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''My Girlfriend Is The President'' (Japanese title: ''Osananajimi wa Daitouryou'', more accurately "My Childhood Friend is the President") is an {{eroge}} by the company Alcot.

What happens when a loli-alien-maid crashes her ship into the earth, eliminating Japan's government? HilarityEnsues, of course. The entire world is brainwashed into believing the first girl on the scene is the Japanese president, with only two people in the world who remember how it used to be.

Junichiro Hondo, teenage pervert, is the new vice president and one of those who remember the old ways. His childhood friend Yukino Ohama, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial who isn't named after the American President Obama AT ALL]], is the new President of the United States of Nippon and quickly develops a fanbase. The rest of the cast includes a female not-Rahm Emanuel, a gender-flipped version of UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin, a personified spaceship and the aforementioned loli-alien-maid.

A trailer can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHuBvPcCTU8 here]]. [[http://www.jastusa.com/in-2011-your-girlfriend-is-the-president JAST USA]] (link NotSafeForWork) localized the game, using most if not all of [[http://www.tsukuru.info/tlwiki/index.php?title=Osananajimi_wa_Daitouryou TLWiki's]] unfinished FanTranslation.

Also, a fandisc was released on August 13, 2010, featuring epilogues of Irina's and Ell's routes. It will be translated into English by JAST USA.
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!!''My Girlfriend Is The President'' provides examples of:

* AccentUponTheWrongSyllable - Souma.
* ACupAngst - Kuon is very sensitive about her small bust size.
* AllLovingHero - Yukino tries her best to make all her citizens happy.
* AllThereInTheManual - Qoo invokes this almost immediately. In fact, it's her demanding Jun to read it that triggers the first choice of the game.
* AmericanPoliticalSystem - Thanks to an unfortunate UFO crash, this gets transplanted to Japan. The game even has [[TheMoreYouKnow a few segments to explain]] the real world AmericanPoliticalSystem, [[ShownTheirWork and their use of it is surprisingly accurate]] for a game running heavily on the RuleOfFunny, but not always.
* AndThisIsFor - [[spoiler: Jun, while delivering one hell of a whoopass to Souma.]] Ell also does this to Remi when the latter interrupts a TV show the former was watching.
* ArousedByTheirVoice - Jun's knees begin to tremble when he hears Saionji's voice.
* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever - [[spoiler:Panda/Saionji in Ran's route.]]
* AxCrazy - Kuon, who frequently gets scolded by Putina for her violent acts in public.
* BadassAdorable - Putina takes detours from routine strolls to beat up terrorists with her judo and uses her days off to be a [[BigDamnHeroes Big Damn Hero]].
** Ell is made for this trope, as is her sister, Remi.
* BadassBoast - From Qoo of all people.
--> '''Qoo Little-Little''': "I am Qoo Little-Little, the most intelligent being in the universe! "Impossible" doesn't exist in my electronic dictionary! The entire galaxy will eventually be mine!"
* BaitAndSwitch - [[spoiler: The hot spring scene in Yukino's begins by building up as an H-scene complete with seeing Yukino naked and one of the the H-scene bgms playing. Then Jun loses control and we learn that Yukino isn't going to get over her phallophobia that easily. In the end an otherwise intimate moment is rapidly and unexpectedly switched out to comedy almost instantly.]]
* BecomeARealBoy - One of the central themes of Ell's route. In the end, [[spoiler:she succeeds and, with help from Qoo and Remi, reincarnates as an actual human after her HeroicSacrifice.]]
* BerserkButton:
** Putina doesn't appreciate being called "Puchin". [[spoiler:At the end of her route, she manages to get used to that nickname.]]
** Do not utter the word "flat" when Kuon or Remi is nearby.
* BettyAndVeronica - The sweet ditzy childhood friend Yukino and the extremely famous, beautiful, tsundere badass Putina respectively.
* BigDamnHeroes - Morita in Yukino's ending, [[spoiler:using the "Go Iron Man" suit to dive-bomb Remi's brainwashing gun and disabling the barrier surrounding the school in the process.]] A reckless plan, though he's sure he won't die, because his cute wife is waiting for him back home. In one of his eroges.
-->'''Junichiro:''' Wait! You're pointlessly setting up too many mortality flags!
