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[[caption-width-right:350:[-All the fun of llamas, but with the added comfort of hats!-] ]]
->''CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!''

'''Llamas with Hats''' ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y 1]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpjyH-LkEAg 2]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49j6_uk0g3k 3]],[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJixW2u4IvQ&feature=sub 4]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71iZieJWmmk 5]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVzaBq4ycWg 6]], [[http://youtu.be/4s9-sJwNz2c 7]]) is a Website/YouTube video from [[Creator/FilmCow the creator]] of ''WebAnimation/CharlieTheUnicorn''. It depicts a short conversation between two llamas named Paul and Carl, who wear [[NiceHat spiffy hats]].

Also, Carl has a serious problem. Both with his homicidal tendencies and his seeming inability to remember them. (And he eats hands.)

Now with [[https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/llamas-hats-cruise-catastrophe/id654022183?mt=8 a downloadable iPhone game]]! You play as Carl just before the second episode, kicking people off a cruise ship.

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'''This video provides examples of:'''
* AMillionIsAStatistic: Discussed by Paul. Even if it is a higher body count, simply saying you mutilated millions of babies just doesn't have the same shock value as [[spoiler:a nuke going off in your own home city]].
* AffablyEvil: Carl is a mass murdering, remorseless psychopath. A ''cheerful'' mass murdering, remorseless psychopath.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Second vid:
--> '''Paul''': Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
--> '''Carl''': That sounds dangerous!
--> '''Paul''': You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!
--> '''Carl''': That, uh, that must have been horrifying to watch.
--> '''Paul''': And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
--> '''Carl''': Well, thank ''God'' [[ThinkOfTheChildren that the children weren't on board to see it!]]
** Inverted in 4, here it looks like Carl's latest crime is ruining the carpet with muddy hoofprints... [[spoiler:then the nuke detonates.]]
* ArtisticLicenceBiology: In-universe example - stabbing someone 37 times in the chest will usually kill them. Carl is apparently unaware of this.
** You like to think that he died before Carl cut off his hands and ate them.
* AskAStupidQuestion:
--> '''Paul''': Carl, what is wrong with you?
--> '''Carl''': Well, I kill people and eat their hands. That's..that's two things.
** And from episode 4, we have:
--> '''Paul''': What made you think ''any'' of this was a good idea?
--> '''Carl''': Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
--> '''Paul''':...Oh.
--> '''Carl''': [[LampshadeHanging I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.]]
* AxCrazy: Is an InformedAttribute of Carl's. The bloody remains and the orphan meat are a good indication anyway.
** He certainly has a taste for human flesh.
* BlackComedy: Considering that it's Creator/FilmCow we're dealing with, it's ''[[SurrealHumour Surreal]]'' BlackComedy.
* BlatantLies:
--> '''Carl''': I do not kill people. That - that is my ''least'' favorite thing to do.
** Carl's refusal to take the blame for the muddy hoofprints on the carpet in episode 4.
--> '''Carl''': [[NeverMyFault I'm not responsible for this, I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning.]]
--> '''Paul''': They're clearly your hoofprints, Carl.
--> '''Carl''': [[InsaneTrollLogic Then there is an imposter on the loose!]]
--> '''Paul''': They lead directly to you!
--> '''Carl''': [[YouFailLogicForever Clue #1: The imposter is a]] ''[[YouFailLogicForever phantom!]]''
* BreadEggsMilkSquick:
--> '''Paul''': Tell me, Carl, ''exactly'' what you were doing before I got home!
--> '''Carl''': Alright, well... I - I was upstairs...
--> '''Paul''': Okay.
--> '''Carl''': I was, uh, I was sitting in my room...
--> '''Paul''': Yes?
--> '''Carl''': Reading a book...
--> '''Paul''': Go on.
--> '''Carl''': And, uh, well, this guy walked in...
--> '''Paul''': Okay...
--> '''Carl''': So I went up to him...
--> '''Paul''': Yes?
--> '''Carl''': And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
--> ''[{{Beat}}]''
--> '''Paul''': ''[[RunningGag Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl]], that kills people!''
** In episode five, Carl donates to the local girl scouts, washes the car, bakes banana bread for his neighbor... [[spoiler:and rips a crack in space-time to steal baby hands.]]
* BreatherEpisode: Horribly, '''horribly''' subverted with episode 4. [[spoiler: Amusingly episode 5 could be viewed as this, which is even lampshaded by Paul.]]
* BrickJoke: [[spoiler: In episode 6, Carl finishes that meat dragon he mentioned in episode 3.]]
* ButForMeItWasTuesday: Slaughtering and mutilating humans, crossing the MoralEventHorizon, all of this is just another weekday to Carl. Of course, even Paul starts getting used to it. Carl's response is to find another MoralEventHorizon to cross.
