''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqzt3T4R38c Behold the five-minute epic of Mr Ando, protector of the forest!]]''

''Mr. Ando of the Woods'' opens with a bear asking a bee if he can have a lick of his honey but the bee tells him no as he had asked for the same yesterday. ''Peropero peropero peropero...'' Then Mr Ando arrives to solve their quarrels (penguin protector of the forest!) with violence! The bear and bee question whether or not Mr Ando is actually a human, he denies their accusations and runs away.

The bear and the bee visit the turtle and discuss (along with a fish) whether or not Mr Ando is a human or a penguin, mostly on the words he uses. Then the house starts shaking as a demolition man comes to develop on the forest. But Mr Ando comes to save the day! ''prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...'' [[spoiler:on his scooter]] and carrying his penguin costume to solve the problem with violence! He then drives away declaring that he will always protect the forest.

Looking onwards the animals declare that while they never learnt whether Mr Ando was a penguin or not, he would always be a penguin in their hearts. Then the fish sings about his love for Mr Ando. The end.

A short animation made entirely by VoiceActor Takashi Taniguchi, the video gained popularity on the internet.

!!Tropes:
* BadassBiker: [[spoiler:Mr Ando.]]
* BearsAreBadNews: {{Zig Zagg|ingTrope}}ed. While nice at the end the bear tries to kill the bee when he refuses to give him more honey.
* BearyFriendly: The bear is nicer after his fight with the bee, who he tries to kill!
* BrokenRecord: The bee at the beginning- ''peropero peropero peropero peropero''
* CallingYourAttacks: "STRIKE MR ANDO STRIKE!"
* DancePartyEnding: One long song dedicated to Mr Ando.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: The bear and the bee's conversation at the beginning.
--> Bee: "If this were the first time, I wouldn't mind. But yesterday you asked me for one lick too, and then you started licking like 'lickity-lickity-lickity-lickity-lickity-lickity-lickity-lickity-[[OverlyLongGag lickity-lickity]]...'"
* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins: Mr Ando pretends he's a penguin.
* EverythingsWorseWithBees: Averted. The bee is kind but level-headed.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: Mr Ando cares for all of the creatures in the woods. Though they believe he is a penguin.
** FriendToBugs
* GratuitousEnglish: The fish's song at the very end.
** Also, HUMANISMU.
* HeyItsThatVoice: Hey, it's Takashi Taniguchi as everybody.
* HumansAreTheRealMonsters: This opinion is shared by the animals of the forest, resulting in concerns about Mr. Ando's species.
* IntellectualAnimal: The turtle can at least read kanji.
* OnlySixFaces: Only one face.
* NatureHero: Mr Ando [[spoiler:though he does have a scooter...]]
* NoNameGiven: Nobody besides Mr Ando is named.
* PaperThinDisguise: Mr Ando's penguin costume isn't very realistic.
* TalkingAnimal: They all talk.
* TalkingToHimself: Takashi Taniguchi voices all five characters.
* TurtlePower: The wise old turtle.
* WidgetSeries
* WildWilderness
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