''[[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented The Demented Cartoon Movie!]]'' is a 2001 Flash cartoon written, directed, drawn, animated, created, recorded, conceived of, responsibility claimed, filmed, edited, converted to standard transport elephant zucchini format and converted back again by Brian Kendall.

It features a trailer, opening credits, stick figures, green and blue chairs, Qrrbrbirlbel, a kamikaze watermelon ([[RunningGag DA-DA-DA-DA, Da-DAAAAA! Wheeeeee! *splat*]]), a production of ''RomeoAndJuliet'', a tidal wave, nucular[[note]]It's pronounced "nuclear"![[/note]] explosions, a rocket to Mars, a car race, a superhero, a villain and an ending, among other things. If you have thirty minutes of your life to waste, you ought to check it out.

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!!Tropes:
* {{Angrish}}: The director falls into this as Juliet keeps murdering Romeo.
* BigRedButton
* {{Blah|BlahBlah}}! [[YourHeadAsplode *BOOM*]]
** "Brian Ken- Blah, blah, blah"
* {{BFG}}: Mr. Blaster Ray Gun.
* BileFascination: InUniverse, the Chair Guys call the movie crap but keep watching anyway, likely for this exact reason.
* BrickJoke: "Blah." It's mostly been left behind by the time of Evil Blah and Super Blah's confrontation, but then Evil Blah kills Super Blah by having him read a sign that says "Blah."
* BuffySpeak
* TheCape: Super Blah.
* CardCarryingVillain: Evil Blah. "Hahahaha! I feel very evil today!"
* CartoonBomb: Zeeky H. Bomb.
* {{Cloudcuckooland}}: Qrrbrbirlbel in a nutshell.
* ColonyDrop: Too many times to count.
* CreatingLife: The Auto Romeo and Damsel Makers.
** CloneDegeneration: The last damsel created proves to be a complete ''nutcase''.
* CurseCutShort[=/=]KilledMidSentence[=/=]SelfDeprecation: "And ''furthermore'' whoever made [[MediumAwareness this movie]] is a complete jacka--" '''*BOOM*'''
* DamselInDistress: The generic damsel.
* TheDeadliestMushroom: Most of them happen because of "The Zeeky Words". Some happen due to random H-bombs.
* DeadlineNews: "Oh crap, that's going to be broadcast all over the world!"
* DiabolicalMastermind: Evil Blah.
* TheDitherer: The car driver, to the point of being TooDumbToLive.
* DropTheCow
* EarthShatteringKaboom: It's fun to count the number of times this happens.[[note]]Eleven. Fourteen, if you count the times it fell into the sun.[[/note]]
* EsotericHappyEnding: "HAPPY END!" [[invoked]]
--> '''Guy in Green Chair''': "Happy end"? What the hell is "happy end"?
* EverythingExplodesEnding: It ends with those two stick figures on the chairs being stuck to their faces and their chairs falling apart, causing their city to collapse, and finally unleashing a missile that knocks the Moon out of the sky, which destroys the Earth.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon, Auto Romeo Maker, Auto Damsel Maker, Make the World Blow Up Button, brick wall and Fooby Buttons, Mr. Blaster Ray Gun... practically everything.
** Don't forget the Crash Yourself Into a Brick Wall Race.
** Hell, the movie itself. Self-explanatory title indeed.
* FlatWhat:
-->'''Evil Blah''': What are you up to, Crazy Scientist Blah?
-->'''Crazy Scientist Blah''': Well, I've just figured out that the world is going to crash into the sun in five seconds.
-->''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''
-->'''Evil Blah''': What?
--> ''(splat)''
** And near the end of the movie:
-->'''Damsel''': [=AaAaAahh!=]
-->'''Evil Blah''': Screaming won't get you anywhere!
-->'''Damsel''': Actually, I'm screaming because my head's about to fall off.
-->''(beat)''
-->'''Evil Blah''': What?
