-> ''[[DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck "NYAAAAAAARGH! DO IT!"]]''

We know that sometimes [[DarthWiki/WallBanger things go wrong,]] right? We have pages like this for franchises, books, videogames and whatnot. But... [[OneMoreDay a single storyline?]]

[[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong H-how bad could it ever be to deserve a whole page for its own Wall Bangers?]]

Trust us, it ''does''. Saying it doesn't would be like going to the article for ''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke'' expecting candies or kittens and then getting its enormous amount of horror.

Some of the lines in this article were formerly in the OMD article, before being cut to a simple [[TakeOurWordForIt "goes without saying"]]. This should kinda give you an idea: it's actually bad enough you'll have destroyed your house before the arc is finished.

Given JoeQuesada wrote both OneMoreDay and OneMomentInTime (which, after a year-and-a-something, explained the stupid retcon in a fittingly stupid way), this is the shared DarthWiki/WallBanger page where we talk about the stupidity of both storylines.

If you're LiteralMinded towards a Wall Banger, then you'd better wear a crash helmet: as Peter Parker himself said, [[{{Understatement}} "This isn't a pretty story"]].


!!The points of both these storylines that are bound to send heads against walls are pretty much as follows:

* Joe Quesada used this storyline because for Peter and MJ to get a divorce would be immoral. And then he had the Devil show up to erase their marriage and abort a baby. [[FlatWhat What.]]
** [[TeasingCreator It's magic, he doesn't have to explain it.]]
* The resurrection of Aunt May is accomplished with a CosmicRetcon which changes decades of Marvel continuity, including returning Spidey's SecretIdentity, even though ''Quesada himself explicitly said'' this would not be undone by a "magic retcon."
** To be fair, it was eventually clarified that the only thing that was retconned was the marriage; other stuff like restoring the SecretIdentity happened during a TimeSkip afterward. Even then, the marriage was just changed into living together, altering previous relationship subplots very little. "One More Day" has a lot of problems, but invalidating canon en masse doesn't seem to be one of them.
* In one part of this event, Spider-Man enlists Dr. Strange's help to save Aunt May. Strange (Note: Doctor Strange is his real name, not an adopted title. He's a surgeon as well as Sorcerer Supreme.) casts a spell that allows Spidey to be in multiple places at once to find someone capable of treating her. Apparently, no one in Marvel Earth is qualified to treat a gunshot wound. MJ and Peter breaking up might be tolerated, but ''this'' was too much. This was not a headshot, not a special bullet, not [[DepletedPhlebotinumShells some magical Uru round or Wakandan anti-metal shell]] or something. Just a bullet from a gun... that somehow stymies a superhuman genius, a [[PhysicalGod literal God on Earth]], and a man who can rewrite a person's DNA with a backwards glance. That wrecks the story as much as the deal with the Devil because it ''just doesn't work'' on a basic, narrative level.
** Not even Elixir of the New X-Men could help the situation. To elaborate - Elixir is a mutant with [[HealingHands Healing Powers]]. Not just healing powers, but omega level healing powers, as in extremely powerful. So powerful that, around the time One More Day was happening, he regenerated another character(Prodigy)'s '''entire heart''' after it was quite literally ''ripped out of his chest'' by the demon Belasco. For some reason, he could not treat a ''gunshot wound''.
** Strange's spell even allows Spider-Man to beg for help from his enemies. Including '''Doctor Doom''', all of whom either can't or won't do anything. It makes sense that most villains wouldn't want to help, but Doom of all people should have been more than willing to heal Aunt May in return for having Spider-Man in his debt. (Especially given that in "Fantastic Four vs. X-Men", Doom goes ''out of his way'' to offer medical assistance to the dying Shadowcat for the exact same reason; to armlock the X-Men into owing him a big one.)
** Dr. Strange literally [[PalsWithJesus has God on speed dial]]... several gods, in fact. Reed Richards ''[[ReedRichardsIsUseless builds time machines]]''! They somehow can't deal with a common everyday gunshot wound.
