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[[caption-width-right:350:The gang's all here![[note]]Left side, clockwise from the top: [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Terezi Pyrope]], [[VideoGame/GenpeiToumaDen Taira]], Tomari, [[VideoGame/{{Mappy}} Meowkie]], [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfValkyrie Valkyrie]], [[VideoGame/{{Bravoman}} Anti-Bravoman]], Nidia, [[VideoGame/RollingThunder Al B. Tross]]. Right side: [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Jane Crocker, Davesprite]], Hiromi, [[VideoGame/WonderMomo Akiho Matsuo]], [[VideoGame/TimeCrisis Richard Miller]], VideoGame/MrDriller, Blue Max, [[VideoGame/{{Klonoa}} Lolo]], [[VideoGame/TaikoNoTatsujin Donko]], VideoGame/{{Galaga}}. Center: [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy Cousin]].[[/note]]]]

->''"I think I know what the people want, I said. What they WANT, is to be able to manipulate their favorite classic video game characters into a variety of lurid but safe-for-work romantic encounters. What they WANT, for instance, is to cajole a cute [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy Katamari]] into some sort of kissing situation with the spaceship from [[VideoGame/{{Galaga}} Galaga.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie'''

''Namco High'' is a DatingSim by Creator/BandaiNamcoEntertainment and ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' author Creator/AndrewHussie. The game stars the Cousin of the Prince from ''VideoGame/KatamariDamacy'' as they navigate the romantic ins and outs of a high school setting. It features several characters from Namco Bandai's library (such as Lolo from ''VideoGame/{{Klonoa}}'' and the aforementioned ship from ''Galaga'') and three "exchange students" from ''{{Webcomic/Homestuck}}''. Six of the characters (Al B. Tross, Anti-Bravoman, Galaga, Lolo, Meowkie and Valkyrie) are free, and you can get others by purchasing either single characters or characters packs.

When it was up, you could play the game on the Platform/ShiftyLook website. Sadly, the website is no longer functioning. However, there is a working mirror up [[http://namcohigh.klonoa.org/index2.html here]] which can be downloaded [[https://www.dropbox.com/s/z7cb9exludgepgt/Namco%20High.zip here]] (with all the paid characters too!).
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!!Tropes:

* TenMinuteRetirement: Mr. Driller gives up digging for about a day on his route in horror at the destruction he accidentally caused, but Cousin snaps him out of it.
* ActingUnnatural: Richard Miller is good at many things. Acting casually, to avert suspicion, is not one of them.
* AlmostKiss: In Mr. Driller's route, he and Cousin almost kiss on the roof after they give him a RousingSpeech and reignite his love for digging, but Pac-Man interrupts them. [[spoiler:Later on, however, he gives Cousin a chaste kiss on the cheek.]]
* AmbidextrousSprite: When King is facing to the right of the screen, the word "King" on his belt is the right way around. When he faces to the left, most visibly [[spoiler:while opening the Confiscatorium]], it suddenly becomes mirror-writing. Meowkie's hall monitor badge is also known to flip sides.
* AmbiguousGender:
** Cousin will always be referred to by non-gender-specific pronouns, to allow players to interpret Cousin as whatever gender and sexuality they prefer. Being that Hussie has previously encouraged gay and lesbian ships in ''Homestuck'', this isn't surprising. However, Taira calls Cousin "Dude", and Davesprite possibly refers to Cousin as a "boyfriend" (he might also be referring to himself from Cousin's point of view; it's unclear).
** Possibly Galaga as well.
* ArtShift: Most characters are drawn by different artists and, as such, have different styles.
* BadBadActing: Cousin, should they join the drama club.
* BaitAndSwitch: Terezi tells Cousin they remind her of her old partner, who was a grouchy person. ''WebComic/{{Homestuck}}'' readers probably assume she means Karkat. In reality, [[spoiler: she's talking about Pyralspite, her favorite Scalemate (stuffed dragon toy). Cousin accidentally rolled it up into their Katamari, sparking the [[BelligerentSexualTension caliginous]] feelings Terezi has for them.]]
* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler:Valkyrie's ending, in which she goes back to her own time period.]]
* BoyMeetsGhoul: Or "Cousin Meets Undead Samurai" in this case for Taira's route.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: This is Davesprite's shtick being a omniscient game guide and so on.
* ButHeSoundsHandsome: "A Cool Guy From Last Year", who very closely resembles Al B. Tross, pulls this in the Richard Miller route.
* TheCameo: Other than the students, we have President VideoGame/DigDug, and King from ''VideoGame/{{Tekken}}'' in charge of detention.
