[[WMG: Loki and Bartleby were indeed forgiven and allowed back into Heaven.]]

Loki certainly redeems himself at the end. And God said it all with that loving embrace - [[spoiler: she]] doesn't really need words to say it any more clearly. Allowing them back into heaven arguably wouldn't cancel out existence - it doesn't prove God is WRONG, it proves God's infinite mercy. The sort that to this troper, is the only way the world makes sense.
* Many would say that God said, back in the day, "They will NEVER be allowed back in," and, thus, they can't. But theological history has shown that God can change "His" mind, so if Bartleby was forgiven at the end (which is NOT expressed by a hug; that could have just been a 'there, there') he could have been allowed into Heaven ''because God changed her mind.''
* Another idea that as Angels Loki and Bartleby can never return, but as ''humans'' God can allow them back in.
** The banishment could easily have been lifted once God was revived, and so some viewers assume that Loki (although not Bartleby) was granted forgiveness and re-entry to Heaven.
** In ''[[Film/JayandSilentBobReboot Jay and Silent Bob Reboot]]'', Loki explains that God let him back in (and how he looks, it indicates he was an Angel again, given his hoodie). So, apparently she forgave him. As for what happened to Bartleby, [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse nothing is mentioned of him]].

[[WMG: Loki and Bartleby's exile to Wisconsin was never intended to be permanent.]]

It was actually a SecretTestOfCharacter. Bartleby thought he knew better than God (sin of pride) and convinced Loki to follow him. God wanted to prevent another [[Literature/ParadiseLost Lucifer incident]] so exiled them to earth until they showed humility. Trouble is Bartleby is too proud, and Loki too easily led, to apologise and admit they were in the wrong.

Loki eventually passed this test when he tried to stop Bartleby killing Bethany and was forgiven and let back in not proving God wrong, but proving God's compassion. The same happened for Bartleby when God confronted him at the church and made him realize the true ramifications of ''all'' his actions and genuinely asked for God's forgiveness.

[[WMG: Metatron is Lucifer's twin.]]
No real proof for it, but something to ponder.
* Well that certainly fits under ''wild'' mass guessing.
* Lending credence is the fact that Lucifer was a Seraphim like Metatron before the fall.

[[WMG: The events of the film are all a part of God's Plan.]]
With the end goal being presumably to restore Bethany's faith and set her up as a proper mother for the next incarnation of the Saviour. This explains why God was so easily dispatched, why the Metatron felt the need to call for Bethany's help yet never intervenes himself, why nobody seemed to understand how plenary indulgence actually works, and why none of the other millions of angels in God's service, many of whom exist for exactly this sort of occasion, ever get involved.
** Wait, wait.... there's millions of angels who exist for the exact occasion that God's been kidnapped while playing ski-ball and the stars of Good Will Hunting go on a killing spree while trying to get back into heaven which will destroy everything everywhere forever?
*** That's why it's called Omniscience.
* Bethany originally loses her faith when her mother tries to comfort her after finding out that Bethany can never conceive a child. However, if Bethany had a child then her presumably preschool to kindergarten aged child would have been the last scion during the events of this movie. "God has a plan.", indeed.

[[WMG: God is Alanis Morissette]]
Like, the Real one. Meaning God doesn't understand Irony, making the Bible make much more sense, if you think of it as God trying to be Ironic.

[[WMG: Bethany has a special protective aura around her.]]
Which is why Bartleby didn't know she was the last scion until she told him. Who had the foresight to put this aura around her? [[TheChessmaster Metatron, of course.]] If Loki or Bartleby crossed paths with her, the plan to rescue God and save the universe would fail, so he took extra precautionary measures.

[[WMG: God is [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]].]]
Seriously! Just look at how she acts! Which I suppose would make [[DeadpanSnarker Kyon as Metatron.]]
* She even does the eye thing that Haruhi does.

