[[WMG: The show is a pyramid scheme.]]
We all know about those years that Fox had several upon several good shows and [[SoOkayItsAverage unneeded efforts]] [[FridayNightDeathSlot that came around at the wrong time.]] This is the final step in that scheme.
* What is their devious plan again?
** The total domination of Creator/SethMacFarlane!
*** Why else would it be called "Animation Domination"?

[[WMG: The show will end after the ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'' crossover.]]
Since the crossover will be Archer, as Bob, being attacked by thugs while making burgers and killing them with little effort, and then having to find out why he's so good at it. If Bob was really Archer the whole time, that would mean ''Bob's Burgers'' was never a continuity on its own.
* No, Mr. Archer was simply the latest in a long line of Bobs. Soon another wretch will stumble into the shop, get whacked in the back of the head by Linda's frying pan, and told his name is Bob.

[[WMG: All of Bob and Linda's children have some form of Mental Handicap.]]
It explains so much after all.
* Louise seems pretty smart
** Tina could be possibly autistic.
* None of them really seem handicapped. It's more like they each have an [[AmbiguousDisorder ambiguous disorder]]; Tina is autistic, Gene sometimes behaves like a child with ADD, and Louise is just a psycho.

[[WMG: The show takes place in the same universe as ''WesternAnimation/SanjayAndCraig'']]
Look at the character designs, they're virtually identical.
* Alternatively, Sanjay and Craig is set in the future in Louise's marriage where she has a legal name change and moved to Lundgren because of some wacky and illegal reason that fits in in both canons.
** Contrary to popular belief, ''WesternAnimation/SanjayAndCraig'' did not rip off this show's art style. Jay Howell was the character designer for both, so a rivalry between shows seems unlikely. Plus, this isn't the kind of show that would "pick a fight" with rival shows, so to speak.

[[WMG: The show will do a TakeThat, an homage, [[AffectionateParody both]] or just a ShoutOut in general (subtle or not) to ''WesternAnimation/SanjayAndCraig'' in a future episode.]]

[[WMG: Bob's parents are dead]]
It doesn't seem to bother him too much as he never mentioned him before even relating to the topic of Linda's parents, likely one of his parents died when he was very young and the other parent died a few years after college or so (or even during and Bob dropped out to deal with grief).
* Jossed as we've seen his father recently very much not in a coffin, but in fact alive and still having Christmas Parties and even voiced by Bill Hader. He does mention that Bob's mother has been dead for a while.

[[WMG: Tina is the author, writing of her childhood]]
Evidence in favor of the thesis:
* Most episodes are framed by events specific to Tina: Her last Halloween, her last Fireside Girl event, her various crushes, etc.
* Tina is the character who gives voice to observations that go unheard, because she is only thinking these things years later.
* The characters of Tina's siblings are especially distorted because she is projecting back onto their childhoods attributes they will only really have years later.

[[WMG: The ''Bob's Burgers'' series was just a figment of Archer's imagination]]
* If Archer had only known Linda and the kids, married Linda and worked at the restaurant long enough to have grown tired of the 18-hour shifts, then odds are all the crazy stuff that's happened in ''Bob's Burgers'' might just be a mix of sleep deprivation and PTSD all occurring in Archer's head.

[[WMG: Louise, without her hat, would look virtually identical to a younger Linda.]]
Just like Gene looks like his dad at his age, Louise probably takes after her mother as far as her physical appearance is concerned. There are really only so many ways that her hair can meet under her hat, after all, and it looks like it probably comes together in the same way as Linda's. Other than Louise having a hat and pigtails, they're pretty similar looking.

[[WMG: Piggybacking off of the above, Louise wears the bunny ears ''because'' she looks like her mother.]]
Louise [[SmallNameBigEgo thinks]] ''[[SmallNameBigEgo very]]'' [[SmallNameBigEgo highly of herself]] and it's clear that the bunny ears are her way of drastically standing out. She's afraid of looking like her mother because it will rob her of her identity, making her just a member of the Belcher family and not her own person (that, and [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents she thinks her mother is a loser]]).
** Seems unlikely, as we can see pictures of baby Louise wearing her ears in the background of many home scenes.
*** It's possible she began wearing them as a baby and then just refused to stop.

