->''"Have your 'nocs at the crossroads."''
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''Professor Brothers'' is a web based series of shorts by Creator/BradNeely that used to be based in Super Deluxe.com but is now a series, ''WesternAnimation/ChinaIL'', on Creator/AdultSwim. The series focuses on two brothers: Professors at a Community College named Steve and Frank.
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!!Tropes:
* ArtisticLicenseHistory: Oh so much. For instance, The entirety of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeHlVo__Gmk "The Substitute"]]''
-->''"Um... Harrison, right? A slave to his raging violent patriotism, he assembled a band of mercenary Frenchmen and won back control of the US after 24 years of Indian rule. His armies killed millions of the dastardly oppressive savages."''
* ArtisticLicenseTraditionalChristianity: ''[[http://youtu.be/zhEUWobdXqY "Jesus Fucking Christ"]]''
** For instance, Frank lists some of the disciples as [[Literature/TheFourGospels Matthew, Mark, Luke, John]], Tommy, Bunter, Tango, Sketty, Burno, and Churno. They also spun whatever Jesus did into sellable teachings and deeds. [[spoiler:They also arranged to have Jesus killed, while blaming it on Judas who was planning on killing himself anyway.]]
-->''"He and little John the Baptist would go on erotic weekend beach adventures, excluding the rest of the team - it's true shit! Google that shit man!"''
** Subverted with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg Frank's bizarre lecture on the story of Sodom and Gomorrah]], which is an [[ShownTheirWork only slightly exaggerated]] summary of [[Literature/BookOfGenesis Genesis 19]].
* BadBoss: The Dean of the college constantly messes with Frank and Steve and goes to extreme lengths to prank them including wearing a full body suit to pose as Frank's blind date.
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: JFK. "He was a Hypercharismatic Telepathical Knight."
* DeadpanSnarker: Steve; emphasis on deadpan.
* ExtremeOmnisexual: In the case of the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah, they'll do anything at all. Including rocks painted to look like God's Face.
* FloweryInsults: "I was once like you. Then I grew a brain, a dick, and a heart."
* HolyHalo
* JesusWasWayCool
* JerkAss: Steve, so much. Also, the Dean.
* LemonyNarrator: Frank mostly but Steve too (although its intentional on his part whereas for Frank it comes completely natural).
* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: [[AvertedTrope Averted]] in ''[[WorldOfWeirdness "The Substitute" ]]''.
* PrecisionFStrike: Numerous
* PrisonRape: Alluded to in "''Prisoner Christmas''"
* {{Sabotutor}}: The entirety of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeHlVo__Gmk "The Substitute"]]''.
-->''"[[UsefulNotes/JohnTyler Tyler's]] achievements were overshadowed by his apparent disbelief in witches, which led to his transformation into one of the rare breeds of horse that Congress then had deemed fuckable by law."''
-->''"And it seems we're out of slides here, so, if anyone has any complaints about the tone or interpretation of this chapter, you can take it up with Professor Frank. I - I have read his thoroughly offensive notes verbatim here and I'd like to express that I do not share his colorful take on history. His home number is 345-1212, so uh... so good luck on this crazy fuckin' test."''
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Neely lost the rights to Cox and Combes from WebAnimation/CoxAndCombesWashington due to the [[ReadTheFinePrint fine print]] of the contest the made them for; the Professor Brothers are extremely similar, especially in earlier videos like JFK.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: Frank insists none of the smeared brown condoms in his back seat have been in asses. [[spoiler:They haven't.]]
* RousseauWasRight: PlayedWith In JFK:
-->''"I saw him bless a demon, and that demon changed it's life"''
* TheVerse: Shared with ''WebAnimation/BabyCakes'' and ''WesternAnimation/ChinaIL''.
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