!!Ash's father is...
* Giovanni
* Lugia
* Professor Oak
* His mom.
* Arceus
* [[Franchise/StarWars Darth]] [[LukeIAmYourFather Vader]]
** And since everyone ever voiced and played by is the same person, Joker is his brother.
* [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Fire Lord Ozai]]
* [[Series/{{Torchwood}} Captain Jack Harkness]]
* [[Myth/GreekMythology Zeus]]
* Creator/ChuckNorris
* Obviously, a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]]
* [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} Vince McMahon]], damnit!
* A male reincarnation of Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya.
* [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]].
* [[TimeyWimeyBall Himself]]
* [[Franchise/EvilDead Ash]]
* Film/JamesBond
* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Mrs. Cartman]]
* [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill John Redcorn]]
* [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf the Grey or Gandalf the White]]
* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black knight]]
* UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini
* [[WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine The Blue Meanie]]
* [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Cowboy Curtis]]
* [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Jambi the genie]]
* [[Franchise/{{Robocop}} The Robocop]]
* [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]]
* [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]
* [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]
* [[Film/BigTroubleinLittleChina Lo Pan]]
* Franchise/{{Superman}}
* [[Franchise/PowerRangers Any one of the Power Rangers]]
* [[Franchise/BillandTed Bill S. Preston esq. or Ted Theodore Logan]]
* [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]]
* [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson]]
* [[ComicBook/DoctorOctopus Doc Ock]]
* Or Wrestling/HulkHogan.
* [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr. Rogers]]
* [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]]
* [[VideoGame/Left4Dead Ellis]]
* [[VideoGame/FatalFury Terry]] [[VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Bogard]]
* All of the above. At the same time.
* Gary Oak, who's actually Professor Oak's son with a case of stunted growth.
* [[Anime/CowboyBebop Spike Spiegel]]
* Eaten [[Series/DoctorWho by a Crack.]]
* [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]
* A Ditto that transformed into an attractive human male shape and seduced Mrs. Ketchum (based on an idea in the FridgeHorror section of Fridge/{{Pokemon}})
* [[StopHavingFunGuys Unknown until the creators tell us]], [[WMG/PoisonOakEpilepticTrees which will probably never happen. They don't really care.]]
* [[RuleOfThree Darth Vader]]
* [[Anime/SamuraiChamploo Mugen]]
* [[VideoGame/StarCraft Jim Raynor]]
* [[{{WesternAnimation/Ben10}} Ben]] [[WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce Ten]][[WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien nys]][[WesternAnimation/Ben10Omniverse on]]
* [[MyOwnGrampa Ash Ketchum]]
* [[LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries NTom64]]
* UsefulNotes/BillClinton
* [[RuleOfThree Darth Vader]]
* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]
* [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ryoga Hibiki]]
* ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}
* [[Manga/DragonBall Son Goku]]
* ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}
* [[Franchise/{{Rambo}} John Rambo]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003 Trigon]], in an attempt to have another Gem Portal after Raven turned on him.
* [[Westernanimation/{{Futurama}} Philip J. Fry]]
* [[Literature/ThePictureOfDorianGray Dorian Gray]]
* [[Film/TheMask Stanley Ipkiss]]
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Spy]]
* [[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Dick]] [[WesternAnimation/DastardlyAndMuttleyInTheirFlyingMachines Dastardly]]
* ComicBook/TheJoker and/or {{Franchise/Batman}}
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