[[WMG: Series/Warehouse13 is a massive ArtifactOfDoom (and HolyHandGrenade) collection thus it must have the following in inventory:]]

* A securely locked gun cabinet in the style of the American Old West, containing:
** [[Film/HighPlainsDrifter A 7 1/2" barrel Colt Single Action Army Cavalry revolver]]
** [[Film/AFistfulOfDollars A 5 1/2" barrel Colt Single Action Army Artillery revolver]] [[Film/ForAFewDollarsMore with silver rattlesnake inlays on the grips]]
** [[Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly A Colt 1851 Navy revolver with cartridge conversion and silver rattlesnake inlays on the grips]]
** [[Film/TheOutlawJoseyWales Two Colt Walker 1847 revolvers, a Colt Army 1860 revolver, a Colt 1849 Pocket revolver, and a Sharps 1865 rifle with full-length brass target scope]]
** A [[Film/{{Stagecoach}} Winchester 1892]] [[Film/RioBravo Saddle Ring Carbine]] [[Film/TrueGrit with large lever loop]]
** A [[Film/TheShootist beautifully engraved Colt Peacemaker with ivory grips]]
** A [[VideoGame/RedDeadRevolver pair of custom-built Colt .44 Revolvers with engraved silver finish and a gold scorpion inlaid onto the grips]].
** A [[Film/TheManWhoShotLibertyValance Colt 1862 revolver with a Richards-Mason cartridge conversion said to be the gun that killed notorious outlaw Liberty Valance]].
** An antique supposedly cursed pistol of [[Film/TheMexican Mexican]] manufacture dating to the 1800s.
** [[Film/TheGreatTrainRobbery1903 A weathered Colt 1878 Double Action Revolver]].
** [[Film/PaleRider A Remington 1858 New Army cartridge conversion and a .31 1858 Pocket]].
** A [[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption Colt Model 1873 Single Action Army Revolver, a Smith & Wesson Model 3 "Schofield" Revolver, an FN Model 1903 Pistol, a Spencer Model 1865 Carbine, and a Remington Rolling Block Rifle]].
** A [[ComicBook/JonahHex fairly nondescript 7 1/2" barrel Colt Single Action revolver]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}} A custom-made, Winchester-style lever-action rifle, forged by a mystically-inclined member of the Texas Rangers, incorporating unknown steel alloys, gemstones, and human bones in its construction.]]
** [[Franchise/TheDarkTower Two matching revolvers,]] [[Film/TheDarkTower apparently Custom Remington 1858 New Army .45 caliber, but with serial numbers not found in the Remington archives of our reality.]]
** [[Radio/TheLoneRanger Twin, nickel-plated, ivory grip, Colt Single Action Army "Artillery" model revolvers with the front sights removed]]
** [[Series/{{Supernatural}} An 1836 Colt Patterson black powder revolver with "non timebo mala" inscribed on the barrel of the gun and a carving of a pentagram on the handle, a hunting knife with a curved, serrated-edged blade and antler handle with symbols engraved along the blade, and a long, silver, triple-edged dagger]].
** [[Literature/{{Shane}} Yet another Colt Single Action revolver, of blue-black steel with ivory grips smooth on the outside, shaped to the fingers on the inside; the front sight has been removed and the hammer filed to a sharp point.]]
** [[ComicBook/{{Hellboy}} A large-bore 4-shot double-action revolver forged from a combination of Irish church bells, cold iron from crucifixes and blessed silver. Its wooden grips, estimated to be nearly 2000 years old, are engraved with a logo of a raised fist holding a dagger. Weighing in at about 10 pounds unloaded and chambered for custom 22mm cartridges, it has enough muzzle energy and recoil to break a normal man's arm.]]

