[[WMG: Punchline is actually [[Webcomic/SomethingPositive Davan MacIntire]]]]
Two skinny, incurable smartasses who prefer crushing spirts to crushing heads? Think about it!

[[WMG: Punchline's dick is subject to InvoluntaryShapeshifting]]
In one comic, it's absent. In another, it's present, but barbed (with justice!). And there's stranger powers in the setting.