** Reed Richards, when Ben Grimm was killed, literally ''built a dimensional transporter that could access heaven, picketed the pearly gates, and complained loudly to all the angels until Jack Kirby let him into the inner sanctum and agreed to bring Ben back to life.'' He would have reacted to Peter's question of "can you fix her?" with uncontrollable lol'ing, that's how idiotic it was. And it wipes out any argument he might've made about not interfering with the natural order of things (which is a philosophy Reed never bought anyway). It was, however, mentioned in the last issue of that storyline in ''Fantastic Four'' that using Doom's machine wouldn't be an option again. The point stands, though.
** And just to put a point on this, we later found out how Peter got his SecretIdentity back, and it's because Strange, Richards, and Tony Stark pulled LaserGuidedAmnesia out of their rears. So instead of a Magic Retcon, it was a Techno Magic Retcon? A ''global scale techno-magic retcon'' by the ''same freaking people'' who couldn't treat the aforementioned ''gunshot wound''.
** You think this is bad enough? Peter met '''GOD''' (or angel) and he told him to have faith that she will get better. While he could like... you know.
** This is, of course, only thinking about the life-saving technologies present. Just how many different ways could one have saved her consciousness at least? Or, seeing as the technology exists, just cloned her? And, if you're really attached to that specific soul, transfer it into the clone? Seriously, even just sticking with tech Spider-Man's personally encountered, this makes no sense. If a high school science teacher can perfect human cloning, the entire Marvel Universe should be able to! Furthermore, there's also the ability to grant superpowers that would let her live from a variety of sources, from cosmic to scientific. It's already been shown that some heroes abilities could be granted via blood transfusion, or complicated science stuff. Get her blood type and start shopping around for heroes that could save her with a simple transfusion!
* A lesser example than most for Quesada, but his decision for how Reed Richards and Tony Stark gave everyone [[LaserGuidedAmnesia laser guided amnesia]] to keep Spider-man's identity secret qualifies. Those two just finished fighting a war in part to make sure that meta-humans ''couldn't'' do that sort of thing to regular humans and now ''they're'' the ones erasing memories?
* This comic has been bashed by so many people not only for the stupidity, but also for gaping plot holes in the devil's powers. See [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] for several reasons including that the devil is a ManipulativeBastard. Among other things, [[http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=28545 in a September 2010 interview]], JQ revealed that due to MJ's use of ExactWords, Mephisto had accidentally retconned ''the deal itself'' out of existence. Think about that again (even though those ExactWords could easily be corrupted in any number of ways by a sufficiently creative individual, let alone an immortal embodiment of pure evil).
* Then there's the fact that [[DeathIsCheap Aunt May had "died" several times before]], was probably in her eighties, and had lived a fulfilling life, while Mary Jane and Spidey had been married for, what, only a few years (comic book time) and there had been a lot of punctuation on how great they were together. [[SarcasmMode Congratulations Pete]], you let the love of your life go in a DealWithTheDevil to save a woman close to death anyway.
** In a vision, her spirit even ''tells'' Peter to let her go and that she wants to see Uncle Ben again. But no, Peter refuses because of his own personal guilt. Yes, the WithGreatPowerComesGreatResponsibility Peter Parker does this. Nice job Petey: not only did you ruin your own life and the lives of your wife and future child, you also prevented your old aunt from happily joining her deceased husband. FAIL.
* Peter manages to revive Aunt May with a combination of CPR and ThePowerOfLove... even though she was shot and someone with superstrength pumping on Aunt May would risk either crushing her or reopening the wound pumping all the blood out of her, and his attempts to revive her by contacting everyone in the world who could possibly help didn't count in the original timeline.
** Worse, the CPR, if we are to overlook the fact that, as demonstrated above, would do more harm than good, only kept her from dying in the short-term, it did nothing to heal the massive trauma she suffered from the gunshot wound. You know, the one none of the greatest scientists and magicians of the Marvel Universe can heal. How did she go from "death-just-temporarily-staved-off" in OMIT to "perfectly healthy" in ComicBook/BrandNewDay?
* The whole point of the book? Erasing the marriage so the writers could explore Peter as a bachelor...