* CanonForeigner: Cousin was never in any previous ''Katamari'' games.
* CatchPhrase: Cousin's "Nailed it."
* ClubStub: The Digging Club on Mr. Driller's route has two members, the absolute bare minimum to be an official school club. As Cousin is the second member, it's implied that it doesn't even exist on the other routes.
* {{Crossover}}: Creator/BandaiNamcoEntertainment and ''WebComic/{{Homestuck}}'' characters in a high school setting.
* CrossoverCouple: None of the characters you can date are from ''Katamari'', to say the very least.
* DatingSim
* DoubleEntendre: Nidia's route is chock full of these. For one thing, [[spoiler: "Combining into a dragon" or just "Combining" is repeatedly used as an allegory for sex. Cousin thinks Nidia's "[[LevelGrinding grinding]]" refers to the dance move, and remarks that she's "so experienced" after she tells them she's Combined before (Cousin is embarrassed to reveal that they never have). Furthermore, Nidia reminisces about Combining with her previous partner, saying it's "the most natural thing in the world," and reveals that she's in detention for trying to force other students to Combine with her, which is referred to as "harassment." Lastly, her special ending has her and Cousin (literally) combining into a dragon. Heavens!]] Kind of puts her earlier "[[UsefulNotes/SigmundFreud Sometimes a dragon is just a dragon]]" comment in perspective...
* DysfunctionJunction: There are self-esteem issues, obsessive tendencies, and paranoiac conditions aplenty.
* EasterEgg: One that references ''WebComic/{{Homestuck}}''. [[spoiler:When entering Zoosmell Pooplord as your name, you get the response "TRY AGAIN, SMARTBUTT."]]
* EvilCounterpart: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Evil Namco High]], [[spoiler:which captures Pac-Man late in the game.]]
* EvilLawyerJoke: [[spoiler:In Tomari's route, he renounces inventing to become a law student when convinced there's no way to prevent ten thousand years of darkness and evil. When Cousin asks how useful lawyers will be in this time, Tomari says he wants to fit in.]]
* EvilParentsWantGoodKids: Meowkie's parents wanted her not to end up in a life of crime like them, and moved to the town so she could attend Namco High and get a good education; that's why being a Hall Monitor means so much to her.
* FantasticRacism:
** Meowkie is ostracized and blamed for everything because her race is assumed to be AlwaysChaoticEvil, [[spoiler:something which causes her a significant amount of distress]].
** In a more humorous example, Pac-Man is prejudiced against the "weird foreign exchange students" from ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', with them being the only characters whom he tells ''[[SpoofAesop not]]'' to be themselves.
* FishOutOfTemporalWater: Valkyrie somehow ended up in the modern day, even though she's from a MedievalStasis series. This doesn't seem to stop her too much, since she pretty quickly picks up LeetLingo and other quirks of the high school setting. [[spoiler:As it's later explained, she was sent forward in time by Zouna, a time wizard from her series. She's concerned about what Zouna is doing in her own time period, and she's attending Namco High primarily so she can find a way to get back]].
* FlatEarthAtheist: Jane, hardcore. She describes herself as a "hard-nosed skeptic" and refuses to believe that anything out of the ordinary happens at Namco High, taking this to absurd extremes such as by claiming that a classroom is too small to hold a spaceship (even though Galaga is sitting right there) and failing to realize that her friends Terezi and Davesprite are anything other than cosplay enthusiasts. [[spoiler: At the end of her route, she admits that ''maaaybe'' some strange things do happen at the school.]]
* FlatWhat: Cousin has a tendency of pulling these out.
* ForYourOwnGood: Mr. Driller's father tells him and sincerely believes that forbidding him from digging is for his own good, as he fears that Mr. Driller is poised to become just as obsessed with it as he once was. In the end he realizes it was wrong to take something so important away from his son and that together they can learn moderation in digging.
* ForeignExchangeStudent: Terezi Pyrope, Jane Crocker and Davesprite are described as such in-game (fittingly, as they're the only characters that don't come from a Namco game).
* FourthWallObserver: Davesprite's role in a nutshell. Being an [[MediumAwareness omniscient game-guide]] has probably something to do with it.
* {{Freemium}}: Al B. Tross, Anti-Bravoman, Galaga, Lolo, Meowkie and Valkyrie all have their routes available for free. In order to access the rest, you have to pay real money. You can buy content either individually, in packs of three or all of it in a single purchase. This last option is the only one that includes the routes for the ''Homestuck'' cameos.
