Just as poison oak is a plant to avoid, these tropes are EpilepticTrees to avoid (well, [[BileFascination not for some of us]]). Basically a crazy theory of your favourite show/game/movie/book/etc., that just pops into your head, but you ''don't want to be true''.

It could be because it's {{Squick}}, a wall banger, something [[ClicheStorm horribly cliche]], or just plain {{Troll}}ing ForTheEvulz, but for whatever reason, you ''really want to be wrong'' in this case. Sometimes you wanted to [[BrainBleach eradicate the theory from your brain]], but it still persists and the theory just begs to be written down. Sometimes the guess can contain elements of {{Canon}}, WordOfGod or TruthInTelevision, but you just found said elements to be [[EvenEvilHasStandards too disgusting for standards]] and/or wished it to be nothing but mere fictional lies.

See also NoYay, FridgeHorror, and StockEpilepticTrees.

Older guesses have been archived. See these [[WMG.PoisonOakEpilepticTreesArchive archive]] [[WMG/PoisonOakEpilepticTreesArchiveTwo pages]] to review those entries.

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[[WMG: ASongOfIceAndFire is a ShaggyDogStory that is leading no-where.]]
In fact the chances are, the shaggy dog will get [[ShootTheShaggyDog shot]]

[[WMG: The Drowned God the Greyjoys worship is [[Creator/HPLovecraft Cthulhu.]]]]
He will rise up in the final book and eat everyone: No plots will be resolved, no personal struggles will mean anything, the story will just end without anyone resolving their individual storylines; [[RocksFallEveryoneDies Cthulhu rises, everyone gets eaten.]]

[[WMG: It's StephenHawking's fault that the 21st century isn't as futuristic as it ought to be.]]
Hawking was put on this earth to make a handful of scientific inventions that would usher humanity into a new age, and then die. Just like UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla. His illness was was intended to be a kind of built-in time limit - yes, it seems awfully cruel, but [[JerkassGods the Fates can be jerks like that.]] [[http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/b/billwatter109676.html His continued, medically improbable survival is due to conscious or unconscious procrastination.]] All the time Hawking spends making guest appearances on WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}, writing popular science books about scientific questions ([[ADegreeInUseless that lead to nowhere useful]]), or having any kind of personal life, he is extending his own life, but at the cost of delaying the next stage of civilization.

[[WMG: Why are the {{Blues}} so continually popular with musicians? {{Schadenfreude}}.]]
To quote [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bleeding Gums Murphy]]: ''"The blues ain't about makin' yourself feel better; it's about makin' other people feel worse."'' Hence the "miserable drunk who is down on the dumps" feel. And it's continually popular with listeners for the same reason this page is [[TooKinkyToTorture so]] [[BileFascination popular]].
* Also the same reason why TrueArtIsAngsty, why art critics like a good {{Tragedy}}, and why sad Classical Music (e.g. LonelyPianoPiece) is beautiful. Why the hell are ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' (which is based on the tragedy of ''Theatre/OedipusTheKing'') and ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' (which is based on the tragic archetype of ''{{Faust}}'') so acclaimed and popular?
* [[FromBadToWorse Same]] [[OhCrap with]] [[FridgeHorror the]] [[AllBlueEntry All Blue Entries]] ([[MadeFromRealGirlScouts see]] [[PoweredByAForsakenChild the]] [[TheSmurfs Smurf]] [[AmazingTechnicolorWildlife theories]] [[CrapsackWorld above]]).

[[WMG: {{Blues}} musicians and other creators of depressing art must feed on murdered Smurfs daily or lose their talent.]]
They also have to feast on the blood of Snorks so they don’t [[OurVampiresAreDifferent crumble to dust in direct sunlight]], and drink a mixture of [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Rye, Bourbon and]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy’s tears]] every twenty minutes or [[InvoluntaryShapeshifting they turn into pumpkins]] [[WhenTheClockStrikesTwelve on the stroke of midnight]]. Also never [[{{Gremlins}} feed a Blues musician after midnight or let them get wet]]: it doesn't do anything supernatural to them, [[BoringButPractical it just tends to put them of their set if their either too full or soaking wet during late performances.]]
* Speaking of other creators of depressing art, this may also mean that [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Hideaki Anno thought of creating Rei Ayanami]] when drunk on a cocktail that includes Smurfs and Tang. Hence Rei's blue hair and ''Evangelion's'' depression appeal.

[[WMG: Addendum about [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Fluttershy's]] [[SwissArmyTears tears]] that are mentioned above:]]
[[PoweredByAForsakenChild Fluttershy's tears]] are also good {{Unobtainium}} for powering our universe, since her tears approach a near 100% entropy-free energy efficiency compared to oil and uranium, and also act like safer and more reliable versions of [[BioShock ADAM]] stem cells, combined with a superior evolution of the innate antimicrobial properties already found in tears. Said evolutionary properties of her ocular fluids are speculated to be the reason for how she can protect her extremely vulnerable TaremeEyes from infection obtained from everyday contact with her [[NatureIsNotNice biohazardous wild environment]]. Every anime girl also possesses a limited extent of this trait, but Tareme-eyed {{Moe}} girls exhibit its complete evolutionary expression, hence their, well, extremely expressive perpetually-puppy-dog-like Tareme eyes. This is the secret behind Fluttershy's ability to cure kind of animal despite her lack of a medical degree or sufficient equipment in her household, which in normal circumstances should be an unsanitary and dangerous biohazard due to the abundance of non-vaccinated wild animals combined with lack of proper sanitary procedures.

Hypothesized to be the reason why Equestria has little pandemics of deadly diseases, such as the infamous Influenza which should have been transmitted through the non-vaccinated wild animals Fluttershy takes care of, especially the birds. Also speculated to be able to cause limited antidepressant pheromone effects to non-intelligent lower animals as well, which can be weaponized in the form of her Stare which pacifies any animal. I'm also hypothesizing that if the Avian Flu or an alien plague (e.g. unpacifiable parasitic [[Film/{{Alien}} Xenomorphs]], [[Franchise/StarCraft Zerg]] infestation, HatePlague, any disease that results in ZombieApocalypse, etc) invaded Equestria and Fluttershy wasn't there to pacify and cure the infected, then even the alicorns Twilight and Celestia would have never saw the megadeaths coming before it's too late for their magic to fix the devastation wrought by the pandemic, similar to the Aztecs' lack of immunity to European xeno diseases. (Also, without Fluttershy's tears to provide immunity and pacification, they would have never been able to resist said ZergRush, considering that unlike Fluttershy, Twilight and Celestia prefer to fight directly with their PsychicPowers which the Zerg Swarm will simply find delicious, which means that they will be infested into the pony equivalent of Kerrigan. No, the Elements of Harmony aka the Orbital Friendship Cannon will not help to repel the aggressive and limitless xenomorph swarm, and the psychic emissions caused by the Elements will just attract even worse intergalactic [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tyranids]]. Ergo, only using the pacifying pheromones in Fluttershy's tears will subdue the Swarm of these animals).

But why don't we humans and other inhabitants of alternate universes [[WeWillHavePerfectHealthInTheFuture have perfect health in the Future]]? Because, this unobtainium is mostly consumed by [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators, who necessitate a constant supply of Moe in order to obtain fuel to decelerate the accumulating Entropic decay of themselves and the cosmos as a whole,]] and creators of TrueArtIsAngsty (including but not limited to: authors of {{Tragedy}}, depressing Classical Music composers, Blues musicians, Emos, and anybody who likes ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''), whose Angst put them in an eternal state of exponentially accelerated entropy, rendering their immune systems extremely vulnerable (TruthInTelevision: depression and stress compromises the immune system, both directly and indirectly) and therefore forcing them to consume these tears forever, hence the continuous rarity. [[note]]Speaking of Rarity, to pay for the Bourbon [[AnimalFarm we sold her to the glue factory]], because Rarity's tears were never useful besides giving Diamond Dogs allergy and brain inflammations, and/or cosmetic purposes for ugly mules. Also dangerous, for any contact between Rarity's tears and TheUglyBarnacle [[RealityBreakingParadox will cause a contradictory paradox in all of existential causality]] that results into [[ApocalypseHow class Z apocalypse where absolutely Everyone dies. Or worse, become ugly forever. The end]].[[/note]]

Production of sufficient quantities of [[SwissArmyTears Fluttershy tears]] was difficult at first and was the primary limiting factor in Blues production, which is why the popularity of Justin Bieber is plunging our universe closer to TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, but up until recently, eventually we hit on the idea of cloning her several thousand times and collecting the tears with a specialised catheter that fits under her eyes, along with [[Fanfic/CupCakes Pinkamena Diane Pie]] and everybody else in the TortureTechnician list and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil sexual offence]] registry [[{{Room 101}} hired to torture Fluttershy forever, along with a million clones of Angel Bunny, and a large blender]]. Administration of a [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Class A Amnesiac]] after every third or fourth session (similar to [[SCPFoundation Procedure 110-Montauk]]) is also recommended for prevention of desensitization and cynicism from the familiarity with the procedure, which prevents optimum tears extraction. Personnel who express sympathy towards Fluttershy's plight and/or express a desire to rescue or sympathize towards Fluttershy WILL be met with immediate termination for accelerating the entropy of this universe. No, putting the poor girl out of her misery is NOT an option. Neither is rendering her unconscious, comatose, or any form of pain relief, narcotic or analgesic to herself. She has to be completely sensitive and aware of what is going on in order for the extraction to work. And when all that does not work, [[FelonyMisdemeanor we read]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs fanfic]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor to her.]]
* But you only need five clones of [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] to do the work of over 9000 Fluttershy clones with very little provocation, and her tears produce only one-eighth the emissions! There's a reason why Incubators switched from normal Moe girls such as Fluttershy to harness the goddess Madoka instead! [[note]]Yeah, the...byproducts carry a risk of starting Instrumentality, but what else is there? ''Solar'' power? Listening to Justin Bieber instead of the blues? Pfft.[[/note]]
* I am utterly, utterly nauseated by the above: [[EvenEvilHasStandards you can't get supernatural blues-playing talent drinking Bourbon with Fluttershy and Madoka Kaname tears! The very idea is Abhorrent!]] [[ManOfWealthAndTaste You drink them in a cocktail with Gin, Vodka or another clear sprit!]] No wonder you don’t get invited to Smokey Wilson’s annual Smurf-murder party! Madoka Kaname tears with Bourbon PFFT! Perhaps you'd like a brown paper bottle to drink them out of whist you’re at it?
* Don't ChuckNorris' tears cure cancer? [[EpilepticTrees Hey, has anybody seen Fluttershy and Chuck Norris at the same place at the same time?]]