[[WMG:''Dogma'' was the reason why the ''Clerks'' cartoon was canceled.]]
See WMG/TheViewAskewniverse

[[WMG: The reason Loki and Bartleby were willing, or even ''able'' to be willing to go against God's direct, [[GoMadFromTheRevelation unfiltered]] orders was because the message was clouded by their living memories after God didn't use [[GameFace the big voice]] and they didn't personally get to chat with God for a long time.]]
They may have gotten the message passed down through Metatron if they were on earth (in Wisconsin) when the exile was explained to them, or God has a business voice that specifically filters out all the cool and potentially earth-rending stuff that the Vox Dei can do (such as the voice that got put into the burning bush, or talked to Abraham and Noah). At the end, God [[spoiler: telling Bartleby something only a few seconds long]] results in him realizing how much he messed up, which is because he'd been ''reminded'' of how amazingly, wonderfully, freaking awesome God is, the way humans are supposedly incapable of ''not'' exalting God once they're in "His" [[FluffyCloudHeaven official presence]], free will and all. If they had been banished to a really sucky corner of heaven, or to a commune of people who really, really love God and aren't afraid of showing it, they never would have thought about disobeying for more than a few instants at a time.
** God never spoke to Noah nor Abraham. Metatron did.
* I sorta thought it was because, y'know... they were angels? Metatron's head didn't explode when he was RIGHT NEXT TO HER in the ending, so why should it be any different for Loki and Bartleby, so long as there weren't any other humans around, they should've been fine. They were banished, not turned human.
** Two things: First, it's only humans that can't withstand God's voice. Remember Metatron's warning:
--->'''Metatron:''' Anyone not already dead or from another plane of existence had better '''cover their ears.'''
** Second, Loki and Bartleby are like Satan: they're banished angels. Satan went against God's will and didn't apparently have a lot of trouble doing it, and indeed all those who followed him into Hell didn't have any problem doing it.

[[WMG: The reason Bartleby and Loki were banished to Wisconsin is because, in-universe, it shares the defining aspect of Hell:]]
God's presence can't be felt in Wisconsin. [[DisproportionateRetribution No decent skee-ball machines]].

[[WMG: Jesus had a child. It's probably similar to ''The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail''.]]
In the movie, it was said that Mary also had children with her husband and Bethany is a descendant of one of them. But this would only make her a descendant of ''Mary'', not of ''Christ''. Yet she is always refered to as the last descendant of ''Christ'' in the movie. Why? Because Christ himself had children, and Bethany descends from one of ''them''.
* No- she is clearly explained to be the great-great-great-etc. ''niece'' of Jesus, not a direct descendant. Obviously holy genetics don't have any problem with this side-line descent; Jesus must have enough holiness to spare.
* At least in Catholicism, Mary has plenty of holiness herself. Just being a descendant of her would probably be a pretty big deal, too (and apparently is).

[[WMG: The seven male businessmen represent the SevenDeadlySins.]]
* I'm not sure. Some of them do work - Mr Ray's oriental rug would be ConspicuousConsumption, i.e. Gluttony, but the others are less obvious. Mr Brace disowning his gay son could be Wrath in its sense of hatred or Pride in the sense of contempt. Mr Holtzman's toxic Mooby dolls could be Greed for cutting costs or Sloth for not doing the proper work. Mr Bergman cheating on his wife could be Envy in terms of coveting his neighbour's wife? Mr Newman could be Sloth for taking an easy way out with his girlfriend, making Holtzman Greed? Mr Barker and Mr Whitman would both seem to be Lust though, unless what Whitman did to his son was violent instead of sexual and thus Wrath... it is possible he killed his son, though whether that was the intention is debatable.

[[WMG: Rufus is the son of Simon]]
Simon, the man who helped Jesus carry the cross, is said to have had two sons, Alexander and Rufus. Rufus is indeed in the Bible, he was just never said to be a prophet.

[[WMG: Loki is/was an alcoholic.]]
He's the reason God declared angels are no longer allowed to imbibe alcohol. And when he becomes mortal, the first thing he does is get shitfaced. He probably took up drinking to deal with all the atrocities he had to commit as God's enforcer/ angel of death.