-->''(the damsel's head flies off with a "boing!")''
* {{GASP}}!: "gasp"
* GilliganCut: "At least they don't have any words that make the world blow up!"
** "I stand ''thoroughly'' corrected."
* GenreSavvy: The diver catches on the second time around. "Wait a minute! That is not ze bubble-fish! It is zat stupid ''bomb!'' I refuse to shine ze light on it!" Then a fish eats him.
** And then "zat stupid bomb" just Zeeky Boogy Doogs anyway.
*** *BOOM*
* GiantFootOfStomping: Mr. Big Shoe
* GoWaitOutside: A rare non-video game use. Super Blah arrived to save the day too early, so Evil Blah tells him to come back later.
* GreekChorus: The two stick figures sitting in the chairs.
* HeroicBSOD: When Super Blah saves the day, Evil Blah steps in and gives him one that kills him.
--> '''Evil Blah:''' If you want to defeat me you must read that sign on the wall over there!
--> '''Super Blah:''' Oh, you mean the one that says "Qrrbirbirlbel?"
--> '''Evil Blah:''' Ah, no, the other one.
--> '''Super Blah:''' Oh, you mean the one that says "Blah!" (head explodes)
* InherentlyFunnyWords: We repeat: Zeeky Boogy Doog. Fooby, the Kamikaze Watermelon. Blah.
** [[TemptingFate Well at least there isn't any words to blow up the world.]]
*** Gleeg Snag Zip!
**** '''BOOM!!!'''
* {{Keet}}: Bloing Gloing!
* KillEmAll: Every character save one gets killed at least once, as is pointed out by the ending.
** Though that may just be the creator stringing the viewers along. Otherwise it's Mr. Weight.
** The credits challenge you to find the one person throughout the entire movie that didn't die or otherwise get maimed in some way. Answer: [[spoiler: From the beginning, skip scenes seven times. One guy exits stage right just before the cars crash into the cliff.]]
* LampshadeHanging: After the Earth blows up the second time, a guy watching it says, "How many times has the Earth blown up?".
* LazyArtist - complete with [[LampshadeHanging an arrow noting this]].
* MadScientist: Crazy Scientist Blah.
* MagicAIsMagicA: Most of the time.
* MediumAwareness: "You fast-forwarded it wrong!"
* MinskyPickup: Just before the Zeeky Boogy Doog song.
* MissingEpisode: The supposed "introduction sequence" has been "lost" which probably means it was never made.
** According to the animator, it was supposed to involve a spinning office chair.
* MockCousteau
* NegativeContinuity: Most notably, the [[EarthShatteringKaboom Earth explodes]] ''eleven times''.
** The second time the Earth blows up, two guys are watching it and even acknowledge the fact.
* NoFourthWall: When that one guy steps on the Make The World Blow Up button, he rants about the movie and the author.
* NothingCanStopUsNow - View quote on said page.
* OhCrap
--> '''Scientist''': We are close now. When we shine ze light on it--
--> [[spoiler: '''Zeeky H. Bomb''': ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!]]
--> '''Scientist''': [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Oh Crap]].
** *BOOM*
** When Zeeky is being interviewed:
--> '''Interviewer''': What do you have to say in your defense?
--> '''Zeeky H. Bomb''': ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
--> '''*BOOM*'''
--> '''Anchor''': OhCrap, that's going to be broadcast all over the world!
--> ''Cut to Earth which becomes covered in explosions''
* OminousPipeOrgan: Parodied!
* OverlyLongGag:
** The trip to Mars. Conversed by the characters watching it.
** The bad dance act.
** The movie overall is half an hour long, which is miraculous considering that it doesn't take particularly long to load on most connections.
* PlatformHell: In movie form.
* RandomEventsPlot: Let's just sum it all up as this.
* RetroactiveWish: Someone said, "It would suck if an airplane randomly flew out of the sky and crashed into us." which is exactly what happened. His friend then said, "It would suck if a large, generic wad of cash randomly appeared in front of me that I could do whatever I wanted with." A shoe kicked his head off.
