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[[caption-width-right:300:Wayne, Guy, and Frank, [[StatusQuoIsGod as usual]].]]

-->''"I've created horrible people."''
--->--'''Rickard Jonasson'''

'''[[http://www.twogag.com Two Guys and Guy]]''' is a M/W/F {{status quo| is god}} [[GagPerDayWebcomics gag-per-day webcomic]]. It follows the day-to-day adventures of three {{Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist}}s: Wayne, an average slacker; Frank, who is intelligent but amoral; and [[TomboyishName Guy]], a shameless egotist who hangs around for her own amusement and profit. Their ComedicSociopathy drives the plot of each comic.

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* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: Wayne [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3041 says]] something stupid while drunk and then continues to make a [[SubvertedTrope surprisingly]] [[InvertedTrope good argument]] for it.
* AlienAbduction: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1266 Complete with AnalProbing.]]
* AllJustADream: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/142 Or rather, a product of Frank's imagination.]]
* AmbiguousGender: A briefly RecurringExtra [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2947 named]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3102 Alex]].
--->'''Wayne:''' Alex is a ''chick'', right?
--->'''Guy:''' ''Sure.''
--->''*later*''
--->'''[[StraightGay Lars:]]''' Alex is a ''dude'', right?
--->'''Wayne:''' I'll give you a ''thousand dollars'' if you find out.
* AntiClimax: "The public is asked to [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1269 keep an eye out]] for a [[FaceOfAThug burnt-faced man with a prosthetic hook for an arm]]."
* AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering: "I don't know why I thought we had the same idea. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/134 Let's do your thing]]."
* ArtEvolution: For example Guy's eyes have been getting bigger. [[ACupAngst Other parts of her]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1919 haven't]].
** And it comes back to haunt her [[http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/075/5/0/2gag___types_by_drunken_novice-d4sy3oc.jpg here]]
* AxCrazy: Frank, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1374 undoubtedly.]]
* BackFromTheDead[=/=]ExpendableClone: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/47 Wayne, courtesy of Frank.]]
** And [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1636 another,]] with a touch of AdultFear.
* BewareTheQuietOnes: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 Sleep with one eye open, you two.]]
* BaitTheDog[=/=]CuteAndPsycho[=/=]FauxAffablyEvil: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058#comments It turns out Guy and the opposite possibility of her]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/28 aren't all that different after all.]]
* {{Blackmail}}: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1529 Guy, again]].
* BlushSticker: Everyone has them but Guy's are the biggest.
* ButtMonkey: Wayne.
** And Lardo - I mean, Lars. Who [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2435 still fares better than Wayne]] by virtue of being a nice guy.
* CallBack: The [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1573 100th strip]] calls back to the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/4 very first]].
** The [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058 346th strip]] calls back to the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/28 third]].
* [[CantHoldHisLiquor Can't Hold Her Liquor]]: Guy, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1728 evidently.]]
* CapsLockNumLockMissilesLock: Frank keeps his car's self destruct right next to the A-C options.
* CassandraTruth: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1692 "I don't understand why he left the Tesla Coil Safety Zone when I told him what would happen."]]
* CasualKink: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/134 Guy has an interesting idea of what cheers people up]].
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Frank's [[TheComicallySerious major]] [[NoSenseOfHumor personality]] [[DullSurprise traits]] are defined in the third strip. His sociopathy also isn't readily apparent until [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 this strip.]]
* ComedicSociopathy: Everyone, especially Guy and Frank.
** The author will also deliberately invoke this trope in his blog comments related to the comic, making himself appear this way to further the joke.
* ComicTrio: Typically, Guy is the leader/navigator, Frank the idiot/driver (though he enables the situation through his apathy rather than his ignorance), and Wayne the complainer/backseat, though the roles can shift depending on the joke.
** Perfect role correspondence [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1000 here]].
* TheComicallySerious: Frank, epitomized [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/997 here]].
* CompensatingForSomething: Wayne tends to do this a lot, see TestosteronePoisoning.
* ContinuityNod: Yeah, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1397 totally]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/58 lame]]...
** Apparently, the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 reversecism]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 worked]].
* CrapsackWorld
* CuteIsEvil: Guy.
* TheCutie: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058 Played With Guy's opposite possibility of herself.]]
* DarkSkinnedRedhead: Guy.
* DoomsdayDevice: Frank is making these all the time.
* DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale: When Guy provokes strange men, Wayne gets sent to the hospital, via speed dial.
* DullSurprise: Frank.
* EvilCannotComprehendGood: Wayne's life and friendships are so messed up that he honestly has no idea how to react when someone acts nice to him for a change.
* EvilMeScaresMe: Well, Guy only keeps her LeakingCanOfEvil sealed up because she would be annoyed by [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3224 the reactions of the authorities]].
* ExactWords: It would appear “[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/63 group therapy]]” means something different when it comes to Guy.
** This also seems to be a habit with Frank, as evidenced [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/141 here]] and [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/854 here]].
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/860 Guy as a beach bully pulls this too.]]
** UFO means "unidentified flying object." [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1877 If Frank can identify it, then it's not a UFO.]]
* FailedASpotCheck: Evidently, Guy's default state of being. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1180 Observe.]]
* FanServicePack: In the early days of the strip, [[ViewerGenderConfusion Guy looked very much like a man]]. As the strip continued, however, her hair went from [[BoyishShortHair boyishly short]] to womanly big, [[DarkSkinnedRedHead she got a nice tan]], and her [[HartmanHips form filled out quite nicely]] .
* FieryRedhead: Guy
* FormFittingWardrobe: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1694 Wayne's on Guy]], the second example [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2497 is stuff she bought herself]] and so doesn't count.
* ForScience: This summarizes at least half of what Frank does, including [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2019 this.]]
