[[WMG:Professor Suineg is actually [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia Genis Sage]]]]

Besides the similar naming convention, this is first hinted when Report scaled the Tower of Harmelony with his line: "Back when I was a child, towers didn't even have lasers!" Considering that he lives in a rather futuristic society, and that he doesn't look more than 55, this time discrepency could be explained as him being a half-elf. A second hint is in the last panel of Strip 534: The Professor's Legacy. Although his hair is predominantly tealish, we can see a hint of silver hair near his left ear. Also note that his eyes are blue.

The most convincing hint, however, is during the war with Darth Nogard and his Kooms on Sekalua, where he says: "Dammit, Ere, my older sister could heal that wound in seconds!" Of course, these hints only make sense if you put them together.

[[WMG: Gib will try to use a [[NoodleIncident frisbee made of fictionite]] to destroy Report's looks to match his own.]]
Unfortunately for him, [[GoodScarsEvilScars it will only leave a debonair crossmark on Report's cheek]] because, fortunately for everyone, the QuirkyMinibossSquad he sent to retrieve the fictionite accidentally drop it into a tempering vat of [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Narrativium]].

[[WMG: Ere D. Nay and Ere D. Nust are part of the [[OnePiece Will of D]] and the [[MirrorUniverse Dark Will of D]].]]
Middle initial. No other evidence, aside from the whole "MirrorUniverse" thing.

[[WMG: Retrope is a [[CodeGeass Geass carrier]]]]
Two reasons, mainly:
* Her name is Retrope Rudolph--"RR", anyone?
* [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat She survived]] [[spoiler:two shots in the head and the chest without any visible scars]], which a normal human theoretically shouldn't.

[[WMG: The entire strip is actually a report by the DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment.]]
They will include [[HereWeGoAgain a word-for-word report of reporting the report as part of the report]].

[[WMG: A time-travel duplicate of [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]] is head of K.I.L.A.]]
Who but a less evil (or, scarily, [[XanatosSpeedChess more evil]]) version of "[[{{Engrish}} Raito]]" Yagami would head a branch that [[FunWithAcronyms has an acronym]] and function so similar to Kira? [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen Nobody knows what the head of K.I.L.A. looks like]], it could be for protection from Death Note users.

* A.U.T.H.O.R. has confommedin stip #576 that the head of K.I.L.A. is a Manga/DeathNote character, but refused to tell us anything more.

[[WMG: The TVTropesTheWebcomic entry was created just to plant the idea in tropers' heads.]]
Eventually, a troper (or group of tropers) with sufficient artistic talent and enough drive and motivation will actually create an actual webcomic in a peculiar blend of {{Defictionalization}} and WikiMagic.
* This troper plans on making comics, and maybe she'll make a few mini-omakes, but someone will most defiantly make a comic based off this comic.
* [[{{Malchus}} This troper]] plans to make cover art for this, with a smaller version for the page image.
* [[{{ijffdrie}} This troper]] is also trying his hand at (awfully) drawing this comic, with a story involving the tenth doctor crashing into Haruhi. Trope-tan ensues.

[[WMG: Report Siht is a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]]]]
Because everyone is.
** Then that would make Report Taht The Master.

[[WMG: The comic is AllJustADream of Report]]
The real Report is shown in the SliceOfLife segments.
* [[BigNo Noooooooooooo!]]

[[WMG: The Slice-of-life segments are AllJustADream.]]
They'll turn out to be non-canon later in the series, to deal with the ShipTease.
* A.U.T.H.O.R. has said that he thinks this is highly unlikely, but he does admit his [[WordOfGod word is not god.]]

[[WMG: There are two realitys the SliceOfLife world and the Crazy Comic world. And Report Siht is the link between the two.]]
A.U.T.H.O.R. has stated that he hopes this is what's going on because if not A.U.T.H.O.R. fears that he's just another part of Report's pychic. And the AuthorAvatar only has a mind of his own because of leekege from beyond the FourthWall.
* Report will eventually have to SaveBothWorlds.

[[WMG: The original author was actually the [[WildMassGuessing Troper Hivemind]]]]
SelfExplanatory.

[[WMG: A.U.T.H.O.R. is deliberately using bad writing and his VillainSue[=/=]GodModeSue]]
...to set an example for future generations how to ''not'' write the webcomic. Kinda like [[WMG/MyImmortal J.K. Rowling impersonated Tara Gilesbie]]. In fact, he may even be the original author in disguise, specifically for that purpose.

[[WMG: Report Nwonknu's girlfriend is named Ere D. Uuk]]
Because that totally [[{{Kuudere}} makes sense]].

[[WMG: Retrope is absent from the MirrorUniverse because she was killed in the prime one]]
The mirror universe "twins" cannot outlive their counterparts from other worlds by long, however, that doesn't work the other way around: if one is resurrected (especially if it is done by plot-altering magics), the other stays dead.
* Alternatively, the current Retrope Prime is ''not'' the original Retrope Prime but rather Mirror Retrope who was brainwashed and brought into the prime universe by the collective will of Fandom Counterforce.

[[WMG: Trope-Tan's FaceHeelTurn happened...]]
because A.U.T.H.O.R.'s evil genes kicked in in the Informational Breakdown arc, and may happen again later.

[[WMG: Ere's parents [[spoiler:aren't really dead]]]]
We only see the murder on a tape and I refuse to believe anyone's dead until I see their body.
* {{Jossed}}. Ere's parents are confirmed killed in their house.

[[WMG: ...and if they are, it wasn't [[spoiler:Report]]]]
This comic has seen a lot of CharacterDerailment over its run (*coughA.U.T.H.O.R.cough*) but a NiceGuy turning into an AxCrazy psycho who kills his GF's folks for no apparent reason? Please.

[[WMG: The end of ''Worst Case Scenario'' will mark the start of another spin-off]]
One that's considerably darker than the first three.

[[WMG: Rather than being an EmptyShell, Gabe's just biding his time...]]
Waiting for the true identities of [[spoiler:Regnis's killers]] to surface. The moment this happens, he can be expected to burst onto the scene in an [[UnstoppableRage Unstoppable]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown No Holds-Barred]] [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp]]. And it will be awesome.
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