* BlandNameProduct - Giant X. Makes whatever is injected with it turn giant. Also [=NYAmazon=].
* BlatantLies - Ran - "Onee-san didn't raise you to be that way!" You raised Jun to be this way and you know it!
* BrainwashedAndCrazy - [[spoiler: Putina in the climax of her route, complete with MindControlEyes]].
* BuxomIsBetter - A ''lot'' of Junichiro's attention is devoted to Putina and Ran's breasts. And on the opposite side of things he denies being a lolicon. He will point out though that he appreciated the existence of breasts themselves rather than any one size.
* CainAndAbel - Remi is very jealous of Ell because Remi accidentally disappeared during a test flight and was found by Souma while Ell was raised properly by Qoo (as properly as Qoo is capable of, anyway). This tends to result in spaceships capable of destroying planets canceling each other's power out and pulling each other's cheek.
* CaptainObvious[=/=]CaptainObviousAesop - [[spoiler:Launching nukes at us is bad! We don't like that!]]
* ChildhoodFriendRomance - Ran and Yukino, though it's only Yukino who really plays it up. She comes to Junichiro's house to wake him up in the morning, voluntarily does his household chores, cooks for him ([[LethalChef albeit badly]]), and is otherwise totally devoted to him. Even though she's the president of Japan. Though on Junichiro's side of things, at the beginning of the game it's revealed that he actually confessed to Ran once and got turned down.
* CharmPerson - [[spoiler:The brainwashing effect of Qoo's device makes Yukino much more persuasive than she would be otherwise. When she sings, it gets upgraded to full-on CompellingVoice.]]
* ClingyJealousGirl - The only thing that can make Yukino really angry is somebody taking Junichiro away from her. At one point she bans exports of Junichiro to prevent Putina from taking him to Russia. To her credit she doesn't interrupt any truly intimate moments between Junichiro and Putina even when she's right there, and still maintains a friendship with her love rival.
** On the other hand, she does everything in her power to try to keep Ran off of him starting from the ''very first scene of Ran's route.''
--> '''Jun: [[InnerMonologue (Thinking)]]''' [[NicoNicoDouga If this was a video site with scrolling comments]], the video would be covered with a barrage of [[{{Angrish}} "FFFFFFFF."]]
* ComicallyMissingThePoint - When speaking with [[spoiler:Miyoshi Ran]]'s father, he mentions that their hypothetical children could become the pawn of warring factions. Their immediate reaction is to be thrilled to hear they can have children at all.
* CoolBigSis - Ran.
* CrashIntoHello - Well, sort of. Junichiro crash lands on a member of a terrorist group Putina was beating up after involuntarily testing a jet pack for Qoo, meeting Putina for the first time.
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow - Ran.
* CuteClumsyGirl - One of Yukino's charms.
* DeadPersonImpersonation - [[spoiler:The Ran that Jun knew as a child died shortly after moving away, and the Ran that came back nine years before the story began was an alien that revived her body and merged with it, and then fell in love with him just like the real Ran did. It's gotten to the point that they've essentially fused with Ran unable to tell whose memories belong to whom anymore.]]
* DeathIsDramatic - [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] - even when people aren't actually dying, the cast pretends they got killed anyway so that they may draw inspiration from their comrades' HeroicSacrifice.
* DefeatByModesty - Terminachan in the third conflict during Ran's route... Well, that's the [[TheImmodestOrgasm nice way of putting it]] anyway.
* DefectorFromDecadence - [[spoiler: Saionji.]]
* DetachedSleeves - Ell.
* DeusExitMachina - Ell, the most powerful character, is always canceled out by Remi and thus unable to aid anyone.
* DigitalPiracyIsEvil - The very first choice you can make is a hilariously self aware AffectionateParody of this trope.
* DirtyOldMan - Souma. [[spoiler:His main reason for doing the things he does is his desire for female... attention. In Yukino's route, he even tries to take over the whole world so he can gather the world's most beautiful women in his harem and make out with them every day.]]
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything - Junichiro's so-called "Raper Blade", a pale light extending from his crotch turning into a humongous blade which he uses to assault Terminachan.
-->'''Terminachan:''' ''(*flustered*)'' I-Impossible... It's so big...
