Just like countless other anime series since LittleKuriboh's ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' has had its fair share of AbridgedSeries. This one, by [=PonyNotReady=], is but one of the longest running, at eight episodes and counting. Her channel has since been suspended. The first six episodes are reposted by Elwingil; [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMLQingi2gA the first episode is here]], [[http://vimeo.com/72144277 Episode 7 is here]], [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwqepa_madoka-magica-abridged-episode-8-grief-seed-vibrator-ipod-nano_fun and Episode 8 is here.]]

!!This work provides examples of:
* AbridgedSeries: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin
* AccidentalMisnaming:
-->'''Kyoko''': What's up Homura-dawg?
-->'''Homura''': That horribly obnoxious nickname is reserved for one person and one person only. Please keep it that way.
* AffectionateParody
* TheAlcoholic: Madoka's mother.
* AssShove: When someone becomes a magical girl, their soul gem comes out their ass.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: True to Madoka fashion, though Sayaka's reasons for forming the contract just turned a lot [[TooDumbToLive dumber]].
-->'''Sayaka''' (Episode 4, when asked what wish she made): Yeah, the answer's obvious. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I wish to become a Magical Girl]].
** [[spoiler:Took a turn for the worst when she became a witch...]]
--->'''Sayaka:''' [[spoiler:(Episode 8): ...All I've ever wanted was to be a mermaid, okay, and like, wear a knight's helmet...]]
--->'''Kyouko:''' [[spoiler:Um...are you high?]]
--->'''Sayaka:''' [[spoiler:[[LastWords .....I'm really stupid]]. (*cue Sayaka's witch transformation scene to the music of [[Music/{{Rihanna}} "Disturbia"]]*)]]
* BerserkButton: Kyouko hates littering.
* BreakingTheFourthWall/ NoFourthWall: Hilariously done.
* [[spoiler: BreastExpansion: Mami's wish, despite obviously being in a life-threatening situation. Madoka had no complaints over it though.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Mami''': No way! I wished for massive boobs, how else do you think I got these?]]
* CreepyMonotone: Homura, even to the extent of her emotional scenes.
-->'''Homura'''[[spoiler:(Episode 8, to Madoka in a monotone): ''I'm sorry. My voice isn't matching my emotions. I'm really sad. Please stop sacrificing yourself''.]]
* Creator/CristinaValenzuela: Her face's photoshopped into Homura's face during some sections in Episode 7 and [[OneOfUs she also provides random voices for Homura in that episode]]. Hell, she even commented on it.
--->'''Cristina:''' [[CelebrityEndorsement I am Cristina Vee, and I approve of this Homura-Dawg]].
* ChewBubblegum: Kyoko's first appearance
--> '''Kyoko''': I'm here to kick ass and eat food. And I'm all out of food.
** {{Subverted}}:
--> '''Kyubey''': Wait, you're out of food?
--> '''Kyoko''': Of course I'm not out of food. Who do you think I am?
* CurseCutShort: When Mami first appears
-->'''Mami''': Allow me to show how badass I am by like shooting these demonic cotton balls with mustaches.
-->'''Madoka''': Holy shi--CUE Mami fight scene.
* BilingualBonus: [[spoiler: [[WouldBeRudeToSayGenocide 'Death to Gaijin']], taught by Madoka's teacher]]
* DeadpanSnarker: Kyuubey's subtitles even have a tag for sarcasm.
* [[OnlyKnownByTheirNickname Only Known by Her Nickname]]: Homura-''dawg''
* GoryDiscretionShot: Avoided most of Mami's headchomping with '''[[MemeticMutation MORNING RESCUE!!]]'''
* HurricaneOfPuns:
** Mami enjoys making them most ironic puns.
--->'''Mami''' (Episode 1, talking to Homura): Hey, Homura! Long ''[[TimeTravel time]]'' no see! Geddit? [[DumbBlonde I'm so witty]]!
--->'''Mami''' (Episode 3, talking to Homura): No need to ''[[LosingYourHead lose your head]]'' over something like this.
** Kyouko practically lives off food idioms.
* Main/IWantMyMommy: Played as a pun. After Madoka starts crying at the breakfast table her mom naturally questions.
--->'''Madoka''': I want my Mami!
--->'''Junko''': But I thought I was your mommy...
* {{Mondegreen}}: In Episode 3, when Mami asks Madoka to sing her theme song, this happens.
* MomentKiller: [[spoiler:Kyubey attempts to propose to Madoka in Episode 8, but Homura puts a stop to that.]]
* NoodleIncident: In episode 1, Homura was mentioned to have gotten out of prison. What she did to get into prison is never mentioned.
* OnlySaneMan: Homura and Kyuubey.
* PokemonSpeak: Kyubey does this, though it has remarkably become more emotive than the original.
* PowerPerversionPotential
** Homura at one point threatens to rape Madoka and reset time. [[TimeMaster Because she can.]] [[NoodleIncident And has done it before.]]
** During Episode 5, Madoka [[TemptingFate says that there's a lack of romantic action in the show]]. Homura (sitting opposite her) then does ''something'' [[TimeStandsStill between shots]] and promptly excuses herself.
* Music/{{Rihanna}}: Her songs are a common feature in the series.
* SchoolgirlLesbians: Everyone except Hitomi.
* SoulJar: Soul gems are this.
* TheStoner: Sayaka. [[spoiler:She became a witch from drug overdose...]]
* SurroundedByIdiots: Kyuubey, who's annoyed by Mami's stupidy and Kyoko's food bit, and downright creeped out by Sayaka. And he thought that the girls would figure out that [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin something called "Soul Gem" might have a connection with their souls]]. [[TooDumbToLive They didn't]]. Counts as a LampshadeHanging to the original series.
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: Sayaka usually refers to Homura as a "B-Word" not actually calling her bitch, just B-Word.
-->'''Sayaka''': [[ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike Homura, you're such a B-Word]]
-->'''Homura''': I just saved your lives and this is all you have to say?
-->'''Sayaka''': Yeah just leave you B-Word!
-->'''Homura''': (pause) Bye.
-->'''Sayaka''': Yeah that's what I thought just turn around and leave [[CurseCutShort B-Wor]] [[CurseCutShort END]].
* {{Telepathy}}: Kyubey can speak into your brain.
* TooKinkyToTorture: Episode 7, when Kyubey was inducing Sayaka's Soul Gem with pain for insulting it. Her reaction was... not what it expected.
-->'''Sayaka''': That would have been so much hotter if you were a girl.
-->'''Kyubey''' (Looking at Sayaka enjoying the pain, [[PokemonSpeak subtitled]]): What the **** is wrong with you!?
* TransparentCloset: Sayaka, Sayaka...
-->'''Hitomi''' (watching Madoka and Sayaka converse telepathically): Eeew, you guys are acting gay; I'm leaving. (*runs*)
-->'''Madoka''': Great, now she thinks I'm gay, too.
-->'''Sayaka''': What?
** Madoka is also a borderline example. During episode 4, she spends a whole conversation with Homura praising Mami's boobs, while Homura was actually talking about her fighting style.
* [[UngratefulBastard Ungrateful Bitch]]: Even after Homura saves Madoka and Sayaka, she still calls her a B-word.
* WaxingLyrical:
--> '''Sayaka''': [[AvrilLavigne All my life, I've been good, but now I'm thinking, "What the hell?"]]
* ValleyGirl: Mami - even while speaking GratuitousJapanese.
* VictoriasSecretCompartment: Mami apparently keeps a rifle in her cleavage.
* VocalDissonance: Sayaka sounds like a old man. Or at least a ''very'' husky voiced middle-aged woman.
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