A web animation involving ''Franchise/{{Castlevania}}'''s BigBad, created by Kajetokun/Kajmaster Kajet. ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, it chronicles [[HumiliationConga a normal day in the life of]] {{Dracula}}. Can be seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ here.]]
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!!This work provides examples of:
* AffablyEvil: Death.
* AlasPoorVillain: Dracula got off particularly bad not because he saw his cronies get creamed, not because Richter Belmont is a "fucking ass", not because he couldn't get to eat his favorite meal, not because he was looking forward to the day and didn't get to enjoy it, not because Richter spammed Hydro Storm, not because Richter killed him (again), not even because [[spoiler:he was forced into what looks like a KarmicDeath instead of taking the MercyKill he wanted]], but because he [[spoiler:meets Werewolf in the afterworld]].
* AmbiguouslyGay: Death.
* {{Angrish}}: Dracula constantly goes into this whenever things go bad for him... which is ''always''. When angered, he rarely makes a coherent sentence. See ClusterFBomb below.
* AnimatedActors: Possibly suggested by Dracula refusing to deliver his infamously bombastic speech from ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight SotN]]'' (he later ''does'' say the line, only to put a spin on it at the end). Richter, however, goes charging ahead with his lines, not even listening to Dracula's rant. Dracula spares no time in pointing out that Richter's responses don't even match up to what he's (Dracula) saying.
* BackFromTheDead: Starts with this.
** BackForTheDead: Lampshaded by Death when Richter comes waltzing in to his throne room and Dracula notes that he's only been alive for ''maaaaaybe'' five minutes.
*** This is especially amusing to anyone who is aware of what actually happens in ''Rondo of Blood'' -- it's the one game where Dracula actually ''didn't'' attack immediately after coming back to life, instead biding his time for about a year before targeting Richter's hometown.
* [[spoiler:BigDamnHeroes]]: {{Parodied|Trope}} when [[spoiler:Maria comes in and makes Richter invincible.]]
* ButtMonkey: Werewolf.
** Everyone ''not'' named Richter Belmont (or [[spoiler:Maria Renard]]), ''especially Dracula himself.''
*** So [[MinimalistCast Werewolf, Death, and Dracula]].
*** Succubus manages to avoid this, if only because her defeat is the swiftest and most dignified out of all the villains. That really isn't saying much, though.
* ClusterFBomb: Used with increasing frequency as Dracula's day gets worse and worse.
** Really, it's more of a Cluster GD Bomb.
* CurbStompBattle: [[{{Whoring}} Really]], [[UnstoppableRage really]], ''[[DeusExMachina really]]'' [[PlayingWithATrope played with]].
* DegradedBoss: Werewolf's punishment for losing to Richter.
-->'''Death''': "Dracula! Belmont just took down Werewolf. \\
'''Dracula''': "FUCKING ''USELESS-ASS WEREWOLF!'' I pay that bitch so much money to take down Belmont--TH-THAT'S IT! He just lost his boss status; HE'S NOW A ''NORMAL-ASS ENEMY!'' Just like all those axe armors!"
* DoItYourselfThemeTune: The music of choice for the battle between Dracula and Richter is Kajetokun's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf1Etgb8usY&#t=6m56s own rendition]] (a cappella, and well done at that) of "Dance of Illusions," Dracula's usual battle {{leitmotif}} since ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaRondoOfBlood Rondo of Blood]]''.
* [[spoiler:GetItOverWith]]: {{Subverted|Trope}}, much to Dracula's misfortune.
* TheGrimReaper: Death, who else?
* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: It even gets to the point where [[spoiler:''[[TheGrimReaper Death]]'', usually ThatOneBoss, is comically taken down within seconds]].
* LightIsNotGood: The Belmonts keep stealing Dracula's food and cash, and in this case, Richter is attacking Dracula within five minutes of his awakening, before he's had time to do anything more evil than eating pot roast.
** Ironically, ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaRondoOfBlood Rondo of Blood]]'', the game where Richter comes from (the "What is a man?" speech in ''Symphony of the Night''[='s=] prologue also takes place during ''Rondo of Blood''[='s=] endgame) is the one game where Dracula actually gets proactive after his revival and attacks Richter's village.