-->'''Junichiro:''' Don't worry. It only hurts in the beginning! You'll start to feel good immediately!!
* EmbarrassingNickname - "Don't call me Puchin!"
* EvilIsPetty - Souma.
* EvolvingCredits - The title screen changes after completing a route. The default setting is daytime, followed by afternoon, night and morning.
* {{Expy}} - Kuon bears an uncanny resemblance to [[KOn Mio in a maid uniform]], which might be hinted at based on the fact that [[BilingualBonus in Japanese "ku" is sometimes pronounced as the consonant "k".]]
** Irina Vladimirovna Putina is a famous, beautiful, strong-willed {{tsundere}} who can generate [[ShockAndAwe electricity]] and kick ass on her own, even has a lesbian associate who has a not-so-covert crush on her. Hence, she is an older version of [[LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex Misaka Mikoto]].
** Yukino resembles [[{{Shuffle}} Kaede]] a ''lot''. She learns to cook from a senpai who is also in love with the protagonist, has the same hair colour (but not the same eye colour), is the ChildhoodFriend of the protagonist, wakes the protagonist up in the morning before the game actually starts, etc. If her hair were a bit shorter and didn't have an ahoge and she had blue eyes, she could even pass off for Kaede!
* ExtremeDoormat - PlayedForLaughs. Yukino is not above pretending to be Junichiro's dog, even when they're at school.
* TheFaceless - Yukino Fan A, whose face is always concealed by a mask labelled "A".
* FeminineWomenCanCook - Yukino's pretty set on cooking for Junichiro so she can compete with Ran and Putina, even if she does ruefully acknowledge her status as a LethalChef.
* FreudianSlip - "YESSU WE CUM!"
* GRatedSex - The entire hug scene with Putina and Ell.
* GamerChick - Qoo Little-Little.
* GagBoobs - Putina and Ran.
* {{Genderflip}} - Most of the cast.
* GenreSavvy - A good chunk of the cast actively watches anime, plays video games and eroge, and/or reads manga and doujinshi, so it's kind of to be expected.
* GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger - Putina... all the time.
* GracefulLoser - Irina, when Junichiro tells her in Yukino's route that he won't be going with her to Russia because he's in love with Yukino. She's disappointed, of course, but she also pushes him to confess to Yukino as quickly as possible and she thanks him for being her first love, whilst expressing the wish to remain friends.
* GratuitousEnglish - "YESSU WE CAN" and [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar "YOU WA SHOCK"]] amongst others.
** The leader of the Hot Springs Task Force begins ''every'' line with a sentence or phrase of GratuitousEnglish (e.g. [[Anime/CodeGeass YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!!]]). The spaceships are also fond of this.
** Souma likes to yell "JEEEEEESUUUUS" for no particular reason.
* GratuitousRussian - Putina, ''some'' of the time in dialogue.
** Used by Jun. Mostly in apologies to Kuon.
* HairDecorations - All the four heroines and Qoo.
* HeelFaceTurn - [[spoiler:Saionji, Ran and Kuon, though you don't always learn that Ran is on the other side anyway.]]
* HeroicBSOD - [[spoiler:Yukino undergoes a brief one when she finds out about the mass brainwashing.]]
* HeroicResolve - In the finale of Yukino's route, [[spoiler:Junichiro's SuperMode proves to be no match against Souma's powers. He's about to pass out, battered and broken, until he hears Yukino's voice and the song all their allies are singing for them outside. This gives him the power to defeat Souma for real.]]
-->'''Junichiro:''' Heh. I can obtain as much power as I want. As long as Yukino is with me!!
* HumanAlien - It's noted briefly that not all aliens look like humans. Rather, Qoo was specifically chosen because she looks human.
* IdiotBall - Jun entered at least one situation where [[spoiler:he could've been able to safely release his alien power]] but opted for a more dangerous alternative.
* IdiotHair - As seen on the page image above, Yukino has a rather large one AND a smaller one ''right next to it''. It pulls double duty as ExpressiveHair as well.
* ImmortalImmaturity - All ''over'' the place. Ell, Remi, Souma and possibly [[spoiler:Ran and Kuon]] when fridge logic sets in about the length of the assignments undertaken. The closest thing to an aversion is probably Qoo, who talks like a dirty old woman and acts like a lazy bum. You could argue that she really is acting her age and is simply a hedonist.
