[[WMG: Lil' Rummy's mom died before the series started]]
Which is why we never see her, and she's never mentioned.

[[WMG: Lil' Cheney's mom is Padme Amidala]]
If his dad is Darth Vader, it would make sense.

[[WMG: Lil' Cheney is Luke Skywalker, had he been raised by Darth Vader]]
Just sayin', they're both blonde. Plus the show takes place in an AlternateReality.

[[WMG: Rummy's dad is a sadist]]