A DramaticReading with kinetic typography of a poorly-written review of parodical DeconstructionGame ''VideoGame/SuperPressSpaceToWinActionRPG2009'', set to Karl Orff's ''O Fortuna''. The original review was by someone who [[ComicallyMissingThePoint hilariously missed the point]] ([[TrollFic or was pretending to]]). [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516 View it here.]]
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!!Provides examples of:
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: The game the reviewer was complaining about was designed as a [[DeconstructionGame deconstruction of RPGs in general]]. The reviewer took it as a badly-made game, despite the fact that it was featured on the front page.
* DramaticReading: See LargeHam below.
* FreezeFrameBonus: A review by Axman13 [[spoiler:[[TakeThat years]] [[{{GIFT}} old]]]].
** GO AHEAD! I don't care! [[spoiler: [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Yes I do. :(]]]]
** Q: the athore coments al totol lies! A: [[spoiler: [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped what the]] [[CurseCutShort fuc--]]]]
* LargeHam: The narrator makes a point of reading as over-the-top as possible.
* OminousLatinChanting: ''O Fortuna'' plays in the background for 95% of the flash.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin
* SuddenlyShouting: Explain to me. EXPLAIN TO ME!
* StupidStatementDanceMix: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn2IB91TFYo This.]]
* TakeThat: Intensely.
* TheOneThingIDontHateAboutYou: After tearing into every other aspect of the game, Axman13 takes a moment at the end to admit that he actually liked the voice acting.
* VisualPun: "This game is crap!" Cue [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craps a pair of dice]] rolling across the screen.
* WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: "Contrail", [[spoiler: to the point where the background music of ''O Fortuna'' is temporarily stopped just so an explanation of the word "contrail" can be shown]].