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->'''''"NONSENSE!"'''''
-->-- '''Socrates Jones''' (and many others)

''[[http://socratesjones.com/ Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher]]'' is a VisualNovel by Connor Fallon and Valeria Reznitskaya; as the title alone should indicate, it draws heavy, '''heavy''' inspiration from the ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' series. It's actually an EdutainmentGame designed to teach the player about debating and philosophy, but hides it well.

The titular Socrates Jones is an accountant who lives in UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity with his daughter, Ariadne. Every Jones except for Socrates himself is a huge philosophy buff, whereas he himself just doesn't get what the fuss is all about. A car accident and a cosmic misfile, however, land him and Ari in the Intelligible Realm, the philosophers' afterlife, and his only ticket out is to answer the ancient question of what constitutes the perfect definition of morality. To come up with an answer, Socrates has to debate with a handful of famous philosophers.

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!!This series provides examples of:

!!!Tropes shared with the ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' series
%%Do NOT add or move a trope here unless the way it's played in Pro Philosopher is identical or similar to the way it's played in Ace Attorney! The trope appearing on both pages is not enough!
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: The gameplay revolves around discovering the one that will unravel each opponent's theory. Arguably more appropriate here than in the inspiration series, because this is primarily a game about philosophy and debate.
* BigWordShout: '''NONSENSE!'''
* RainbowSpeak: With Socrates's thoughts and with narrative observations (e.g. "New idea added to the Idea Slate").
* ScreenShake: To emphasize shouting and particularly climactic points, and a bit of miscellany besides.
%%* SpeechCentricWork
* ThemeMusicPowerUp: Including a hilarious subversion in the middle of the last chapter.
%%* ThinkInText
* VillainousBreakdown: Averted more often than not, but played straight in a few cases (Hobbes in particular).
%%* WorldOfHam