* GroundhogDayLoop: [[spoiler:After your first run through with Davesprite, it turns out that his fears of remembering the previous run through were unfortunately correct. Davesprite will watch you run through the game as many times as you please, remembering each one. And the worst part? If you go through Davesprite's route again, he acknowledges this, but has the exact same lines of dialog as before. Davesprite could relive the same romance over and over, and have no damn way to stop it.]]
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: [[spoiler:Evil Namco High, whose students and faculty consist of robot copies, on some character routes.]]
* HelloInsertNameHere: Cousin is the protagonist's default name, but they can be named anything you like. [[spoiler:Except Zoosmell Pooplord.]]
* HighSchoolAU: Many of the characters present in Namco High either [[AgeLift were adults]] or [[ShouldntWeBeInSchoolRightNow never even go to high school]] in their series of choice. This is particularly noticeable with Mr. Driller's unnamed MissingMom. In the actual ''VideoGame/MrDriller'' series, his mom is [[VideoGame/{{Baraduke}} Toby Masuyo]], who in this game is both much younger and completely unrelated.
* InstantCostumeChange: When she reveals her secret identity to Cousin, [[spoiler:Aki transforms instantly from her civilian clothes to her superhero outfit]].
* InterspeciesRomance: Cousin describes themself as an alien in Aki's route, which makes ''every'' romance in the game interspecies. Even if one chooses to instead interpret them as AmbiguouslyHuman or simply doesn't know Cousin is an alien, this still applies when choosing to pursue Meowkie (a cat), Davesprite (a half-crow, half-human ExpositionFairy), and Terezi (a ''different'' kind of alien). Lolo might count as well, being LittleBitBeastly.
-->'''Cousin''': ALIENS ARE REAL??? (Besides me, I mean.)
* ItRunsInTheFamily: In the ''Namco High'' continuity, both Mr. Driller and his father struggle with an obsession with digging.
* KonamiCode: Referenced very subtly. It's the order of the secret handshake for cheat code sellers and villains; at least that's what Cousin implies to Al B. Tross.
* LighterAndSofter: Compared to usual ''Homestuck'' fare (murder, sexual humor, strong language), none of that is present in ''Namco High''. The "TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS" joke of [[HelloInsertNameHere Zoosmell Pooplord]] is {{Bowdlerised}} into "TRY AGAIN, SMARTBUTT".
* MarryThemAll: Parodied. While Davesprite keeps teasing the existence of such an ending, it doesn't appear to actually be there.
-->'''Davesprite''': just means i wont tell you any of the locations of the ten secret easter eggs that when gathered all together unlock the route to the perfect harem ending\\
the characters all have special outfits for that one\\
if you know what i mean\\
...\\
'''Davesprite''': haha that oughta keep those suckers busy for a while
* MaybeEverAfter: At the end of Hiromi's route. Her relationship with her partner Toby is '''very heavily''' implied to be a romantic one, with there also being the implication that her feelings for Cousin aren't quite platonic either. At the end the three of them ride off on Hiromi's motorcycle together into the sunset with all of them having become friends; whether its the start of a polyamorous relationship between the three of them or simply Hiromi/Toby and Cousin being a dear friend isn't said.
* MultipleEndings: You get a different ending based on who you choose to [[spoiler: fight alongside you when you go to rescue Pac-Man from Evil Namco High.]] From there, you can get three endings:
** GoldenEnding: Successfully obtain your character of choice's three events. [[spoiler:You fight with them together and save Pac-Man from Evil Namco High.]] After the credits, you will get a CG involving Cousin and the character you romanced.
** Mediocre Ending: You only get two out of three of the character's events, but you talk to the character you choose [[spoiler:the day before Pac-Man gets kidnapped. This ending results in you winning, but you don't get the CG.]]
** Bad End: You only talk to your chosen character once. [[spoiler:When you both go to fight Evil Namco High, you are either defeated or the character you were with grows apart from you (not talking to Valkyrie the third day but the other two still results in a sad ending).]]
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: Anti-Bravoman describes Poetry Club as being full of nice people... and him.
* MythologyGag: At least one for every character just about. King's observation that the man you're about to murder in cold blood could be your best friend is a direct reference to him and archnemesis turned best friend Craig Marduk from the ''Videogame/{{Tekken}}'' franchise.
* NewTransferStudent: Cousin (the PlayerCharacter), as well as the Homestuck characters.
* OddFriendship: Cousin is surprised to find that Meowkie (a small and very nervous cat girl) and King (a LargeHam wrestler who intimidates the rest of the school) are good friends.
