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!!Ozbourne is a Time Lord/Lady.

And her Pikachu plush doll is her TARDIS. ~ @/{{Arcadiarika}}

!! Ozbourne is NOT immortal.

She just doesn't age.

!! Ozbourne is only bored all the time because she's seen much more exciting things than any mortal could ever see.

Like the Big Bang, for instance. After that, everything else is just hash.

!! Ozbourne is [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Haruhi]].

Obligatory.

!! Ozbourne is a [[Series/DoctorWho Weeping Angel]].

Ozbourne is @/StatueGirl. Statues can't type unless they're alive. Weeping Angels are living statues. [[InsaneTrollLogic Therefore, Ozbourne = Weeping Angel.]]

!! Ozbourne is this world's equivalent of [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Rose]].

Both have interests in the supernatural, knitting, and have generally friendly behavior.
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