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[[WMG: The Dung Faerie is actually male.]]
* That is why "she" is so elusive and rarely seen --- "she" doesn't want to be found out. The dung faerie would be in trouble among faeriekind if everyone found out "her" true gender.

[[WMG: Adam is plotting to take over the world.]]
* Think about it- the sudden popularity in only a few years, paying users gradually getting more and more advantages, the [=McDonald's=] plushies... really, how much longer until he reveals his EvilPlan?
** Nah, he isn't even at Neopets anymore. It's all that cult's fault.
*** Adam? Obviously the Meepits are behind it all.

[[WMG: Darigan is an avatar of [[Main/DungeonsAndDragons Vecna]].]]
* Anyone who plays Neopets and has the Third Edition ''Dieties and Demigods'', look up Vecna in the book. Now, look closely at his background. ''"He is missing his left hand and left eye, which he lost in a fight with '''his traitorous lieutenant Kas'''''.
** Not to mention the fact that Darigan came back from the dead. Vecna is a lich, and liches come back as long as their phylactery is intact, not to mention he came back in Ravenloft after being defeated in the ''Vecna Lives'' module.
*** Furthermore, look at [[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/2/28/20081122021009%21DieVecnaDieCover.jpg the picture of Vecna on the cover of the follow-up module]], ''Die, Vecna, Die''. I'll be damned if that doesn't look a lot like Darigan without the horns or wings. (And wearing a different outfit, but really, not even a lich would wear the same purple frocked robe all the time) Gods can change shape, so that explains Darigan's horns, wings, tail, green skin, and use of both eyes and hands (or perhaps he got back the Eye and Hand?).
** But Darigan, now that he's out of the influence of the Three, has tipped over to neutral good...
*** Bah, that's what [[TheChessmaster Vecna]] ''wants'' you to think.
*** Speaking of which, this would make the Three members of the Ancient Brethren, with at least one of them being Mok'slyk.

[[WMG: Gilly is [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Haruhi]].]]
Just notice how she has not only one, but ''two'' important situations involving the Haunted Woods. Maybe Haruhi destroyed the Universe ''again'' and recreated as the whole Universe of Neopia. She has already found the Esper and the Slider, now, she needs to find the Time Traveler and the Alien, that is, if she didn't already met them. Also, she never will get bored because she's constantly running to save her life, or beating the crap out of the guys, unknowing that she is God.
* I bet Sophie is Tsuruya. It would make Churuya be Shophee. [[MemeticMutation Neovia~n]]

[[WMG: Neopia is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]]'s hallucinations.]]
And it only got worse. And the way he's just messed up, he might be a furry fan, too. Also, Bruces are as faaaat as Pen Pen.

[[WMG: Everything since the discovery of the Lost Desert was a mass hallucination caused by Dr. Sloth.]]
The Grundos are still under his control, and they're just there to feed the humans and administer the daily doses of mind control susceptibility serum as he prepares the world for his rule after releasing the humans. The bug-type neopets that have been showing up all over the place were robots made to keep the humans in line after they're released from the LotusEaterMachine ray.

[[WMG: Fyora is slowly morphing into Michael Jackson.]]
* Dude, just LOOK at her. Ick. (hides)
** Perhaps she's revealing that she's a Darkness Faerie, or she's just getting old really quick, while Viacom sucks her power to make money.
*** Judging by the most recent [[ArtEvolution artwork]] of her, she's regained a lot of power and now looks more like TheHighQueen she should be.

[[WMG: Lord Kass is going to return/]]
* If Lord Darigan can return after his death, then Kass probably could. Of course, since Darigan was a FallenHero turned AntiVillain to a hero again, and Kass was [[ChaoticEvil a raving tyrant]], I doubt Kass will be trying to [[FromBadToWorse SAVE Meridell]]...

[[WMG: Let's see how many [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory Christian allegories]] we can find in Neopets! (Feel free to contribute.)]]
We'll start with Fyora being {{God}} and Dr. Sloth being {{Satan}} and go from there.
* I don't know. It seems more like The Three are Satan, or an unholy trinity, being that they tempted Darigan and Kass. And since Lord Darigan returned from the dead as a hero once more, that makes him the Neopian version of Jesus. As for God, it's... Something to do with Asparagus.
** Adding to this, it seems the new plot's [[HopelessBossFight boss]], [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Oblivion]] might be Neopia's Satan, since he seems to be the UltimateEvil.
** The first winner of the Pet Spotlight was an Aisha named [[AdamAndEvePlot Eve]]. (That was back in those days when names that actually exist in the real world were still available, of course.) Possibly wholly accidental. She actually still exists.
* Moltara is used to replace Hell occasionally (EX: "I would follow her to Moltara and back on foot if she asked me.")