[[WMG: ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' is either propaganda or told from the point of view of a VillainProtagonist]]
The Anti-Spirals were right: Spiral Energy, a Darwinian evolution-based power source fueled by aggressions and passions (or should we say the [[StarWars Dark Side of the force]]) is [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow something Man Was Not Meant To Know]] ala the Atomic Bomb, and when misused will destroy the universe (or even multiverse, think of CrisisOnInfiniteEarths), especially when handed over to [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters the beast Man]]. With this WeaponOfMassDestruction, humanity became a militaristic, expansionist, SocialDarwinist space empire not unlike the Imperium of Man from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}. All that bombastic and hammy talk about the PowerOfFriendship? It's a disguised message of WithUsOrAgainstUs. Of course, the purpose of propaganda is daemonization of the enemy, hence why the Anti-spirals are portrayed as {{Eldritch Abomination}}s and {{manipulative bastard}}s just like how NaziGermany portrayed the Jews as manipulators who have ChronicBackstabbingDisorder. Kamina might be an in-universe equivalent of Hitler (or considering he's dead, [[SovietUnion Lenin]]).

[[WMG: Half of these theories are completely false]]
The other half, however? [[NightmareFuel Completely true]]. [[ParanoiaFuel And you won't find out which until it's too late]].
* This actually isn't too bad now that most of the ''[[ParanoiaFuel really]]'' horrible theories have been moved to the Archive page.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Sweetie Belle]] Is NOT Rarity's little sister.]]
Ahhh… Rarity Rarity Rarity… you can run and hide from the issue all you like, but sooner or later, [[FamilyRelationshipSwitcheroo that teen pregnancy is coming back to haunt you…]]
* And on that note, where do you think Applebloom came from? *[[{{BrotherSisterIncest}} looking at Applejack & Big MacIntosh]]*
* What about Scootaloo? Hey, maybe even Rainbow Dash isn't ''totally'' gay...
** [[AdultFear That presumes]] [[RapeAsDrama it was consensual.]] [[DownerEnding Why do you think Dashie, the Element of loyalty, rejected her own daughter?]] [[HideYourLesbians Too many bad associations]] [[BuryYourGays with her Father's attempt to]] [[CureYourGays “cure” her of her orientation]].

[[WMG: BenedictCumberbatch will go prematurely bald.]]
[[BigNo Nooo!]] Eventually all that [[DyeingForYourArt Dyeing For His Art]] will take a toll on his scalp. It may have already started - both Sherlock and Peter Guillam have bangs, which may be concealing a receding hairline.

[[WMG: Haruhiahweh caused the 2011 Tohoku earthquake.]]
To punish Japan for letting ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' outsell [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya her series]]. On top of that, ''Madoka'''s final episode was originally scheduled to air on Good Friday (more on this below).
* ''"[[Literature/TheBible And behold, the temple was torn in two from top to bottom, and the earth shook and the rocks were split...]]"'' - Mt. 27:51

[[WMG: Haruhiahweh also caused [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Good_Friday_Earthquake-Alaska the 1964 Alaska earthquake]].]]
To punish America for allowing Music/TheBeatles to gain huge success when John Lennon claimed to be more popular than Jesus. Lennon wouldn't say this for another two years, but since God [[EldritchAbomination exists beyond time and space]], [[FutuRama Shklee]] knew what Shklee was doing.
* As of 2012, [[FridgeHorror we're still waiting on Shkler punishment to Britain]].

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Canterlot]] is not a stand-in for [[LordOfTheRings Minas Tirith]] It is in fact Equestria’s version of [[Literature/TheHungerGames the Capitol, and Ponyville, with its focus on farming, is region eleven…]] [[OhCrap and Reaping Day is coming]] ]]
It could be worse, wherever Pinkie grew up looked like it must be region twelve. And at least there aren’t that many similarities between MLP:FiM and Literature/TheHungerGames… it’s not like one of the mane six is a feisty Appalachian outdoorsy tomgirl with a big family to feed who is protective of their younger sister, or if one of them lived in a bakery or anything…
* [[FromBadToWorse ahhh… so you’re volunteering on behalf of your younger sister, Miss Applejack?]] Well in that case [[IronicEcho May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour.]]

[[WMG: The next Sonic game will be Sola Sonica again...]]
But make a number of other characters disc-locked content with annoying gameplay.


[[WMG: Justin Bieber is the guy in Just Be Friends, sung by Megurine Luka ]]
"Are we an item? Girl, quit playin', "We're JustFriends," what are you sayin'? Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes, My first love broke my heart for the first time..."

[[WMG: [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] is representative of NaziGermany and ImperialJapan, and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] is representative of the Jews and other repressed peoples.]]
Hence how ''Madoka'' is called the SpiritualSuccessor to ''Evangelion''; it represents a desire to reconcile between Japan's unseemly past and the Jews and other {{ButtMonkey}}s and [[TheWoobie Woobie]] peoples they wronged in Asia and the South Pacific. ([[NeonGenesisMadokaMagica Shinji/Madoka]] {{Shipping}} FanFic is an attempt to [[SexualHealing bond]] between both peoples.) Perhaps [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments this]] shouldn't go under PoisonOakEpilepticTrees. But then, remembering the [[GodwinsLaw Nazi allusions]] with NERV and the [[PeopleFarms possible Holocaust allusions]] with ''Madoka'', perhaps it should. [[AndyJ I]] [[ShrugOfGod was drunk when I wrote this]]. ([[CloudCuckoolander And I did say I was a lunatic]].)

[[WMG: NaziGermany was all Germany's [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Witch form]].]]
Its loss in UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne, the crushing debts of the Versailles Treaty, and the resulting HumiliationConga, followed by the [[TheGreatDepression Depres]][[TheLastStraw sion]] pushed the whole country beyond the DespairEventHorizon and turned it into a [[OmnicidalManiac nihilistic, murderous monster knowing only war and destruction]].

Considering the GratuitousGerman ThemeNaming of the Witches, the ''{{Faust}}'' allusions, the [[{{Ghostapo}} occult symbolism all around Nazi Germany]], how it met its absolute despair and Film/{{Downfall}} on April 30 (known in Nazi occultism as Walpurgisnacht), the aforementioned [[GodwinsLaw Holocaust]] parallels, and the obvious fact that AllGermansAreNazis, and you know this one is true.
* Germany's original wish was to achieve national unity after centuries of existence as [[HolyRomanEmpire a collection of weak, squabbling kingdoms and principalities which often served as Western Europe's playthings]], which it obviously got under OttoVonBismarck. Unfortunately, Bismarck's militaristic "blood and iron" policy and ImperialGermany's territorial wars through the late 19th century only gave them the stereotype of a might-makes-right quasi-barbarian state, hence all the dehumanizing [[EatsBabies baby-eating]] propaganda of them as shown on the UnfortunateImplications main page. Thus Germany's Witch form came to embody just this.
* WMG/HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct is the same mechanism on why [[spoiler:people who tried to stop both Walpurgis Night and/or Nazis through Time Travel (such as Homura) only end up failing and making things go FromBadToWorse.]]
* Or perhaps [[spoiler:Hitler himself]] ''is'' Walpurgisnacht (his suicide on the date of Walpurgisnacht was just a coverup) and one of the extraordinary few who are able to become Puer Magi without needing fancy magical girl costumes, simply because he's so abundant in Angst. Walpurgisnacht also wants to turn the entire world into a drama, and [[spoiler:Hitler views his life as a Wagnerian opera.]] Also, Nazi Alchemists conspired with Incubators to create a massive singularity of EquivalentExchange-defying despair-energy known as the Holocaust, ala ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist''.
* [[FridgeHorror Wait, if Nazi Germany was a Witch and Magical Girls battle Witches does this mean Britain, America, the USSR and possibly some of the nations who helped the allies were all Magical Girls who will one day become witches too?]]

[[WMG: What is [[McDonalds the Grimace]], and why was he associated with milkshakes?]]
He's what happens when you leave a shake out in the open for too long.

[[WMG: Series/{{Sherlock}} will parallel RomeoAndJuliet in season 3.]]
John will throw himself off Bart's when he realizes that he can't live without Sherlock. Sherlock will arrive too late to stop him, and will then shoot himself in the head.

[[WMG: [[Manga/AhMyGoddess Belldandy]] is a female [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubator]].]]
Let's see...she grants wishes, made a contract with Keiichi, Keiichi is gaining magical powers and has been hinted at approaching godhood...[[spoiler:and under their contract, Keiichi was effectively neutered since [[UnfortunateImplications apparently the gods have problems with god/mortal "miscegenation"]]; he could ''never'' have normal human sexual feelings for Belldandy, but every time he looks too long at another girl, [[YanDere she gets angry]]. She ''claims'' to truly love him, but also flat-out said she and her sisters liked being pampered by him. His neutering is actually the EquivalentExchange curse is response to his wish...and also a side effect of having his soul ripped out. And yes, Skuld, Urd, Peorth and all the others are also Incubators who have MindRaped [[FridgeHorror many others into doing their bidding]].]]
* The series of course will end with K1 falling into despair and becoming a [[DistaffCounterpart Warlock]].
* Kyubey is of course a male of his species, and of course he handles the females. Since this is [[CrapsackWorld Poison Oak Epileptic Trees]], feel free to interject as many rape metaphors (surprise surprise) as you like for both series.
* Alternatively, the Incubators are a genderless species (which seems to be WordOfGod). Some appeal to [[GirlsLoveStuffedAnimals girls]] with their normal appearance as RidiculouslyCuteCritters. To appeal to heterosexual males, they disguise themselves as gorgeous women.

[[WMG: ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia'' is not the key to World Peace, and will instead trigger World War III]]
But only if [[AuthorExistenceFailure the original creator dies]] [[ReplacementScrappy and is replaced]] with [[RunningTheAsylum a lunatic]], who will make the show mind-blowingly offensive to the point where anyone who watches it will see it as a BrownNote. Everyone will be so filled with hatred for each other that the whole world will become a frenzy. Alternatively, the show ''can'' create World Peace if it becomes a BrownNote in the other direction; namely, if anyone who watches it will suddenly be filled with a strong sense of love and mutual respect for fellow nations.

[[WMG: ChuckNorris is really a normal human being]]
He has black belts in several martial arts, but he is really just a person like you and me.
* Now that's just plain [[{{MemeticBadass}} crazy-talk]], [[EveryoneHasStandards even for this page]].

[[WMG: The next season of ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'' will begin with both Sherlock and John having married women during the hiatus.]]
And not even women who have already been introduced and given character development! This will have been a calculated move to spite the [[FanPreferredCouple Johnlock shippers]], the [=Sherlock/Irene=] and [=Sherlock/Molly=] shippers, and anyone emotionally invested in Sherlock being asexual.

