''[[http://www.wulfhammer.org Embric of Wulfhammer's Castle]]'' is a fantasy RolePlayingGame done with RPGMaker 2003.

From the game's manual, ''The Duchess of the fair land of Elstwhere comes by carriage to the Marque of Wulfhammer, presumably to marry its lord, Embric of Wulfhammer. Embric, however, is nowhere to be found. The Duchess, not being the sort to sit around idly, embarks on her own quest to get to know the body of the eccentric populace of Castle Wulfhammer, among them the ladies and dwarves of the Awesome Fellowship, those rescued on the Fellowship's grand adventures, a bevy of mysterious townsfolk, monsters, nobles, demons, and devils, waitresses, clerks, clerics, and more.''

''But there is something strange about this castle and its people. As the mysteries begin to unravel, and the real lives and futures of the people of Wulfhammer come into question, who can rescue those who are so used to doing the rescuing?''

Primarily a comedic and heavily {{Yuri}}/ShoujoAi story (having originally been released to the /u/ board of 4chan), the object of the game is not to fight monsters with a band of heroes to save the world from some cataclysm, but to explore the stories of the people of Castle Wulfhammer. There is almost no traditional combat and the game is ''packed'' with scenes and endings, [[Characters/EmbricOfWulfhammersCastle and lots, and lots, of characters.]]

A sequel is in the works entitled "A Marquess of Notoriety" which involves the next generation.

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!!Tropes found in this game include:

* AbusiveParents: He was her uncle, but Greyghast's "training" of The Duchess. [[spoiler: Likely sexual abuse, we see him walking to her in a memory when she couldn't move.]]
* AffablyEvil: Carmina seems ''really'' nice and friendly for how evil she is, from treating the townsfolk of a Dark Elf city well in a flashback to her relationship with the Duchess.
* [[spoiler: AllJustADream: Every ending except the last ending has the Duchess "waking up" in her room. The Final Ending has you traveling through a developer's room with character descriptions for everyone. Then you "wake up" with the Awesome Fellowship led by "Ember", an Embric/Alice fusion rescuing child-Duchess (who looks different from the memories) from being raped by Greyghast. Then it goes to the main screen.]]
** [[spoiler: The "Alice" Ending also points this direction. If you defeat ZEALOT and choose not to marry Embric or Louni AND you haven't done the Carmina route; you're back at the Duchess's Empty Castle with Alice. The Duchess wonders what she's going to do; but she tells Alice that she loves her and tells her her name. Then Alice tells her that her name isn't really Alice, it's Ember. BRRRRZT; flashes of Embric and the Awesome Fellowship killing Greyghast; and then a brown haired girl is talking to Embric where the Duchess and Alice usually talk after dreams; and they turn back into the Duchess and Alice.]]
*** In the new ''Deluxe'' Edition, it is revealed that [[spoiler: The Duchess has [[{{Seers}} Precognition.]] The events of the game are her childhood self envisioning the future; however; these visions are being influenced by her being possessed by a devil who is [[EmotionEater feeding on her despair.]] ]]
* AlwaysCheckBehindTheChair: Just click on ''everything.'' You'll either get something important or funny.
* AristocratsAreEvil: The Duchess isn't, but Bad King Greyghast the Terrible and Duke Thermin are happy to take up the slack.
* BeautyBrainsAndBrawn: Falwithwier, Louni, and the Good Dwarf [[spoiler:the girl one, anyway]] for the Fellowship, Arugula, Duchess, and Alice for "Rugie and her Happy Friends".
* BlackComedyRape
* BodyguardCrush: Alice towards the Duchess.
* BossSubtitles: Parodied with ''The Cow.''
* BrokenBridge: At one point; the Duchess finds a boulder in the path of the LostWoods. She's absolutely delighted at finding such a cliche and calls Alice over and [[GenreSavvy they make fun of it.]]
* [[CantHoldHisLiquor Can't Hold Her Liquor]]: Duchess.
* CanonEnding: So far according to the demo of ''A Marquess of Notoriety'', it's mostly a [[BroadStrokes combination]] of [[spoiler: Iron Duchess+ with some [[BroadStrokes aspects from the others]].]]
* CastFullOfGay
* ChainmailBikini: Elven Chainmail Bikinis are even better. (RPG joke. Elven Chainmail is traditionally much better than normal chainmail.)
* TheChessmaster: Vecnathrax [[spoiler:when he does what Louni tells him.]] [[spoiler: The True Duchess in the Natural Twenty Ending is also a schemer.]]