!!!Other tropes
* {{Adorkable}}: Socrates is a mere accountant who barely can grap philosophy, and has his job oftenly mocked and demeaned by everyone in the Intelligible Realm. His putting-a hand-behind-his head animation makes him even more endearing.
* AmicableExes: Averted. Socrates and Ari's mother seems to have divorced in not so good terms, as Socrates points out in his rant over being late for Ari's school, that her mother doesn't talk to him anymore.
* AndZoidberg: As Socrates is giving his goodbyes to the philosophers he faced before, he says that all of them were great to meet...except maybe Euthyphro. And yes, Socrates did include [[GrumpyOldMan Hobbes]].
* BadassBoast: Hobbes knows how to wax intimidating.
-->'''Hobbes:''' You should know, Mr. Jones, that my mother gave birth to twins. Myself, and FEAR! By the end of the day, you will be thoroughly acquainted with both of us.
* BeliefMakesYouStupid: Euthyphro. He's Soc's first opponent for a reason.
* BerserkButton: Kant doesn't like facial hair. Imagine his shock when he realizes over half of the people around him have beards. And even Mill has sideburns.
* BigNo:
** Euthyphro breaks down screaming when Socrates proved his philosophy to be flawed.
** Kant breaks down in the same way Hobbes did, while screaming "NEEEEEIIIIINNNN!!". [[spoiler:But if he's to be believed, he already knew and even listed in his agenda to have his philosophy questioned.]]
* BigWhat: Socrates's reaction when [[spoiler:the Arbiter reveals himself as the original Great Thinker Socrates]].
* BrickJoke: In the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue, [[spoiler:Socrates can be seen buying Billy's entire stock of deer repellent]].
%%* ButtMonkey: Euthyphro.
* BuffySpeak: Socrates first's counter-argument with Euthyphro lacks proper lexic, as he has never learned about the uses and definitions of concepts such as fallacy and qualification. Luckily for him, his statement is not measured by "style points".
* TheCavalry: Right in the middle of the last chapter, [[spoiler:just as Socrates is about to admit defeat against the Arbiter, all the philosophers he defeated storm in to back him up.]]
* ChekhovsSkill:
** Socrates is an accountant; his skills lie in mathematics, not philosophy. In the final chapter, [[spoiler:he uses a mathematical concept -- namely, the nature of infinity -- to counter an argument.]]
** {{Averted}} with "Your face is ugly!" You get it at the very beginning and it persists in the idea slate throughout the whole game, but it's never useful apart from getting some funny dialogue and [[PressXToDie suiciding]].
* ChessWithDeath: Or rather, philosophizing with Death.
* CrazyPrepared: Immanual Kant seems to have ''everything'' on his schedule, including the events of his debate with Socrates.
* DarkestHour: The final chapter begins on a very bleak note, as [[spoiler:Socrates accidentally throws away his one chance at returning to life]].
%%* DeadpanSnarker: Hobbes.
* DebateAndSwitch: [[spoiler: Socrates doesn't actually answer the question and find a perfect definition of morality, and he can't even prove his counterproposal (that such a thing is unfindable). By the final argument, both sides are arguing [[ChewbaccaDefense Chewbacca Defenses]] that have nothing to do with the original challenge.]]
* DefeatMeansFriendship: As philosophers seek to search for the most veritable answers, all of Socrates' past opponents (even the likes of [[TheCynic Hobbes]] and [[TheFundamentalist Euthyphro]]) came to respect him and even thank him for pointing out the flaws of their statements and giving them much to think about.
* DoNotTauntCthulhu: Using the "Your face is ugly!" argument against the Arbiter [[PressXToDie is not recommended]].
* ExactWords: Socrates is only able to fight back against [[spoiler:The Arbiter]] after he pointed out that [[spoiler:he never said that morality ''didn't'' exist as The Arbiter believed, just that it was impossible to define.]]
* ExpressiveMask: The Arbiter's skull mask.
* {{Fangirl}}: Ariadne, for John Stuart Mill. She really digs the ForHappiness aspects of his Act Utilitalianism.
* ForeignCussWord: Lampshaded
-->'''Socrates:''' You can swear in German all you want [=--=] but I have a point.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: When a bunch of philosophers start to proclaim to know the answer on the nature of morality, someone among them says that morality is purely conceptual and cannot be define. [[spoiler:That is exactly Socrates' conclusion at the end, and he got at it on his own.]]
* TheGenieKnowsJackNicholson: The Arbiter [[spoiler:aka the original Socrates]] pacately replies to an argument about Batman.
%%* GratuitousGerman: Kant.
* HeroicSacrifice: Potentially; [[spoiler:Ari wagered her own life to allow Socrates an opportunity at the Arbiter's Wager]].
* HobbesWasRight: Discussed and deconstructed in the third chapter, wherein Soc debates the matter with Hobbes himself.
* InsufferableGenius: Parodied by Immanuel Kant, who acts like this in the beginning because some hammy grandstanding is on his schedule.
* IThinkYouBrokeHim: Hobbes makes this observation at the LaughingMad moment below:
-->"Oh wonderful, you broke [[spoiler:the sovereign]]. Now we'll have to get a new one."
%%* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Hobbes is a dick, but he joins the other philosophers in helping Socrates in the end.