[[WMG:Monster's Inc takes place in the same universe as Brave New World]]
Its stated that the children are getting harder to scare, humans are losing their emotions in this universe. To get power the monsters will resorte to giving sexual favors for their power instead of comendy routines as the children will soon lose their sense of humor but not their sex drives.

[[WMG:Every charater who does not look like their parents is a result of rape or kidnapping.]]
Genetics say so.

[[WMG:Arthur is set in a world where zoophilla is/was legal]]
Everybody fucked animals raw and Arthur, Buster, and the gang are the unholy results.

[[WMG:The CreepyCoolCrosses and other Christian symbolism amongst the apocalyptic insanity in ''{{Evangelion}}'' were not just there for RuleOfCool.]]
Creator/HideakiAnno is actually a Christian Dominionist/Dispensationalist; ''NGE'' was basically the ''LeftBehind'' series told as a HumongousMecha story.

[[WMG:On the contrary, the CreepyCoolCrosses and other Christian symbolism amongst the apocalyptic insanity in ''{{Evangelion}}'' were REALLY just there for RuleOfCool.]]
In other words, those fans spending time philosophizing about the symbolism and trying to find the encrypted meanings behind them simply wasted massive amounts of their time AllForNothing.

[[WMG:''HidamariSketch'' will end with the realization [[StElsewhere that Yuno was in a coma all along]] after being hit by the moving truck while moving into the Hidamari Apartments; the series was [[AllJustADream all just her dreams]].]]
Continuing the Creator/StudioShaft tradition of giving innocent {{Moe}} characters [[DownerEnding downer]]/[[BittersweetEnding bittersweet]] endings [[spoiler:(and following ''SayonaraZetsubouSensei'''s MindScrew lead)]]. (GenUrobuchi [[CorruptTheCutie corrupted]] ''Hidamari'' creator Creator/UmeAoki while they were working on ''Madoka''.)

[[WMG: [[WhoFramedRogerRabbit Dip]] affects humans as well]]

[[WMG: Jehovah's Witnesses, and anyone who has ever encountered or heard them, have a special eternal hell]]
[[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Being stoned forever by saying Jehova]] *stoned to death*

[[WMG: [[KingdomHearts Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed]] are all sub-species of [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tyranids]], and have already eaten most of the multiverse.]]
The Tyranids reproduce by consuming organic matter. Heartless are made when a person's heart is lost to darkness. A Nobody is the body and soul left behind. An Unversed is made of pure negative energy. The Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed eventually evolved into the Tyranids and consumed all fictional universes excpet TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}, Literature/{{Flatland}}, and RealLife. The reason hearts are not freed is because either the Tyranids have so much darkness they are instantly re-corrupted or the Warhammer 40,000 universe is so GrimDark they instantly change back because of the grimdarkness.


[[WMG: My Little Pony, Adventure Time, Hunger Games, 1984 and every other good dystopian/post-apocalyptic/animal inhabited franchise take place in the same universe (with the exception of any possible conflicting franchises, eg. Dredd)]]
The Giver is in Canada. Eurasia is gearing up for an invasion of Panem (they are Dirty Commies, after all), but after they defeat Eastasia. Oceania is the predecessor of Panem. Ooo is actually Great Britain, Equestria the rest of Europe, Eurasia is in the giant hole of the Earth, and then this fanfic occurs:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8568862/1/Last-Man-Standing(too much craziness going on at once. System reboot).

[[WMG: {{Real Life}} '''doesn't exist at all'''.]]
It's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism all in your imagination]].
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis There's nothing that says]] it's even ''your'' imagination. [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant You're welcome.]]

[[WMG: The upcoming 2012 apocalypse will be caused by the cast of Webcomic/AnsemRetort.]]
Let's see now...Ansem/Xemnas wants Ansem Retort to get even better ratings, [[MoneyDearBoy which will make him ever richer]] - rich enough to buy the allegiance of Governor Zexion. He will pay Zex to have Axel and Darth Maul fly up into space and get him an asteroid, and Axel being AlwaysChaoticEvil he'll fly the asteroid straight into the surface of the Earth (perhaps in the ocean somewhere, to create massive tidal waves a la ''DeepImpact.'') For those who don't get killed off by the ensuing impact, Ansem will convince Marluxia to [[BlackComedyRape roofie-rape Hercules,]] thus pushing his biggest BerserkButton and making him lay waste to everything in his path. For good measure, afterwards Marly will have his way with Skullfucky, and when Larxene sees this she will be so enraged at the wanton abuse of her favorite toy that she will unleash holy hell on everything and everyone else. And Xemnas will have cloned every human on Earth, placed them into an orbiting space station while the world burns below, and made it so that during the apocalypse all that's on TV is live coverage of the disaster zone on Ansem Retort, which will achieve the impossible (a true sign of the apocalypse!) a 100.0 Nielsen ratings share. And Ansem will rake in the dough, bathe in it, [[ADateWithRosiePalms jerk off]] [[{{Squick}} to it,]] and finally buy up the entire universe with it...then kill off all the clones, build his own version of the [[Franchise/StarTrek Starship Enterprise,]] and travel to other inhabited worlds so the whole process can repeat itself over and over and over...into infinity.

* You may now sink to your knees with despair.

[[WMG:[[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica The Incubators]] are actually the civilization of ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'']]
Basic concept: Human emotion as [[PoweredByAForsakenChild high-octane entropy-defying energy source]], that also happens to be exploited by {{Corrupt Corporate Executive}}s who have the [[TheEndJustifiesTheMeans good intention]] of maximizing the extraction of this entropy-free energy lest their civilization or even universe collapses. I'm actually surprised nobody noticed this yet. In Monsters Inc.'s past, children's fears served as this energy. Sure, laughter eventually replaces fear as more powerful, and this caused Monstropolis to enter a [[TheSingularity technological revolution]], but eventually even all the laughter in the world fails to feed the demands of said revolution, like how petroleum is failing to feed our energy demands nowadays. They eventually discover a new and even more efficient and powerful form of emotion-energy that is based on exploiting the boundary between hope and despair....
* Good point, although Kyubey said he [[spoiler:just wanted to counteract universal entropy, not just provide power to his planet]]. [[FridgeHorror Unless he was lying about that, and I wouldn't put that past him]].
** He's not lying, engineers do agree that reducing entropy would result in easier and more efficient power transmission to any planet.

[[WMG:KojiKumeta didn't plan the ending of [[spoiler:''SayonaraZetsubouSensei'']] from the beginning.]]
He stole-I mean [[InsistentTerminology adapted]] it from that of [[spoiler:''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'']]. The strange coincidences in the OP videos [[spoiler:(and Kafuka's absence in group shots)]] are just that; coincidences.

[[WMG: In the future [[{{Moe}} cute]] [[PoweredByAForsakenChild girls' tears and despair will be used to power civilization]]. Yes, we will emulate the [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators]].]]
* It gets worse. Eventually the tears production will be stopped by a skyrocketing in the girls committing suicides. To prevent this, [[AndIMustScream we hook Moe girls forcefully]] into [[Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream AM]], where they live in a Real-ish simulation environment, but are also forced to [[YearInsideHourOutside endure eternal]] [[MindRape emotional torture and cry in pain over and over again]], while [[WhoWantsToLiveForever those who are suicidal are forced to reincarnate and live forever]]. Also, when they grow up and get too desensitized and cynical to it (ala "witched out"), we use them for [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil a form of reproduction that must not be named]], since cloning has the disadvantage of low emotional stimulation. Alternatively, to eradicate the cynicism, we emulate [[SCPFoundation Procedure 110-Montauk]] and administer to the subjects [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Class A Amnesiacs]] after every third or fourth session to prevent desensitization and maintain continual emotional response.
* This process obviously creates ''Madoka''-style Witches, and the resulting rates of suicide, insanity and homicide among the general public leads world governments to create [[Anime/PsychoPass the Sybil System]] once MindReading is perfected Years Into The Future. The reason why one's Criminality Coefficient jumps up in the presence of a criminal is because Witch Kisses are actually contagious (much like how actual kisses can spread germs and bacteria).
* Alternatively, the Moe Tears Extraction System propels humanity into an age of technological renaissance that assimilates us into TheSingularity and heralds our evolution into Incubators. The world of ''Madoka Magica'' takes place in the distant future populated by HumanAliens that we manipulated to resemble our miserable history in order to harvest more miserable Moe Girls.

[[WMG: Series/{{Dexter}}'s homicidal tendencies are Harry's fault]]
Young Dexter was never actually a budding homicidal maniac - he was a seriously traumatized child who also had a form of OCD that's characterized by intrusive violent thoughts, rather than physical rituals. Harry grossly misinterpreted this and made matters worse by teaching him to be a vigilante killer.

[[WMG: God has also enacted [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Time Travel Exemption Acts]] for the following...]]
[[TheWarOnTerror 9/11]], {{John Lennon}}'s assassination, [[UsefulNotes/VietnamWar France's defeat at Dien Bien Phu]], [[WhoShotJFK the Kennedy assassination]], [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarOne the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand]], Russia's defeat in the UsefulNotes/RussoJapaneseWar, the rise of [[UsefulNotes/SovietUnion the Bolsheviks]] in the Russian Civil War, the rise of NapoleonBonaparte, the arrival of [[ThePlague the BlackDeath]], the rises of [[TheCaligula Caligula]] and ComicStrip/{{Nero}}, the fall of TheRomanEmpire, the fall of TheRomanRepublic, the fall of AncientEgypt, the fall of Carthage, the destruction of the Solomon's Temple, the destruction of Neanderthals and the "Hobbits" in Indonesia, [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Amy the cat]] getting hit by a car, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the careers of]] JustinBieber, Creator/AdamSandler, Uwe Boll and Brett Ratner.
* [[FridgeHorror Because these events kept even worse things from happening.]]
* I'm just pointing out that those who believe in the Abrahamic God believe that He is both all-loving and has infinite wisdom, which means that they technically already believe this.

[[WMG: Heaven and the afterlife are real]]
But only the non-believers get in. Anyone who thinks there is even the slightest chance of life after death is doomed to an eternity of nothing. Why is this bad then? Because 1) believers want to live forever, but are doomed to TheNothingAfterDeath, while 2) atheists know that [[WhoWantsToLiveForever living forever is one of the most horrifying and nightmarish scenarios ever]], but are still doomed to live forever. In the end, it's Hell for both.
* I would disagree with that. Atheists don't (always) believe living forever is horrifying and nightmarish, they just don't believe it happens.

[[WMG: If AmbitionIsEvil, then merely ''thinking'' of self-improvement will be an EasyRoadToHell, literally.]]