* ChildProdigy: Grettel
* CrapsaccharineWorld: Sure, it's a lighthearted romp through lesbian sex and fourth-wall-breaking ''DungeonsAndDragons'' references. [[spoiler:Until you start discovering [[DarkAndTroubledPast horribly dark backstories]] involving [[HarmfulToMinors exposing children to death]], rape, brutal and explicit murder, an EldritchAbomination or two...]]
* CuteBruiser: Alice doesn't have levels in Barbarian for nothin'.
* {{Descriptiveville}}: The Duchess comes from the land of Elstwhere. Where is Esltwhere, and what is it like? Who cares? It's just somewhere away from the story.
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Early in the game, climb the cliffs and look at the castle. The Lich Vecnatrix walks up and makes conversation. If one immediately selects "Shove", the Duchess pushes him off the cliff and gains "disproportionate experience" for "defeating" him. "I have heroic exploits to talk about at parties! How thrilling!" (No, it didn't destroy him.) Other choices result in running away or getting temporarily captured.
* DistressedDamsel: Deconstructed; the Duchess is constantly being kidnapped and imprisoned whenever she leaves the safety of the castle, but she's been kidnapped and imprisoned all her life and has gotten very good at it; the Fellowship doesn't band together to help her and when Louni rescues her, she finds it just as annoying as most gamers do when being forced to rescue the hero's love interest.
* DecoyDamsel and BecomingTheMask: Duchess, in the Black Duchess path.
* DefrostingIceQueen: Avoided like the plague with Falwythwier; she's a JerkAss, and she stays that way. [[spoiler: The best the player can hope for with her is grudging acceptance.]]
* DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale: Alice seems to think it's hot, anyway; and the Duchess is ''really'' forgiving. Compare with [[spoiler: Greyghast]]. The Duchess also seems traumatized during the Fucking Ghosts event-- she's afraid that she was raped by the ghosts after she wakes covered in what she can only hope is [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "oyster sauce"]]; obviously this is not a concern she has when she ''knows'' she was raped by Carmina, or when being molested by.. anyone who's not male, basically. Being a yuri game, rare is the dude in this game who isn't useless, stupid, evil, or some combination of the three, and be prepared for female characters to be EasilyForgiven for sexy crimes that get are left to implication and fades-to-black when committed by men.
* [[spoiler: DreamApocalypse: What happens in the BonusDungeon.]]
* DungeonMaintenance: Our heroine can get to an empty treasure chest before the government official responsible for refilling them. She's outraged at this lapse in standards.
* DungeonsAndDragons: It takes place in a D&D setting, with jokes and references made to monsters, spells, and items found in the books. [[spoiler: In one story path, we see Embric of Wulfhammer's castle ''really is'' a D&D game, with the main cast representing a gaming group's PlayerCharacters-- the reason Embric is 'missing' is that the character died, and the Duchess is his player's new character, rather than having 'one of his brothers' join the party instead. This ending also lampshades the heavily FanService based set-up.]]
* {{Emoticon}}: All of the guards "speak" using these... which the Duchess is somehow able to understand.
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Subverted. The Duchess is just that, a Duchess, and very few things are improved with the presence of Princess Arugula.
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Nobody asks what the Duchess' name is. At the end of her romance path, Louni asks, but Duchess is interrupted-- she does tell Carmina. The Good Dwarf is called the Good Dwarf because no one can pronounce his Dwarven name. [[spoiler: And nobody realizes there's more than one; each with their own name.]]
** At one point, a villain challenging the group to a riddle contest and asks them the Duchess' name. ''None of them can recall it'', and they all get captured as a result. This includes a potential love interest and a friend she's had since childhood.
** [[spoiler: And Alice's name isn't really Alice...]]
* EyesAlwaysShut: For a very, very, [[BlackEyesOfEvil good reason.]]
* FantasticRacism
* {{Foreshadowing}}: [[spoiler:"Awaken without Saving?" She hasn't been saved yet.]]
** [[spoiler: Embric's portrait is quite similar to Alice's.]]
** At one point in the game, you can end up kidnapped by Vecnathrax -- the Duchess comments that on the way home she felt like she was Embric of Wulfhammer. [[spoiler: In the D&D ending, this turns out to be more or less literally true -- she's played by the same person as Embric, who decided to play her this time instead of his usual tactic of bringing in an essentially-identical relative of Embric when his latest iteration of Embric died. It's also somewhat applicable to the usual interpretation of the Alice and Final Endings -- Embric is simply a product of the Duchess' drug-addled imagination, in which she split the real Ember into two different characters: Embric and Alice.]]
