Hermione retaliating at Lisbeth by ''painlessly removing all her piercings'' (except a few of her favorites) in #4.
* CurseCutShort: Michonne in #9.
-->'''Michonne:''' Law school, motherf--!
* DamselInDistress: The odd one out, Bella, who can't even protect herself from ''a spider''.
* DoesNotKnowHerOwnStrength: Things in Buffy's hands that aren't slayer tools (or jars) tend to break.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: The effect of Veritaserum on [[spoiler:Hermione herself]] [[IntoxicationEnsues is basically a drunken rant]].[[invoked]] GeniusBonus: This is basically what InVinoVeritas means.
%% * EldritchLocation: Possibly.
%% -->'''Hermione:''' All of these herbs are from the backyard. We didn't even know what we were sitting on! Silly producers.
* EmergencyFoodSupplyAnimal: [[spoiler:Katniss kills and cooks Jacob.]]
%% * EroticEating: [[spoiler:Lisbeth's Ladyfingers]] in #6.
* EveryoneMeetsEveryone: The first episode is dedicated to the girls all moving into the house and meeting for the first time. Hermione's heard of Buffy before, but hasn't actually met her -- apart from that, everyone's pretty much a stranger.
* ExactWords: Lisbeth claiming she didn't hack Katniss' Facebook, Buffy's Myspace, Hermione's email and Bella's Instagram because "[[ThePasswordIsAlwaysSwordfish Their passwords are always 1 2 3 4.]]"
* {{Expy}}: Played for laughs in episode 11. Buffy tries to reunite the Scooby Gang but since they can't make it she recruits the other girls based on their tangential similarity to her friends (Hermione for Willow, Bella for Xander, etc.).
* ExtremeOmnivore: Katniss. Special mention goes to the time she hunts and makes dinner, then finds out it's [[spoiler:Jacob Black]] and horks it up... then goes back to eating it by the next camera cut.
* FishOutOfTemporalWater: Buffy, somehow extricated from the period [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer her show was on air in]] for this show. Of course, this also explains [[Series/GameOfThrones Arya Stark]].
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: #11. Hermione practicing her spells backfires onto Michonne in the back, for no other reason than to backfire on Michonne.
* TheGhost: [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry, Ron]], [[Literature/TheHungerGames Peeta, Haymitch]], [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Spike, Xander]], [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward]], [[Series/TheWalkingDead even those walkers Michonne's been dragging around]] all get mentions.
* HeroicComedicSociopath: Michonne and especially Katniss in the talent show episode, as they try to get the other girls to show off their more useful talents, by [[spoiler:poisoning]] Hermione and [[spoiler:shooting an arrow at]] Buffy. Both victims are angered by this, although Hermione is more angered that she got a lower score than she felt she deserves.
%% * HilariousOuttakes: Sometimes in TheStinger.
* ICallItVera: Buffy's stake is credited as "Mr. Pointy". Extra funny if you know [[Creator/JossWhedon who's responsible]] [[Series/{{Firefly}} for the]] TropeNamer.
* IconicItem: Props to the props department for providing stuff like [[Literature/HarryPotter the wand]], [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer a stake]], [[Literature/TheMillenniumTrilogy a laptop]], [[Series/TheWalkingDead a katana]] and [[Literature/TheHungerGames a recurve bow.]] Yeah, Bella got left out again...
* ImNotHereToMakeFriends: Katniss makes this ''very'' clear, though she does see the value in alliances and frequently allies with the like-minded Michonne.
* ImpossiblePickleJar:
** In episode 8, Bella proves unable to open a jar of jam. Although, after seeing Buffy accidentally crushes a pot with her SuperStrength, she just hands it to her. And then she keeps hounding Buffy with more jars, until the vampire slayer shows Bella how to use a jar opener.
** Later, in episode 14, Hermione on a magic fast is unable to open a jar, and Bella opens it for her. That she would need Bella's help, of all people, depresses Hermione even further.
%% * InTheHood: The first time we see Michonne.
%% * {{Jerkass}}: Lisbeth
%% * KatanasAreJustBetter: [[Series/TheWalkingDead Michonne]]
%% * LargeHam: All the girls have their moments, except maybe Buffy. Yes, even Lisbeth.
* LethalChef: Katniss' oatmeal-groosling cookies. Sounds bad enough to begin with, but things go FromBadToWorse when the secret ingredient is revealed to be [[spoiler:tracker jacker venom.]]
%% ** Lisbeth, maybe.
%% --->'''Hermione:''' Dragon's Blood is NOT to be used in curry, Lisbeth!
%% * LongList: Played for laughs with Arya.
* MassiveMultiplayerCrossover: Let's see: [[Literature/HarryPotter a wizard,]] [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer a slayer]], and four otherwise 100% humans, [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga one involved with a vampire,]] [[Series/TheWalkingDead one zombie survivor]], and two girls [[Literature/TheMillenniumTrilogy involved with violent]] [[Literature/TheHungerGames government conspiracies.]] [[Series/GameOfThrones Three if you count Arya.]]
* MediumAwareness:
-->'''[[spoiler:[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]]]:''' It's all so clear now! These [=BAMFs=] don't belong in the same universe, let alone the same house!
* MistakenForGay: Buffy thinks all wizards are gay, and that Hermione's relationship with Ron is a phase.
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: Bella (who else?) is a frequent target. Including on this page.
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace:
** Bella, who can get ''awfully'' clingy, and who likes to lean against the other girls for comfort or just to display affection.