[[WMG: All of GenUrobuchi's works are just more of Ted's hallucinations in ''Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream''.]]
When the characters get so much as a BittersweetEnding, that's just the last of Ted's mind crumbling into dust or him finally being unable to survive the mental stress and succumbing.
* The scene of the chatroom icons going amok in ''[[Anime/PsychoPass]]'' is one more reminder by AM of Ted's fate.
* Seriously, it took this long for people to work out that Urobutcher is AM?

[[WMG: [[TheRedGreenShow Red Green]] is based on the real-life serial killer, Ed Gein.]]
* The names sound almost identical; 'Red Green' is just 'Ed Gein' with some R sounds added.
* Red's flannel clothes and hat could be based in some way on Ed Gein's iconic flannel hat; likewise, Red's fanatical love of duct tape could be a subtle hint.
* Like Red, Gein lived the backwoods and fancied himself a handyman, but was bookish and effeminate as a child, and is implied to have been targeted by bullies.
* The show has many characters that are [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen spoken of but never seen,]] including Red's wife Bernice. This could have been inspired by Gein's habit of hoarding corpses, including that of hardware store owner Bernice Worden (hers was the only murder for which he was successfully convicted); the classic film Psycho is notably inspired by Gein's crimes, and has a plot twist that makes a very similar association.
* Red hired his nephew Harold out of guilt, because he has a debt to his brother (another unseen character) that he cannot possibly repay; this could refer to Ed's brother who supposedly perished in a brush fire, but is believed to have been strangled to death by Gein. Harold could also represent the unnamed youth whose parents were close friends of Gein's (making him a de facto nephew of sorts to Gein), to whom Ed revealed his collection of human skin masks.

[[WMG: In ''Halo 5'', Cortana will [[spoiler:come back to life... [[CameBackWrong as a Promethean Knight.]]]]]]
[[spoiler:Spartan Ops has revealed that the victims of the Composer are sent to Requiem's datastream, where they get turned into Prometheans. Quite a few people are saying that Cortana survived much the same way, and can be brought back. So, what if her consciousness gets transferred into a Promethean, she remains rampant from both her lifespan ''and'' the Composer, and the Chief is forced to MercyKill her?]]

[[WMG: Everything quoted on Website/FundiesSayTheDarndestThings is true.]]
The commenters, as well as everyone else intelligent enough not to be persuaded by the quotes' stupidity, are going to hell. Furthermore, UsefulNotes/TheSpanishInquisition, UsefulNotes/NaziGermany and the [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar antebellum South]] were the only God-approved governments in history.
* [[TheSalvationWar The obvious response]].

[[WMG: The guy who was on the beach in the first scene of ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' was [[ADateWithRosiePalms jerking off in the dark]].]]
The fact that he keeps saying "I'm coming" while clearly out of breath doesn't help. And, to make matters worse, this is right when Chrissie was becoming the shark's first victim. Does that mean the guy has some kind of super-creepy {{nightmare fetish|ist}} involving either blood, sharks, or death?
* Or all three? [[NoYay Oh, the horror...]]

[[WMG: ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' takes place in a universe controlled by LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya.]]
Variations on this WMG have come up before (e.g. on [[WMG/GrandUnifyingGuessesNeonGenesisEvangelion Grand Unifying Guesses]]), but what no one else has touched on is that when Haruhi created her own universe, she sped up the rate of entropy, similar to how appliance manufacturers supposedly design early obsolescence into their products, so you have to buy a new computer/TV/coffee maker/iphone/whatever every five or so years instead of every 20-30 years like it used to be. (The old "Maytag Man" probably has a lot more business these days; you could call Incubators universal Maytag Men.)

She may have done this just for [[ForTheEvulz her interests]] to watch the hapless denizens of her universe struggling and suffering to solve the entropy problem, or maybe she did it for the same reason manufacturers supposedly build obsolescence into their products...[[ParanoiaFuel so that]] ''[[ParanoiaFuel something]]'' [[ParanoiaFuel can purchase a new, "upgraded" universe every 6 billion years or so instead of every 20 billion]].

And of course, who can forget the [[EndlessRecursionOfTime Endless Recursion Of Suffering]] suffered by the SOS Brigade suffering under Haruhi's celestial boot? There's Mikuru who is [[BreakTheCutie tortured and bullied]] by Haruhi for being {{Moe}} (like how the Moe factor of ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' is enhanced by its CrapsackWorld [[WorldOfWoobie Of Woobie]] status). Of course, Homura and Yuki (both not-so-stoics who are also [[AndIMustScream the most tortured sufferers of the hellish, Sisyphean Endless Recursion of Time, and are conscious about all of it]]) must be related. There's Kyon who tries to bear the brunt of Haruhi's wrath ala [[MessianicArchetype Jesus Christ]].

We can even theorize that the being known as Haruhi Suzumiya, as the creator of this system, is the First and most powerful Witch, complete with Barriers, Mazes, Labyrinths (Closed Spaces and existence itself) and Familiars (the Celestials, with the SOS Brigade and the Incubators acting as enslaved pseudo-familiars to enforce her will). This Witch is so powerful as to become TheOmnipotent, with Madokami as nothing before the power of Haruhi. And of course, the fundamental ingredient for mutating a Magical Girl or God into a Witch is melancholy, another name for grief or depression, and [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya according to the title what does Haruhi have? Melancholy]]. So LOGICALLY....
* ''"But the [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Haruhi ]]
[[Literature/TheBible hardened Incubators' hearts]], that they hearkened not unto the weeping and wailing of Puella Magi; as the [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Haruhi ]]
had spoken unto Kyon."''
* Actually, Haruhi was never a Witch. She's responsible for the whole mess because ''she remade the universe that way'' either [[ItAmusedMe for amusement]] or some deal with a Lovecraftian outer god ''out of her conscious, unaltered free will'' rather than a Witch's infinite rage, thus making [[GodIsEvil Haruhiahweh much more of a complete monster]] and this Tree much more poisonous.

[[WMG: Party Rock is actually in ''your'' house tonight.]]
And it's standing ''right behind you.''
* [[AdultFear Oh god I think he just stroked the back on my neck!]]
* [[OffhandBackhand *THWACK*]]

[[WMG: Ferris Bueller doesn’t exist. He’s just a manifestation of Cameron’s rebellious Id. ]]


[[WMG: Cameron is the younger “Jake”: Ferris Bueller is the younger Tyler Durden.]]

[[WMG: [[{{Friends}} Chandler]] works for the C.I.A.]]
That’s why none of the other friends know what his job is, and why everyone at his office party was so weird.

[[WMG: [[{{Friends}} Chandler]] works for the SCPFoundation.]]

They're picking up Joey… sorry SCP 1337… at the end of the week. End of next week at the latest.

[[WMG: [[{{Friends}} Chandler]] works for the agency in ''Film/TheCabinInTheWoods''... and he’s assembling a sacrifice. ]]

Rachel is the Whore, Joey is the Athlete, Phoebe is the Fool, Ross the Scholar, and Monica the virgin.
We work with what we have.

[[WMG: [[{{Friends}} Chandler]] works for [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica the Incubators]].]]

[[RuleOfThree Rule Of]]...[[FourIsDeath Four]]. Also, considering the first WMG on this page (that various Earth governments know about Kyubey and friends), this could go hand in hand with the CIA theory.

[[WMG: The dinosaurs really did go extinct because [[ADateWithRosiePalms you touch yourself]] [[FamilyGuy at night]].]]
And every time you masturbate, God kills ''another'' endangered species. [[FridgeHorror Especially the ones in the Amazon and other remote regions that we'll never know about]] ''now''. YouBastard.
* It's all about EquivalentExchange and TheMultiverse. Because [[MontyPythonsMeaningOfLife every sperm is sacred]] and a guy by masturbating is killing off billions of potential humans, God has to remove an equivalent number of animals in our era and ones before. And ladies, you're not off the hook either...when you masturbate, you're obviously not "in the mood" afterwards; thus cancelling out a potential human life. And your periods are obviously almost as destructive as male masturbation. And let's not even start on homosexuality (unless you're a lesbian and take a sperm donation) or asexuality. Think of the anime ''{{Bokurano}}'' as an example.
** Why periods? That's not something you can control. This implies that God is basically [[HoistByHisOwnPetard trolling himself]].
*** Never mind masturbating. Even if they aren't being [[StealthPun tossed away]] they're still dying. Any instant wherein you aren't actively devoting yourself to impregnating something, [[YouBastard you are sinning and therefore killing entire species.]]

[[WMG:Despite the warnings above, people will still try to masturbate and be encouraged to do it specifically because of said warnings.]]
Yup, because [[OmnicidalManiac performing a holocaust every now and then]] [[EvilFeelsGood feels good.]] Also, eugenics (i.e. masturbation and mass pornography prevent the inferior races such as gays, otakus and the poor from reproducing while their inferior sperms die en masse. Hitler would be proud).

[[WMG: Every single universe which have NoConservationOfEnergy actually [[PoweredByAForsakenChild harvest their energy from the sacred souls of the billions of forsaken sperm exterminated]] by our incessant masturbation mentioned earlier, along with the endangered species God exterminated everytime you touch yourself.]]
The mechanism is explained by ''Anime/FullMetalAlchemist'', where the entropy-violating energy to perform Alchemy is obtained from [[spoiler:the souls of our dead. Specifically, our dead from the World War eras. Hitler basically is fuelling the alchemical revolution of Amestris.]] In this theory, said mechanism can apply to any universe simply because any universe which has causality and energy is immediately bound by the divine and absolute law of EquivalentExchange (as for why Haruhiahweh created Equivalent Exchange and the Laws of Thermodynamics, well [[GodIsEvil because it's more fun that way]]). We dismiss these other universes as fiction, but the modern loss of laws against fictional pornography is actually a secret conspiracy for these other universes to obtain and harvest the soul-energy of our exterminated forsaken potential children in order for said universes to exist.

[[WMG: The [[Franchise/StarTrek Federation]]'s {{Matter Replicator}}s and post-scarcity technology, despite their [[NoPoverty eradication of poverty]], [[CrapsaccharineWorld have a dark side to it]].]]
Because the Replicators are secretly PoweredByAForsakenChild but kept secret to keep their post-scarcity utopia look nice. The reason is that there's no other way to get around that pesky thermodynamic EquivalentExchange law that makes replicators completely impossible in real life, unless you find out about how to harness people with telekinetic powers or make a [[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist Philosopher's Stone]] or if you adapted the technology of [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica The Incubators]]....
* But, why didn't the Q already find out about it?
** The Q still let the Kyubey do their thing because they maintain order in secret while the alternative would be heat death of the universe. If Q meddled directly through his near-omnipotent powers, either he would get kicked out of the Continuum (and having his omnipotence stripped away), or it would simply accelerate the entropy and result in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Disc]][[ActorAllusion ord]].
*** Alternatively, the whole trial and omnipotence things were just jokes for Q to get into Picard's pants. Why haven't Q eradicate the warlike races (e.g. Klingons, Cardassians, Dominion, etc.) if he was really serious on the trials?
** Alternatively, the Federation does power its starships mostly through an matter-antimatter reaction, but enhanced by Dilithium. The Poison oak is that the Federation forbids the deliberate replication of Dilithium itself exactly because it's made from [[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist Philosopher's Stones]], which allows their starships to perform equivalent-exchange-defying alchemical feats such as matter replication. And "natural" sources of Dilithium are becoming scarce fast....