** The manual establishes that it's not actually certain that the Good Dwarf is male -- people assume such because he/she looks like a short bearded man, but no-one in Aeresland actually knows enough about dwarves to tell the difference. [[spoiler: It turns out that there are 7 Good Dwarves, one of whom is a female -- since no-one knows enough about dwarves, they can't tell them apart, or even tell that the female dwarf is female when she's wearing a beard.]]
** [[spoiler:A man mentions how Alice looks just like a female Embric when your traveling with her in Everbrook.]]
* GameplayAndStorySegregation: The Duchess gets stripped all the time, but she always has all her equipment, including her dress!
** Fal will still deride the Duchess's combat abilities when they are about the same level. And at most other points in the game, the game will ignore the Duchess' combat abilities. In one ending, though, this is subverted; in the Fleeing ending (which can only be gotten very late in the game), Alice will point out that the two of you are actually probably strong enough to take on the Fellowship by now.
* GildedCage: The Duchess's life when Greyghast was still alive.
* GagBoobs: Countess Knockersdale. Lady Backmoore has a Gag Butt.
* GainaxEnding
* GameMaker: Made in RPG Maker 2003, and cited by several players as being a prime example of what can be done with the program with time and effort.
* GuideDangIt: A common reaction from players.
* HarpingOnAboutHarpies: Alice was kidnapped by them as a child. They're obsessed with shiny things and not very bright, and had Alice polish mud.
* HiddenDepths: Countess Knockersdale, of all people, [[spoiler:saves Cathrine from revealing her seer capabilities and councils her on using them in one of the final endings.]]
* HopelessBossFight: Two fights that seem pretty hopeless (and might be if you take them on without a lot of leveling) are actually winnable. First is [[spoiler: the evil Lamia, which grants you a Diamond Ring for the Duchess (only outclassed by the Wedding Band from a certain ending) if you win]]; Fal will save you if you lose. Then there's [[spoiler: Xing and company's ambush during the date with Louni.]]
* HotForStudent: Raine.
* IDidWhatIHadToDo: Lady Falwithwier's excuse for how she imprisons Carmina. Carmina could easily break free and kill them all with her magic if she were physically fit.
** [[spoiler: Presumably this is the True Duchess's motives in the Natural Twenty ending.]]
* IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Alice; [[spoiler: she only comments on how she loves the Duchess the most in a NoFourthWall Developer's Room.]]
* IKnowMaddenKombat: Whenever the Duchess has to actually fight, her combat style involves much of what gets her through aristocratic life. Most of her "weapons" are rings; her "armor" categories include dresses, undergarments, and perfume; her "accessories" are her acquired titles, and her special techniques reek of non-combat.
* IKnowYourTrueName: The Duchess forces a Devil to fail a Question test ala ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' by asking her for this; the one thing it will not tell her. The Duchess mentions that telling Carmina her true name would give her power over her; but she tells her anyways.
** [[spoiler: She does this again after beating the same devil in the BonusDungeon; after presumably a successful Diplomacy check; the devil gives her name in hopes of seducing her. The Duchess uses the True Name to command the devil to initiate the DreamApocalypse.]]
* InfinityPlusOneSword: The Burst Flame Sword is just lying around in a crate. Ironically, nobody in the party can equip swords. Double Irony: Examining the game code shows that it really does the strongest stats of all the weapons in the game.
* JerkAss: Lady Falwythwier, full stop. [[spoiler: It's hard to feel bad for her when Carmina leaves her a greasy stain on the pavement in one of the endings.]]
* KingIncognito: [[spoiler: Stew, one of the residents of the castle. He gets a character portrait when it's revealed, and ends up hooking up with Arugula.]]
* LadyLand: The areas the game takes place in do have men in them, but most of them exist as threats to the main character's safety or are laughable, useless idiots; [[spoiler: even the man the Duchess has been seeking the entire game turns out to be a woman.]] It's a Lady Land with Man Hazards.
* LampshadeHanging: Too many instances to list here. Suffice to say, most of the characters are very aware that they're in a D&D style world. Especially Fal.
* LostForever: Annoyingly, some scenarios are no longer available after a certain point.
* LukeIAmYourFather: Uttered by the Anti-Paladins regarding one of them to Louni. She blows it off. [[spoiler: There's a fair bit to support it, in any case: they definitely share a nationality, a language, and a natural hair color. Louni swears she doesn't remember even having a sister, though that doesn't stop her from antagonizing Xing in Everbrook while HidingBehindTheLanguageBarrier. For her part, Xing asserts that they are sisters even when there is no point in lying.]]