[[WMG: Faeries actually aren't the most powerful beings in Neopia...]]
* Neopets are. The difference is that Faeries have mastered their elemental powers since they were born, or popped into existence or something. However, Faerie's can't become more powerful than they already are. Neopets, on the other hand, have to find the element that they're aligned with and train; However, once they find their natural element and hone their skills, they can be vastly more powerful than any Faerie. If, say, a Xweetok aligned with Air decided to hone her air skills to the maximum, she'd overpower any Air Faerie.
** [[spoiler: And now there may not BE any more Faeries...]]
*** [[spoiler: And the Neopet responsible for that believes this theory. [[FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny how the example used above is a Xweetok…]]]]

[[WMG: The Faeries really aren't going to come back.]]
* Not for a while, at least. The plot seems to still be going, and there aren't any hints that the Faeries have been unstoned. Of course, TNT might have it so the Faeries were unstoned when [[spoiler: Hanso broke the artefact]], but that would be kinda cheap.
** {{Jossed}}. However, Faerieland is a LOT cooler looking now that it's being rebuilt.

[[WMG: The next plot will be the third and final chapter of the Meridell wars.]]
* As a matter of fact, the reason Faerieland [[ColonyDrop crashed]] was to make room for the final outcome of the final war for Meridell… The [[{{Mordor}} Darigan]] [[OminousFloatingCastle Citadel]] returning to its [[FloatingContinent former]] [[{{Arcadia}} glory]]. Here are the guesses to the plot;
** Kass returns from the dead, and disguises himself as a Meridellian noble. He ends up leading a coup against Skarl, and taking over. He then sets his sights on Brightvale and the Citadel for his revenge.
** Lord Darigan becomes the BigGood since Skarl and Hagan are both incapacitated.
** Lord Darigan and/or Jeran does a HeroicSacrifice to defeat Kass once and for all, ending with either of them KilledOffForReal. ManlyTears [[TearJerker will be shed]].
** Lord Darigan and/or Jeran's deed ends with the Citadel being restored to its former glory, becoming a beautiful floating continent, and Darigan Neopets in-universe are now changed to look more heroic and mythic than Royal Neopets. A new paintbrush will be released, called the "Citadel Paint Brush," which will paint them this color. The old Darigan Paint Brush is still useable and has the same results.
** Lisha is [[SheIsAllGrownUp all grown up]] and a powerful sorceress.

[[WMG: The next plot will be set in Tyrannia.]]
* Tyrannia hasn't had a plot since the Monoceraptor fell, and it's only had a cursory redraw - YEARS ago. Either Tyrannia will end up being axed, or it will get a plot to accompany a redraw.
** Well, there is that war for the Obelisk going on in Tyrannia, so confirmed?

[[WMG: The next few plots will lead to the discovery of some new worlds.]]
* Let's face it - Neopia is in desperate need of a new world. There are a few that I think are the most likely candidates:
** A WildWest world - This world will basically be not only a Wild West town, it's also a massive [[GoldFever gold mining]] operation, complete with Minecart Madness, FortyNiners, and such. The theoretical name for it is Goldrun, after an April Fool's Joke that the {{NTWF}} pulled in 2010. It would probably be in the desert south of Altador.
*** They could add things like oil wells, too, and by extension elements of [[DieselPunk dieselpunk.]]
** A [[HornyVikings Viking]] world - Neopia's needed a Viking world, and what better place to put it than at the South Pole? We'll call it Eisholm for now.
** New Geraptiku. Marquara got rebuilt, so why not?

[[WMG: Brynn is a TimeLord.]]
* Considering that she got promoted to Captain of Queen Fyora's Guards at the end of the recent plot, she's probably a lot more powerful than people think. Not to mention, she was the ONLY main character in the entire plot that wasn't TakenForGranite [[note]] Yes, even the main hero of the plot, Hanso, got stoned at one point, and so did the rest of his team.[[/note]]. Some kind of magical force, perhaps?
** So Brynn just became MORE Badass?

[[WMG: Most, if not all plots (And probably the video game's story) will all be linked together for one truly epic event that spans way off the site.]]
* There have been plenty of references to other stories and tales, particularly in The Faerie's Ruin, and some conclusions to the problems have not been made, so it may just be leading up to something...

