[[WMG:The Potter Puppet Pals skits are all written by Professor Snape in his spare time.]]
In Potter Puppet Pals, Snape is a troubled {{Woobie}} everyone picks on while Harry is an immature, attention-seeking jerk. [[HerCodeNameWasMarySue Whose point of view does this sound like?]]
** Also, Neville is a potato.
*** Actually, I believe he's a gourd.
*** He's a Butternut Squash
*** Oh Merlin I am not the only one who thinks this!

[[WMG:Ron and Ginny from "Ginny" aren't actually Ron and Ginny.]]
They're Fred and George wearing wigs, trying to mess with Harry.


[[WMG:Potter Puppet Pals is a [[ShowWithinAShow puppet show]] performed in Hogwarts around the time of Harry's parenting years.]]
By that time, the events and major figures during the Second Wizarding War have become ripe for AffectionateParody. However, the portrayal of Dumbledore as a senile man who randomly strips naked has caused [[MoralGuardians massive controversy and puppet burnings]].

* Furthermore, it was written by a jilted lover of Neville's. Which is the only way to explain how Neville, [[MemeticBadass rejecter of bribes and killer of pets]], is portrayed as a root vegetable.
** Luna Lovegood? That would explain so much else....
*** Nah, Luna's too nice to do something so mean spirited; maybe it was George? Sounds like something he and Fred[[note]][[KilledOffForReal may he rest in peace]][[/note]] would do. Especially in regards to how [[ButtMonkey Ron]] is treated in the series.

[[WMG: The wife of [[CuckooNest "Harry Potter"]] was killed with a hammer.]]
The memory of watching his wife be brutally murdered with a hammer keeps leaking through his subconscious, which is why he dreams both Snape and Hermione trying to kill him with a hammer.

[[WMG: There will be a Luna puppet.]]
And she will be [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation characterized]] as an insane ConspiracyTheorist.
* So she'll be portrayed as herself? Also, [[SugarWiki/GushingAboutCharactersYouLike ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!]]