* ImprobableAge - Justified for Yukino, but not for Irina. Irina herself even lampshades this at one point.
* ImTakingHerHomeWithMe - Putina's reaction to Ell.
* TheIngenue - Ell. This is justified by her being an AI and hence she has virtually no knowledge of human nature.
* InsaneTrollLogic - Souma's ideas of chastity involves this. Jun even calls him out on this.
* ItsAllMyFault - Ell tends to blame herself a lot.
* {{Jerkass}} - Souma, Remi.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold - Qoo is short-tempered, abrasive, and likes to jerk people around, but she's surprisingly considerate of others, even though she'd never admit it herself.
* LampshadeHanging - Nearly everything gets lampshaded.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall - With all the lampshade hanging it should be expected.
--> '''Jun:''' Just so you know, I'm not trying to trigger your flag or anything.
--> '''Qoo:''' Kukuku. You make me want to trigger it myself by saying that.
--> '''Jun:''' Give it up. I'm going through Ran-neechan's route right now. There's no room for you to butt in.
* {{Leitmotif}} - All the main heroines have one, though [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnGPbspJoU Ran]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7eGWq-AP8 Ell's]] are probably the most noticeable. Here is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppWz5M8wL90 Yukino's]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytfO1f8AcwY Irina's]] for comparison.
* LethalChef - Yukino's food has to be censored by mosaic and is accompanied by [[Series/TeXFiles X-Files]] music.
* LickingTheBlade - At one point, Terminachan seductively licks the tip of the fruit knife she just used to cut Junichiro's cheek.
%% * LockedOutOfTheLoop - Yukino.
* {{Lolicon}} - Junichiro denies being one when asked on one occasion.
* LonelyRichKid - While being a world leader isn't exactly equivalent to being wealthy, being the president of Russia at such a young age hasn't given Putina a chance to make many friends or have much fun.
* LoveableSexManiac - Junichiro is first introduced fondling an assistant. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
* LoveTriangle - Though there are four heroines, the story largely focuses on the Putina/Yukino/Junichiro triangle and both girls recognize the other as their rival. Before the story started, there was also Yukino -> Junichiro -> Ran, but it goes largely unmentioned.
* {{Moe}} - InUniverse: Yukino has an 80% approval rating because she's so moe. The other girls are too, but Yukino actually harnesses her moe-ness to help her lead Japan.
* MundaneMadeAwesome - Peeping on girls changing or in the hot springs involves epic confrontations with a NinjaMaid, units of special forces soldiers, [[RousingSpeech rousing speeches]], and death traps. Kind of justified given that Junichiro ''is'' peeping on world leaders who'd need special security 24/7.
** Also, any time anybody eats anything.
* MurderIsTheBestSolution - The Hot Springs Task Force seems to think so. A student standing in their way while the president tries to pass through?
-->'''Nipponese Soldier A:''' [[GratuitousEnglish BOY]], you seem to have quite the guts. But this is our job. Die now for the sake of our president!
* NakedApron - Ran, much to Jun's utter delight. Then they realize Ell is in the room watching.
* NinjaMaid - Kuon doesn't utilize martial arts, but she ''is'' more often shown performing acts of violence than she is shown doing anything, y'know, maids ''usually'' do.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed - As applied to countries. Rusia, Ameriga, Nippon and Chaiwan. There's also the obvious genderflipped tsundere Vladimir Putin stuff.
* NoIndoorVoice - The Hot Springs Task Force tend to yell most of their lines, combined with lots of GratuitousEnglish.
* NotBrainwashed - A more lighthearted example since this story doesn't ''do'' dark. Turns out that [[spoiler:Ran and Kuon]] faked being brainwashed so as to continue spying.
* TheNotLoveInterest - Qoo Little-Little. She kick-starts the plot, she immediately starts teasing Junichiro the moment she abducts him and she shows up through the entire game. Despite that, she hasn't got her own route. [[spoiler:Which is probably why she ''does'' have a sex scene in the fandisc.]]
* ObliviousToLove - Averted. Junichiro acknowledges pretty early on that he knows how Yukino feels but simply doesn't feel like a relationship upgrade. On the other hand, the girls seem to think he doesn't know.