* An equally securely locked barrister's bookcase, containing:
** The [[Literature/{{Eisenhorn}} Necroteuch and the Malus Codicum]].
** A [[Webcomic/{{Spinnerette}} 1st Edition]] ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' manual.
** [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow A thick book, with an academic-style binding of green with brown corners, and the title printed in gold leaf: "The Denton Affair"]]
** A copy of the manuscript for Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E2TheShakespeareCode Love's Labour's Won]]''
** The script for ''Literature/TheKingInYellow'' (French original, with annotated English translation attached)
** [[Film/TheMummyTrilogy The Book of the Dead, the Book of Amun-Ra, the Bracelet of Anubis, the Spear of Osiris and the Eye of Shangri-La]]
** [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap The uncensored original ("It wasn't a glove, believe me!") artwork for ''Smell The Glove'']]
** [[Film/TheUntouchables Al Capone's ledger]]
** [[Manga/DeathNote A plain black notebook, with the words 'Death Note' emblazoned on the cover. Hundreds of names, in various handwriting styles and languages, are written upon its seemingly infinite pages.]]
** The [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Book of Oa]].
** The [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Book of Parallax]].
** The [[ComicBook/BlackestNight Book of the Black]].
** An [[ComicBook/TeenTitans ancient text chronicling the history of a cult known as the Church of Blood]].
** The [[Franchise/SherlockHolmes complete and uncensored journals of Doctor John Watson]].
** A copy of ''[[Literature/TheManInTheHighCastle The Grasshopper Lies Heavy]]''.
** A [[ComicBook/{{Etrigan}} book containing the history of the known universe]].
** [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorshach's journal]].
** A [[Literature/MortalInstruments small book bound in white leather with gilded letters on the front in Latin]].
** [[Literature/MortalInstruments The Book of the Grey, which is, in fact, green]].
** [[Franchise/EvilDead The]] [[Creator/HPLovecraft Necronomicon]]
** [[Literature/{{Tarzan}} A leather bound diary, dating to the late 1800's. On one page are five fingerprints of infant fingers. It is written entirely in French, save for its final line, "My little son is crying for nourishment -- oh Alice, Alice, what shall I do?"]]
** Several rolls of student-produced [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject 16 mm film and Hi8 videotape]].
** And several [[WebVideo/MarbleHornets more tapes.]]
** And yet even [[Film/{{VHS}} MORE tapes.]]
** And [[Film/ParanormalActivity a collection of various formats -- security cameras, home video, even cell phone footage -- of the unfortunate events of the Rey family and friends]].
** And footage of [[Film/{{Cloverfield}} Operation Hammerdown]].
** And [[Film/TheRing A VHS tape; the label reads only, "Copy"]]
** And also [[Recap/TheXFilesS07E12XCops the unedited footage of an episode]], this one featuring [[Series/TheXFiles two FBI agents]], of [[Series/{{COPS}} the longest-running US reality show]]

* A securely locked (yes, there's a pattern here) jewelry display case; containing:
** [[Literature/LordOfTheRings A gold ring much like a wedding band, but inscribed with a language unknown on our Earth]]
** [[Radio/TheShadow A fire opal ring formerly owned by Lamont Cranston]]
** [[Film/{{Help}} The Kahili Ring]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} Sir Francis Drake's ring]].
** Theatre/TheRingOfTheNibelung
** [[Film/FlashGordon1980 an ornate golden ring with a large red stone in an unusual setting, not found in any Earth jeweler's catalog]]
* [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia A beautifully crafted applewood]] [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe wardrobe]], in which is:
** [[Literature/TheSilverChair a sword of apparently medieval design but of craftsmanship unknown on Earth, recovered in the demolition of the defunct British public school Experiment House]], and also
** [[Literature/TheMagiciansNephew a box containing half-a-dozen rings, three each of green and yellow]], which was recovered from [[Literature/TheLastBattle the British Railways disaster of 1949]].

* An otherwise empty wall with a security panel in the center. Entering the code "[[Franchise/JamesBond 007]]" into the panel opens up a small room filled with various weapons and gadgets including:
** A [[Literature/CasinoRoyale Beretta 418]].
** A [[Literature/DrNo Walther PPK]].
** A [[Literature/DrNo luminous Rolex watch]].
** A [[Literature/FromRussiaWithLove locked attaché briefcase]].
** A [[Literature/FromRussiaWithLove small device that is designed to detect the presence of a phone tap device in a regular telephone]].
** A [[Literature/FromRussiaWithLove small reel-to-reel tape recorder disguised as a camera]].
** A [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} wetsuit and scuba gear with a fake duck attached to the top of the scuba mask]].

