As this is a WMG page, blatant spoilers will be unmarked, so proceed with caution.

[[WMG: The game has a TrumanShowPlot.]]
You are an invincible being completing a ridiculously easy task against an enemy that will not damage you at all. The "director" can't risk losing you, so they make it impossible to lose, but they gave you the task of burning the rope as a main story arc of the show.

[[WMG: Indykirby will be in the final Indiana Jones movie.]]
The hat really is Indy's hat.

[[WMG: Indykirby is VideoGame/{{Kirby}}'s father.]]
Kirby must have gotten the eyes from his mother.

[[WMG: Alternatively, Indykirby is VideoGame/{{Kirby}}'s descendant, and this happens in the future of Kirby.]]

The Grinning Colossus is a remnant of destroyed Dark Matter, and Indykirby was sent to destroy it. [[AntiVillain It is not really evil]], [[FantasticRacism but everyone has prejudices against it]] [[CaptainObvious for obvious reasons]], so it hides in some underground palace. [[{{Woobie}} Poor guy.]]

[[WMG: Indykirby is [[{{WMG/Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]]'s father.]]
And a Jiglypuff with a hat. The axes double as microphones, as his [[FaceDoodle other son's microphone]] doubles as a permanent marker.
** Um, Jigglypuff from the anime is a girl.
** ...There are other Jigglypuff you know.
*** All Jigglypuffs are female. Unless you make that Hanako/Delia was a male...
*** Actually, there are male Jigglypuff. There's just a 25% chance of finding one, you see.

[[WMG: VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope is a treatise against sexuality, or at least polygamy.]]
The Grinning Colossus, as the final boss, is a huge [[UnfortunateImplications black]] phallic symbol. You defeat it by using the pink thing to transfer fire, a metaphor for [=STD=]s, to the thinner (and possibly shorter) pale-colored rope, which drops an entire chandelier of fire and wax onto the Grinning Colossus, destroying it. The eye-beams are a metaphor for the risk of pregnancy, the collision damage symbolizes how consentual sex has the same potential consequences as rape, and the final battle is reminiscent of conception (a sperm traveling into the womb and attacking an egg) and abortion/contraception (a little pink pill-shaped being goes into same womb and attacks the life inside). Most forms of sexuality are symbolized as bad (straight with the main character and the rope, gay with the rope/chandelier and the Grinning Colossus, lesbian with the main character and the symbolic tunnel/room shape, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} the rope and chandelier look exactly like a really oddly-shaped woman with dozens of limbs that dies while in a bondage situation]], and polygamy, as represented by the relation of all the previously mentioned factors), and the very shape of the final dungeon and the long corridor leading to it seems to say "if you go down this path, bad things will happen."
** This theory is made of win! I heartlily salute the troper who proposed it.
** Uh... FreudWasRight?
[[WMG: VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope is a jab at overly difficult puzzle bosses.]]
Isn't this WordOfGod?

[[WMG: [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The rope is a lie]]!]]
You have to listen to all of the things you are told, by a voice that comes from the walls. You don't get your only useful item until partway through the game, and the last stage involves application of fire, and not getting burned. Coincidence? I think not. Even the "burning of the rope" makes the rope look fake! The rope burns from the top down no matter where you place the fire, almost like a prerecorded holographic playback, with the chandelier ''really'' dropping from a hook on the wall!

[[WMG: The ending credits song is a hallucination of the psychotic and evil player character.]]
You go into the home of the Grinning Colossus for the sole purpose of destroying it, and there isn't necessarily any way for the colossus to actually leave its home and cause havoc. Why would you be a hero for killing something that was sealed away or not even evil in the first place?
* The hero was GenreSavvy enough to realize that SealedEvilInACan almost always escapes eventually. There was only one permanent solution: He had to burn the rope.

[[WMG: The entire game was a dream of Franchise/IndianaJones.]]
He wanted a single adventure without a car chase, tunnel boulder, or PhlebotinumBreakdown. He got it.
* So... He dreams to be a hollow-eyed Kirby?
** Duh. Who doesn't?

[[WMG: The Grinning Colossus is NotQuiteDead.]]
Or at least, he's found some way of [[http://armorgames.com/play/3307/death-vs-monstars fighting off Death]]

[[WMG: You don't really have to burn the rope.]]
It's more of a UrbanLegendOfZelda than a WildMassGuessing at this point, but I'm working on it.
* Since neither Indykirby or The Grinning Colossus can die if you don't burn the rope, you could have potentially [[SealedEvilInADuel fought him off indefinitely]].

[[WMG: VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope is a cross between VideoGame/DrMario and OsmosisJones.]]
The entry hallway is the esophagus, the Grinning Colossus is a parasite, and the protagonist is a pill designed to kickstart whatever defensive mechanism the "body" has that the parasite evolved to avoid triggering.