* ObviouslyEvil - Odds are pretty strongly against a guy named Josef Souma '''[[ThoseWackyNazis Mengele]]''' being a good guy. Junichiro and his classmates even agree that he ''looks'' like a demon king.
* OccidentalOtaku - Russia's "western-ness" might be debatable, but Putina clearly has shades of this.
* OnlySaneMan - Junichiro is literally the only sane man in that he's the only man on Earth to remember what things were like before the aliens brainwashed everybody. Putina on the other hand is the only sane woman by this standard.
* OtakuSurrogate - Even though Junichiro and especially Morita usually would be enough otaku for one game, Yukino watches anime, and reads manga and doujinshi (including the {{hentai}} sort, amusingly). She ends up as one of these in-universe too when she becomes a hero to otakus for opposing a bill to ban doujinshi.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent - In this case Our Presidents Are MoeMoe Highschool Girls. Putina's a President Action while Yukino's a President Personable.
* OverprotectiveDad - [[spoiler: Saionji]].
* PaperFanOfDoom - Putina likes to use this.
* PaperThinDisguise - Terminachan, Feather Moon, Morider.
* PerkyFemaleMinion - Remi.
* PlotArmor - In Putina's route, Junichiro briefly wonders if his status as the protagonist will save him if he goes out to deal with [[spoiler:Remi]] on his own. Moments later he also resists tempting fate by refusing to note no one has been melted yet.
* PowerGlows - "What's wrong Jun-kun!? You're emanating a pointless golden aura!"
* ProperTightsWithASkirt - Putina and Ran. The latter is a subversion.
* PsychoLesbian - Kuon shows shades of this, combined with MurderTheHypotenuse. She's none too happy with Irina's infatuation with Junichiro and she tries to murder him during the hot springs incident because, as she exclaims with a {{Nosebleed}}, only ''she'' is allowed to see milady naked!
* PutOnABus - Irina and Kuon return to Russia halfway Yukino and Ran's route...
** BackForTheFinale - ...but return in the end, just in time to [[spoiler:join the fight against Souma]].
* RedOniBlueOni - Well, Pink Oni and Teal Oni, with Remi and Ell respectively.
* RedShirtArmy - The Hot Springs Task Force.
* RescueRomance - How Putina falls for Junichiro right after their first meeting.
* RuleOfFunny - The game runs on this in the way ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' and ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' run on RuleOfCool.
* SayMyName - Junichiro after Morita's BigDamnHeroes moment (see above).
-->'''Junichiro:''' Moritaaaaaaaaaa!!
* ShockAndAwe - Putina's body can release a huge amount of static electricity. [[spoiler: In the epilogue of her route, she becomes an full-blown {{Expy}} of [[LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex Misaka Mikoto.]]]]
* ShoutOut - All over the place. ''ToHeart2'', IronMan, Film/JamesBond, ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'', ''Manga/DetectiveConan'', ''Anime/CodeGeass'', ''VisualNovel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi'', ''{{Shenmue}}'', ''FireEmblem'', ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'', {{Superman}}, ''LightNovel/SisterPrincess'', ''VideoGame/ZoneOfTheEnders'', ''VideoGame/MegaMan'', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'', ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate/Stay Night]]''... look, there are a plenty of them okay?
** ''FistOfTheNorthStar'':
*** Qoo - "It's the new "You Wa Shock!" stun gun!"
*** Junichiro - "That's quite the end-of-the-century weapon you've got there!"
*** Many attack names are also mentioned.
** ''GGundam'':
*** "Gluttony fight... Reeeeeaaaadyyyy.... GO!"
*** "Remi's right arms shines and cries out to defeat me."
*** Junichiro - "This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's bright grip tells me to make you squirt!"
** ''Anime/YuGiOh'':
*** "You've activated my trap card!
** ''GurrenLagann'':
*** "Believe in us, who believes in you!"
** ''GaoGaiGar'':
*** Yukino - "Final transformation, approved!"
*** Ell/Jun - "Roger! Final transformation, OVERDRIVE!"
*** Complete with the comic picture having two seperate "GGG"s.
** ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'':
*** Qoo - "Singing is great. Singing enriches the soul. It's the crowning achievement of the culture that the Lilim created. Don't you think so, Junichiro?"