* [[Franchise/TheTwilightZone In a free-standing frame, a white door with brass knocker and door handle]]. Opening the door with the proper key reveals an extra-dimensional space in which is, among other things...
** [[Film/TowerOfTerror The guest register from 1939 for the Hollywood Tower Hotel]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S1E4TheSixteenMillimeterShrine A 16mm motion picture projector, formerly owned by classic film star Barbara Jean Trenton]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S1E17TheFever A vintage 1950s Las Vegas slot machine]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S2E3NervousManInAFourDollarRoom A dresser and mirror, the kind you'd find in a cheap '50s hotel]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S2E5TheHowlingMan A shepherd's staff]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S2E7NickOfTime A like-new Mystic Seer tabletop fortune-telling machine, full of pennies]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S2E11TheNightOfTheMeek A burlap bag of the type used as props by department store Santas]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S2E22LongDistanceCall A toy rotary-dial telephone]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S3E12TheJungle An African lions-tooth necklace]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S3E14FiveCharactersInSearchOfAnExit Five dolls: a US Army officer, a ballerina, a bagpiper, a clown, and what Americans used to call 'a hobo']]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S3E24ToServeMan A dark-covered book with a title in an unknown alphabet]]
** In a roped off-section, [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S3E33TheDummy Jerry, the "junior partner" of a mid-20th century American ventriloquist act]], and [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S5E28CaesarAndMe "Little Caesar", with a picture of him and his human partner Susan]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S4E9PrintersDevil An old linotype machine]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S5E6LivingDoll A mint-condition, fully functioning Talky Tina doll]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S5E14YouDrive A 1956 Ford Fairlane]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S5E23QueenOfTheNile Two autographed Hollywood head shots, one of silent actress Constance Taylor and one of Rat Pack era favorite Pamela Morris, and a scarab beetle]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S5E25TheMasks Four hand-crafted and very ugly Mardi Gras masks]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S5E31TheEncounter A WWII Japanese officer's samurai sword]]
** [[Recap/TheTwilightZone1959S5E33TheBrainCenterAtWhipples The prototype hX109B14 modified transistorized totally automated machine]]

* A basement garage with bays for numerous vehicles, including:
** [[Film/AnimalHouse a 1964 Lincoln Continental, heavily customized, with what appears to be a water tank welded to the body and a bronze statue's head welded to the hood]]
** The remains of [[Film/TheBluesBrothers a 1974 Dodge Monaco, with "a cop motor, a 440 cubic-inch plant... cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks... made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas," and with faded paint of the Mount Prospect (IL) police department.]]
** [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture A 1982 Delorean DMC 12, retro-fitted with a complex set of controls and gadgets, including a Flux Capacitor and a Mr. Fusion unit.]]
** A [[FlyingCar flying]], [[CoolBoat floating]] possibly [[SentientVehicle sentient]] [[Film/ChittyChittyBangBang vintage automobile]].
** A [[Literature/TheMagicSchoolBus shape-shifting vehicle]] whose default form is that of a school bus.
** A [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets blue Ford Anglia]] capable of levitation and flight.

* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy's Scythe-Axe-Stake-Thing, The Hammer used to kick Glory's Ass, An Urn Of Osiris, Acathla]], [[Series/{{Angel}} Illyra's casket and a few other things.]]
* [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles A few Denarii]]
* [[Literature/MortalInstruments A Seraph blade]]
** And a [[Literature/MortalInstruments Stele]]
* [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk A wooden crate, on the side of which is stenciled, "Top Secret Army Intel 9906753 DO NOT OPEN!"]]; [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull a corner of the crate appears to have been smashed and repaired]].