[[WMG: The rope wants to get burned.]]
Think about it. How many items are really in that area? Who could have told you that VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope? Now, the instructions appear on the screen without text boxes, which generally indicates a telepathic or omnipresent voice. The Grinning Colossus would have no need of such vocalization, as his grin clearly indicates that he has a mouth of his own. This leaves our speakers as the rope or the chandelier. The chandelier, however, is attatched to the rope, indicating a strong friendship between the two. Even if it were to perform a HeroicSacrifice, it would be far more likely to try and develop a plan that minimize the damage done to the rope (eg, You Have To Untie the Rope).
The only possible explanation is this: The rope, tired of being constantly stretched taut, is committing SuicideByCop. It is so desperate that it does not care that the chandelier will die as well; indeed, the rope will be happy to have its friend join it in the afterlife. The only death that can ensure the rope's complete and utter destruction is burning, so it creates a situation in which VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope and gives you instructions to that effect. The Grinning Colossus is, in fact, merely an illusion created by the rope to give you a motive to burn the rope.

[[WMG: VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope is the MirrorUniverse of VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy]]
Which means that in the world of the former, there is a The Kid who wants to defeat an incredibly easy-to-beat The Guy, and in the world of the latter, there is an "Indykirby" that must go through a nearly impossible quest to destroy a Grinning Colossus with CosmicHorrorStory level power.
* [[VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope Chandeliers]] [[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy do not fall up!]]
** They're really more like candelabras.
** Is ''{{Eversion}}'' somewhere in the middle?
*** Eversion goes back and forth. Duh. It's ''Eversion''.

[[WMG: Alternately, VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope is the MirrorUniverse of {{Spelunky}}]]
Both feature an Franchise/IndianaJones {{Expy}} and monsters, but are complete opposites when it comes to difficulty.

[[WMG: VideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope is a LotusEaterMachine that [[VideoGame/IWannabeTheguy The Kid]] is trapped in.]]
Maybe even after [[spoiler: he becomes The Guy]]. Unfortunately, though both the Grinning Colossus and [=IndyKirby=] were meant to be invincible, he could Burn The Rope to kill it.

[[WMG: It doesn't matter if you burn the rope.]]
You'll still die trapped in a stone room deep underground with no exit.
* {{Jossed}}. [[spoiler:You can't really die]].

[[WMG: Indykirby is Haruhi.]]
A Haruhi who got really frustrated with the world he/she was in, and wished for it to be easier.

[[WMG: The Grinning Colossus wanted Indykirby to kill him]]
Note that the Grinning Colossus is too big to get out of the room he is in. Tired of being stuck in the room for his entire existence, he summons Indykirby and gives him instructions on how to kill him, because [[ICannotSelfTerminate he can't kill himself]]. He only attacks Indykirby to get him to get it over with already, which is why his attacks don't do any damage. He doesn't attempt to dodge the chandelier, in fact he makes sure he's hit by it. It's all an elaborate suicide scheme.

[[WMG: The torches are the real villains.]]
They couldn't get to the rope, the only flammable thing in the room, on their own. [[UnwittingPawn So they told you to burn the rope.]] This "coincidentally" killed the Grinning Colossus, the only thing keeping them trapped in their underground prison, without a means of locomotion such as [=IndyKirby=] to take them to the surface world. The Crowning Music was sarcastic: you didn't save anyone, and now there's nothing left for you to do but watch it burn.
* You're right! There's a lyric in the song which clearly refers to the singer as "we".
[[WMG: That's not the whole game.]]
The awesome ending music is only for the BadEnding. There's a secret exit somewhere in the cave, leading to an epic quest more awesome than, say, VideoGame/CaveStory.

[[WMG: The [[spoiler:Grinning Colossus]] sings the credits song.]]
Since it's a parody of VideoGame/{{Portal}} and all...
* Maybe he was telling us the instructions too, which kinda ties into one of the above [=WMGs=].

[[WMG: The ending is AndIMustScream]]
Think about it. There's no way out. You can't die.
* And now you are the new Grinning Colossus.

[[WMG: There will be prequels.]]

[[WMG: Winnings does nothing.]]
As [[http://snipurl.com/1ndwkm this]] clearly shows, The Grinning Colossus survives and escapes to [[KingdomOfLoathing Loathing.]] In fact, he may originally be from there.

[[WMG: The Grinning Colossus is NotQuiteDead]]
He's merely the latest incarnation of a SealedEvilInACan. Every few thousand years, he tries to escape, and IndyKirby has to venture into his dungeon and burn the rope.

[[WMG: Indy!Kirby ''is'' VideoGame/{{Kirby}}]]
He inhaled Franchise/IndianaJones sometime before the events of the game.

[[WMG: This game is a sequel to VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus.]]
But set in a branching timeline from the one which leads to ICO, where [[spoiler: instead of being deaged down to become the first in the line of horned children, Dormin!Wander remains the final colossus, trapped inside of the to-small shrine forever]], or at least until Indy!Kirby shows up centuries (based on his clothing) later and drops a chandelier right on top of the weak spot on his head. The being giving Indy!Kirby advice at the beginning is Dormin taking back up their old role [[spoiler: because getting disembodied again is better than staying stuck in there.]]

[[WMG: The game has some sort of hypnotism built in]]
That causes people to spend more time thinking about crossovers and the motivations of inanimate objects than is spent actually playing the game.
* Just look at the size of this page!
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