* ManBehindTheMan: Vecnathrax is the oft-spoken of ArchEnemy of the Awesome Fellowship; a very old [[OurLichesAreDifferent Lich.]] It turns out, he's actually quite senile. The person who is really behind his schemes is [[spoiler: Louni; who is finding all of his old plans back when he was competent and firing them up and seeing how the Awesome Fellowship handles it. For the [[WarForFunAndProfit Artistic Value]].]]
* MaleGaze: Unsurprising in a [[AuthorAppeal game about lesbians written by a guy]], it's all over the place, but especially notable for Fal and Carmina. Fal's bathing sprite is drawn with an exaggerated rear end, and Carmina uses illusion magic to make it look like she has an ideal body when she would otherwise be weak and emaciated, but it doesn't occur to her illusion up any ''clothes''.
* MindScrew: The Alice ending and the Final Ending. [[spoiler: Was it TimeTravel? AlternateUniverse? Some kind of prophetic call for help into the future?]]
** MindScrewDriver: Invoked and Inverted, the new "Final Ex" ending explains it more. And the Natural Twenty ending gives more questions.
* MindRape: Carmina rapes the Duchess in a dream.
* MsFanservice: The Duchess, who can and will end up in her undergarments at the drop of a hat (or a drop down a well). It's also a game mechanic; at least one story path requires her to be in her underwear before it will progress. [[spoiler: Her fanservice is especially apparent when she dons her evil dress.]]
** [[spoiler: Also Carmina, who usually appears naked and sumptuous-- in actuality she's emaciated and sick from being kept imprisoned and malnourished, but she uses illusions to satisfy her vanity.]]
* MoneyForNothing: Played with. For the Duchess, funds are tricky to come by. For the Awesome Fellowship; it's nothing; and Falwithwier accidentally over-donates a church so much (enough to buy a county or collapse an economy according to the Duchess) they become the ChurchMilitant.
* MultipleEndings: Getting one ending does not end the game, you start over again right before choosing the final choice that ends the game. This often opens up other options.
** [[spoiler: The Final Ending lacks this option, however; once it's over, you end up back at the main menu.]]
* NinjaMaid: Or rather, barbarian maid.
* NobleDemon: The leader of the anti-paladins is this taken to almost ridiculous extremes.
* NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization: The Duchess is only temporarily miffed at Carmina; she even wrote the entire thing in her dream diary for Alice to...enjoy.
* OnlyMostlyDead: The plot goes into quite detail what it's like in a world where anyone can get resurrected for a price. Only one person really dies permanently not including the endings; mostly due to him being a ButtMonkey and getting eaten by a spider. It's implied even then that if anyone cared; they could do a full Resurrection. As it is, you have the option of shelling out money to [[{{Reincarnation}} reincarnate him into a dog.]]
* OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame: [[{{Deconstruction}} Deconstructed.]]
* PamphletShelf: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] when the Duchess picks up the "Manual of Brevity" in one of the libraries.
* PragmaticVillainy: WordOfGod is that Carmina is really, really unrepentantly evil. She's also more than intelligent enough to know it's not in her best interest to push it. And she does love the Duchess.
* ReallyGetsAround: The Duchess is quite open-minded. Very, very open-minded.
* RescueRomance: A few of the plotlines result in this.
* RPGsEqualCombat: Almost not at all. Physical combat opportunities aren't available for much of the game and are rather incidental, so much of the Duchess's EXP gain actually comes from her attempts to interact with and integrate into the Marque of Wulfhammer and the Awesome Fellowship (and perhaps also shoving a lich off a cliff once). What few battles there are are introduced by the message, "Negotiations have failed!" In this respect, it's rather more like a tabletop RPG than a videogame RPG - [[FridgeBrilliance which makes sense when you consider how familiar the game's creator appears to be with the latter.]]
* SchrodingersGun: Many of the endings imply or state contradictory elements about the overall setting. A character lampshades this in her endings; stating that she doesn't really take anything to be real unless she encounters it stated [[RuleOfThree three times in different instances.]] Incidentally, [[FridgeBrilliance there are at least 3 endings with her as a romance possibility.]] [[spoiler: There are also at least 3 Carmina endings...]]
** WordOfGod is even the [[spoiler: Betrayal]] ending where the Duchess [[spoiler: turns out to be a spy for the Anti-Paladins]] is possible; because nothing to that point contradicts it.
* ShoutOut
** Quite a few to ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''.
** One of the insults that the elves and dark elves have for humans is [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40k}} "Mon]][[TabletopGame/KnownSpace -Keigh."]]