* FortheEvulz: This summarizes how Wayne's and '''especially''' Guy's mentalities work.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Despite frequently eating at a sushi bar, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/10 Wayne apparently still can’t hold chopsticks properly]].
** You’ll notice in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/141 this strip]] that Frank is setting a rat trap in the first two panels.
** Guy's magazines are frequently titled something funny.
* GoodAngelBadAngel: Guy has [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 more than two]]
* GoldDigger: Guy. She even considers Wayne's father as a potential MealTicket.
* GypsyCurse: Subverted in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/139 this strip]] in that while she doesn’t appear to have any supernatural powers, she has [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim other ways of making Wayne suffer]].
* HartmanHips: While Guy's hips are slimmer than normal, the rest of her is so thin that these stand out.
* HeroicComedicSociopath: Frank, though the "heroic" part is mostly nominal. Guy sometimes too.
* HypocriticalHumor: "[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/10 Effin' perverts!]]"
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 "He's dangerous, ya should kill him!" "Maybe later."]]
* {{Jerkass}}es
* InMediasRes: Every single strip is started without any notion at all of HowWeGotHere.
* KissingCousins: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3023 Wayne's 87.5% solution]]
* LimitedWardrobe: Lampshaded in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1867 #134, "Makeover"]].
* LiteralMetaphor: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/201 “Don’t go into my closet.”]]
* TheMadHatter: Frank. See "Ax Crazy."
** Conversed [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 here]].
* MadScientist: Frank.
* MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1552 Provides]] the page image.
* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Wayne and Guy, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/297 evidently]].
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2917 No kidding.]]
* MindScrew : [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1549 Done]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1930 often]].
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Frank has a diploma [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1505 in applied pseudoscience.]]
* NeverGetsDrunk: Frank, seemingly.
** Well SOMETHING happened after [[http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/362/7/c/2gag___overindulge_by_drunken_novice-d4khbk5.jpg this party!]]
* NiceGuy: Lars and his friends, who seem to the {{Good Counterpart}}s to Wayne, Guy and Frank.
* NoSenseOfHumor: Frank.
* NonindicativeName: Guy, who is the girl.
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/138 No, that’s… uh, Wayne’s cousin!]]
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Guy.
* OnlySaneMan: Averted. Up until the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 5th strip]], you might have thought Frank was. You’d be [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/44 very]], [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/47 very]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/201 wrong]].
** When he does show up, Lars is relegated to this duty.
* PlayingCyrano: Unfortunately, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/852 Wayne chose Frank to be this.]]
-->Frank: No, I said I’ve turned down romance in favor of science.
* PokeThePoodle: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/198 “You’re surprisingly bad at this.’’]]
* [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Powered By A Dead Aunt]]: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1372 Apparently, Frank's car]].
* RecurringExtra: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2496 This]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2734 guy]] looks suspiciously familiar.
** Wayne's cousin Lars.
** Gender-ambiguous Alex.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2204 subverted]]
* RedOniBlueOni: Guy and Frank, respectively.
* RuleOfFunny: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3293 Looks like even blow up dolls don't wanna wake up next to Wayne.]]
* RunningGag: Guy and Frank taking Wayne to the ICU.
** Wayne [[YouKeepUsingThatWord misusing the word "literally"]], [[DisproportionateRetribution receiving punishments from Guy as a result]].
* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: Seems to be Frank's WeaponOfChoice.
* ShowerOfAngst: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/58 Wayne didn’t really care about that children’s book, no sir!]]
* TheSlacker: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/204 Wayne]].
* SmallNameBigEgo: Guy. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1691 Exemplifed here.]]
* StatusQuoIsGod: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 Noted especially in this strip.]]
* TheStoic: Frank, along with StoicSpectacles. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/206 This strip suggests that it may not be natural]].
-->Wayne: Frank, what’s wrong with you, man? Laugh once in awhile!
-->Guy: Yeah, you weirdo!
-->Frank: Strange. I thought I did…
* StrongFamilyResemblance: Wayne, and his cousin Lars, though they are not ''[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/138 entirely]]'' identical.
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2742 They themselves don't see it]].
* TanLines: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/46 Guy has a farmer tan here]]. Which [[ContinuitySnarl strangely]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/860 switches to a full-body tan later]].
* TerribleTrio: Guy as the leader, Wayne and Frank as the henchmen.
* TestosteronePoisoning:
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/125 Wayne needs this to counteract a very specific kind of medical exam.]]
** In a rare female example, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2917 Guy shows she can do some nearly impossible things just to spite Wayne.]]
* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/121 Please call the police.]]
* TomboyishName: Guy, [[CaptainObvious who is a girl]].
* {{Tsundere}}: A platonic example, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3262 Guy]] acts this way to an [[CutenessProximity adorable ferret]]. But however, this is still Guy, so the closest we see to "dere" (a sweet side) is her not slapping him off the table.
* TwoGuysAndAGirl named [[LampshadeHanging Guy]].
* UnfortunateNames: Wayne W. Wayne.
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: All three characters.
* VitriolicBestBuds: All three, though [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1350 Guy and Wayne in particular]].
-->Jonasson: If I'm not being [[LampshadeHanging emotionally abused]], then how do I know it's [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1373 friendship]]?
* WeWantOurJerkBack
-->Wayne: Is this nice version of Guy freaking you out, too?
-->Frank: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 Yep.]]
* WhoNamesTheirKidDude: Poor Wayne.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Actually [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2019 played straight.]]
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Guy and Wayne hate each other and Frank couldn't care less about the two of them.
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