[[WMG: Snooki is [[HalfHumanHybrid only half-goblin.]]]]

[[WMG: The Situation is doing a BatmanGambit against Ronni and Sammi.]]

* In one episode, he tells Sammi that Ron is talking to Jwoww, which leads to Sammi making Ronni cry like a girl after Sammi hits him. The Situation may have planned this.

[[WMG: [[Fanfic/MyImmortal Tara Gilesbie]] grew up and got involved with this show.]]
Either she became one of the characters or ended up working on the show. Logically she would really be Angelina since Angelina at least realized how fake (read: preppy) the other characters are, and proceeded to verbally assault them.

[[WMG: Snooki is part [[Comicbook/TeenTitans Tamaranian]]]]
* Orange skin? Check. Large hairdo? Check. Occasional MsFanservice tendencies? Check. A person who's big on positive emotions to function properly? Check. The reason she can't fly or shoot starbolts is that her father or mother is human.
** ...or she might be full-blooded Tamaranian and she's hiding something from us. I mean, she IS adopted, after all...

[[WMG: Snooki is part Tangerine.]]
* Well, it's just as likely as the one above it, that's for damn sure!

[[WMG: Snooki is a genetic splicing experiment between Amy Winehouse and a pumpkin or ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}.]]
* She has the same hairdo and is chunky and orange.

[[WMG: Deena and Snooki are the same person.]]
Sometime between Seasons 2 and 3, the person who originally was Snooki split, like a parasite, into two separate but identical beings. One took the name of its predecessor, while the other called itself Deena.
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