[[WMG: From an animal's perspective, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]] is a ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''-like psycho dictator who simply pretends to be nice among ponies. The reason why animals behave around her when she does that stare is because that stare is a way to tell them that they'll be sent to {{Room 101}}.]]

[[WMG: [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Demigods do not exist.]] [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica The "gods" are incubators]] disguised as humans and [[ClarkesThirdLaw using their technology to perform miracles]].]]
If a "demigod" has wish, Kyubey will come to offer to make a contract. The new contractee will wind up fighting youkai and youma, become a henshin hero, and spend a lot of time in Japan.

[[WMG: ''Fanfic/CupCakes'' is the reality of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. The SugarBowl of the series is just Rainbow Dash's dying dream.]]

[[WMG: Additionally, [[Fanfic/CupCakes Pinkamena Diane Pie]] is the true EldritchAbomination who controls the world of ''My Little Pony''. Even Celestia herself is below her in terms of Pinkie's ability to warp reality.]]

[[WMG: The real reason why [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]] is {{moe}}, plagued by low self-esteem and way too kind to other animals...]]
Is because she suffered severe abuse when she was a child, both physically, psychologically and sexually. Maybe the childhood bullying isn't the whole story. Maybe her parents did things so bad that I can't go into any detail (I do consider [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape]] and [[GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion forced abortion]] to be possibilities). Whatever her past is, that is the reason why she retreated into extreme shyness and decided to live with only a few animals and her few friends in the world. The reason why she likes animals and her friends so much (to the point that she shows her hidden repressed anger issues, e.g. "You're going to love me!", when anybody dares to look at her animals and friends badly) is because they're the only ones she can ever trust to open herself unto, and therefore are keeping her sane and nice-mannered despite her traumatic childhood. Take away the animals and friends from her, and the FreudianExcuse takes its toll upon her, and she ends up just like Lucy from ''Manga/ElfenLied''. Maybe not as threatening as [[Fanfic/CupCakes Pinkamena]] or insane Twilight, but still.

[[WMG: Rather than a dug based hallucination, Scooby’s ability to talk is a product of Shaggy’s PTSD following his service in the Vietnam war.]]
Scooby's cowardliness and Scrappy’s belligerence represent Shaggy's own feelings of fear and inadequacy when asked to fit into the hyper-aggressive marine unit he was assigned to, the other guys in the mystery van represent the civi life he left behind, and the ghosts and monsters all turn out to be human because they represent his failed attempts to dehumanize the Viet Ming and the horrific horiffic realisation he has to live with everyday that the people he killed were really people after all.

Take that Hanna Barbera.

* It could be a combination of both this and drugs (drug abuse was rampant on the battle front).

[[WMG: Scrappy was in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Force Tiger Force.]]]]

[[WMG: In ''SuiseiNoGargantia'', Amy and her friends earn money on the side as exotic dancers and perhaps prostitutes.]]
A lot of the guys watching their dance show looked old enough to be their fathers. [[FridgeHorror And one of them seemed to be making certain motions against a pole...]] One again, 4Chan was right.
* Their age of consent is 12, BTW. And Dr. Oldham is their pimp.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic The first brony]] [[Series/{{Dollhouse}} was Topher.]]]]
It seems the sort of out-there thing Topher might like, and just for shits and giggles (emphasis on the latter) he may have implanted bronyism in all the male Actives in the LA Dollhouse, as well as the command to make themselves internet pony-vangelists. Now, when the inevitable "Epitaph" apocalypse comes to pass, that'll mean people can make other people bronies!
* Or worse...[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Twihards.]] See also, the meaningful name of "Twilight Sparkle".
* Actually, [[TheCaligula Caligula]] was the first brony. This was the guy who promoted his [[CaligulasHorse horse]] as consul, aka ''[[EvilChancellor Prime Minister]]''. Obviously a plot for Equestria's takeover of the Roman Empire, but was foiled by the rest of the Senate.
** Except Caligula never had access to mind-control technology like Topher. [[AncientAliens Un]][[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy less...?]]
* And now you may die inside from the sickly sweet sugarpocalypse horror.

[[WMG: Petstuck (Fanfic/UnwantedFreeUglyTroll, Fanfic/{{Loophole}}, etc.) is a long-term world domination scheme of Betty [=Crocker/The=] Condesce]]
After securing herself a position of subtle influence on earth under a cover identity, she used advanced Alternian science to bioengineer a cuter offshoot of her own species for Earth's high-end exotic pet trade. Her long-term goal is to establish trolls as BeneathSuspicion, and then have [[{{Tykebomb}} specially trained and indoctrinated wrigglers]] given to the households of the wealthy and powerful to act as her covert agents. So what if thousands of her own species are deprived of basic rights in the meantime?

[[WMG: ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' takes place in the same universe as ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''.]]
While Equestria seems to be sugar bowl at first, it's actually a CrapsaccharineWorld that provides tasty entropy-defying Magical Emotional Energy for Incubators to harvest. Besides, Homura keeps sabotaging the HumanResources sector, and when the Incubators found an alternative, more powerful and more cute source of Energy, it was an opportunity for Profit and they can finally start a new campaign of extraction and creation of [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Forsaken Foals]]. Maybe we will forge a {{megacorp}}orate conglomeration with the Incubators to screw the Ponies for all their tears' worth because we're running out of oil while the more "humane" (or perhaps "equane") nuclear power[=/=]solar power[=/=]{{dyson sphere}}s[=/=]dilithium-regulated {{antimatter}} warp cores suck in comparison and will never satisfy our [[NoBloodForPhlebotinum accelerating energy crisis]] (see also: Incubators are real and governments knew it).

The happiness, friendship, magic and harmony generated by Equestria act like wishes, and by the Universal Thermodynamic Law of EquivalentExchange and its partner the Second Thermodynamic Law of accelerating Entropy, fated sooner or later, with additional Incubator manipulation, to generate an equal amount of suffering, BreakTheCutie moments and {{despair|EventHorizon}}. "Hope and despair balance out to zero." It's like how in Goethe's ''Faust'', should the Faust ever reach the highest state of happiness possible he will die and be consigned to eternal damnation in Hell, and how in ''Madoka Magica'', [[spoiler:Mami thinks "It's the first time I've been this happy while fighting" and very shortly afterwards she dies. Messily.]]

Fluttershy (Madoka, because of her self-sacrificial tendencies, [[ShrinkingViolet low self-esteem]], vulnerability to trauma, and a {{Moe}}-blob NiceGirl personality that would arouse [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]]'s [[GodIsEvil sadistic love for]] [[BreakTheCutie Rape The Cutie]]) and Twilight Sparkle (DoctorFaustus, because of her obsession for knowledge) seem to be perfect targets for Incubator [[DealWithTheDevil contracts]]. Twilight possesses a lot of Magical Potential yet also highly vulnerable to insanity and despair, with how she is a perfectionist who is consumed by desperation if she dares to commit the ThoughtCrime of thinking about failing Celestia ("Lesson Zero", with Twilight's morbid fear of "[[{{Room 101}} Magic Kindergarten]]") or failing her friends. There are, of course, lesser candidates. Rarity shall collapse into a Classic Greek {{Tragedy}} since her {{Fatal Flaw}}s are {{Greed}} (despite her supposed title "Element of Generosity", she still likes a lot of gems and Discord exploits it), [[GreenEyedMonster Envy]] (of Fluttershy's beauty and elegance, from the episode "Green Isn't Your Color") a little bit of {{Pride}} (her snobbish behaviour) and [[AmbitionIsEvil Ambition (to be an aristocrat and one of the most famous fashionistas in all of Equestria)]]. The Incubators shall exploit Rainbow Dash's loyalties strained and torn, combined with her recklessness and desire to be with the Wonderbolts, just like what happened to Sayaka. For Pinkamena Diane Pie, once the "Party of One" incident repeats itself or [[Fanfic/BitterSweet she acquires incurable diabetes from her Cupcakes-based diet]], the Incubators will take note. Apple Bloom's desperate purpose in life to obtain a Cutie Mark will be exploited by Incubators and result in horror for the rest of her Apple family once the truth is revealed, just like [[GoMadFromTheRevelation what happened]] to Kyoko's family.

Their loyalties and friendships will be twisted and played by the Incubators like a Stradivarius. Even the Elements of Harmony and their Friendship lessons would [[YouCantFightFate do negligible help to escape from such Tragic fates determined and supported by the higher laws of thermodynamics]]. Unless Madokami decides to return from non-existence and redeem the Ponies from their trauma in an ending reminiscent of Goethe's ''Faust''. But then again, the Incubators' {{Jedi|Truth}} {{Rules Lawyer}}s would point out that when Madokami made that one wish that led to her non-existence/ascension, she only said that "witches" should not exist, and she envisioned of her wish as applying only to witches created from human Puella Magi. Therefore, Madokami will remain behind the scenes, and Homura can't get the Ponies out of being screwed by the Incubators.

Of course, I just wrote this senseless tragedy-for-the-sake-of-tragedy instant-grimdark-just-add-Kyubey WMG because both ''[=MLP:FiM=]'' and the ''Fanfic/PonyPOVSeries'' remind me of ''Madoka Magica'' so much (for example, in the ''Pony POV Series'', [[spoiler:Nightmare Whisper[=/=]Princess Gaia[=/=]the Nightmare form of Fluttershy is basically [[DarkMessiah Kriem]][[TotalitarianUtilitarian hild]] [[LotusEaterMachine Gret]][[{{Instrumentality}} chen]], the "witch of salvation, whose nature is mercy, and absorbs any life on the planet into her newly created heaven--her barrier"]]), but then again, what do you expect when the [[Creator/LaurenFaust creator of this series]] [[MeaningfulName is named after]] [[{{Faust}} the legend that popularized the "deal with the devil" genre and inspired]] ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''?
* Furthermore, [[spoiler:''Princess Celestia is already a Puella Magi in secret'', who once signed a [[DealWiththeDevil contract with the Incubators]] to grant her the power of the three pony races, defeat Discord (a manifestation of Chaos, also known as Entropy, and his Chaotic version of Equestria looks like something straight out of a Witch's labyrinth) and to let Equestria enter an enlightened age of civilization and harmony, with her little Ponies as the dominant sapient species ruling over nature instead of remaining as naked and grazing in grasslands while eaten by predators. After all, the Incubators [[AncientAstronauts offer science, civilization and progress]] to the very species they enslave. Celestia became [[Literature/TheBible Eve to the Incubators' Tree of Knowledge]]. However, now [[WhoWantsToLiveForever despite her immortality and Puella Magi-enabled Alicorn powers, she desperately needs her regular dosages of Friendship lessons]] in order to delay herself from facing the consequences of her wish and mutating into a complete Nightmare Witch irreversibly forever. Oh, and the Elements of Harmony were once Soul Gems (probably from early Puella Magi who sacrificed themselves) or made from those or work like Grief Seeds, possibly to explain their one-time limited ability to purge Princess Luna before her Nightmare Moon grief can become completely irreversible Witchification (Luckily, Celestia put her in stasis on the Moon and gamble on the Elements of Harmony to do that one-time ability before it happens).]]