** Zigzagged with Lisbeth, who disregards everyone else's privacy, but HatesBeingTouched. Interestingly enough, after they bond over baking ladyfingers, Lisbeth is the only one of the girls who lets Bella lean against her, suggesting that she's developed a bit of an IfItsYouItsOkay attitude towards the girl.
%% * NoSocialSkills: All the girls to some degree, but Lisbeth especially.
* OhNoNotAgain: When Michonne finds herself with a leonine tail thanks to a stray spell from Hermione.
-->'''Michonne:''' Dammit, Granger! ... again...
* OnlySaneWoman: Hermione, being the least WrongGenreSavvy of the gang, quickly takes on this role.
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Hermione's English accent is... less than convincing. It's even {{Lampshaded}} in the outtakes for episode #13, when [[spoiler:Hermione and the Doctor compare wand and Sonic Screwdriver, and the Doctor quips "mine comes with an authentic British accent."]]
* PassThePopcorn: When Hermione decides to go on a "classic 30-days magic fast", Lisbeth gives her one day before she'd crack. And then she starts watching Hermione around with a bowl of popcorn.
* PlayfulHacker: Lisbeth again.
* PointThatSomewhereElse: Most of Bella's weapons training in #16 consists of this. This includes ''knives'', mind you.
* PrecisionFStrike: Only in the bonus material.
-->[[spoiler:'''Hermione:''' Rat heads, big deal... [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets try getting petrified by a fucking basilisk!]]]]
%% * RealityTVShowMansion: A Ranch style house, but same difference.
* RuleOfFunny: The setting. Werewolves and magic are apparently real, zombies and the Hunger Games not so much. The canons are sort of mashed together willy-nilly.
* RunningGag:
** Those sponsor airdrops from ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' can send Katniss anything. ''Anything.''
** Hermione's not-that-MysteriousMiddleInitial. "The J is for JEAN!"
* SheIsNotMyGirlfriend: Katniss about [[TheGhost Peeta]], and vehemently so.
* ShipperOnDeck: Buffy ships Hermione with Willow.
* ShoutOut:
** Hermione singing to herself [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "I am magical and I'm okay..."]]
** And she "secretly enjoys ''[[Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey 50 Shades of Grindelwald]]''."
* ShownTheirWork:
** They remember Arya's left-handed swordfighting!
** [[FishOutOfTemporalWater Buffy]] still being on Website/MySpace could also count.
** Bella being immune to mind-reading.
* SlippingAMickey: Hermione attempts this with Veritaserum. [[spoiler:[[HoistByHisOwnPetard Then Lisbeth swaps the glasses]].]]
* SmallReferencePools: Probably the reason [[Literature/TheMillenniumTrilogy Lisbeth's universe]] is mentioned the least.
* SpotlightStealingSquad: Hermione gets a lot of lines and ConfessionCam time, doesn't she?
* StealthHiBye: A beautiful one in #6 when Bella appears beside Lisbeth in the time it takes to zoom in and out of the kitchen door.
%% * TheStinger: At the end of some eps, and Season 2 thus far.
%% * StylisticSuck: #6 has an ''attempt'' at covering [[Film/Ghost1990 "Unchained Melody"]].
* TakeThat:
-->'''[[Series/GameOfThrones Arya]]:''' ''[about Hermione]'' UUUHH!! BOOKS. No wonder she only has two friends.
* ThatCameOutWrong: Bella, in the first episode, when she says walking dead people sound hot -- [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer an especially poor]] [[Series/TheWalkingDead choice of words]] considering who she is with. In her defense, she's dating a vampire.
-->'''Bella:''' Can we take that out? Can we delete that?
* ThemeTuneRollCall: The intro to every episode lists each of the main protagonists (and the video titles repeat it), just to emphasize the big {{Crossover}} nature of the show:
-->'''Voice-over:''' When [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]], [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hermione]], [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss]], [[Literature/TheMillenniumTrilogy Lisbeth]], [[Series/TheWalkingDead Michonne]], [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and...]] [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Bella]]? move into one house, it's an utter [=BAMFgasm=] of awesomeness! It's the ''BAMF Girls Club''!
%% * TokenMinority: Michonne from ''Series/TheWalkingDead''.
%% * TotallyRadical: Buffy, by way of representing TheNineties.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Meat pies, for Hermione.
* TransparentCloset: Hermione, according to Buffy. Then again, Buffy is rather biased in this regard.
* TraumaButton: Katniss relives [[spoiler:Rue's death]] when [[spoiler:Arya wounds Michonne]] after the latter advises her to not lose her head, [[spoiler:poor choice of words considering [[OffWithHisHead what happened to her father]]]]. PlayedForLaughs.
%% * WhatDidIDoLastNight:[[spoiler:Hermione]] in #7.
%% * WorldOfActionGirls: ...and Bella.
* WrongGenreSavvy:
** Practically everyone. Part of the humor comes in the girls tackling real life problems (i.e. six girls but one bathroom) like how they'd tackle it in their work.
** Literally for Katniss, who thinks her experience with the Hunger Games is completely relevant here. Not ''so'' much.
** Michonne, too, since she thinks the walkers are everywhere.
** Buffy usually gets along with the above two as she too is an ActionSurvivor. The problem is that while they tackled zombies, corrupt politicians, and kids trained to kill, she's tackled demons and vampires.
** Lisbeth usually believes HollywoodHacking can solve anything.
** Hermione actually is the closest person to getting the genre right, since the series she's from was partially inspired by stories involving a BoardingSchool, similar to the situation she's stuck in with the girls.
** And Bella... well, she still acts like herself (which isn't helping).
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