[[WMG: Louise has a bald spot just like her father]]
It's that obvious folks! This has got to be the reason why she refuses to be seen without her bunny ears!

[[WMG: The Archer crossover is canon]]
Sterling is actually Bob's distant cousin, whom he decided to visit to get away from his troubles. But when he visited the restaurant, he was told that Teddy forced Bob to help him take care of his senile grandmother which (Because of a series of wacky incidents) ended up with Bob and Teddy stuck there for months with no way to contact home (An episode for another day). Archer a few days later after leaving Bob's city, ran into the KGB in which he won the fight but suffered a head wound, he then thought he literally was Bob, returned to the restaurant and took over his life, with [[TheDitz Linda]] none the wiser. The kids knew he wasn't their father which scared them (Louise not so much) this made Gene and Tina very uncomfortable and nervous, thinking that this doppleganger most likely killed their father, that they refused to talk. Louise joined in too but just to creep people out. Once Archer!Bob left, Linda finally realized he wasn't really Bob, but she couldn't accept the fact that the real Bob was most likely dead, and in her grief refused to admit that to the police. So she made up a story about Bob being a step-dad marrying her around the same time Archer!Bob arrived.

[[WMG: Gene is trans]]
Maybe a trans girl, maybe genderfluid, with the constant references to femininity to the point of sometimes talking about women's bodies and beauty with a sense of envy.
* [[FridgeBrilliance This is where Tina's diary entry about "duderuses" came from]]: Gene mentioned his plausible genderqueerness to Tina in passing, then Tina's overactive imagination wandered on the subject until she realized that a trans-male person would be a boy with a uterus. This + the show being a WorldOfPun = "duderuses."
** [[WordOfDante Eugene Mirman]] says that he thinks Gene is gender nonconforming, describing him as "a fluid person who doesn't care about gender roles."

[[WMG: Horny Dave and Mudflap were in an open relationship]]
They were lovers but occasionally slept with other people, which is why Horny Dave was cool with Mudflap sleeping with Critter but may have been secretly not pleased with her pregnancy as he didn't want kids. Critter also has stated that Mudflap was Horny Dave's before he died and doesn't recall them breaking up.

[[WMG: Hugo is Boo Boo's father]]
Both are very short, arrogant and have massive inferiority complexes. There is also a certain physical resemblance, particularly their big blond hair. Since Boo Boo is apparently younger than Tina the timeline also works out. Boo Boo's mother was presumably a rebound fling after Linda dumped him.
* Wonder Wharf is an unusually second-rate venue for a major star like Boo-Boo to perform at on his first solo tour unless there was another reason like visiting his father Hugo.

[[WMG: Jen and Millie are related in some way]]
They have similar features. They could be sisters or cousins.

[[WMG: The Belchers are related to the Tortellis]]
Louise is so much like a young Carla Tortelli that it makes sense they could be related somehow.

[[WMG: Louise and Tina are Bipolar.]]
Louise is Bipolar I with primarily Manic and Hypomanic episodes. Tina is Bipolar II and as such is primarily Depressed with occasional Hypomanic episodes.

[[WMG: Mort is actually Morty or a Morty from Rick and Morty]]
Considering the multiple dimensions in Rick and Morty, it is not hard to believe that Mort could be a Morty from the Bob's Burgers dimension or another.

[[WMG: In an alternative dimension, Hugo's Hotdogs is a hit show on the Wolf Network.]]

[[WMG: Jimmy Jr. is destined to become like Bob, in the future.]]
Think about it, they are both Juniors of fathers who are both restaurant owners. Also Jimmy Pesto and Big Bob refused to only their sons creative freedom, whether it be dancing or burger making, and are rather harsh diceplincers. Though Big Bob deep down cares for his son while Jimmy Pesto only really cares for himself. It is possible for Jimmy Jr. to feel the need to start his own business as an adult like Bob did to distance himself from his father, whether it be a pizzeria, a dance studio, or some weird mix of both. Bonus, they are both played by H. Jon Benjamin.