->''You looking at me? I'll smash yer face in!''
-->-- random buddy.

''Team Buddies'', where men are pill-people, women are pill-people, and there are no children in sight.

''Team Buddies'' is a 2000 video game made for the PlayStation by Creator/{{Psygnosis}}, a cross between RTS-style gameplay and third-person RPG. The main gameplay element is the collecting, stacking, and destroying of crates. Each team starts out at its base, has to run to the crate drop area, pick up a crate, run back and deposit it on its 2󫎾 stacking pad. Rinse, lather, and repeat. Different weapons, vehicles and team members are created through differing combinations of crates on different levels. For example, in the first world, you get your basic soldier (Infantry) and Commando.

In later worlds, you get ninjas, medics, and a whole range of other fun things. In the story mode, you have a number of different worlds, each with its own theme. The multiplayer mode has a few different game types: the basic Deathmatch, Domination and CaptureTheFlag, along with a unique mode called Bomball.
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!!Tropes used in ''Team Buddies'' include:
* TheAce: Commando Buddies. They even wear an ace card on their foreheads to drive the point home further.
* AllDesertsHaveCacti: In the Egyptian levels, no less.
* ArtificialStupidity: Any Buddy not under your direct control will keep doing what you last told it to do, leading to situations where a Buddy will keep bringing crates back to base until he is killed.
** It's also not a good idea to have them follow you in places with lava, as they hardly make an effort to bypass it safely.
* {{Badass}}: Commando Buddies are said to be experienced Infantries that will brave any mission without a second thought, including suicide.
* BearsAreBadNews: Grizzly Bears in the Droopy Wood levels & Polar Bears in Chilling Fields levels.
* BigBad: [[spoiler: The Baddies. They are responsible for driving the Buddies to kill each other in order to carnage for a TV show. The end of this would involve destroying the Buddies' world.]]
* CaptureTheFlag: Except replace the flags with either dogs, pigs, sheep, or penguins.
* ClusterFBomb: Especially so in the European version.
-->When accidentally shooting your own buddies: "''Are you fuckin' mental?!''"
-->When commanding buddies to build a weapon: "''Where's yer fuckin' tool?''"
* CrateExpectations: One of the main gameplay elements. They must be stacked on the team Stacking Pad in a certain way in order to produce weapons, tanks, or more teammates.
* CombatMedic: Medic Buddies, who have RegeneratingHealth, and can heal any {{NPC}}s. Other than that, they're just as destructive as any other Buddy can be.
* {{Cutscene}}: At the beginning of each world, usually to introduce a new type of Buddy.
* DifficultyByRegion: The American version of the game is slightly harder than the original European version.
* EnemyChatter: Varies by the type of Buddy in Single Player, and varies by the color of the Buddy in Multiplayer.
* EscortMission: Several throughout Single Player, most of them involving Dr. Madasalorrie.
* EverythingsBetterWithSpinning: A Super Buddy's punch attack spins enemies around for a second, leaving them helpless and likely to get spun again by another punch.
* FrickinLaserBeams: Super Buddies, being based on {{Superman}}, have these as their ranged attack. Because of this, they can't pick up weapons or use vehicles.
* GoombaStomp: Cyborg Buddies can flatten foes by jumping on them as if they were squashed by a tank.
* HighlyVisibleNinja: Ninja Buddies, who are [[LightningBruiser the fastest buddies in the game.]]
* HitPoints: When a Buddy runs out of these, their whole body explodes.
* HumongousMecha: [[spoiler: The Mech Walkers of World 8, as well as the FinalBoss: The Mega Mech.]] These are all the biggest vehicles in the game.
* AnIcePerson: Any Buddy with an Ice Gun or its upgrade. While they're not strong on their own, they can set a frosted Buddy up for a OneHitKill.
* InstantWinCondition
* {{Invisibility}}: Stealth Buddies, who remain invisible as long as they don't get hit, use a weapon, touch water, or commandeer a vehicle. Any vehicle that's black & orange can also become invisible. Super Buddies are the only buddies in the game that can see anything invisible.