* CallBack: In Episode 3, Carl mentions he's stuffed their luggage with Orphan Meat because he's building a Meat Dragon. Cue Episode 6, [[spoiler:and there's a giant Meat Dragon outside their house.]]
-->'''Paul:''' [[spoiler:Did you finish your Meat Dragon, Carl?]]
-->'''Carl:''' ... ''Maybe''...
-->'''Paul:''' [[spoiler:*Sighs* It's horrifying, Carl.]]
-->'''Carl:''' ...[[spoiler:Thank you.]]
* CardCarryingVillain:
-->'''Paul:''' Why would you think ''any'' of this was a good idea?
-->'''Carl:''' Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
-->'''Paul:''' ... Oh.
-->'''Carl:''' [[SanityBall I]] ''[[SanityBall don't]]'' [[SanityBall understand how you keep forgetting that.]]
* CatchPhrase: ''CAAAAAAARL!''
* ComedicSociopathy: It becomes obvious that Carl is a total psychopath, but he otherwise acts like a normal person, which is kinda why it's so damn funny.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint: Paul doesn't appreciate Carl's birthday gift of human faces tied to balloons. Carl assumes it's because the nuclear explosion left them undercooked.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Carl likes to be inventive and creative with his homicidal urges. And then he likes to do stuff with the remaining corpse. Usually [[ImAHumanitarian of a culinary nature]].
* DeadlyRotaryFan: In the third video, Carl has apparently pushed people, including a South American resistance leader, into a giant fan.
* DisproportionateRetribution
-->'''Carl''': Fine, It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
-->'''Paul''': CAAARL!
-->'''Carl''': Well, they were, uh, they were hogging all of the crescent rolls.
* DissonantSerenity: Carl, especially in the aftermath of [[spoiler: the nuke.]]
--> '''Paul''': ...CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRL!
--> '''Carl''': Happy birth''daaay~!''
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: As much a monster Carl is, [[spoiler: Episode 7 shows that, in his own twisted way, he misses Paul after the latter leaves]].
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Raw face is just gross.
* EverythingsBetterWithLlamas: "With the added comfort of hats".
* EvilIsPetty: Don't hog the Crescent Rolls--if you want to live.
* {{Foreshadowing}}:
--> '''Carl''': I'll have to try harder next time.
* FlatWhat: Carl's response to his roommate's UnsettlingGenderReveal.
* HowDidThatGetInThere: Carl's first reaction to the body in the first episode.
* HowIsThatEvenPossible: Paul's reaction to [[spoiler:Carl nuking an entire city in the fourth episode]].
--> '''Paul''': How did you even ''do'' this?
** Gets a CallBack in the next episode:
-->'''Carl''': How did I even do this?
-->'''Paul''': I don't understand how or why you do anything.
* HypocriticalHumor: This moment:
--> '''Paul''': I can't go anywhere with you, Carl.
--> '''Carl''': That hurt my feelings. Now we're ''both'' in the wrong.
* ImplausibleDeniability: Carl, all the time. He will stand next to the corpse of the person he killed and cheerfully deny having any ''hoof'' in their death.
* ImprobableWeaponUser: In Episode 3, Carl kills LaResistance with a giant fan.
* InMediasRes: The first 3 episodes take place during the aftermath of Carl's rampages.
* FromBadToWorse... and then it got worse some more... then it got worse again, and finally, yep, [[SerialEscalation it got even worse]].
* KarmaHoudini: Suffice to say, despite Carl's extremely vulgar atrocities, no actions have been taken against him.
* LighterAndSofter: Horribly, horribly subverted by the fourth installment.
* LimitedAnimation: Most of the episodes feature no movement from anything but the characters' faces. Lampshaded in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmcru2frls the ad for the iPhone game]].
-->'''Paul''': I literally never see you move!
-->'''Carl''': Now that you mention it, I never see you move either.
-->'''Paul''': Oh my god, you're totally right!
-->'''Carl''': This is really strange.
-->'''Paul''': I can't move anything except my mouth and my eyes!
* MattressTagGag: Carl blames a [[spoiler: nuclear explosion]] on him ripping the tag from a mattress. That, or fairy dust.
* MinimalistCast: Carl and Paul are usually the only characters on the show.
* MonochromeCasting: When Carl rips a tear in space time to collect baby hands, Paul noticed that out of the millions of hands flying out of the portal, every single one of them came from a white baby. Carl points out that he specifically targeted white babies.
-->'''Carl:''' Well you know. Whitey's gotta pay. And the payment is baby hands.
* MonsterRoommate: Yes, Paul is very annoyed that Carl is a psychopathic monster who destroys people, ships, and countries when they're on vacation. [[spoiler: In episode 6 he finally has enough and decides to leave.]]
