[[WMG: Lisa is either a CuteWitch or a {{Toon}}.]]
She can violate the laws of physics by making her [[http://quiltbag.keenspot.com/d/20111027.html skirt]] [[PantyShot billow completely up]] upon merely jumping off the top bunk, instantly [[http://quiltbag.keenspot.com/d/20111106.html thicken]] her [[http://quiltbag.keenspot.com/d/20111108.html eyebrows]] at will, and [[http://quiltbag.keenspot.com/d/20111108.html manifest]] [[{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime-like]] GlowingEyesOfDoom.

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