[[WMG: When Clevinger decides he's caused enough anguish, he won't just end ''Warbot in Accounting'' . . .]]
* He'll [[DeadlyEuphemism end]] [[TheHeroDies Warbot]] [[ShootTheShaggyDog in Accounting]]. Because he's ''evil'', that's why!
** Surely it would be more cruel to let him live? He is probably immortal. So every moment would be a living hell. No, the only way he can end this is with a 'To be resolved with a happy ending the next strip...' And then never do that.

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[[WMG: I found a happy ending!]]

Warbot screws up the Yutani account for the Weyland company. This causes a relations disaster that prevents the companies merging. This means that the company never exists to do its devious deeds in the Alien movies. So Warbot's pain is worth it so Weyland-Yutanti never gets the chance to screw up everything. It's my happy ending and you never it take it from me. Never!
* The disaster kicks off a bitter rivalry between the two companies, which Yutani has an edge in due to their reliance on synthetic workers. Not to be outdone, Weyland follows suit and attempts to make better ones. This begins a sort of arms race that eventually culminates in the two companies deciding they stood a better chance if they formed a conglomerate. The rest is history.
* Also, given what happened in ''{{Film/Prometheus}}'', Weyland Company was bad enough before the merger.
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[[WMG: A very likely ending...]]

The final storyline of the comic will involve Warbot getting fired, and the poor, distraught mechanoid finally ''snapping'', and deciding to reassert his original programming as a war machine. He will kill everyone in Accounting, and finish his rampage by triggering his self-destruct, blowing up the building.
* Or even bigger, ''massacring the entire city''
** Or attempting to do this, but being unable to cause any damage because his weapons are disabled.
* Ah, but this would require him to ''triumph'' at something.
* Alternately, he attempts suicide but kills one of his coworkers in the attempts, resorting in [[NukeEm a government-ordered, completely unwarned thermonuclear strike on the city]] for the purpose of "destroying the killer robot", which kills millions of people... and ''still'' leaves Warbot alive, trapping him in an AndIMustScream situation where he can't even be ''near'' people because of his intense irradiation. Worst ending I could think of, glad to help.
** Let's melt his legs as well.
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[[WMG: Warbot will never be updated again]]

After a certain member of the Nuklear Power forums commented on the similarities to WebComic/NanasEverydayLife, and got an overwhelming reaction, and one from Clevinger himself, the writer lost all interest in the project after seeing exactly what kind of comic he was making. Or got writer's apathy because ItsBeenDone.

[[WMG: Warbot In Accounting will eventually get a BittersweetEnding.]]

As high as the {{Jerkass}} population is in Warbot's world, there are a few people who are genuinely emphatic. Long shot, but maybe he meets one that's willing to help him out of the depressing state he's in? (Perhaps another Warbot?)

[[WMG: The internet can be used to communicate with Warbot, it's just that no one bothers to do it]]
This explains why the therapist was able to talk with him.

[[WMG: The whole thing is a metaphor for a physical disability]]
Think about it. Warbot wants to live a normal life, but he is too big and immobile to do so. Further complicating this is the fact that he can't communicate normally. As a result, he's seen as an annoyance and is kept from doing things everyone should be able to do. It's actually brilliant.
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