[[WMG: Additional Kyubey-wank: Every Magical Girl ever in [[WideEyedIdealist every hopeful idealistic universe ever]] will [[spoiler:fall to Despair and become a Witch]]]]
I mean every Magical Girl ever in every hopeful idealistic universe ever. If the reasoning is that [[spoiler:"Magical Girl" is the logical name for a larva that will grow up to be a magical woman, i.e. witch,]] every female out there with a transformation sequence and/or who uses jewelry is doomed. [[Franchise/SailorMoon Usagi?]] They're still trying to figure out how to give her grief. (And her Soul Gem is in the tiara, while the Sailor Senshi's Soul Gems are obviously their Sailor Crystals.) [[Anime/PrincessTutu Ahiru?]] We will one day see a witch with duck wings and a ballet-themed lair. (Her contract was with Drosselmeyer, not Kyubey.) The girls of the Western takeoff WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}? Look at the title, my friends.
* And this is because...

[[WMG: Creator/GenUrobuchi, a.k.a. [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Kyu]][[AuthorAvatar bey]] [[GodIsEvil and Haruhiahweh's Co-God]], [[PoweredByAForsakenChild is empowered by]] [[BreakTheCutie cute girls' delicious suffering]].]]
Every time a MagicalGirl dies, cries, descends to DespairEventHorizon, goes to {{Hell}}, [[MessianicArchetype sacrifices herself]], gets [[MindRape ra]][[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil ped]] (especially by an EldritchAbomination), suffers a FateWorseThanDeath such as AndIMustScream, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking is included in]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs a hentai doujinshi fanfic]] or {{Ryona}} game, or et cetera, Urobuchi gains "energy", Haruhiahweh and her sadistic love for {{Moe}} tropes are appeased, and both decide that preserving the Omniverse and Reality is entertaining and worth it.

Please, [[FridgeHorror think of]] the [[MemeticMutation meguca]]...

[[WMG: In an alternate universe, Tesco becomes extremely rich due to selling delicious horsemeat. It will ascend as a space-wide MegaCorp ala [[WesternAnimation/WallE Buy n'Large]], and invade [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Equestria]].]]
[[MagicVersusTechnology Mere magic and friendship cannot hope to stop the superior advanced technology]] and [[HordeOfAlienLocusts insatiable hunger and greed of]] [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters Humanity]]. Also because Ponies make the strongest glue, able to bind anything to anything and withstand the harsh conditions of FTL travel. Of course, it will be like ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', with Brony hippies trying to help Equestria defend against the corporate conquistador {{Space Marine}}s. And of course, unlike ''Avatar'', the Bronies will die.
* And [[TheManBehindTheMan the Man behind the]] {{Corrupt Corporate Executive}}s (or at least the Elite PsychoForHire) will be [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] who will show off his Michelin-star culinary skills while preparing gourmet pony. He also corrupts Pinkamena Diane Pie, resulting in ''Fanfic/CupCakes''.
* Another result is that the series' PowersThatBe will decide to retaliate, using their godlike abilities to drive humanity to near extinction - or completely destroying those apes.
** Unless Mankind uses science to clone and replicate those gods in a more controllable form, ala ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

[[WMG: ''WebComic/{{Homestuck}}'' is actually a ShaggyDogStory.]] At the end, there will be an epic 30-minute long flash animation in which every single character battles Lord English. The animation ends with every character except John Egbert DeaderThanDead. Lord English has been severely wounded by the battle and John moves in for the final blow. End of animation. You click on the "next page" button, which shows John's hammer just about to land the finishing strike. Next panel is the same thing, but with a Windows 98 style error box reading "SBURB.exe has encountered a fatal error and must now shut down". The final panel is John sitting in front of his computer [[AtomicFBomb screaming]] "[[CurseCutShort FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]

[[WMG: The girls from Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica are the characters from [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/Mothy?from=Main.Mothy the Evillous Chronicles]] reincarnated.]] Sayaka is [[BrokenBird Margarita Blankenheim]], as can be seen by her blue color scheme and how she goes AxCrazy when her boyfriend cheats on her. Not to mention, [[FridgeHorror Hitomi looks an awful lot like one of the girls Margarita's husband was with]]. Kyoko is [[ExtremeOmnivore Banica Conchita]], for obvious reasons. Charlotte is [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Riliane]]. Riliane did like sweet things, not to mention that she [[OffWithTheirHead beheaded people a lot...]]. Madoka is Allen, seeing as they both are a MessianicArchetype. Homura's UndyingLoyalty to Madoka makes her possibly [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Gallerian Marlon]], and Kyubey is obviously [[BigBad Irina Clockworker]]. And I have no idea who the hell Mami is either.

[[WMG: [[{{Pokemon}} Jessie and James]] in Team Rocket are brother and sister, sharing a [[BrotherSisterIncest Lannister-style relationship]]]]
Meowth is Tyrion.

[[WMG: The sofabed on ''Series/SamAndCat'' is a [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Hellmouth]].]]
Related to this, Nonna is a (really elderly) Potential, and when she sleepwalks in the pilot, she's just instinctively trying to keep the bad stuff out.
* But what's the bad stuff? A Zeroth Evil? [[Series/DoctorWho The Silence?]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}} The Other Mother?]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic A portal to Equestria?]]

[[WMG: The song [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Uninstall]] was scripted by Master.]]
Master had a serious crush on Kaito, and forced him to kill his friends, telling Master about his (non-existent) love. When Miku is talking with Kaito, who looks serious, he's knowing he has to kill her soon. Meiko, Miku, Rin, and Len didn't notice, and [[AndIMustScream Kaito has to watch as he is forced to kill all his friends, including his love(whoever you think that is)]]. Now try to listen to that song without crying.
* The song actually originated with ''{{Manga/Bokurano}}'', not {{Music/Vocaloid}}. Of course, ''Bokurano'' is about teenagers being forced to commit suicide plus murder and/or genocide, so this doesn't exactly make it ''less'' horrifying...

[[WMG: WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic never merged with the PlotHole at the end of WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee]]
He just finally [[DrivenToSuicide killed himself]] because of his deep depression.

[[WMG: The Wiki/SCPFoundation are involved in human trafficking.]]
Where do you think all those D-Class came from? They probably use Protocol 12 a lot more often than implied, seeing as how their standard termination procedures will run them out of death row convicts quickly. Especially if the SCP in question requires children, like [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-204 SCP-204]].

This can go either way -- knowing the Foundation, there's nothing ruling out the possibility of [[PeopleFarms systematically raping D-Class to breed babies]] [[TykeBomb and use them for their]] [[ForScience "experiments"]]. Or if there's no use for them, simply selling them to the mobsters they do business with, making a handsome profit on the side.

[[WMG: ''All'' time travel follows ''{{Futurama}}'' rules, as seen in the episode "The Late Philip J. Fry".]]
That is, it's all only one-way, forward. So when they go "backwards", they actually go forwards past the Big Crunch into another future reborn universe, and vanish into thin air from their original universe, [[FridgeHorror much to the distress of their family and friends]]. (In other words, in the original timeline of ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' where Marty first departed to 1955, perhaps to this day (2013) in Hill Valley you can still find "Have You Seen Me?" posters featuring Marty.) And when they arrive into the other universe the original "time clone" who was them in that other universe dies instantly, as per EquivalentExchange.
* And what of media in which people change the future by going into the past? Perhaps it has something to do with mass conservation of energy (since all universes are remade over and over again from the same material)...but [[MindScrew just trying to wrap your head around it all]] is why this is another Poison Oak Tree.
* The multiverse concept of time travel is effectively this. Worse, perhaps: if a "you" returned home in your original universe, they would probably be a completely different person, and there would be no way to know. The real you, likewise, might return to find identical copies of their friends and family, but would never be able to prove they aren't the same people and could never see the "originals" again.

[[WMG: ClassicDisneyShorts (among other WesternAnimation franchises) show what our world would've been like if Neanderthals and other hominids had survived.]]
As pointed out in ''Film/StandByMe'', Pluto [[FurryConfusion is a dog, but so is Goofy]]. In this universe, some dogs, mice, ducks and cats evolved to a humanlike level, but others remained mostly at the level of "normal" animals. (A normal mouse appears in the Mickey Mouse cartoon ''TheWormTurns'', and normal ducks appeared in the background of a Donald Duck comic strip.) Of course, these animals (especially Pluto) still seem to show signs of sentience, though not on the level of Mickey et al. They could be considered the Classic Disneyverse equivalent of Australopithecines or maybe chimpanzees.

The FridgeHorror comes in when you realize that these animals, despite their near-sentience, are still treated at best as pets in the case of Pluto...and at worst [[CarnivoreConfusion as food]]. For instance, some Donald cartoons make jokes out of roast duck, and ''Golden Eggs'' features Donald gathering eggs guarded by a rooster ''who can speak English''. And in some parts of the world, Pluto might also have ended up on a menu. In other words, despite these animals being their direct ancestors and being on the brink of full interaction with them, they're perfectly happy to enslave or eat them. Is this how we would've treated Neanderthals had they survived?
* It's even worse in the LooneyTunes-verse. Here, various animals are undeniably at the same intelligence level as humans...and yet it's perfectly legal for humans to enslave, hunt and eat them, but not for animals to do the same to humans.

[[WMG:Fox and Fara of ''VideoGame/StarFox'' fame are half-siblings.]]
This explains why Fara supposedly resembles Fox's mother - Vixy did, at one point, cheat on James with an aspiring entrepreneur (likely while he was away for longer than it would take her to deliver). As she could not admit to the child's existence she left her to the care of her father, however built ties to the Phoenix family - explaining, for instance, why Fara was immediately recognised by Fox (he had seen her before) or why he was chosen, out of exile, to test Mr Phoenix's prototype Arwing fighters.\\
Eventually, however, Fox and Fara discovered their family status - likely by a time at which point they already had a more intimate relationship. Disgusted by the unwitting BrotherSisterIncest they agreed to part ways.
CanonWelding results in this occurence: Fox McCloud eventually arrives on Sauria, without a girlfriend, and leaves the planet with one that looks highly different from his mother.