* [[Creator/HPLovecraft A Shining Trapezohedron]]
* [[Literature/TheSpider A platinum cigarette lighter formerly owned by Richard Wentworth]]
* [[Franchise/TheSaint A sword cane and a throwing dagger formerly owned by Simon Templar]]
* [[Radio/TheLoneRanger A silver bullet]] and [[Radio/TheGreenHornet a hornet seal]]
* [[ComicBook/SpiderMan An alien]] [[ComicBook/{{Venom}} costume]]
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Horcruxes]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Excalibur]]
** and [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Excalipoor]]
* [[Film/TheAdventuresOfRobinHood A beautifully hand-crafted golden arrow, apparently dating back to the England of Richard the Lionheart]]
* The ComicBook/{{Witchblade}}
* [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} The artifact]] of VideoGame/{{Doom}}
* [[Franchise/{{Hellraiser}} A puzzle box]]
* [[Manga/InuYasha A shard from the Jewel of Four Souls]]
* The two seven-feet-tall statues of angels from Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol
* [[Series/PowerRangersRPM Venjix's dormant code and a laptop computer]]
* [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} A fragment of the AllSpark]]
* [[Series/DoctorWho The Pandorica, a Tardis Key and a Sonic Screwdriver]]
* [[Recap/StarTrekS2E26AssignmentEarth A device similar though not identical to the Sonic Screwdriver, and a Beta 5 computer]]
* [[Film/TimeBandits A chunk of pure smoking hot Evil]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The original weighted Companion Cube.]]

* A [[Franchise/DeadSpace Marker]]
* [[WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine An Anti-Music Missile]]
* [[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soul Edge, and the sword forged to counter it, Soul Calibur]].
* [[Franchise/ResidentEvil The T-Virus and all of its derivatives]]
* [[Franchise/MortalKombat Shinnok's Amulet]]
* [[Series/FridayThe13thTheSeries ''Vendredi's Cursed Antiques'']]
* [[Series/{{Torchwood}} A Risen Mitten]]
* [[Series/WarOfTheWorlds1988 Old alien war machines]]
* A Leprechaun's pot of gold.
* A [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Halo Activation Index]]
* Some pieces of a [[Franchise/MassEffect Reaper]].
* The [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Master Sword]]
* At least one [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Keyblade]]
* [[Franchise/TouhouProject The Hakurei Yin-Yang Orbs]]

* [[Music/BoneThugsNHarmony A Ouija Board]]
* A double bladed sword, which unexpectedly transforms into a copy of the [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Lance of Longinus]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact An ordinary pottery goblet]], [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade the workmanship of which seems to place its origins]] in Judea of roughly 2000 years ago
* A 1st century ACE (AD), standard-issue, [[Literature/CascaTheEternalMercenary Roman soldier's]] [[PublicDomainArtifact spear]]
* The One True Cross
** Or at least a fragment of it.
* The African Monolith from ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey''
* Literature/TheNeverEndingStory, and the Auryn.
* An [[Literature/HisDarkMaterials Alethiometer]].
* A [[Series/StargateSG1 Sangreal]].
* A hunk of [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} kryptonite]].
** And a Phantom Zone generator.
* The ''Film/{{Jumanji}}'' board game.
** The [[Film/JumanjiWelcomeToTheJungle smashed]] and [[Film/JumanjiTheNextLevel repaired]] video game of the same name.
** And the ''Film/{{Zathura}}'' board game.
* ComicBook/TheMask.
* [[Film/GroundhogDay A white Panasonic AM/FM clock radio with old fashioned flip-card numbers]]
* [[Film/NowYouSeeMe Some of the "money" from The Four Horsemen's legendary 5 Pointz performance]]
* [[Film/ThePrestige Nikola Tesla's greatest invention]]
* The [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance Gran]] [[VideoGame/VagrantStory Grimoire]].
* [[WesternAnimation/Ben10 A piece of the Map of Inifinity]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Splatterhouse}} A certain other mask, only this time holding the power of a demon]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask A mask holding the power of a demon, you say?]]
* HandOfGlory
* [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic A Starmap]]
* [[Franchise/MassEffect A Prothean Beacon]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} one one-third umbilical cord]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} A tall dressed up pale doll that is lifeless but still taps her fingers occasionally]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}lastly a vial of seemingly normal looking blood is next to the one-third umbilical chord and doll]]
* [[VideoGame/TheDishwasher The Shiftblade]]
* [[VideoGame/ValkyriaChronicles A lance and sheild]]
* A ''Myth/{{Polybius}}'' game
* [[VideoGame/NetHack The Amulet of Yendor]]
* A [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons rotted hand and eye]]
* The seven [[VideoGame/PaperMario Crystal Stars]] and the eight [[VideoGame/SuperPaperMario Pure Hearts]]
* [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone The Philosopher's Stone]]
* A copy of the [[Webcomic/HomeStuck Sburb beta]]
* One or more of the [[Anime/YuGiOh Millenium Items]]
* All of the [[Anime/YuGiOhZexal Number cards, including all Chaos Numbers and Rank-Up and Rank-Down Numbers and appropriate Rank-Up and Rank-Down spells]]
* One or more [[Manga/DragonBall Dragon Balls]]
* A [[Creator/CordwainerSmith Tibetan fife]]
* A [[Series/TheOuterLimits1963 bobble-headed devil doll which produces fortunes]]
* [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Marvin]]
* A piece of {{Unobtanium}}.