* SociopathicHero: Richter Belmont.
* SoylentGreen: One response video (that isn't a spin-off) makes [[spoiler:Dracula's pot roast]] look like this.
* SpitTake:
-->'''Dracula''': (*spits tea*) "[[OhCrap A BELMONT IN THE CASTLE?!]]"
* ShoutOut: This is from the same person who made [[Anime/DragonBallZ The Balls Are Inert]]. Dracula accidentally (or not considering how much he hates Belmonts) calls him a [=BALLmont=].
* ShutUpHannibal: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]]: "You're not even listening to me, are you? Oh my God!" That's what happens when any Belmont has a one-track mind.
** [[PlayedForLaughs Taken further]] in BBH MUGEN: Dracula vs. Richter (see below), where, upon being asked the question, Richter is seen ''shaking his head "no" to Dracula's question.''
* ThisCannotBe: Played with; due to how one sided the fight was, Dracula says it sarcastically, but his real last words are [[spoiler:calling Richter a "fucking ass" again.]]
* TooDumbToLive: Richter Belmont, who just insists on spamming [[KillItWithWater Hydro Storm]], even when Dracula clearly charges at him [[UnstoppableRage in heavy anger]].
* TrademarkFavoriteFood
-->'''Death''': "I made your favorite~! Pot Roast~!"\\
'''Dracula''': "Oh, boy! POT ROAST! That just so happens to be the feast in which I have the most delight [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment in feasting upon!]]"
* VillainousBreakdown: Dracula when [[spoiler:Maria restores Richter to full health instantly.]]
* {{Whoring}}: Hydro Storm.
-->'''Dracula''': "Dammit Belmont, how many hearts do you have?!"[[note]]At least '''''270''''', considering how many times Hydro Storm was used.[[/note]]
* YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe: Dracula's reaction to [[spoiler:Richter's sudden invincibility.]]
-->'''Dracula''': What in the hell is this animal bullsh... are you fucking kidding me? '''''ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!''''' '''THIS IS A LOAD OF [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BULL! SHIT!]]'''

Since there are several spin-offs, here's a character comparison table:

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|| '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ&fmt=18 A Day in Dracula's Life]]''' / '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQTDGWdDP_M&fmt=18 Dracula's Day]]''' (''Franchise/{{Castlevania}}'') || '''[[VillainProtagonist Dracula]]''' || '''[[TheDragon Death]]''' || '''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Richter Belmont]]''' || '''[[ButtMonkey Werewolf]]''' || '''[[HornyDevils Succubus]]''' || '''[[spoiler:[[DeusExMachina Maria Renard]]]]''' || '''[[FakeUltimateMook Axe Armor]]''' ||
|| ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q05jrkBlKl4&fmt=18 ShadeMan has Tourettes]]'' (''Anime/MegaManNTWarrior'') || [=ShadeMan=] || [=KillerMan=] || [=MegaMan=] || [=BeastMan=] || N/A || [[spoiler:Roll]] || N/A ||
|| ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4-suquwUcg&fmt=18 A Day in Meta Knight's Life]]'' (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'') || [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Meta Knight]] || [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Snake]] || [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]]] || [[VideoGame/WarioWare Wario]] || [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAkaneia Marth]] || [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Yellow Pikmin]]]] || [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]] ||
|| ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iTR4fuj6Ts&fmt=18 A Day in the Life of Shadow Lord]]'' (''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI'') || Shadow Lord || Archlich Taber'Quoan || Player || Black Dragon || N/A || [[spoiler:[[GameBreaker Titan]]]] || N/A ||
|| ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf1Etgb8usY BBH MUGEN: Dracula vs Richter]]'' (VideoGame/{{MUGEN}}) || Dracula || [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Jedah Dohma]] || Richter Belmont || [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Jon Talbain]] || [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Morrigan]] || [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/CapcomFightingEvolution Ingrid]]]] || Axe Armor ||
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