[[WMG: Akamatsu's [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/KenAkamatsu experience of being attacked by nipples]] was a alcohol-induced hallucination.]]
He ''is'' a sake lover.

[[WMG: Ken Akamatsu was actually [[{{Negima}} Negi Springfield]] when he was a lot younger.]]
Negi can pull off clever {{plan}}s no problem, so Akamatsu pulling off his epic gambit is proof, right?

[[WMG: KenAkamatsu is OneOfUs.]]

How else do you explain the obnoxious amount of tropes and site-crashing character list?