''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww8WJYNpViQ The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever]]'' is a YouTubePoop video created by Captpan. It is based on the video game ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''.

!!Tropes Contained in this Work

* CurbStompBattle: Sonic vs Silver, thanks to the latter abusing his psychokinesis.
** [[LaserGuidedKarma Later, Silver is on the receiving end of one of these from Shadow.]]
* DirtyOldMan: Dr. Eggman, given that he tried to obtain Elise's tits.
* DistractedByTheSexy: Rouge finds boobies, which subsequently explode when touched.
* EpicFail: Sonic tries to take on Iblis by himself...and immediately falls into lava and dies.
** Silver's encounter with Shadow is made of this for Silver. At one point he even goes [[Anime/DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]]... then gets defeated in one hit by Shadow.
* FingerPokeOfDoom: Sonic tries to knock a robot off a ledge with a light tap of his foot. [[StuffBlowingUp It doesn't work.]]
* FiveSecondForeshadowing: Silver exclaims that Sonic's ass will destroy the world moments before [[ShapedLikeItself Sonic's ass destroys the world]].
* ForcedTransformation: Sonic, Knuckles and Tails are turned into a salami at one point.
* GrossUpCloseUp: On a butterfly, although the closeup is actually that of a horsefly. Justified, as it landed on Sonic's nose. What we see is a realistic depiction of Sonic's point of view.
* {{Hermaphrodite}}: Princess Elise, judging by Silver's need to circumcise her "weenie".[[note]]While female circumcision is a procedure that exists, it is not as common. It is [[ValuesDissonance nearly unthinkable in western society]], and almost definitely [[DudeNotFunny outside the window of acceptable jokes]] compared the rest of the video[[/note]]
* HaHaHaNo: After a few moments laughing, Sonic [[TakeThatScrappy shoots Elise in the forehead.]] But he continues laughing after that.
* LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics: "According to the data, the data is bullshit!"
* [[PersonOfMassDestruction Hedgehog Of Mass Destruction]]: Sonic. His ass destroys the world!
* PrecisionFStrike: "You're the Iblis [[NWordPrivileges Nigger]]!"
* RunningGag: Silver getting kicked in the head.
** Characters getting Chaos Emeralds thrown at their foreheads.
* ShoutOut: The video is titled after a quote from ''[[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006 pokecapn's Let's Play]]'' of the game.
** When Elise is having her vision and her hair is ablaze, [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter's]] infamous "My hair is on fire!" line is heard.
** The "game" is being played on a UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem, and one of the reasons Eggman is after Elise is so he can obtain the UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis.
** WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic spits out a drink at the "So glad you came" line, and WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd facepalms at Sonic and Elise's romance.
** "Looks like we made it back in [[Franchise/OnePiece one piece]]."
** After shooting Elise, Sonic laughs like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]].
** Mephiles impaling [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya Yuki]] and [[Franchise/StarWars Qui-Gon Jinn]].
** Eggman dances to the start of [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya ''Hare Hare Yukai'']].
** Sonic cries out [[Theatre/TheCompleteWorksOfWilliamShakespeareAbridged "I am]] [[{{Theatre/Hamlet}} slain!"]] when he is killed.
** The moon from VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask appears a few times. The Happy Mask Man's laugh and the iconic line "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" also appears at one point (which might also be a ShoutOut to ''WebVideo/BenDrowned''.)
** [[Film/StepBrothers "Boats 'n' hoes, boats 'n' hoes,]] I gotta have me my boats 'n' hoes."
** [[Franchise/StarWars "IT'S]] most definitely [[MemeticMutation A TRAP!"]]
** When Silver is pinning down Sonic, he quotes Darth Vader's "I find your lack of faith disturbing" line.
** A voice clip of Tails saying "This is terrible" overlaps with a clip of Tails from ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' saying the exact same line.
** Rouge and Knuckles recite some dialogue from ''Anime/DeadmanWonderland''.
** The cast of ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' interrupt the game in order to give a special new bulletin.
** Silver briefly turns into a [[Anime/DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]].
** The first time Silver gets kicked by Shadow, it's accompanied by [[VideoGame/SegaRally "GAME OVER, YEEEEAAAAAAH!"]]
** When Iblis appears before Sonic and his group they question what it is. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMtlAqgvtZ4 "IT'S PIKACHU!"]]
** A clip from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'' plays at one point, with Luigi asking why Tails's lips aren't moving when he talks. Mario guesses it's because he's been watching too much ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony]]''.
** The Duke of Soleanna at one point says [[WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry "Go home and let me get some sleep!"]].
** Mephiles saying "I'll be back" [[Film/TheTerminator might count]], though it's done with sentence mixing as opposed to using the actual sound clip.
** The camera zooms in on Elise's legs at one point to show their resemblance to chicken legs, accompanied by [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Scratch's]] iconic [[AnnoyingLaugh laugh]].
** "Baby Scratch My Back" by Slim Harpo plays while Elise is applying the PleaseWakeUp trope to Sonic.
** "Crawling" by ''Music/LinkinPark'' later plays after Elise says she feels depressed.
** Earlier, Silver saying "I see it!" turns into the same line from "Endless Possibility" by Jaret Reddick of ''Music/BowlingForSoup'', from ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed''.
** In a two in one, a reference to ''WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys'' is followed up by a reference to ''WesternAnimation/Madagascar3EuropesMostWanted''.
** The "giant trampoline" scene from ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' makes an appearance when Elise jumps off of Eggman's flying robot. [[DisneyVillainDeath She doesn't actually hit the trampoline this time]], though [[UnexplainedRecovery she's later shown to be perfectly fine]].
** The close-up of a butterfly is straight out of the WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} episode [[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS2E5WormyPattyHype Wormy]]
** After Eggman turns Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails into a salami, the main riff from Series/GoodEats plays.
** Silver's first appearance is accompanied by a short clip from [[Music/WeirdAl "White and Nerdy"]].
** After returning to the present, Sonic finds a newspaper with the headline ''NEW QUEENS OF CRIME'' and a picture of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, from ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Batman: The Animated Series]]''.
* TakeThat: "We blame Creator/SonicTeam for this shit."
** A man responds to the game by [[MoreDakka shooting at the console violently with dual pistols]]. [[NoKillLikeOverkill Twice]].
** "I found an iPhone!" "DON'T TOUCH IT!"
* YourMother: The Duke of Soleanna says this to his ''own daughter''.