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome:
** The final battle [[spoiler:with Evil Namco High]] generally consists of your character and their romantic partner leaping in, followed by cutting straight to the conclusion. You may get a few other details to make you wish you'd seen more. [[spoiler:Meowkie, for example, is apparently quite the BadassAdorable.]]
** Cousin's speech to Dig Dug that convinces him to not only give Mr. Driller his drills back so he can help save Pac-Man but also team up with the two of them himself happens off screen and is just summarized by Dig Dug. Apparently they were very persuasive.
* OhCrap: Mr. Driller's reaction when he realizes that hitting a pipe while digging when he was supposed to be in detention accidentally destroyed his father's statue.
* RidingIntoTheSunset: The ending of Hiromi's route has her, Toby, and Cousin ride off into the sunset together as they leave to explore the world.
* {{Robosexual}}: If you choose to pursue Galaga, a spaceship.
* RobotMe: [[spoiler:Every student who attends Evil Namco High is this to Namco High's students, complete with robotic faceplates and LED eyes.]]
* ShipperOnDeck: Cousin has to play matchmaker for their classmates, in addition to finding a date for themselves.
* ShoutOut:
** [[MadScientist Tomari]] has a [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog horrible]] laugh.
** He also says, "Oh. [[Series/TheWire Oh]] [[MemeticMutation indeed.]]"
** [[spoiler: [[VideoGame/NamcoXCapcom Hiromi teams up with Toby]] in her ending. (And Cousin, of course.)]]
* SittingOnTheRoof: In his route, Mr. Driller and Cousin sit on the roof together after he destroys his father's statue and gives up digging. He asks them to come there with him because he wants to be as far from the ground (and the painful memories of digging) as possible.
* SoBeautifulItsACurse:
** The description for the Galaga ship about being "THE MOST ALLURING, CAPTIVATING, AND ENCHANTING THING IN THE UNIVERSE"? It's not an exaggeration. The constant attention and favoritism it receives from others has made it unable to accomplish anything on its own merits, and it thinks Cousin is only nice to it because of its beautiful hull.
** Donko has similar issues stemming from her cuteness and popularity; one of the things she initially likes about Cousin is that she can rely on them to be sincere rather than pouring on the flattery.
* SpiritualSuccessor: The bizarre premise being the hook for a DatingSim might seem rather familiar to those who remember ''VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend'', the game where a human girl tries to date sentient birds. The fact some of the love interests in this game are similar to the dateable birds doesn't help, like [[MadOracle Anghel]] and [[FourthWallObserver Davesprite]] or [[HandsomeLech Yuuya]] and [[WalkingShirtlessScene Al B. Tross]].
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: All over the place, particularly with Anti-Bravoman. For example:
-->'''Anti-Bravoman''': Um... I'M LEAVING NOW. GOLLY, I SURE HOPE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME...\\
'''Cousin''': Er... NOW I'M WALKING IN THE EXACT SAME DIRECTION FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON.
* TemptingFate: After anxiously considering what kind of bizarre and dangerous students they're probably in detention with, Cousin says they hope no one talks to them. Immediately afterwards, Donko yells for everyone to come introduce themselves to Cousin.
-->'''Cousin:''' I hope no one talks to me.\\
'''Donko:''' [=WoooOOOOW!=] Check out THIS weirdo!
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: After King's bombastic speech to the students where he boasted that he fought a dinosaur and is willing to beat up any of them if they challenge him, Cousin remarks that they're probably going to die in that classroom.
* Totally18: Parodied. The legal page has very faint text at the bottom, reading "18 18 all characters 18 everyone 18" despite the fact that Namco High is entirely free of adult situations. Presumably, everyone is in their senior year, though Hiromi offhandedly mentions she's 19 (because she was {{held back|In School}} a year).
* {{Troll}}: Terezi (duh) and Davesprite, who both take pleasure in screwing with the player for kicks.
* WhatAreYouInFor: If Cousin talks to Al at the start of the game, he'll ask what they're in detention for, and they'll bluff and say "the usual" in an attempt to seem cool before realizing they have no idea what that means.
* WorldOfWeirdness: Let's take a roll call. Talking cats. Talking drums. Talking ''spaceships''. Trolls. Superheroes. Zombies. Robots. {{Funny Animal}}s. Aliens. Mad scientists. Sprites. Evil clones made from an evil experiment. Whatever the hell Mr. Driller is. Pac-Man. There's more.
* YaoiFangirl: It's implied that Nidia ships [[Literature/SherlockHolmes Sherlock/Watson.]]