* [[Film/{{Big}} The "Zoltar Speaks" wishing machine]].
* The [[VideoGame/ShadowHearts Émigré Manuscript]].
* [[ComicBook/GreenLantern At least one lantern ring and power battery]]
* [[VideoGame/SeriousSam A time lock portal]]
* [[VideoGame/BrutalLegend A super awesome axe known simply as The Seperator]]
* [[WesternAnimation/{{ThunderCats|1985}} The Sword of Omens]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} The BFG 9000]]
* [[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland Murray]]
* [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb the plans for approximately 200 incredibly complex inventions, recovered from a high-rise office building in the Tri-State Area]]
* [[Series/{{Sliders}} A Timing Device]]
* [[VideoGame/BioShock1 A golf club that causes people to take up beliefs similar to Ayn Rand's.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy a boomerang]]
* [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed A piece of Eden]]
* The [[Series/{{Grimm}} Coins of Zakynthos]].
* The shirt of Franchise/{{Tintin}}, grants the user superhuman luck.
* [[Franchise/BillAndTed Wyld Stallyns first album]].
* [[Franchise/PowerRangers Destroyed or no longer used morphers, power sources, and zords.]] AllOfThem.
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} A WB water tower.]]
* [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles A canister of green ooze labled TCRI]].
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic The Elements of Harmony]].
* [[Franchise/GIJoe The Macguffin Device]].
* [[Literature/FullMetalPanic A Lambda Driver]].
* [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse The Tesseract]].
* [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Capt. Steve Rogers's]] shield.
** [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse This particular item]] is part of the rotating collection; after [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger being recovered]] it was [[Film/TheAvengers2012 returned to its original owner]], in the spirit of [[Series/AgentsOfSHIELD inter-agency cooperation]], and [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier remained in]] [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron his possession]] until [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar late 2015]]. As of this writing it is back in the Warehouse, and will be until approximately [[Film/AvengersEndgame 2023.]]
* [[Literature/{{Discworld}} A chest made out of Sapient Pearwood]].
* [[VideoGame/{{Fallout}} A Garden of Eden Creation Kit]].
* A working copy of WebVideo/SonicTheHedgehog2SpecialEdition, and a [[WebVideo/BenDrowned haunted Majora's Mask cartridge]].
* [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog That damn FOURTH Chaos Emerald]].
* The [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers ORB]].
* One or more of the [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime Iacon Relics]].
* [[Manga/{{Bleach}} The Hogyoku]].
* [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} A digivice]] and [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} a pokéball]]. At least one of each.
* [[WesternAnimation/ElTigreTheAdventuresOfMannyRivera The Bronze Boots Of Truth, The Golden Sombrero Of Chaos, and The El Tigre Belt]].
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 A hunk of Australium]]
* [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd An NES zapper]]
* [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet A bladed glove]]
* [[Franchise/FridayThe13th A hockey mask]]
* [[Manga/{{Monster}} A storybook]]
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} A faulty computer]]
* [[Film/PulpFiction A combination-lock briefcase; when opened, the interior glows]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Vexx}} The Astani War Talons]]
* [[Series/{{Community}} A six-sided die that can create alternate timelines]]
* One or more of the [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]]
* [[Film/JohnDiesAtTheEnd A vial of soy sauce]]
* A pair of [[Series/{{Chuck}} intersect glasses]]
* [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars A golden disc]]
* A number of [[Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi pactio cards]]
* [[Series/ToddAndTheBookOfPureEvil The Book of Pure Evil]]
* An ''VideoGame/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' Platform/Atari2600 cartridge.
