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-> "i hereby dub this the weirdest horror RPG game in the entire universe..."
-->-- '''A random [=YouTuber=]''''s comment on Manly Badass Hero's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gu-1RQD2N8 playthrough of this game.]]

''Hello? Hell...o?'' (Japanese: ''もしも死ねぇ/Moshi moshinee'') is a freeware indie horror game by Ryuuichi "tachi" Tachibana, who is also the developer behind ''VideoGame/HeroAndDaughter''.

You play as a boy named Kazuki that is going through a strenuous relationship with his girlfriend, Akari. It takes place in a strange room where you have to accomplish certain things in order to complete all the endings. There are over [[MultipleEndings 30 endings to accomplish (with seven more endings, 5 bad, 1 good, and one "Truth" end, but should you beat one of these you're pretty much done for the first part)]], meaning you'll have to play it over and over again to beat them all...with the [[AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent title screen and room changing with almost every time]] you return.

There is an [[http://www.vgperson.com/games/hellohello.htm English version]], [[http://is-this-game.doorblog.jp/archives/27372717.html Japanese version]], [[http://sycrealastudio.lofter.com/post/1c580c_67b0d9 Chinese version]], [[http://yanaginagi.tistory.com/123 and Korean version]] up for free download.
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!!Tropes in this game include:
* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: [[spoiler:After reaching certain endings as Kazuki, you get to play as Akari, or what appears to be Akari in an alternate world where her and Kazuki's roles are reversed.]]
* BigBadEnsemble: There are two main antagonists of the game, but one of them haunt their respective targets and work independently to each other. The ghost of [[spoiler:Akari]] haunts the room where Kazuki is staying and tries to kill him [[spoiler:so she can [[{{Yandere}} be with him again]], while the ghost of Kazuki in the AlternateUniverse does the same thing to the alternate Akari]].
* ColorCodedCharacters: [[spoiler:The Ghost!Akari is blue, while the Ghost!Kazuki is red.]]
* EtherealWhiteDress: [[spoiler:Akari is in white]], which can make a striking contrast with [[spoiler:her ghostly self's blue skin]].
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: [[spoiler:Implied in the title changes.]]
* GhostlyGape: The ghosts of [[spoiler:Akari and Kazuki]] have black, nearly-round eyes and mouths.
* IdiosyncraticMenuLabels: The game has "I know..." for starting the game and "See you..." for quitting.
* JigsawPuzzlePlot: The circumstances only gradually become clear as you progress through various endings.
* JumpScare: Some pretty darn good ones too. You're going to have to go through these whether you like it or not if you want to complete the endings (not all of them have jumpscares though).
* KillerTeddyBear: A teddy bear may pull a sneak attack on you in one ending.
* LightsOffSomebodyDies: Snuffing out the lights never ends well.
* MindScrew: Things can get confusing, especially once [[spoiler: an alternate universe is suddenly brought into play.]]
* MoodDissonance: End 30, ''[[FanService Hell Yeah]]''.
* MultipleEndings: The game is mostly this. With ''30'' of 'em.
* NewhartPhonecall: Generally, we only hear what Kazuki's saying.
* OffWithHisHead:
** In the ''Wrong Number'' bad end, among others.
** Also happens to [[spoiler:the teddy bear]] at one point.
* OnceMoreWithClarity
* PairTheSpares: [[spoiler:In the true end, after Kazuki helps the Akari from the mirror world escape by pulling her into his world, Ghost!Kazuki from the mirror world enters the room after the two have left, and meets with and gets together with Ghost!Akari.]]
* PoorCommunicationKills: The ''Poor Communicator'' bad end demonstrates this, when [[spoiler:Kazuki tells Akari that he's alive and she's dead, so can't she rest in peace already? She doesn't react well]].
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