A 1984 [[InteractiveFiction text-based adventure game]] published by Creator/{{Infocom}} and yet another spinoff of that wholly remarkable franchise ''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''. The game was co-written by DouglasAdams and SteveMeretzky.

It's notorious for being maddeningly difficult and very funny, and stays close to the other versions of ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''.

You can play it online [[http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game.shtml here]].

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!!This game contains examples of:

* AllThereInTheManual: Not really, but being familiar with the radio show/novels/TV/movie versions can help.
* ChekhovsGun: Virtually all objects everywhere. Except the useless ones. Note: which ones are useless changes a bit from game to game. [[NintendoHard You're welcome.]]
* ClingyMacGuffin: The Thing That Your Aunt Gave You That You Don't Know What It Is. But it's a [[BagOfHolding good thing]] you couldn't lose it... even when you're not who you were when you lost it.
* ControllableHelplessness: When you are in "Dark".
* {{Doublethink}}: "Intelligence" is defined as the ability to do this, and the only way to enter Marvin's room is to demonstrate that you have intelligence. [[spoiler:Appropriately enough, you ultimately accomplish this by physically removing your common sense, allowing you to carry "tea" and "no tea" at the same time.]]
* EasterEgg: A couple of the footnotes have nothing referring to them; you'll only read them if you're specifically going through all the footnotes.
* EmptyRoomPsych: "You can't hear anything, see anything, smell anything, feel anything, or taste anything, and do not even know where you are or who you are or how you got there" seems to be the narrator's catchphrase. If you wait long enough, one of the senses will be eliminated from the list, and using it will help you quite a bit (even if it seems useless at first.)
* ExpospeakGag: Some items are given a name that's more complex than the everyday name. Top billing goes to the aspirin tablet in the beginning; it's called a [[spoiler:"buffered analgesic"]].
* FootnoteFever
* FriendlyEnemy: The game itself was programmed to emulate this mindset.
--> '''Player:''' [[CatchPhrase DON'T PANIC]]
--> '''Game:''' Why not? Your situation appears quite hopeless.
--> '''Player:''' PANIC
--> '''Game:''' Not surprised.
* GayOption: The game recognizes commands to kiss and enjoy characters of either gender...[[spoiler:but it just tells you that this isn't ''that'' kind of game. Sorry, slash fans.]]
* GuideDangIt: On a couple of levels. For one thing, many of the puzzles have no clues except for the in-game Hitchhiker's Guide, and the articles they're found in are sometimes something no one would think to look up on their own ("[[spoiler:Brownian Motion]]"?). For another, said puzzles are often NintendoHard anyway, and if you mess any of them up, the game will become unwinnable.
* HaveANiceDeath: One of them goes on for several screens, reacting to whatever you try to type with "You keep out of this, you're dead." Another one reads:
-->"Your serious allergic reaction to protein loss from [[TransportersAndTeleporters matter transference beams]] becomes a cause celebre among various holistic pressure groups in the Galaxy and leads to a total ban on dematerialisation. Within fifty years, space travel is replaced by a keen interest in old furniture restoration and market gardening. In this new quieter Galaxy, the [[PsychicPowers art of telepathy]] flourishes as never before, creating a new universal harmony which [[MentalFusion brings all life together]], [[EnergyBeing converts all matter into thought]] and brings about the rebirth of the entire Universe on [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence a higher and better plane of existence]]. However, none of this affects you, because you are dead."
* InTheFutureWeStillHaveRoombas: They make getting the BabelFish considerably more difficult than it should be.
* LogicBomb: Until you are able to aquire a cup of tea, your inventory will always have the item "no tea". You can't drop it, you can't do anything with it. However, once you fix the drink dispenser on the Heart of Gold , you can acquire "tea", and "no tea" will be dropped there. For the reasons listed under {{Doublethink}}, you need to have ''both''.
* LostForever: Easy to do, and usually fatal.
* TheManyDeathsOfYou: There are an insane number of ways to die, and pretty much all of them garner you [[HaveANiceDeath a snarky message]].
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: When you issue a command the game doesn't recognize, it makes a note of it, then later informs you that when you typed in that command, you inadvertently plunged a far-distant galaxy into a terrible war, which caused the races involved to unite in an intended war of genocide against your home planet. Later becomes a BrickJoke (and opens up a few additional ways to die.)
* NintendoHard: Oh, so very much. This game has been known to cause grown men to cry at the mere mention of the phrase "BabelFish."
* PressStartToGameOver: If you fail to get out of your house after the first few moves, you die. Thus setting the tone for the remainer of the game.
* PressXToDie: It is not a good idea to type "escape" when you are imprisoned, strapped down or lost in the dark. It works ''and'' is fatal.
* RubeGoldbergHatesYourGuts: The Babel Fish puzzle.
* SolveTheSoupCans: Oh, dear lord.
* SupportingProtagonist: It can be helpful to ask the game at certain points, "Who am I?" Because the answer is likely to change without notice.
* TemporalParadox: You'll revisit the same events as different people, alter the past through things you haven't done yet, and just generally give causality a good pantsing.
* UnexpectedlyRealisticGameplay: Giant parts of the game. You have a headache? Take an aspirin. After taking it out of your dressing gown pocket. After opening the pocket. After putting the dressing gown on.
* UnreliableNarrator: As if the game wasn't hard enough already, the narrator will sometimes ''lie outright'' about what's going on.
** In fact, after you win the argument and force it to let you into the Engine Room, the game initially refuses to tell you what's in there ''[[NoFourthWall because it's sulking.]]''
* UnwinnableByDesign: The player can render the game unwinnable easily and without warning. For instance, there are two entirely separate ways in which it is possible to get all the way to the end of the game and then learn that the game is now unwinnable because of something you didn't do right at the start.
## One thing you need to do at the start, but probably won't think of if somebody doesn't warn you, is giving a dog a sandwich. Yes, ''giving a dog a sandwich''. [[spoiler: Apparently you can also have Ford do it when you revisit that event later.]]
## There are about a dozen tools hidden throughout the game, ''two'' of which are in your soon-to-be-demolished house at the beginning (don't worry; if you take every item you see in the house before leaving, you'll have both). Near the very end of the game, Marvin will need just one of these tools to save you. Unless you use the psychic plant, the game will deliberately pick one that you don't have. (And you can't just bring them all because it's too crowded, and the floor is a grill that lets any dropped tools slip away.)
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