* RuleOfFunny: This trope in its purest, most distilled form.
* RunningGag: 90% of the movie. The Zeeky words; the Kamikaze Watermelon; the rocket trip to Mars, "blah", the giant boot...
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: GASP!
* TheScottishTrope: A nuclear explosion happens every time someone says "zeeky boogy doog" *BOOM* As a result everybody calls the phrase "the Zeeky Words".
** And the ''entire world'' breaks ''in half'' whenever anyone says "Gleeg snag zip". *World breaks in half*
** And if a Blah guy says "Blah"-- *head pop*
** Or if someone mentions Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon-- *charge fanfare* "Wheeee" *splat*
* ScreamingWoman: The Generic Damsel, who has to be replaced every time her head falls off.
* ShootTheShaggyDog: Early and often. {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d after the Mars scenes.
* ShoutOut: The entire intro, and possibly the entire movie, is steeped with allusions to Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail.
** Also to Music/TheBeatles with the 9th attempt to reach Mars. [[EarWorm NUMBER NINE ... NUMBER NINE ... NUMBER NINE ...]]
** '''HAPPY END!''' is possibly a ShoutOut to VideoGame/BubbleBobble.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Fooby, the Kamikaze Watermelon!
** *fanfare* WHEEEEEEEEE! *splat*
-->'''Guy in Chair''': At least there aren't any words that make the whole world blow up.
-->''[Another guy appears on TV, holding a cannon to his grinning face, and [[{{Beat}} stays perfectly still for several seconds]], until:]''
-->'''Guy on TV:''' Gleeg snag zip!
-->''[The Earth immediately explodes.]''
-->'''Guy in Chair''': I stand ''thoroughly'' corrected.
* StockFootage: You are going to see the same H-bomb explosion nearly twice a minute. With the movie going on for half an hour, that is a lot.
* StuffBlowingUp: Nearly everything in the movie explodes, sometimes more than once.
* TemptingFate "And nothing is going to stop us!"
* ThatsNoMoon: "Wait a minute, that's not an ant..."
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: 14 times.
* TooDumbToLive:
** The guy who presses the various buttons.
** The car driver.
-->"DO YOU WANT TO CRASH?" "Uh. Well, not really." "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STEER" "But I'm ''bad at thaaaat!''"
** "Eeeeh, I'm bored." "Me too." "Eh-what are we going to do?" "I dunno." "Wanna play a game?" "Sure, what game?" "I dunno." "...Oh I know! Let's play toss the H-Bomb!" "Yeah!" "WHEEE!"
*** '''BOOM'''
** And everyone else. EVERYONE else.
* TheUnintelligible: Bloing Gloing!
** The above is dragged out so much that after a while, he just gets crushed by a weight as soon as he starts speaking.
* UnreadablyFastText
** Fortunately, the cartoon has a pause button built-in.
* ViolationOfCommonSense[=/=]TooDumbToLive: "Let's play 'Toss the H-Bomb'!"
** InventionalWisdom: "Oh no! I just pressed the H-Bomb button!" "Wait, why the hell would there just happen to be an H-Bomb--" '''*BOOM*'''
* VerbalTic: "Nucular" explosions.
** It's pronounced "nuclear"!
* WhatDoesThisButtonDo: Within the first few segments, we see a guy walk up to a wall which has a big red button marked "!!!!!!!!" He looks at it while making curious noises, then pushes it, only to be crushed by Mr. Weight.
** Quickly followed by another guy showing up, pointing and laughing, only to get his head kicked off by a shoe on a stick.
* YourHeadASplode: "Blah!" Though instead of the head itself exploding, it pops off (explosively) from the neck.
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->'''Zeeky H. Bomb''': Zeeky boogy doog!\\
< INSERT MUSHROOM CLOUD HERE >
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