! Love is not an argument, it's a predicate
Trying to use it inside of existing mathematical functions was pretty stupid. Webcomic/{{xkcd}} should have tried calling Love with various arguments, such as YourMom.

! Love is the electromagnetic force
Because fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

! Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

! Love is a falsehood
"'love' is an illusion caused by one's genes in order to replicate themselves."

! [[{{Music/PatBenatar}} Love is a battlefield]].

! [[{{Film/AnOfficerAndAGentleman}} Love lifts us up where we belong]].