*** Yukino's lethal cooking caused the second impact, according to Jun's near death experience.
** ''Anime/CodeGeass'':
*** Morita - "However, don't forget. The power of kings will surely lead you to solitude."
*** Hot Springs Task Force - "YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!"
*** Jun - "All of you, look into my eyes." Even more hilarious as he's confronting armed soldiers when he says it.
** [[Manga/DragonBall Yukino denies being from Planet Vegeta and having an M-shaped hairline. Ell mentions growing Saibamen that can kill Yamcha instantly.]]
** The Film/{{Ghostbusters}} are mentioned in Ran's route.
** [[{{Terminator}} Terminachan says "I'll be back" multiple times.]] In English.
** '''Morider''' [after throwing a bottle on Jun]: [[Franchise/ResidentEvil This is a first-aid spray. It's that infamous item that restores all your life in that zombie game.]]
** ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam'': The White Devil is mentioned a couple of times. A character (Ran if I remember) suggests painting something red and giving it a horn, referring to Char Aznable's custom mobile suits. Remi calls herself the Red Comet, and her aura makes her eat 3 times faster. Also helps that she's pinkish, like Char's Zaku II Commander Colors. [[spoiler:During the battle when Souma takes control of the virgins, Morita crashes into Remi, saying Sleggar's last words, and The Sigway is basically the Ball, even down to the nickname "Mobile Coffin", and Morita picks the one with the horn and red paint, referencing Char again]]
** ''Anime/MacrossFrontier'': "Embrace Me! To the Ends of Nippon!" Complete with "Kirah!" and "Deculture!" In Ell's route, [[spoiler:during Remi's attack on Earth]], Saionji orders the Hot Spring Task force to do the "Planet Dance", and Morita can be seen in one of the screens wearing Mikhail's helmet.
** ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'':
---> '''Qoo''' Ell, use thunderbolt!
---> '''Ell''': Pikaaaaaaa.
*** And:
---> '''Junichiro''': As I moved my fingers softly without a word, Remi let out a cute voice and trembled. It's super effective!
** ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'': Souma naming his telekinesis attack "Hierophant Moss Green".
---> '''Junichirou''': "What sort of stand user are you!?"
** ''Anime/DragonBallZ'': Jun powering up hard during the first(?) fight.
---> '''Irina''': "What's going on, Jun!? You're pointlessly emanating a golden aura!"
** Probably unintentional, but Yukino manages to brainwash an enemy just about to fire a nuclear missile via telephone. [[Videogame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert2 Oh my God, she's the daughter of Yuri]]!
%%* ShrinkingViolet - Ell when she's introduced. Again after she meets Puchin, for understandable reasons.
%% * SiblingYinYang - Ell and Remi.
%%% Zero-context examples are not allowed.
* SpaceshipGirl - Ell and Remi.
** [[spoiler: Isaia, Ell little twin sister in the fandisc, and her and Remi's 46 sisters are mentioned.]]
* StalkerWithACrush - Remi towards Yukino in the latter's and Ell's route.
* StarfishAlien - Aliens like Saionji. They don't actually have corporeal bodies as such, though they still somehow manage to reproduce and tend to hitchhike off of local organisms when working. That said, they ''think'' in exactly the same manner as a human.
* TheStarscream - [[spoiler:Remi in Ell's route.]]
* StatusQuoIsGod - Played for laughs in Yukino's route. [[spoiler:Junichiro and Yukino were about to give each other the kiss that would spark the memory rewrite and return everything to normal. Something pretty much the whole game built up to. But they screw it up and everything ends up staying pretty much the same, except that everyone who died in the crash is alive again and everyone knows about the aliens. But Yukino is still president, the Snow House is still there and Remi and Irina announce that they still plan to make Yukino and Junichiro theirs.]]
* TheStinger - Yukino's route. [[spoiler: The game ends with a touching scene between Yukino and Junichiro. After the credits, Remi and Irina suddenly butt in, still not having given up on conquering Yukino and Junichiro's hearts, respectively.]]
-->'''Yukino:''' Nooo!! Let us end with a happy ending at least!!!!
* StudentCouncilPresident - Yukino. She's also the President of Nippon.
* SupremeChef - Ran. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] since she actually works at a restaurant.
