[[WMG: docfuture's uncle contributed to Mega Man: The Wily Wars.]]
And this is how he got this game for docfuture.

[[WMG: Failure Cresh's body died weeks, months, or maybe even years before his head did.]]
Other than the television monitor for a head bit, he was biologically a normal human and thus his body couldn't survive for long without his head. Eventually, it became a bunch of red gooey worm food.

[[WMG: Failure Cresh's father was not his biological father.]]
How else could he have been born with such a bizarre mutation? Clearly his mother had the hots for the guy with the television head who was a bodybuilder at the time.