** ALL of the ''E.T.'' cartridges!
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Achilles Armor]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact The Aegis]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Aeneas's Arms and Armor]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact The Blue Blade and Trust of God Swords]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Durandal]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Marathon}} Durandal.]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Fragararch the Answerer]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Gae Bulga]] the toe spear
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Gram]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Hades' Helmet]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Hercules' Cloak]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Kusanagi]] (KatanasAreJustBetter)
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Mjolnir]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Paracelsus's Sword]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Sharur]], [[WeaponOfMassDestruction the "smasher of thousands"]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact The Sudarsana Chakra]], it's a WeaponOfMassDestruction to boot.
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Sun Wukong's Staff]] / [[Literature/JourneyToTheWest The Monkey King's Staff]] / "[[IHaveManyNames As-You-Will Gold-Banded Cudgel]]"
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Surt's Sword]]
* [[PublicDomainArtifact Turnus's Helmet and Sword]]
* [[Franchise/{{Alien}} A Xenomorph egg]].
* Several [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia Exspheres]]
* A piece of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Magicite]].
* The [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Holy Materia]].
* Various [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Spheres]].
** Including some [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2 Dresspheres]].
* [[Film/ThirteenGhosts Specially designed glasses which allow the wearer to see ghosts]].
* Specimens of [[Literature/GulliversTravels Lilliputian livestock]].
* Teabags from the Boston Tea Party
* [[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence A tattered old robotic "Super-Toy" teddy bear]].
* Literature/{{Cinderella}}'s glass slipper.
* [[Creator/HansChristianAndersen A pair of red shoes]] [[InvoluntaryDance that force the wearer to dance continuously]].
* Literature/TheMonkeysPaw
* [[Literature/TheLegendOfSleepyHollow The Horseman's head]]
* The wreck of the ''Alice May'' from ''"The Cremation Of [=Sam McGee=],"'' with the cremation fire still raging within its boiler. Opening the door will of course result in [=Sam McGee=]'s ghost scolding you for letting in a draft.
* [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine An Orb of the Prophets]]
* [[UsefulNotes/TheGoldenAgeOfPiracy Captain Kidd's]] [[PirateBooty treasure]]
* [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls An Elder Scroll]]
** [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Umbra]]
** [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls The Heart of Lorkhan]]
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus The funniest joke in the world]]
* A bottle of cheap wine labeled [[Film/StreetTrash "Tenafly Viper"]]
* [[ComicBook/NewGods A Mother Box]]
* [[Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Malfunctioning animatronics]] from a now-defunct [[SuckECheeses pizza restaurant]].
* [[Film/{{Xanadu|1980}} An early-80's billboard]] containing a portal to [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Olympus]].
* [[Film/ThePrincessBride A custom-made dueling sword with ivory leather-wrapped hilt and gold swept guard, a holocaust cloak (size XXXL), and a year's supply of iocaine powder]]
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTVSpecials The Rainbow of Darkness]]
* The first draft of ''[[VideoGame/ComixZone Comix Zone]]''.
* [[VideoGame/ArcanumOfSteamworksAndMagickObscura The Vendigroth Device and Kryggird's Falchion]].
* [[VideoGame/GoldenSun The four Elemental Stars]].
* [[VideoGame/XComEnemyUnknown An Ethereal Device]].
* [[Film/{{Sneakers}} A gray answering machine containing a small black box attached to some circuitry]].
* [[VideoGame/{{Homeworld}} A Great Hyperspace Core]].
* [[VideoGame/CaveStory An ornate ceremonial helmet made of grey and blue metal, with a red gemstone the shape of an eye set in it]].
* [[VideoGame/SystemShock A data storage and processing unit labelled "Processing Component 43893"]].
* [[VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines An ancient Assyrian stone sarcophagus, decorated with elaborate carvings and locked firmly shut]].
* [[Film/{{Django}} An antique belt-fed machine gun of unknown make stored in a battered wooden coffin]].
* [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible The Tempius Simia.]]
* [[Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension The oscillation overthruster]].