[[WMG: The Bringer of Night is really the Nightbringer.]]
* And the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Necrons]] will invade Neopia.

[[WMG: The [[http://images.neopets.com/pets/sharkaw_blue_baby.gif Sharkaw]] and [[http://images.neopets.com/pets/varwolf_red_baby.gif Varwolf]] were both designs for a Neopet species that ultimately went unused.]]
* They have similar tails, teeth, and spotted patterns on their chests. [[WhatCouldHaveBeen Sadly]], the finalized pet was never made, and likely never will be due to the team's increased focus on PetpetPark and MonkeyQuest, and the rigors of designing a new species for Customization.
** Maybe they could be new restricted pets like the Draik, Krawk, Lutari, and Grundo. In order to get them, you most likely have to pay real money to get the two, but they have great Battledome stats.

[[WMG: The original Island Mystic died.]]
He was human, and seemed pretty old. The new one is a Kyrii.

[[WMG: The Turmac in Turmac Roll is the young Turmaculus.]]
The game chronicles one of the activities the Great Turmaculus did when it was young in order to grow big and strong... And it became the biggest and the strongest.

[[WMG: There exist truly non-sapient Neopets.]]
The Lost Desert plot had a Uni who was pretty much a steed, and Scordax. Neoquest has wild Aishas. Also, there exists a food item called Blumaroo steak, and another called Elephante trunk. The current Neopets users can adopt/create happen to be the domesticated ones.

[[WMG: At least one of the Ensemble Darkhorse Altador Cup players is trying to sabotage it from within.]]
There are already {{Fanon}} plotlines concerning this, and it would certainly create drama. Likely, it would be a player with a large fanbase who would never be suspected of doing such a thing. Plus, this could explain why the 'winner's curse' occurs.
* …or why Darigan Citadel, despite their huge fanbase, has not been able to win more than one Cup. Out of all the past Most Valuable Players, theirs (Layton Vickles) is the most consistent and has never left the Top Scorers' List. Coincidentally, the other forward on the team, [[EnsembleDarkhorse Tandrak Shaye]] is arguably the most popular player on the team, or perhaps in the entire Cup. He has many fangirls and only one conspiracy theorist (who talks about this mainly on fansite JellyneoForums), who certainly isn't hesitant to voice her opinion. Then again, it could be just another {{Cloudcuckoolander}} trying to be a nonconformist.
** Maybe less of an EnsembleDarkhorse player and more of an EnsembleDarkhorse team. Perhaps the Shenkuu team is more than it meets the eye...

[[WMG: Jacko the Phantom Painter is a more benevolent relative of JustForFun/CandleJack.]]
In the 510th Editorial, TNT said of him:
->"We don't really speak about him. Just accept any paint brushes you find and be thankful. People that talk about Jacko tend to disa "
* So he hands out paintbrushes, until you mention him by name, at which point he kidnaps you - perhaps because he doesn't take kindly to people begging him for expensive paintbrushes?

[[WMG: Mr. Krawley and Xandra are the same person.]]
They both have shapeshifting powers, and Xandra has shapeshifted into someone of the opposite gender. Mr. Krawley's motivations are never explained, but all the problems he caused did seriously mess up the local power structures (asylum inmates overthrow caretakers, formerly shy boy, his little sister and a little girl from out of town successfully defy the mayor).

[[WMG: Delina is just as evil as the other Dark Faeries.]]
She's just going about it differently. Much like how [[Literature/GoodOmens Crowley]] realized the old way of corrupting people was outdated and troublesome, Delina found a faster way to bring Neopia under control. She cast a spell that would allow Neopets to wear clothing, which affected all but a handful of Neopets, since it would create an entirely new market that she could control. She then introduced the NC Mall, which gave her considerable influence over Neopia as many recent events became tied with the NC Mall.
* Neopets has stated a few times over the course of time that not all Dark Faeries are evil. So, she might just be a good Dark Faerie.

[[WMG: Xandra's going to come back.]]
* However, she'll come back as TheAtoner. Fyora has said she hopes to bring her star pupil back to the side of good, and given Xandra's formidable magic powers, she would probably be one of the few Neopians alive to be able to deal with the Darkest Faerie. Naturally, while she still wouldn't like the faeries, she'd be kind of like a female Jazan: Someone who's been evil, but has a hard time trusting the LoveableRogue of the week. All they'd need to do is say that she was [[HijackedByGanon subconsciously influenced by the Darkest Faerie]] in a {{plan}} for her freedom, and it'd work.

