[[WMG: In an AlternateContinuity, Flake got a different nickname...[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Keel]]]]
And then he formed SEELE.
* The Second Impact was a south pole Rammstein concert gone horribly wrong.
** Or horribly RIGHT.

[[WMG: One or more persons is a WMG/TimeLord]]
More on the Time Lord page itself.

[[WMG: The ''only'' way they'll stop playing is if one of them experiences AuthorExistenceFailure.]]
We will refrain from guessing who [[DudeNotFunny for obvious reasons]].

[[WMG: Till Lindemann really does [[PlayingWithFire Play With Fire.]]]]
All the apparatuses are just to deflect the fans from realizing he really can set people on fire with a thought.

[[WMG: If LadyGaga and Rammstein ever teamed up, the [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt world would end.]]]]
** And it'd be ''fantastic''.

That's pretty much what TyskeLudder sounds like.

[[WMG: The next album will be their Madison Square Garden concert.]]
I mean, come on. That was reportedly a dream of at least one bandmates, and can you really top MSG?
** How about the Budokan, a cameo on a TV show, or playing the Mayhem Festival (or any large US festival)?
*** The latter two might lead to some fans [[ItsPopularNowItSucks calling out the band on selling out]]...
* Well, not looking likely, but we ''are'' [[http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/307/20659/Rammstein-to-release-NYC-and-Montreal-shows-on-DVD.html getting a DVD!]]