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Used by Ninja Buddies as their default attack. They can slice apart stacked crates and destroy trees and buildings this way.
* MadeOfExplodium: Everything ends its life by blowing up. Buddies, animals, buildings, vehicles, trees, etc.
* MasterOfNone: Infantry Buddies, who have no special abilities or punches that all of the other Buddies have. This is because they originally started out with no battle experience whatsoever, and are aiming to get there.
* MightyGlacier: {{Cyborg}} Buddies. They can have the highest health of any Buddy in the game (alongside Super Buddies), and their standard punches hit so hard that they can wreck tanks with their bare hands. They also take less damage from weapons, resist fire better, and are completely immune to lava. Their one flaw is that they're slower than any other Buddy in the game, so it can be a problem when trying to retreat from a swarm of enemies.
* MissionControl: Briefs you on objectives and secrets before the start of every Single Player mission.
* NinjaLooting: Someone else kills the guy or destroys the object, you can swoop in and grab the ammo/health before they can.
* OneHitKill: Any weapon that hits a frozen or inflated Buddy.
** Strangely, the latter can also be OHKO'd by simply touching a base or its flag.
* PaletteSwap: All of the regular buddies are just different-colored versions of the opposing teams. All of the colors are: Blue, brown, green, orange, pink, purple, red, & yellow.
* PlayingWithFire: Anyone that has a Fireball, Napalm Grenades, or a Flamethrower, foremost, though several upgraded weapons can also burn from constant damage. A Buddy killed off this way will explode into charcoal.
* RaymanianLimbs: Buddies, [[spoiler: Baddies]], and even animals all have limbs like these.
* RewardingVandalism: Trees, animals, structures, you name it. If it can move, it can die.
* RunDontWalk: You run as a default, but you can hold the Circle button to move slower, possibly to make it easier to track escorts.
* SeriousBusiness: "Fizzy pop must flow!"
* ShiftingSandLand: World 3: Dirtbox Desert
* ShockAndAwe: A few weapons. Cyborg Buddies can also impose this on enemies with their punch attack, leaving them stunned after a couple seconds.
* ShootTheMedicFirst: As Medic Buddies have RegeneratingHealth, especially if they were build with a Super Crate, it's imperative to kill them first and kill them fast.
* {{Shoryuken}}: The default attack of Commando Buddies.
* SlippySlideyIceWorld: World 5: Chilling Fields.
* SortingAlgorithmOfWeaponEffectiveness: The more crates required to build a weapon, the more powerful that weapon will likely be. Super Crate-built weapons add another layer to this.
* SoulPower: Ghost Mode, once its unlocked. After dying in a Deathmatch, you become a ghost. In order to become a regular buddy again, you have to touch the boots of one that just recently died.
* StuffBlowingUp: The grenade weapons invoke this the most.
* TankGoodness: Comes in several different varieties of turrets and characteristics, such as 2-seaters, 3-seaters, and black-and-orange stealth tanks.
* TimedMission: Several of them.
* VideoGameFlight: Super Super Buddies ({{Superman}}-inspired Buddies after being built with a Super Crate.) can fly indefinitely. Several aerial vehicles as well.
** NotQuiteFlight: Regular Super Buddies can only glide.
* VideoGameCrueltyPotential: Unless they're important for a Single Player mission, nothing's stopping you from killing non-hostile animals like cats and dogs (if said those dogs aren't being used as [[StuffBlowingUp suicidal bombs]], that is).
** Nothing's also stopping you from killing your own teammates, and is in fact recommended if you're trying to get a full team of upgraded buddies quickly.
* VideoGameStealing: A Stealth Buddie is fully capable of stealing ammo and even weapons from enemies by simply punching them up close.
* VirtualPaperDoll: Unlockable skins in Multiplayer.
* WrapAround: The tunnels at the edge of the map.
* XMeetsY: Franchise/{{Lego}} meets VideoGame/{{Worms}}.
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