* MoralGuardians: Parodied. When Paul accuses Carl of making out with the ice sculptures on the cruise ship, Carl's reaction is to thank God that the children (whom he'd headbutted off the side of the ship) weren't on board to see it.
* MurderIsTheBestSolution: Always... If there is not a reason, Carl will find one.
* NeverBareheaded: The llamas, appropriately enough.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: There are two llamas, one who seems intent on absent-mindedly ushering in TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
* NobleDemon: Carl did topple a tyrannical regime one time.
* NoNameGiven: Until the third animation, Paul's name was never given. Not even Carl could remember it.
* PhraseCatcher: ''"Caaaaaaaaaaaarl!"''
* PoweredByAForsakenChild: "Well, I'm going to build a meat dragon, and not just ANY meat will do!"
* ProperlyParanoid: Paul is this by episode 5. "I know you've done something. You've always done something. It's a lovely day out, we're having a good time. What have you done?"
* LaResistance: ...no longer exists, thanks to Carl and a [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath giant fan]].
* ReplacementGoldfish: Episode 7 sees Paul replaced by a sheep (in a Paul mask, no less!) that despite lacking the ability to speak can still hold the same sort of conversation with Carl.
* SayMyName: Just take a look at the page quote.
* ScrewThisImOutOfHere: The trailer for the iPhone game has Carl pull this. [[spoiler: Paul has had enough and is prepared to leave in Episode 6]]
* SeenItAll:
--> '''Paul''': You know what? Forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore.
--> '''Carl''': Aww, ''that's'' no fun!
--> '''Paul''': This has become the ''norm'' for you, Carl!
** In full effect by episode five.
---> '''Carl''' : Fine. [[spoiler: I may have created a crack in space time, through which to collect millions of baby hands.]]
---> '''Paul''': Huh.
---> '''Carl''': What do you mean, "huh"?
---> '''Paul''': I think I was expecting worse.
---> '''Carl''': Worse? But this is totally fudged, bro.
* SequelEscalation: In the first video, Carl killed one person ([[AssholeVictim an implied trespasser,]] it must be admitted). In the fourth, he [[spoiler: nukes an entire city]]. Lampshaded and subverted in the fifth, where Paul notes that after that, Carl [[spoiler: stealing baby hands through a rip in spacetime is comparatively minor.]]
* SpoofAesop:
--> '''Carl''': Shhhh... do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
--> '''Paul''': That's the sound of people drowning, Carl.
--> '''Carl''': That's what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence.
* StatusQuoIsGod: at the beginning of every video we have Paul being upset with Carl about something he's done (usually something involving dead human flesh) and he [[TheWatcher never seems to do anything about it]]. Carl calls him out on it:
-->'''Paul:''' Why would you think ''any'' of this was a good idea?
-->'''Carl:''' Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
-->'''Paul:''' ...Oh.
-->'''Carl:''' [[DeadSerious I]] ''[[DeadSerious don't]]'' [[WhatTheHellHero understand how you keep forgetting that.]]
* TheSociopath: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by the person in question himself.
* StraightManAndWiseGuy: Guess who.
* StuffBlowingUp: Episode four. Carl's responsible. Not that it's a surprise.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: On Carl's part. A lot.
* SwallowedWhole:
-->'''Carl:''' I appear to have swallowed an entire person.
-->'''Paul:''' That would be the hotel bartender.
-->'''Carl:''' Well, that explains why my mojito was taking so long.
-->'''Paul:''' It was horrifying. Your mouth unhinged like a snake.
* TertiarySexualCharacteristics: Paul's hat.
-->'''Carl:''' Oh. I thought you were a woman.
-->'''Paul:''' Why would you think that?
-->'''Carl:''' Mostly the hat.
* TheRevolutionWillNotBeCivilised: Mostly Carl's fault.
* ToServeMan: Cooked hands, orphan meat, entire live human beings...
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Paul's gender, to Carl.
-->'''Carl:''' Are you sure?
-->'''Paul:''' Of course I'm sure.
-->'''Carl:''' Well, if you'll excuse me [[{{Squick}} I have some pictures to delete from my computer.]]
* VacationEpisode: Episodes 2 and 3. Carl enjoys himself rather more than Paul does.
* VillainProtagonist: Carl, of course.
* TheWatcher: Paul.
* [[WhatTheHellHero What The Hell, Carl?]]
* WouldHurtAChild: Carl allegedly headbutted children off the side of the cruise ship in episode 2. Episode 3 has it implied that he killed orphans [[spoiler: to use their meat to build a "meat dragon"]]. [[spoiler: And of course there were bound to be children in the city he nuked in episode 4]]. Explicit by episode 5, where Carl [[spoiler: steals the hands of millions of babies]]. By episode 6 [[spoiler: he has built a conveyor belt to carry ground-up orphans through the house, and he's finished the aforementioned meat dragon]].
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-->''[[OverlyLongGag "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!!"]]''