[[WMG: The Masks of Dread are basically the [[PrincessAndTheFrog Friends on the Other Side]].]]
* The upcoming booth at the Haunted Faire this year is apparently going to involve, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dreadful masks]], and the mysterious Cybunny is going to be the villain and a literal KillerRabbit who uses HollywoodVoodoo. Bonus points if they use it as an excuse to finally put [[BubblegloopSwamp Bogshot]] on the site proper.

[[WMG: Saskia is Neopia's version of the [[MajorasMask Happy Mask Salesman.]]]]
* And the "ultimate mask" she's trying to create? [[OhCrap Majora's Mask]].

[[WMG: There's a lot more to Xandra's evil than meets the eye.]]
* All right, so Xandra is an abosultely nuts example of a WellIntentionedExtremist. And yet her only reasons for crashing Faerieland was because the Faeries don't do enough to help around Neopia, which is partially correct; most Faeries that aren't the Soup Faerie, Fyora, Aethia (the Battle Faerie), or Mira (the Space Faerie) sit on their butts and do nothing but order Neopets around, and a larger amount of Faeries (The Drenched, Eithne, Jennumara, The Dark Faerie Sisters and The Darkest Faerie) have effected Neopian history far more than any other Faerie by doing evil, EVIL things. Why would she hate the Faeries? Her FreudianExcuse is probably that one or more Faeries did something absolutely, [[MoralEventHorizon irredeemably horrible]] to her, and none of the good Faeries [[TheGodsMustBeLazy did anything about it]] - making her both a victim of [[TheFairFolk evil AND "good" Faeries]] that was pushed [[BreakTheCutie way]], [[DrivenToVillainy way]] [[DespairEventHorizon WAY]] [[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds too far]]. Note that Fyora DOES intend to "rehabilitate" her, which implies that she'll need SOME sort of therapy.
** Perhaps that was the terrible thing Illusen saw Jhudora do? After all, she did see Jhudora doing something she judged as unforgivable.

[[WMG: Fyora is a dark faerie.]]
* Just look at her! She's very purple, like a dark faerie. Plus, she seems to be one of the only people to not find dark faeries evil.

[[WMG: Dark faeries are not evil.]]
* SOME are. However, there are also evil water, earth, fire, light, etcetera faeries. No faerie is evil or good solely because of their element.
** Pretty much confirmed by canon via past editorials and random tidbits. While some Dark Faeries are evil, most of them are simply tricksters.

[[WMG:The multicolored toffee represents Heaven, Hell and Earth.]]
* That's why it's a Spooky Food. Death is spooky, right?

[[WMG: The stats of Neopets can be accurately compared to the PowerLevels in DragonBall.]]
* All pets start out untrained. All stats are in the one-digit range. The average untrained human's power level is 5, so that matches out. Pets then increase their stats with training sessions that last several hours to well past a full day, so they do work for things. And it shows; the strongest pets can knock out even a moderately trained warrior with one or two punches. [[note]]They use their fists/paws/claws/hooves/wings/horns/fins/trunks/tails/teeth/beaks when no weapons are equipped. They deal two physical icons. The highest strength boost deals 16 HP per icon - 32 damage is enough to knock out the Clown Chia or Ghost Lupe in one hit.[[/note]] It can safely be assumed that a pet's DBZ power level is the average of their usable stats; HP, defense, and strength.

[[WMG: Mixed-species families aren't HappilyAdopted - those children might be biological.]]
* With so many sentient species in Neopia, they wouldn't last very long if a species could only procreate with itself. It just wouldn't make evolutionary sense. It stands to reason that other species might be in the genome of any pet; that means, yes, a Skeith and a Zafara could equal a Gelert and an Ixi, and two Krawks might wind up giving birth to a Chia.
** Kind of handwaved by Snarkie in a [[http://snarkie.tumblr.com/post/49131723857/maybe-depends-on-the-actual-question-are-you Tumblr]] post.

[[WMG: A number of Altador Cup players have been going to the Lab Ray.]]
How else is Valtonous Rea (previously male) now a girl and Ilsa Ellits (female, in spite of her bulk) now a guy? They're just lucky they haven't changed species at any of those times.
* There's an item called [[http://items.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=item&showitem=14806 Strange Potion]] that is rumored to change genders. [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=496 It was explained by TNT when they handwaved Antola Maeir's sudden gender change in his first Cup]].

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