* The original production floppies for ''[[VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry Leisure Suit Larry 4]]''
* A [[Series/StElsewhere snow globe with a model of a hospital inside]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} grandfather clock which after changing the hands to a specific time opens up to reveal a secret entrance behind it leading to an underground cave that houses many peculiar items]] (''NOTE:'' [[ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheCapedCrusader This may, as with the white door above, be a dimensional portal.]] Visitors are advised to proceed with caution.)
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} full-size mechanical Tyrannosaurus Rex]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} giant replica of a U.S. penny]].
** A [[ComicBook/TheJoker giant Joker playing card]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} red shroud]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Deathstroke}} promethium sword]].
** [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Over-sized bowling ten-pins]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} weaponized umbrella]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} red rotary dial desk telephone]].
** A [[ComicBook/TwoFace double-headed coin that is scratched on one side]].
** A [[ComicBook/TheJoker decoy duck]].
** The [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} diary of Detective Dana Drye]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} mysterious box with nothing inside]].
** An [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} empty trophy case]].
** A [[ComicBook/TheJoker giant clown mask]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} penguin statue]].
** A [[ComicBook/TheJoker candy-spiked trap]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} painted portrait of a young, Caucasian man with short, black hair wearing a white collared shirt]].
** A [[ComicBook/TheJoker pair of giant dice]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} dinosaur egg]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} poisonous mushroom]].
** An [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} imitation brain]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} futuristic airship]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} miniature mansion]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} harpoon cannon]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} bulletproof vest]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} replica of an ancient Egyptian sarcophagus]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} giant chess set]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} freeze gun]].
** A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} hardwood gavel]].
* A [[ComicBook/TheFlash treadmill that allows the user to travel through time and to other universes while running at extremely high speeds]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Bane}} highly addictive super-steroid]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Hourman}} "miraculous vitamin" that gives the user enhanced strength, agility, speed and endurance for one hour before wearing off]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Superboy}} device that replicates organic matter]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} shrunken alien city inside of a glass bottle]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Superboy}} projector that opens up a portal to an interdimensional realm outside the normal space/time continuum which is a barren and insubstantial null area absent of any physical material]].
* An [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} oval-shaped crystal structure that stores solar radiation]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Hydra}} weaponized red gauntlet]].
* A [[ComicBook/BlueBeetle bright blue scarab amulet]].
* A [[ComicBook/NewGods small, sentient supercomputer]].
* A [[ComicBook/NewGods large, green armchair that can traverse time and space]].
* A [[ComicBook/TheJoker chemical compound that causes uncontrollable spasms of laughter and then causes a painful death, leaving the victim with a large disfigured smile on their face]].
* A [[ComicBook/DoctorFate golden helmet, amulet, and cloak]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} small rocket ship with a capacity for one]].
* An [[ComicBook/WonderWoman unbreakable golden lasso that compels one to tell the truth when touched, a pair of indestructible steel cuffs, and a razor-edged golden tiara]].
** As with Capt. Rogers, the property of Ms. Diana Prince is loaned to the Warehouse on a rotating display basis. As of [[Film/JusticeLeague2017 late 2017]], these items have been returned to their owner.
* An [[ComicBook/WonderWoman invisible jet]].
* A [[Myth/ClassicalMythology golden]] [[ComicBook/SubMariner three-pronged]] [[ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} trident]].
* A [[ComicBook/MartianManhunter pack of Chocos]].
* A [[RoswellThatEndsWell damaged UFO]].
* An [[Franchise/MenInBlack electro bio-mechanical neural transmitting zero synapse repositioner]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Starman}} golden rod]].
* A [[ComicBook/TheQuestion pseudoderm mask]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} powerful hallucinogenic drug that causes the user to hallucinate their own worst fears becoming a reality]].
* A [[ComicBook/ForTheManWhoHasEverything parasitic flowering vine of alien origin]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} wooden dummy dressed liked a U.S. Prohibition era gangster, wielding a miniature operational Thompson submachine gun]].
* A [[ComicBook/OneHundredBullets suitcase containing a handgun and one hundred bullets]].
* A [[ComicBook/DoctorStrange golden amulet with a red eye in the center, a large red cloak with golden trim, a yellow sash, a crystal ball, an one-foot long crystalline baton with demonic heads carved on either end, and an ancient grimoire]].
* An [[ComicBook/IronMan arc reactor.]]