* LampshadeHanging: Some questions don't make logical sense to ask (asking for clarification or backing on a point Socrates himself made, for instance), and your opponents will [[DeadpanSnarker point out the absurdity]] if you try.
* LaughingMad: [[spoiler:The Arbiter]]'s breakdown.
* MeaningfulName:
** Socrates is named after [[Creator/{{Socrates}} the famous thinker]] who claimed not to know anything in order to test other peoples' theories and beliefs to see if they stood solid. Unlike his namesake, however, Socrates Jones really doesn't know two things about philosophy and honestly questions things not out of rhetoric but to see if they're ''right''.
** Ariadne is named after mythological Ariadne, the one who gave to Theseus a ball of yarn to guide himself in the Minotaur's labyrinth. Just as her namesake, Ari assisted her dad by teaching him the basics on debate.
* MundaneMadeAwesome: Philosophy, of course.
* NiceGuy:
** John Stuart Mill, unlike most of the philosophers you face, is humble, friendly, and not easily offended, and in fact defends Socrates when Ari is fangirlishly angry with Socrates for challenging him.
** Immanuel Kant is also a pretty decent guy, who only acted as an insufferable genius at the beginning in order to appeal at his schedule and actually takes his defeat rather well.
** Protagoras as well. Thanks to mistaking Soc with his old friend, Protagoras is polite and friendly with him.
* PapaWolf: Once he learns that [[spoiler:Ari's life is at much risk as his own]], Socrates demands to the Arbiter to bring forth his best philosopher to get things over quickly.
* PerfectionIsImpossible: [[spoiler:Socrates' answer, and his ultimate argument against the Arbiter, is that a ''perfect'' definition on the nature of morality is impossible to pinpoint, but that shouldn't stop us from trying to get at it, as it makes us better thinkers and better people.]]
* PressXToDie[=/=]SchmuckBait: Saying "Your face is ugly!" is guaranteed to heavily damage your LifeMeter... but it's always there, and so tempting. You'll at least get some funny dialogue for your trouble if you succumb to temptation.
* RedOniBlueOni: Socrates (Blue) and his daughter Ari (Red). The former is calm and collected whenever possible, and serves as the voice of reason on more than one occasion; the latter is easily excitable and doesn't hesitate to take risks.
* SequelHook: [[spoiler:The Arbiter saying that Socrates will be seen again in the Intelligible Realm "in a dozen years" points towards a second part. Who knows, maybe Soc will then debate over the meaning of life or some other theme.]]
* ShoutOut:
** An optional question when debating with Mill can lead to him outlining a scenario where society doesn't follow the rule of "innocent until proven guilty". After a description that sounds oddly like the premise of the ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' series, Socrates muses that it "might make an interesting game".
** When Ari asks Socrates if he knows who John Stuart Mill is, he says "[[Series/TheDailyShow A comedian?]]"
* SmugSnake: Socrates gets into the smug wagon pretty fast, as Ari points out, despite knowing nothing about philosophy and just the basics of debating.
* SnakeOilSalesman: Billy. He sells ''deer repellent'' using the classic "I don't see any deer around, so my product must work" fallacy. Dissecting his sales pitch serves as the game's JustifiedTutorial.
* StrawNihilist: Conversed when The Arbiter mentions that Nietzsche volunteered to debate with Socrates. He mentions that he's quite famous and quoted a lot by "[[{{Emo}} angsty teenagers]]".
* TemptingFate:
** Socrates dismisses learning about philosophy because he finds no use in pondering over the nature of right and wrong. Guess on what will depend his life.
** Socrates says to Billy that they're in New York City and it's highly unlikely for there to be a deer there. Guess what his car runs into?
** When beginning to argue with Kant:
--->'''Socrates''': This doesn't seem too bad.
** In the final chapter:
--->'''[[spoiler:The Arbiter]]''': Do you really intend to question his judgment?
* TitleDrop: After beating [[spoiler:The Arbiter, or better say, the one formerly known as Great Thinker Socrates]], Socrates Jones asks if winning the wager means he's now a Pro Philosopher.
* TwitchyEye: Euthyphro's shocked animation comes with a twitchy eye.
* TheUnfought: Socrates is about to meet Friedrich Nietzsche when [[spoiler:he accidentally starts the final argument against the Arbiter]].
* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: During the credits. Curiously, despite all the other similarities, the style of it is radically different from the way the ''VisualNovel/AceAttorney'' games handle it; whereas that series offers short speeches from the various NPC's, this game offers white-on-black images with no dialogue and no sprites.
** Socrates and Ari wake up in the hospital, and as promised by the Arbiter, in a lot of pain.
** Euthyphro is seen boring other philosophers with his preaching over the gods.
** Kant tries a fake beard just to see how he looks with one. Going by his expression, he's not sure of it.
** Ari is in school talking about what a jerk was Hobbes.
** Socrates is seen buying all of Billy's deer repellent.
* YoungerThanSheLooks: Ari looks old enough to be a college student, but she's actually in high school.

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