[[WMG:''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' was meant to be a critical {{Deconstruction}} of the otaku lifestyle, like ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'' before it.]]
And if you like ''Madoka'', GenUrobuchi hates you. You may have read [[http://chirart.tumblr.com/post/37808402478/evangelion-and-why-hideaki-anno-hates-you this infamous essay]] about HideakiAnno's intent for making ''Evangelion''. Well, Urobuchi also has the same opinions about otakudom. (Certainly his recent ''SuiseiNoGargantia'' outlines what he thinks of NEETs and hikikomoris, which he stated right in his intro to the anime.)

With ''Madoka'', Gen didn't just want to retell the story of ''{{Faust}}'' [[XMeetsY with]] MagicalGirls, he wanted to smack otakus in the face. He showed how how becoming an adolescent superhero would be pretty terrifying when you have to actually fight [[EldritchAbomination Lovecraftian Horrors]] all the time forever. Timid yet good-hearted Madoka is not supposed to actually "be" you, in a sense. She's actually the ideal selfless {{Moe}} MessianicArchetype Goddess we all worship and masturbate on. '''Homura''' [[ThisLoserIsYou is YOU]]; The emotionally stunted monomaniac who's so emotionally dependent upon her pink-haired Moe-ssiah waifu that she'd rather "just run away" back in time from all the suffering around her, rather than accept her new reality, and then covers up her true geeky, incompetent self with a fake badass MarySue air, ala Self-Insert FanFic.

[[spoiler:Also, remember how these moe cuties are actually ''undead'' and had to ''[[ImAHumanitarian feed off each others' souls]]'' to survive? That concept was supposed to be deconstructionist parallel to moe archetype Rei Ayanami's reality; how Anno wanted to point out how a completely submissive girl with absolute zero self-worth ''should'' be [[UncannyValley somewhat creepy]] in real life, not cute. And how Madoka technically [[RetGone doesn't exist anymore]] at the end? That's Urobuchi trying to bring the message home that no, your 2D waifus [[RealityEnsues aren't real]]. Try to find a "3DPD".]]

Of course, like with ''Evangelion'', [[TruffautWasRight the impact completely backfired]] and the "[[MemeticMutation Megucas]]" all became moe cultural icons, yielding plenty of kid-and-otaku-friendly merchandise (as well as...less kid-friendly stuff, much like how the MagicalGirl genre in general acquired a FetishFuel stereotype), including some [[MisaimedMarketing rather questionable materials]] (Charlotte inner tubes and Soul Gem bubble bath packs, anyone?). But what really pissed off Gen was how all the suffering became what people ''liked the most'' about the series, like sadistic TorturePorn {{Ryona}} fetishists and {{Tragedy}} fans, as well as people hailing him as "the Prince of DARKNESS" and the like.

So...first he co-wrote ''SuiseiNoGargantia''. Reviews have mostly been well below those of ''Madoka'' (in about the 7-8/10 range, with 7 being about the average rating on MyAnimeList, for example). It had a rather cobbled-together, less-than-coherent storyline, which makes sense since five different people actually wrote the episodes besides him. (Gen wrote the first and last episodes and served as "script consultant" for the rest.) [[spoiler:On top of that, its main plot twist was perhaps a bit too similar to that of ''Madoka'' ("The monsters [[WasOnceAMan were PEOPLE!!!]]")]] His reputation on anime sites such as MyAnimeList was nigh-indestructible immediately after ''Madoka''; 2.5 years later, either because of ''Gargantia'' or just because of the time past, his ratings have gone down somewhat.

And as mentioned in that ''Evangelion'' essay, ''End'' (and perhaps ''Evangelion 3.0'') was basically Anno taking the anger over the TV show's somewhat positive ending and him saying, "Oh, you want more emotional torture porn tragedy ryona? I'VE GOT YOUR EMOTIONAL TORTURE PORN TRAGEDY RYONA RIGHT HERE!!!" ''Madoka'' Movie 3 will be Gen saying and doing the same thing. [[spoiler:The whole point of ''Gargantia'''s happy ending was for us to let our guards down and think, "Oh, he's changed. He took up meditation or maybe some happy pills. We don't have to fear his casts being killed off anymore."]] Gen Urobuchi also hates you. Whether improbably uplifting or soul-crushingly depressing, Movie 3 will be destined to generate in at least part of the fanbase the reaction: "How disgusting." And whaddaya know, Gen himself cryptically says that the movie [[http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Talk:The_Rebellion_Story "may divide the fans"]].

* This makes ''far'' too much sense to be an epileptic tree.

[[WMG: Every character from everything ever made ever has autism.]]
Because since it's on every other WMG ever, why not put it on here? Yes, all characters because it is completely legit and the person writing this guess obviously has the credentials to say whether or not a character has autism. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]], [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob]], [[Manga/DeathNote Light, L]], [[{{Evangelion}} Rei]], [[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]], and some other character from something else.
* Autism is technically a "spectrum" so, yes, they do. [[TomatoInTheMirror As do you.]]

[[WMG: [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero doomed]] the universe.]]
Those "cubes" in the new world aren't ''nearly'' enough to stop universal entropy, as Kyubey itself hinted. That last scene in the anime, with Homura alone in a desert? That was some 5 billion years from now, with the dying sun about to swallow up the Earth.
* [[FromBadToWorse It gets better]]. Madoka ''[[GodIsEvil knew]]'' this would happen. After getting a glimpse behind the veil, she got [[BreakTheCutie smashed to dust]] and then [[GoMadFromTheRevelation went mad from the revelation]]. She then came to the conclusion that [[MercyKill it wasn't worth preserving a universe]] that required ''[[PoweredByAForsakenChild this]]'' to keep on ticking.
** Which would make her more of an all-merciful Messiah to liberate us from this hellish existence.

[[WMG: Whether using [[PoweredByAForsakenChild forsaken children]] or curse extract, universal entropy is just too strong for [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica the Incubators]] to stop.]]
All that horror, however [[WellIntentionedExtremist well-intentioned]], was for naught in the end. This would dovetail well with one of many possible [[AnAesop Aesops]] for this show: sometimes bad things happen beyond our control, and trying to solve them just makes things worse. This applies to Homura ''and'' Kyubey. NotSoDifferent, eh Homu?

[[WMG: '''All''' Poison Oak Epileptic Trees will eventually lead to Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica. And Madoka's [[AndIMustScream eternal torture and rape]] [[MessianicArchetype for our sins and Heresy]].]]
Aside from from WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic, It's the most referenced work on this page by a considerable margin, and always with tragedy and rape and metaphorically crucifying Madoka who shall be sacrificed and cry forever and ever for our '''{{HERESY}}'''. Soon, in Real Life there shall be a Catholic-esque Religion where denying Madoka's suffering in thought or word is '''HERESY''' ([[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40000}} *Blam*]]). Those other series you had Epileptic Trees for? They can wait. Who says the Urobutcher wants you to stop? [[note]]As of this edit, there are at least 38 {{WMG}}s (not including this one) that, in some way, relate to Madoka on this page alone, and there are 290 different [=WMGs=] (also not including this one) on this page alone. That accounts for just over seven percent of the entries on this page. A small number, yes, but the numbers are sure to grow with the release of the third movie and a possible second season.[[/note]]
* And the fact that ''[[Anime/PsychoPass Psycho-Pass]]'' and ''SuiseiNoGargantia'' are also getting continuations will only increase the exponents due to awkward creator crossovers. "One link to join it all again", indeed.

[[WMG: Once the above comes true, this entire page will serve as a sort of tip sheet for Time Lords from the future.]]
All the Poison Oak Epileptic Trees will happen, and the world will break for a hundred thousand years as Madoka is tortured forever and ever. AfterTheEnd, when the Time Lords (and the Daleks who would have perceived Madoka's eternal torture as [[EvenEvilHasStandards fucking evil even by their own genocidal standards that would have made the Daleks themselves infinitely merciful in comparison]]), decide to rebel, the laundry list of Trees will be the guide to all things that must be prevented. Once the roots of the Trees are determined, the time-traveler's mission is this: ensure that they are annihilated. No RuleThirtyFour twisteries of any kind, no constant references to ''Madoka Magica,'' ''FIM,'' etc., nothing to require an infinitely long BrainBleach bath to purge from one's mind...it sounds too good to be true, doesn't it?
* And, sadly, it probably is.
* No, because those Time Lords and Daleks will be Exterminatused for '''HERESY'''.

[[WMG: The Westboro Baptist Church was right all along and we are all doomed to be burned in Hell.]]
* This is probably redundant with the "GodIsEvil is TruthInTelevision" epileptic tree above.

[[WMG: The truth behind the {{Tumblr}} Mishapocalypse]]
Some Tumblr users say it happened, some say it didn't. The truth is that both are correct. April 1, 2013 was the true day of the Apocalypse, rather than December 21, 2012. Through Tumblr users changing their pictures to and sharing pictures of Creator/MishaCollins, the entire universe was reset at the end of the world. Every human's memories of the day were wiped...except for those who participated in the Mishapocalypse, who gained RippleEffectProofMemory.

[[WMG: [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV Tropes ''will'' ruin your life.]]]]
It's not just a cliche. It's inevitable the minute you arrive. Resign yourself to the fact.

[[WMG: The Hokey Pokey ''is'' what it's all about.]]
The song tried to warn you. It's right there in the lyrics...

[[WMG: We're already all omnipotent beings, but not in our universe.]]
Every time we think of something, an universe is created where it happens. Every time someone makes a movie, a book, or other kind of fiction - a universe is born where it happens. It's all real. It's all real because of us. We're only alive because we haven't realized this yet. Not on full scale. We're protected from all the other omnipotent beings until... we break through to another universe. Until then...

[[WMG: [[Series/HowIMetYourMother Barney Stinson]] is a hitman.]]
Throughout the whole series, neither we nor [[{{Narrator}} Ted]] have any idea what Barney does for a living. All we know is that he makes a lot more money than one would expect, and that the company he works for is highly corrupt, allied with North Korea, and everybody else who works there has ''no morals whatsoever''. Barney himself has also hinted that he has committed serious crimes in the past, including [[CrossesTheLineTwice selling a woman into sexual slavery]], so you never know...