** So the first issue after introduces [[RelationshipSue Carlie]] [[ReplacementScrappy Cooper]] so she can be the new OTL. [[SarcasmMode Great job exploring his single life, Marvel. Totally worth it.]] [[FridgeHorror This Makes you wonder]] if the whole "Exploring Peter as a bachelor" angle is [[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees just an excuse for Quesada to pair him up with his]] pet character. DerailingLoveInterests doesn't even begin to cover this.
** Seeing as Carlie Cooper is supposedly based off his daughter, it may be he got rid of MJ to pair him up with his own kid.
** Quesada has a tendency to turn Spidey into his own personal AuthorAvatar. So he's pairing his own avatar... with ''his daughter's avatar.'' '''What the fuck.'''
*** Pair this with the incest in The Ultimates 3 and the fact that it's supposed to be seen as normal (with only Cap being bothered and him being ridiculed) and you really want to call the FBI to search Joe's computer.
* "[[OutOfCharacterMoment See, to me, the reason I wanted to get married was to have kids. If that's no longer a part of the equation, then marriage is just a piece of paper.]]" - This is definitely '''''[[CharacterDerailment NOT]]''''' MJ's opinion about marriage, but [[AuthorTract Joe Quesada's]]. [[FridgeHorror Makes you wonder what he thinks about]] ''[[FridgeHorror his]]'' [[FridgeHorror wife and daughter...]] It also raises the question why, if Mary Jane valued children as being such a vital part of married life, and all previous stories before OMD happened as they were except for the Parkers being married, why wouldn't they have gotten married when MJ got pregnant with baby May?
* Why, for the love of God, did Spider-Man listen to '''Mephisto''' of all people? He should already know who Mephisto is, having dealt with his son in the past, so he should know that the guy is basically the biblical Satan! So if you know that the literal devil wants to make a deal with you, why the hell would you follow up on that offer, especially if you're one of the smartest, most moral and kindest superheroes around?! Not to mention he's friends with [[Comicbook/GhostRider someone]] who has been royally screwed over by Mephisto. You'd think he'd know better.
* One of the best things about JMS' run that OMD ended was having May finally discover Peter's secret identity, then ''sit down and talk about it''. The next few years saw Pater and May finally develop a mature parent-and-adult-child relationship, as well as strengthening May's relationship with Mary Jane. All gone thanks to the mindwipes.
* To cap this all off, the entire plot openly ignores the main Aesop of the Spider-Man franchise: with great power comes great responsibility. Because Peter revealed his identity to the world and his loved ones were hurt, a scenario he had been standing behind for decades as to why he '''wouldn't''' reveal his identity, he made a deal with the devil because [[BrokenAesop he couldn't take responsibility for his actions]].
* Other revelations from ''Comicbook/OneMomentInTime'' also endanger the structural integrity of your house:
** Way back when Peter and MJ were supposed to get married, what did Mephisto actually do to prevent it? [[spoiler:A red pigeon (Mephisto in disguise, we're pretty sure) caused an overweight common thug to escape from a police car,]] Spider-Man [[spoiler:got hit on the head by a cinderblock trying to catch him (Spider-sense? What's that?), then he got knocked out when he fell off a building with the fat guy on top of him]], causing him to miss his wedding.[[note]]And remember, Pete canonically can lift several tons without getting tired...[[/note]] I would say {{it makes sense in context}} but that would be a lie - it only sucks more.
** The mere fact that OMIT was so late and the artist was so lazy they reused art from OMD deserves mention.
** MJ compares her life with Peter to the abuse she got from her father -- the emotionally abusive, alcoholic father that pushed her into becoming a StepfordSmiler for years -- and gives this as a reason she'd never have kids with him. Yeah...
** OneMomentInTime's solution to how May survived ironically turned the entirety of this saga into one giant ShootTheShaggyDog. Mephisto's deal accomplished nothing. At the end of the day, despite the CosmicRetcon, history still repeated itself. Peter still took part in the Civil War, he still unmasked himself, and Aunt May still was shot and sent into comatose. The only difference was that in this new Universe, instead of being approached by Mephisto, Peter went back to the hospital and performed his magical CPR. In essence, the only thing the deal itself accomplished was erasing Peter and Mary Jane's marriage from existence. Which just goes to show the lengths that Quesada went to destroy the Parker marriage, something he was known to hate for a very long time.