[[WMG: RJ is a TimeLord]]
Evidence: he once claimed to have lit the fuse to the Big Bang.
* His swiss army knife (with lug wrench, dental mirror, retractor, catheter, and argon laser) is really a sonic screwdriver.
** His TARDIS is... I don't know, that golf bag from the film?
** Strangely enough, this might be true. Take a look at [[http://www.gocomics.com/overthehedge/2012/01/29/ this strip]] and say this isn't now IKnewIt.