->''Was that like a homosexual remark?''
--> -- '''[[Film/LakePlacid Sheriff Hank Keough]]'''

''ASCZ's Horrorshow'' is an online review/showcase of monster movies presented, written and edited by ASCZ Pictures, creator of ''TroperWorks/BloodyUrban''. Hosted by AuthorAvatar Zelda, a PerkyGoth with a [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent very strange accent]], it usually focuses on SoBadItsGood monster movies that you get the feeling she never has the attention span to watch all the way through. The series started in January 2010 and can be watched [[http://www.youtube.com/user/ASCZPictures#g/c/9FDBDD17E5818BA4 here.]]
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!! This show provides examples of:
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "The ship could turn upside down. Or hit an iceberg. Or there could be a demon in the cargo hold. OR YOU COULD GET FOOD POISONING! ''FOOD POISONING!''"
* YouFailBiologyForever: "See, the razorback doesn't have a nervous system like most animals..."
* BadassLongcoat
* BasedOnAGreatBigLie: ''Film/{{Frankenfish}}''
* BriefAccentImitation
* BuffySpeak: Especially evident in ''Film/{{Frankenfish}}''
* CatchPhrase: "So that's [Movie X], grommets/piggies/diddums/kids."
* CausticCritic: Totally averted.
* ChangingClothesIsAFreeAction: When she snaps her fingers.
* CowboyBebopAtHisComputer: Every so often she gets characters mixed up.
* [[DontExplainTheJoke Don't Explain the Joke]]: "DID ANYONE ELSE GET THE IRONY OF THEM FIGHTING A GIANT PIG IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE? COS THERE'S PIGS HANGING EVERYWHERE, AND IT'S FUNNY..."
* ElectricBoogaloo: She suggests a more fitting title for Beyond Loch Ness would be 'Inaccurately Named Plesiosaur Terror: Return of the Revenge.....''with a Vengeance''.'
* GenkiGirl: Zelda spends a ''lot'' of time jumping around like a spaz. In ''Chupacabra: Dark Seas'' she spontaneously dances to Caramelldansen, and in ''Film/{{Frankenfish}}'' she begins her review by hugging things in her room.
* GogglesDoNothing: In most of her reviews she has a pair on her head.
* LooksLikeOrlok: The Chupacabra, apparently.
* MSTing: On the Piranha 3D trailer and an episode of Lost Tapes
* NonindicativeName: Loch Ness Terror, which actually takes place in Canada.
* OldTimeyBathingSuit: Zelda does her ''Chupacabra Dark Seas'' review while wearing one.
** ''"This is what i wear to the beach. Don't judge me."''
* PerkyGoth: Perky doesn't quite cover it.
* RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic: The reviews are for the most part improvised, leading to many awkward pauses, tangential nonsense, stuttering and tons of BuffySpeak.
* RunningGag: "Was that like a homosexual remark?"
** The Lost Tapes MSTing has 'This is your Avon Lady' as well as various references to Franchise/ResidentEvil.
* TheStoner: Her impersonation of George Barry in the ''Death Bed'' review.
* ShoutOut: Her username to AFishCalledWanda
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