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->''"You suck at this game!"''

[[TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture The year is 1999]], and the evil General Akhboob closes off his country of "Kookistan" to the rest of the world and captures all of the reporters that went to the scene looking for a story. Also, the general is using his base to create mutants, stockpiling weapons and doing other various nasty things, and it's up to the Doomsday Squad ([[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Captain Carnage and Major Mayhem]]) to go in, destroy the base and capture General Akhboob.
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!! This video game provides examples of:
* AmericaSavesTheDay: Hammered home by the presence of American flags that both heroes can collect.
** One "hint" in the game tells you to "protect the flag".
* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: General Akhboob's insults during the intermissions.
* [[AutoScrollingLevel Auto-Scrolling Game]]: For the most part, anyway.
* BigBad: General Akhboob [[spoiler:-- who turns out to be UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler]]
* BloodierAndGorier
* [[{{Bowdlerise}} Bowdlerization]]: The SNES port is noticeably censored in comparison to the original arcade version; neither hero has a [[TorsoWithAView hole in his chest]] after stepping on mines, and the blood goes from red to blue. Additionally, General Akhboob is thrown in jail instead of being executed, and one of the forms in his fight is removed.
* BrutalBonusLevel: Most warp spirals will send you to bonus screens where you can boost your score, but all of them are ''loaded'' with hazards that can still result in death.
* BulletHell: Some sections require the player to dodge massive amounts of goo being shot out of ExplodingBarrels.
* CallBack: To ''VideoGame/SmashTV'', since Akhboob will occasionally shout, "I'll buy ''you'' for a dollar!"
* [[ColourCodedMultiplayer Color-Coded Multiplayer]]: Captain Carnage is a white soldier; Major Mayhem is a black soldier.
* CutscenePowerToTheMax: On the electric chair challenge, your supermuscleman can potentially survive 60,000-volt blasts through his cranium. But in-game, he's a OneHitPointWonder.
* DamageSpongeBoss: Both Orcus' and Akhboob's machine forms can take copious amounts of damage before going down. Expect a long time fighting them.
* DeadlineNews: News reporter "Candy Blitzer" is captured by a mutant on live TV just before she exposes Akhboob's real identity.
* DemonicSpiders: Robotic spiders start appearing in the second mission. There are even spider eggs that hatch if not collected before hand.
* DummiedOut / WhatCouldHaveBeen: Over 20 years after the game was released, it was discovered that there were supposed to be ''two'' endings; failing to collect all items in the Pleasure Domes (which in any case can only be done by two players) was supposed to give the "bad" ending where the heroes sit alone (without the ladies) in the Pleasure Domes, whilst collecting everything was to display the "good" ending with the ladies present, but of course without the taunting text. For some reason (probably because getting all the goodies is nearly impossible even with two players), finishing the game always combines the "good" picture with the "bad" text.
* ElectricTorture
* EveryCarIsAPinto: As well as every other ground vehicle in General Akhboob's fleet.
* EverythingTryingToKillYou
* ExplodingBarrels: They don't explode when the player shoots them, but they usually explode on their own, and en masse, showering the screen with purple goo that the player has to dodge.
* FireBreathingWeapon:
** The heroes have flamethrowers as available weapons.
** The [=mook=] known as Mr. Butane carries one.
** Orcus blows fire out of his nose.
* ForceField: Temporarily provided whenever one of the heroes places a bomb.
* {{Gorn}}
* GratuitousGerman: The final boss will occasionally yell "Schnell!" and "Braunschweiger!"[[note]]a type of sausage[[/note]]
* InvincibilityPowerUp: A headband.
* IShallTauntYou: Another of General Akhboob's specialties.
-->"You suck at this game!"
* KaizoTrap: After you beat Orcus, don't stand around. Orcus' body will bounce around before Akhboob's limo drives across the screen -- both of which are capable of turning your supermuscleman into meat sauce.
* LosingHorns: Played when a screen-clearing bomb turns out to be a dud.
-->[[VideoGame/SmashTV "No way!"]]
* LudicrousGibs
* MadeOfIron: Mooks and Bosses, but also...
* MadeOfPlasticine: You the PC, and all of the humanoid mooks.
* ManOnFire: Setting fire to certain objects (e.g., vehicles) will turn nearby Mooks into burning men, who charge at you with flaming fists. You're not so lucky -- if your super wussy plasticine muscleman touches anything even remotely flaming (like the burning men), you are instant cinders.
* MoreDakka
* MusclesAreMeaningless: ''Boy howdy!'' Your character's muscles put even the [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]] to shame. But one touch of ''anything'' and you are instant meatsauce.
* NintendoHard
* NitroBoost: Sneakers increase the heroes' walking speed as they go [[Film/TheThreeStooges "Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop"]].
* OneHitPointWonder: The Player Characters and most mooks.
* OneUp: Dog tags in various segments. And you're definitely going to need as many as you can get!
* OwMyBodyPart: Orcus, the game's first boss, will scream something like this whenever one of his (its?) body parts is destroyed.
--> '''Orcus:''' "My head! My head!"
* PressXToNotDie: A "challenge" that randomly pops up involves Captain Carnage and Major Mayhem being strapped to electric chairs. Each player has to mash their start button as much as possible to prevent them both from seeing the continue screen. This is inverted in the best ending, where General Akhboob is captured and subject to the same punishment, care of the players.
* PuttingOnTheReich: Fighting Akhboob's giant mutant head eventually results in him donning a Hitler stache and yelling "Schnell!" when shot.
* RammingAlwaysWorks -- but only while the hero is invincible.
* RecycledSoundtrack: The music that plays within the Pleasure Domes is the "Ten Seconds!" (e.g. the "continue?") music from ''VideoGame/SmashTV''.
* [[SchrodingersPlayerCharacter Schrodinger's Villain]]: If any of the Akhboob clones escape, the real Akhboob escapes. Thus, the only way to capture him is to catch all the clones.
** And even then you still have to have unlocked the Pleasure Domes, or else the scrolling epilogue text will claim he escaped anyway.
* SharedLifeMeter: One part of the FinalBoss fight (with the two giant mutant faces) uses the second variety.
* ShoutOut: Orcus recycles several of his attacks and part of his cybernetic visual style from the final boss of ''VideoGame/{{Narc}}'', most famously the stream of severed tongues (the staff of ''Narc'' had been bought out by Midway at around the time ''Narc'' was hitting the market, so it's probably not a coincidence).
* SmartBomb
* [[MartialArtsHeadband Soldier's Headband]]
* SpiritualSuccessor: To ''Smash TV''.
* SpreadShot
* StockAudioClip: The "Bingo!" and "Total Carnage!" sounds come directly from ''VideoGame/SmashTV''. As well as Mutoid Man's "NO WAY!" if you pick up a fake smart bomb.
* StuffBlowingUp: Natch.
* TakingYouWithMe: The player character will, during certain death animations, drop a primed bomb at his dying feet.
* TitleDrop: Occurs whenever a SmartBomb actually works.
* TitleScream: Taken directly from a sound bite from ''Smash TV''.
* TopHeavyGuy: You are, as well as many of the enemies.
* TorsoWithAView: Stepping on a mine, getting run over, or getting squashed causes the heroes' bodies to fly into the air, allowing the players to see their bloody chest cavities.
* WalkingShirtlessScene
* WarpZone: Several rotating spirals can take the heroes further into the game.
* WhatTheHellPlayer: If the players let Akhboob escape, the game will not hesitate to tell them how much they suck.
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