->''"People will hate you, Steve, if you're too sting-ee."''

''Last Alert'' (Known as ''Red Alert'' in Japan) is a shooting game by Creator/TelenetJapan released for the Turbo CD, infamous for its English voice acting.

In Nov 20, 1988, Guy Kazama, the main character, led a mission to rescue hostages from Chairman Steve's request. But they get betrayed when they don't find any hostages; a chopper guns down all of them instead. Guy is the only man left and a year later, a terrorist group known as the Force Project forms, consisting of four members. Besides Chairman Steve, there's Colonel Kadat of the republic of Lybid; Mr. Lee of the Hong Kong Mafia and Dr. Garcia, an upbringing physicist. Guy is recruited to take them down and get his revenge.

The gameplay is very reminiscent to ''Commando''. It adds features like being able to shoot a different direction from moving, adds powerups and experience and rank system.

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!!Tropes Present in Last Alert:

* [[ThreeQuartersView 3/4ths View]]
* AbsurdlySpaciousSewer
* AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: Some of the one-liners.
* AllThereInTheManual: Chairman Steve's full name is Steve Lloyd.
* ApocalypseHow: The Force Project tries to pull off at least class 3a.
* AsianSpeekeeEngrish: Mr. Lee.
* AttackDrone: One of the powerups spawns 2 orbs which fire alongside with Kazama.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking
* [[spoiler: BackFromTheDead: Dark, who kidnapped the President and was the stage 2-3 boss, is revived by Dr. Garcia.]]
* {{Badass}}: Kazama himself.
* BigBadEnsemble: Colonel Kadat, Mr. Lee, Chairman Steve, and Dr. Garcia.
* BlindIdiotTranslation: In spades, combined with the voice acting.
--> "I thought we'd always do things together, even when we die."
--> "Garcia, nobody can hire my feelings!"
--> "You can never trust, Leonard."[[note]]A Website/YouTube commenter pointed out that if properly translated, the phrase would be more like "You can never be sure, Leonard."[[/note]]
* BonsaiForest
* ChainReactionDestruction: Bosses tend to explode like that.
* ColourfulThemeNaming: Kadat's guards Red, Blue and Black.
* CoresAndTurretsBoss: Some of the later bosses.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Chairman Steve.
* CrateExpectations: Lots of crates here and there. One of the bosses even has crates rolled into an area.
* DullSurprise: Mr.Lee's reaction when he is told Guy is coming for him.
--> '''Mr. Lee:''' Oh [[VerbalTic rearry]]? Werr, that's interesting.
* DummiedOut:
** The clawed boss' BossBanter, which was replaced by a short audio track but is still present in the game's audio data:
--> '''Clawed Boss:''' Guy, I'm going to give you a ticket to Hell as a present!
--> '''Guy Kazama:''' [[NoYou Too bad, you'd better save it for yourself!]]
** Also, after defeating Dr. Garcia in the first battle:
--> '''Dr. Garcia:''' Guy, Indra is just about ready now! I'm going to fly into space in my shuttle to switch on the machine that will destroy the Ozone layer! (Laughs) It's been fun, farewell!
--> '''Guy Kazama:''' Garcia, I'll get you even if I have to follow you to the end of Hell!
*** I guess he'd need that ticket after all.
* ElevatorActionSequence: The final level.
* EyepatchOfPower: Colonel Kadat of the Republic of Lybid.
* ExplodingBarrels: In one of the stages, these are rolled at player.
* FirstNameBasis: Chairman Steve.
* FlashOfPain: Things with multiple hitpoints tend to briefly turn white when hit.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: The "bio-monster" in the sewers of Garcia's base.
* {{Homage}}:
** The whole game pays homage to ''{{Rambo}}'' films.
** And Mr. Lee's stage is one long reference to EnterTheDragon, right down to his prosthetic claw-hand.
* HumanShield: The first boss tries to use it. Kazama still proceeds to shoot the boss as normal and succeeds.
* ICallItVera:
--> '''Black:''' Hey, Guy! Let my baby Betty throw you a kiss!
--> '''Guy Kazama:''' [[LampshadeHanging You're some weirdo, naming your helicopter!]]
* InconvenientlyPlacedConveyorBelt
* JapaneseRanguage: Mr. Lee.
* KillItWithFire: The Flamethrower sub weapon.
* MadeOfExplodium: Many enemies, bosses, doors and logs.
* MadScientist: Dr. Garcia, an upbringing physicist.
* {{MST}} Slowbeef and Diabetus of WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} fame did [[http://www.blip.tv/file/5007529 one]] of a commentary-less playthrough of the game.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Colonel Kadat of Lybid is, at least in name, based on Muammar Gadaffi of Lybia.
* NoYou:
-->'''Blue:''' This river's gonna turn red with your blood!
-->'''Guy:''' [[DullSurprise How interesting...]] but it's going to be ''your'' blood and not mine!
* OneManArmy: Guy Kazama. One of the higher ranks is even called "Oneman Army" [sic].
* PainfullySlowProjectile: You can ''outrun enemy fire''. Your own bullets go significantly faster.
* PreAssKickingOneLiner: You exchange these whenever you encounter a boss (Usually).
* RankInflation: The game starts out with fairly ordinary military ranks. Then you get to "Tank Buster". After that, a few more military ranks, then "Metal Soldier". After "Marshal," they just get weird: "Fullarmor Guy", "Heavy Warrior", "Mad Thunder", "Oneman Army", and so forth.
* [[spoiler: RoboticReveal: Dr. Garcia.]]
* SentryGun: In later levels. There's a stick on a ground variety and ball with a barrel variety.
* SpikeBallsOfDoom: Which you can stun for a moment.
* SpotTheImposter:
** Steve has one on the ship.
** There's also the [[spoiler: fake President]] in Stage 2.
* SpreadShot: Most of your guns.
* SunglassesAtNight: Dark and Leonard.
* TakingYouWithMe
* TimedMission: All of them.
* TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: Some of the [[CallAHitpointASmeerp names for your ranks when you level up]] are... [[MindScrew odd]].
* UniversalDriversLicense: Guy steals a space shuttle to pursue Garcia.
* WhoDares:
-->'''General Kadat:''' "...How dare you kill these precious men I've trained!"
* YellowPeril: Mr. Lee of the Hong Kong mafia.
* [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle Your President Is in Another Castle]]:
-->'''Guy Kazama:''' "That makes me want to get him back EVEN MORE!"
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