* TalkToTheFist - "Wait, Jun-kun. You shouldn't resort to violence!" "Sorry, his speech was too long, so I slugged him."
* TheTease - Ran, oh so much. It's pretty clear that she wishes he ''would'' make a move. [[spoiler: She's probably stop teasing and make a move herself if it wasn't for the fact that she's not supposed to have a relationship with an earthling as a member of the Guardians.]]
** Jun as well. Sometimes when Ran teases him he'll tease right back. However, she's good at keeping a straight face. There is at least one occasion though where she starts blushing furiously when Jun can no longer see her face.
* ThirdPersonPerson - Remi
* TooKinkyToTorture - Kuon enjoys being hit with Putina's fan '''entirely''' too much.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood - Ell loves everything with yakisoba, and Remi likes fried rice.
* TranslationConvention - Putina and Kuon, both native speakers of Russian, seem to like speaking Japanese even if they are alone together.
* TranquilFury - Ell. Remi learns about this in the hard way:
-->'''Remi:''' W-W-Wait a minute! Did you just shoot Remi's head? Did you just fire a laser from your finger?
-->'''Ell:''' I did, so?
* {{Tsundere}} - Putina. Though she doesn't know what the word means when it's lampshaded. Oddly enough she DOES know what it is in Yukino's route.
** Jun claims to be one in Ran's route, saying that when he goes dere everyone will just drop dead from the moe.
* TsurimeEyes - Putina
* TykeBomb - [[spoiler:Putina was restructured and trained by Guardian to serve their own purpose.]]
* UnfazedEveryman[=/=]TokenHuman - [[spoiler:Yukino is the only one among the main cast who is not related to aliens in some way. Even Ran and Morita turn out to be aliens. Whether her ability to naturally accept everything going on is due to brainwashing or not is ambiguous.]]
* UnusualEuphemism - Back and forth between Ran and Jun.
* VerbalTic - Remi's "Mokyuu~", Souma's "Jesus".
* VirginPower[=/=]YouNeedToGetLaid - Souma taps into the resentment of bitter singles[[note]]Referred to as dateless virgin losers occasionally[[/note]] to try to topple the government by promising a governmental match-making service, [[ChristmasInJapan and he tries to get Christmas abolished as a romantic holiday.]] Remi wonders just why he uses this angle...
* WaveMotionGun - Vector Cannon, a ShoutOut to ''VideoGame/ZoneOfTheEnders''.
* WeCanRuleTogether - [[spoiler:Souma proposes this towards Junichiro in Yuniko's route. That is, if Junichiro licks his boots first.]]
* WellDoneDaughterGirl - Remi.
* WifeHusbandry - [[spoiler: Souma claims to have done this to Putina.]]
** Husband Husbandry version played for laugh by Ran: [[spoiler: she whispers orders into Jun's ear when he sleeps.]]
* WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove - Ell's reaction once she starts falling for Junichiro.
* WhyDidItHaveToBe - [[spoiler: Putina has a crippling fear of darkness, and Ell suffers from acrophobia]].
* WidgetSeries - Genderflipped President Obama and Vladimir Putin. You can date either one of them. You can also date a starship or [[spoiler:an entity without a true physical body of her own]].
* WingdingEyes - Yukino and Irina (but mostly Yukino) have their eyes replaced by twirls when they're heavily confused or shocked. Yukino also literally goes starry-eyed a few times in Ran's route.
* WouldntHitAGirl - Jun. Instead, [[spoiler:he gropes Kuon into submission! ...That sounded worse than intended. Let's try that again: He groped her into fleeing the battlefield and also gaining something of a crush on him.]]
** In one instance he does the same thing to [[spoiler:Remi]]. It works right up until he triggers her berserk button.
** He does it to Irina too. Instead of fighting her, he gropes her breasts, leaving her too aroused to do anything back. To make absolutely sure she doesn't recover, he then tells Kuon that her lady needs to be "taken care" of. [[BlackComedyRape Kuon more than happily obliges.]]
* YouGetMeCoffee - After giving many important orders to her other staff members:
-->'''Yukino:''' Jun-kun, [[spoiler:pat my head]].
* ZettaiRyouiki - Yukino is Grade A, and Ell is Grade B.
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