[[WMG: [[NonNonBiyori Renge]] will grow up to become a serial killer.]]
This is an expansion of a standard WMG for this series, in that her supposed big sister Kazuho is actually her [[FamilyRelationshipSwitcheroo mother]]. Notorious serial killer Ted Bundy was raised [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy#Childhood the exact same way]]; his mother gave birth young and illegitimately, and his grandparents claimed they were his parents. Renge also seems to exhibit some behaviors which usually seem cute but [[NightmareFuelStationAttendant veer off into slight creepiness]] (e.g. her song about [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei a doctor in despair]], and the other one about grooming the rabbits...and adding some dynamite).

[[WMG: [[Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG French Fries]] has prior experience working in [[Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie the state home for the ugly]]]]
Prior to the Dino Attack, French Fries had a job running one of many districts of the state home for the ugly, which specializes in the genocide of ugly people. It was in this line of work he developed a particular distrust of ugly people due to an encounter with some Garbage Pail Kids. ''This'' is why he reacted to Pterisa with such hatred, because of massive paranoia that sprung from his own experiences with Garbage Pail Kids. It makes perfects sense!
* This makes... too much sense. It also explains why French Fries is so messed up in the head; ''anyone'' would be that screwed up if they ever met the Garbage Pail Kids!
** Admittedly, this ''does'' bring up some rather unpleasant FridgeHorror, since it implies that the Garbage Pail Kids actually ''exist'' in the DARPG universe.

[[WMG: The Hotel in ''Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG'' is [[Series/TwinPeaks The Black Lodge]]]]
We have seen dead people appear in the Black Lodge, with Laura Palmer implied to exist there on ''some'' level. It also explains the very bizarre and otherworldly nature of the place. However, as it happens for whatever reason the Little Man From Another Place is away and left a relative in the form of a strange perverted man with no pants to look after it in his absence. This means that the reality within was somewhat warped to the likings of this man, simply known as the Owner of the Hotel, creating a strange alternate dimension.

On top of that, nearly everyone who was KilledOffForReal or suffered from ChuckCunninghamSyndrome ended up in the Black Lodge.
* The ''real'' reason we never saw Spy after his supposed death is because he is currently trapped in The Black Lodge. He somehow entered it by mistake or was pulled in while trying to sneak away from [[spoiler: Ata's]] massacre of [[spoiler: Heavy, Scout, and Soldier]], and he is working with Special Agent Dale Cooper to try and find a way out; just so long as his body isn't possessed by BOB...
* After his creative spark was launched at the Darkitect, Rex became trapped in TwinPeaks The Black Lodge. He is currently trapped in the lodge with Spy and Agent Cooper. Unfortunately, he knows that his chances of getting out of the lodge are very slim, as his creative spark is now in the hands of the Man from Another Place.
* Kotua and Databoard went to The Black Lodge. What? It explains why they simply vanished off the planet without a single trace or even the faintest clue as to what happened. Somehow Kotua and Databoard entered the Black Lodge, and the reason nothing has been heard from them since is because they're still trapped there.
* [[RockRaiders Axle]] is trapped in The Black Lodge. We have no idea what happened to him at all. At one point he was a prominent figure in the game and then he vanished.
* [[Tropers/JohnAlexanderHitchcock The old Atton Rand]] [[OverlyLongGag is trapped in The Black Lodge]]. Clearly, the only reason Tropers/JohnAlexanderHitchcock has been adding so much WMG to this page all centered around [[Series/TwinPeaks an obscure reference that nobody gets]] is because he is actually sending out a plea for help. By drawing enough attention to the Black Lodge, he hopes that someone will investigate and, eventually, discover that the Black Lodge is real. And the old Atton Rand - the silly one, the one who had Zenna as his primary character, the one who was willing to forgo realism in favor of having fun - is actually trapped in the Black Lodge and has been trying to escape. This explains why Atton Rand had such a sudden shift in personality towards the end of the original ''Dino Attack RPG'', since that is thei point where he entered the Black Lodge. Everything since then (including but not limited to Rotor, Trigger, the ''Franchise/StarWars'' hate, the [[CthulhuMythos Lovecraft]] obsession, and more) has been Atton Rand's attempts at getting our attention so that someone can rescue him, and since we clearly haven't gotten the message, he has had no other choice but to spam this WMG page with constant annoying references to the Black Lodge until we're more sick of it than we were of the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' CaptainErsatz squad, forcing us to investigate and, eventually, rescue him from the Black Lodge.

[[WMG: [[Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG Sarah Bishop]] was the product of incest]]
It's a very disturbing subject and casts this character in a more negative light, but it does explain how her father served in World War I and yet she's only in her early forties (putting her earliest likely birthdate at 1970, if her father was in his 20's at the time of the war, this would make him roughly his late sixties or early seventies). One somewhat plausible explanation could involve Roy marrying and having another daughter at a more reasonable age, possibly somewhere in the 1920's or 30's. At some later point around 1970, he began to lose his mind and ended up sexually assaulting his own daughter, who became pregnant and gave birth to Sarah and Wallace Bishop (or alternately, Wallace Bishop was her son ''before'' this incident). However, wanting to preserve some dignity she never actually told her children this. It might also explain some of Sarah Bishop's mental issues.

[[WMG: [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka Kaname]] never existed.]]
No, not in [[RetGone that way]]. Madoka never existed at all outside of Homura's head. She was just the imaginary friend, the ideal {{Moe}} MessianicArchetype, of a MagicalGirl fan who, despite being beautiful and intelligent, was a ShrinkingViolet who suffered from severe Clinical Depression, [[BreakTheCutie bullied, teased and ostracised by her classmates as a pathetic nerd, while resented, abused and humbled by her own parents for being such a pathetic failure]] who did not conform to their ideals of "perfection". Because of her depression, she found escape in the {{Moe}} and MagicalGirl genres, where she found most of her ideals of the Moe MessianicArchetype that she so desperately needed in order to have a reason to live. This Moe Archetype would be constructed into her mind as the entity, Madoka. In her tears, she broke down into herself, imagining a world where she can control time itself like {{God}} can, while worshipping her imaginary friend, Madoka, as her one and only Moe-ssiah in such a CrapsackWorld.

Finally, ([[http://www.donmai.us/posts/1001653?pool_id=4220 inspired by this doujin]]), Homura made a doll of Madoka (The doll who would soon be Charlotte). She always brought her doll of Madoka with her, as it was her only console in life to be able to smile. However, her oppressors took notice, and snatched the Madoka doll away from her. She begged to do anything just to have her precious Madoka back, but, bullies being bullies, tore it apart. Like Lucy from Manga/ElfenLied, this ultimately provoked her from being a ShrinkingViolet into a violent attempt to get back against them, but they eventually subdued her, and the AlphaBitch in charge ordered them to "[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil teach her a lesson]]". Utterly and completely humilated in front of everybody else, the crying Homura attempted suicide numerous times, but there was always a soothing voice that was stopping her from doing so. The voice, Homura thought, was that of Madoka.

This finally completed her descent into delusion and schizophrenia, obsessed with what she saw as her one and only Messiah, Madoka. Her three friends, Mami, Kyoko and Sayaka, at first tried to reach out and provide support, but when her interactions with them grew more and more erratic, delusional and violent, they eventually started moving away from her, and she in turn grew colder towards them. After she became murderously violent towards school staff and everybody else, claiming she wanted to keep "Madoka" safe, she was eventually placed in a [[BedlamHouse state asylum]]. Junko and Tomohisa are her two main attending physicians (as a single working mother, Junko occasionally has to bring along her toddler son), and Kyubey is her psychiatrist.

Her teachers back in her former school lament her loss, especially since, despite her erratic behavior, she had a high intelligence and seemed to be showing much aptitude as an artist, creating elaborate [[AndyWarhol Warholesque]] collage pastiches. While most institutions encourage their charges to express themselves through arts and crafts, all access to art supplies have unfortunately been denied to Homura, as several of her pictures feature her violently torturing and murdering "Kyubey".

And for the records, "Madoka"'s image was inspired by the classic magical girl ''MagicalPrincessMinkyMomo'', possibly including [[spoiler:Momo's tragic death]].

[[WMG: Music/{{Buckethead}} is actually the 8st [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]].]]
Do you not see the clear proof [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP6zwRszkqg here!?]] It's obvious he traveled back in time to 2004 to go to 2008 to play guitar without picking the strings and stuff. Also, his song Jordan was used in VideoGame/GuitarHero in 2006 but the song actually released in Praxis as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u9JSq5fJ-A Vertebrae]] in 2004! Which means he went back in time two years to remake the song to release for VideoGame/GuitarHero. Plus, how can one man pick and finger that fast? 15.42 notes per second? It's obvious he's slowing down time to make it seem like he's picking that fast. And his side project, Death Cube K, is obviously just noises he took from the ambience of space! So that proves it because of reasons.

[[WMG: Despite {{Hasbro}} owning WizardsOfTheCoast, we will NEVER get the MyLittlePonyFriendshipisMagic/ MagicTheGathering or DungeonsAndDragons crossover we’ve [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds all secretly been hoping for.]] So stop copy pasting Celestia's image into the angel cards of your white deck and put all hopes of that Alicorn prestige class to death.]]

* “I felt a greet disturbance in the internet…It was as if millions of insufferable nerds cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. ..“

[[WMG: [[VisualNovel/{{Danganronpa}} Junko Enoshima]] is/was the mastermind behind all of these events.]]

[[WMG: WaltDisney really was frozen after his "death". And his preserved head is still the CEO of the company.]]

Freezer burn may be responsible for some of his more questionable decisions in the past half-century, like all those horrible DirectToVideo sequels, the DisneyChannel's ongoing NetworkDecay, opening [[DisneyThemeParks California Adventure]] as a separate park, and the [[FourKidsEntertainment 4Kids-style]] translation and localization of [[http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2014-05-09/disney-xd-to-run-doraemon-anime-in-u.s-this-summer their dub]] of ''{{Doraemon}}''. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick And he still]] [[RobotChicken lives on a diet of Cuban boys]].

[[WMG: [[AhMyGoddess Belldandy]] and her divine family and friends are actually members of [[SayaNoUta Saya]]'s race.]]

Keiichi has just been brainwashed all this time. And it is in fact canon that the deities are actually {{EldritchAbomination}}s who take AFormYouAreComfortableWith when dealing with mortals.

[[WMG: [[FroZen Anna and Elsa]] are the reincarnations of [[BlackLagoon Hansel and Gretel]].]]

[[spoiler:"Hansel" [[SamusIsAGirl could've actually been a girl]], after all.]]

This could be either a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming (in that the twins get a [[TearJerker/Frozen somewhat]] more pleasant chance at life), or a Poison Tree (in that the two latest DisneyPrincesses were once...''[[EnfantTerrible those]]'' ''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds two]]'').

[[WMG: [[Series/HowIMetYourMother The Mother]] dies]]

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