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''[[http://www.bitemecomic.com/ Bite Me!]]'' is a now complete humorous webcomic/novel by Dylan Meconis, set during the UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution involving a group of vampires and a werewolf working together to save the rest of their coven. The cast include Claire, a humorously crazy bar wench with pro-Revolutionary sentiments; Lucien, an intellectual FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire, Ginevra, a snooty aristocratic vampire who's pretty much TheBaroness; Luther, a grumpy and cynical werewolf who is an old friend of Lucien (both characters appear somewhat differently in the webcomic ''Webcomic/FamilyManDylanMeconis''); and Audric, the de facto leader of French vampires, who is a whimsical {{bishonen}} described on the cast page as an EvilOverlord. Not to be confused with the web original series [[https://www.youtube.com/show?p=fA2SwtVFdsY&tracker=show0 Bite Me- The Gamer's Zombie Apocalypse]].

A backup can be found [[https://archive.org/details/bite-me here]].
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!!Provides examples of:
* BigBeautifulWoman: Ginevra is rather heavyset, but also quite beautiful.
* BilingualBackfire: [[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=526 Luther's habit of insulting people in High German]], when it turns out Claire (of all people) speaks the language.
* BookEnds: [[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=429 Vive la]] [[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=574 revolution!]]
* FurAgainstFang: Averted, since Luther is a good friend of some of the vampires. However, in terms of personal style/appearance, the comic plays the SlobsVersusSnobs of werewolves and vampires pretty straight.
* HurricaneOfEuphemisms: For [[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=511 beheading]], many of which are actually historical.
* InnocentInnuendo: [[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=535 Lucien uses his sword]].
* LateArrivalSpoiler: [[spoiler: Claire becomes a vampire pretty early into the comic.]] Also, reading ''Webcomic/FamilyManDylanMeconis'' after this kind of spoils that series. While that is AlternateContinuity, you'd know immediately that Lucien is a vampire and not just a guy who happens to be [[AnimalsHateHim disliked by dogs]] and who avoids sunlight.
* LockedIntoStrangeness: Supplies the page quote for that trope. Becoming a vampire made Lucien gain a skunk stripe and made Audric's hair turn completely white. Audric claims that pre-vampirization, Ginevra was a man, but he turns out to be just joking.
* NoodleImplements: [[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=508 Claire lists the things she needs to create an instant riot]], and it's heavily suggested she's no stranger to doing this kind of thing. Don't forget the spoon.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Claire is a lot smarter than she looks.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: They're Creator/BramStoker (or perhaps more pointedly Creator/AnneRice) vampires with all of the classic weaknesses and even lack some of the strengths (while they can do a CharmPerson, it's not shown whether or not they have a shapeshifting abilities).
* ParodySue: The reveal of [[spoiler:[[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=571 Claire's backstory]] ]]probably makes her this.
* TheRevealPromptsRomance: Lucien's reaction to Claire's backstory seems to be this.
* SlidingScaleOfVampireFriendliness: While played for laughs, the vampires here are probably pretty low on the scale. They are explicitly described as/describe themselves as servants of Satan and need blood to survive (although they probably don't always need to kill victims).
* VampiresAreRich: All of the vampires shown fit this [[spoiler: except Claire, and even that's ultimately arguable]]. For those whose backstories are given, they were aristocrats before becoming vampires.
* VampiresOwnNightclubs: As seen in the epilogue, [[spoiler:[[http://www.bitemecomic.com/?p=578 Ginevra ultimately fits this in the present]].]]
* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue
* WeirdTradeUnion: There is apparently an International Society of Riot Inciters, according to Claire, and her application to it was rejected because she was "too revolutionary" even for them. She also describes at length the difference between a riot and a mob, and all the procedure involved in setting up the latter. She reveals in the same rant that "execution specialists" apparently have to be board-certified.
* YourVampiresSuck: A thread of humor throughout.
** Of particular note is the fact that when the main characters finally rescue their coven, [[spoiler: each of the totally-out-to-lunch non-protagonist vampires turns out to be a parody of one Anne Rice character type or another.]]
** Also, one of the bits of swag the author includes with print editions is a bumper sticker that says Real Vampires DON'T FRICKING SPARKLE.
* YoureCuteWhenYoureAngry: Claire thinks that [[LesYay Ginevra is cute when she's mad]].
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