* An [[ComicBook/{{Magneto}} ornate red and purple helmet]].
* A [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas platinum poker chip]].
* [[ComicBook/IronMan Ten multi-colored rings]].
* [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Four blue jumpsuits made out of unstable molecules]].
* A [[ComicBook/SilverSurfer silver surfboard]].
* A [[ComicBook/FantasticFour device that can decipher and interpret languages, both alien and terrestrial, into the native language of the user]].
* A [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor nearly indestructible mace with a chain attatched at the end of the hilt]].
* A [[ComicBook/BetaRayBill large hammer with an axe blade on the opposite side]].
* A [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Universal Weapon]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} visored mask lined with powdered ruby-quartz crystal]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} black steel katana]].
* A [[ComicBook/DoctorOctopus chest harness that controls four mechanical, tentacle-like arms]].
* A [[ComicBook/TheInfinityGauntlet golden gauntlet with six multi-colored gems inserted into its slots]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Blade}} tempered titanium, acid etched katana with a soft steel core]].
* A [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor flame that cannot be extinguished]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} bottle of red, white, and blue pills]].
* A [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor large blue eye that compels others to obey the user]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} magic wand and magician's hat]].
* A [[Franchise/TheDCU book that deals with the exploits of Cain and his works of evil in the world, in association with Lilith]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}} rifle made from halo-steel and hades-gems]], [[ComicBook/Hitman1993 bound in the ivory of saints]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} vial of bat gland extract]].
* A [[ComicBook/{{Steel}} steel sledgehammer]].
* A [[ComicBook/AdamStrange metallic jet pack and ray gun of alien origin]].
* A [[ComicBook/NewGods pair of X-ray contact lenses, a pair of gloves with tiny suction cups along them, an electronic pick, and two thin metal plates about a foot across]].
* A [[ComicBook/JimmyOlsen wrist watch that is capable of emitting a high frequency ultra-sonic signal]].
* An [[Literature/TheBible ancient Roman lance]] [[PublicDomainArtifact stained with blood]].
* An [[Film/TheManInTheWhiteSuit immaculate white suit]].
* A [[Literature/TheBible flaming]] [[PublicDomainArtifact sword]].
* A [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamSeries large canister of glowing green liquid labeled "TITAN."]]
* A [[ComicBook/GreenLantern golden divining rod]].
* A [[Franchise/{{Frankenstein}} large antique pistol]] [[ComicBook/FrankensteinAgentOfSHADE shaped like a train]].
* A [[ComicBook/JonahHex Model 1860 Light Cavalry Saber and an antique Native American tomahawk]].
* A [[MissingEpisode video tape collection of]] [[{{Creepypasta}} lost episodes]].
* A [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls staff engraved with angry gaping faces at the top]].
* A [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo collection of various monster costumes]].
* A [[ComicBook/CloakandDagger dark blue cloak with black stripes]].
* An [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor ancient Nordic casket made of gold]].
* A [[Franchise/{{Halloween}} blank, expressionless white latex mask]].
* An [[Series/HouseOfAnubis eye of Horus locket, seven mysterious puzzle pieces, an Anubis mask with a gemstone, a staff, and a mysterious touchstone.]]

[[WMG:Possible future artifacts]]
* Dick Cheney's shotgun: makes the shooter dangerously inaccurate
* [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Weird Al's accordion]]
* [[Music/KeithRichards A syringe belonging to Keith Richards]]. An injection with it renders the subject immune to all poisons and ill side effects of drugs and narcotics.
* [[Literature/GravityFalls The Books]]
* [[Music/MichaelJackson Michael Jackson's glove]]. Substantially increases singing and dancing ability at the cost of severely lowered testosterone.
** Also turns people into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1C0AhshtU killer robots]]
* An ordinary-looking ballpoint pen which turns into a bronze sword when uncapped. They've bagged it a few times now but it always ends up dissapearing from the Warehouse and reappearing in [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians this kid's]] pocket.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse An ornate wooden door with a golden eye in the center that serves as a gateway between dimensions.]]

Also see:
[[WMG/GrandUnifyingGuessesSCPFoundation SCP Foundation Grand Unifying Guesses, which Warehouse 13 may be controlled by]].

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