** The Dwarves in this game are the [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress fortress]] type, complete with interrupt messages, incidents involving killer carp, and allusions to fey moods. On the other hand, one of them cheers "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV Lali-ho!]]" once. He is ignored.
** Duchess' vocal warm-ups are the same as Daisy Adair's in DeadLikeMe.
** Examine a barrel and the Duchess will shout "Barrel!" just in the {{Atelier}} series.
** The Blue Smith notes that [[Literature/{{Discworld}} dwarf bread is very hard to cut.]]
** One of the peasants' WelcomeToCorneria lines is [[RPGWorld "Times are tough."]]
** [[spoiler:Ecinacea]]'s laugh? [[VideoGame/EarthBound GYORK GYORK GYORK]].
** Reading one of the Everbrook tombstones quotes "Carry On My Wayward Son" near-verbatim.
** Another of the Everbrook graves is for [[VideoGame/DragonQuest Erdrick]]. This in itself is a reference to similar gravestone in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyI''. The Duchess thinks it gives him too little credit.
** [[spoiler: Young Grettel]] starts training as TheStrategist by reading [[ASongOfIceAndFire A Game of Crowns]].
** Elza comments that if the Duchess dies, the game's going to become [[AtelierSeries Atelier Elza]].
* {{Sex}}: Is in this game.]
* SlidingScaleOfGenderInequality: Level 6. Women are always good, men are always bad (unless they're not gay, then the men are idiots and the women are either ugly, stupid, have laughable proportions, or some combination of the two), often to the point of DoubleStandard. Carmina rapes the Duchess and that's okay, but [[spoiler: Greyghast does the same, and it is definitely ''not'' okay]].
* SmarterThanYouLook: [[spoiler: The nameless, faceless people on the castle grounds only speak short WelcomeToCorneria lines because they're scared of the Duchess. When she earns their trust, they speak ''long'' WelcomeToCorneria lines. One of them even works in the fields so he has lots of time to think deep thoughts.]]
* SpockSpeak: The Duchess, with the excuse that she was conditioned that way in childhood.
-->'''Duchess:''' Who is a delightful little nereid? That is correct! It is you!
* SpoiledSweet: Princess Arugula. She may not be pretty, and she may be dumber than a box of remedial hammers, but Duchess is her best friend and she'll face down an angry mob to protect her.
** The Duchess herself his a more low-key version (not that a childhood in Greyghast's castle is anyone's idea of being spoiled). She may not know how to "make chore upon a cow", but she's certainly willing to learn.
* {{Stripperific}}: Duchess tends to lose her clothes a lot and end up in her underwear-- which includes panties, a brassiere, gauntlets and footwear, though it's hard to tell whether they're socks or boots or stockings because of graphic limitations.
* TalkingIsAFreeAction: Mentioned word for word.
* TheFogOfAges: Vecnathrax is rather senile.
* TomboyAndGirlyGirl: Most of the pairings that the duchess can end up in.
* UnderratedAndOverleveled: Possibly the only game where this happens to the ''main character''. The Duchess gains experience and levels up over the course of the game's events, almost none of which are remotely related to fighting. By the time she actually ends up in combat, she's likely to be capable of fighting on the level of the Awesome Fellowship, who've presumably spent a long time accruing much more relevant experience.
* TheUnfought: Vecnathrax. [[spoiler: He's not really a threat by himself, though.]] Duke Thermin. The Grey Elves. All possible SequelHook.
** Also [[spoiler: Tsograleeg/Ecinacea. She may never be fought, though, since she promises not to obliterate any part of the universe the Duchess will miss.]]
* VerbalTic: Wilhelm. Mmhm, quite.
* TheVeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon: The dialogue just before you enter a certain tomb certainly gives the player this vibe. [[spoiler: Final it is, dungeon it is not.]]
* VillainsActHeroesReact: Inverted. ZEALOT is an Evil Self-Defense Force.
* VillainShoes: Fal at Duke Thermin's party; we get to see how she perceives social events with humans. It's not flattering for either party, but it is hilarious.
* [[spoiler: VisionsOfAnotherSelf: Arguably the entire cast, though it is most prominent with Alice/Ember.]]
* WelcomeToCorneria: A limitation of the system. The dialogue's longer and funnier than most games, except when the Duchess needs to [[LampshadeHanging HangALampshade]] on it.
* WhyDontYouJustShootHim: Carmina is sealed inside a magic prison cell, kept naked, chained up, and starved to prevent her escape, and any of the Fellowship could just kill her whenever they felt like it. Considering how much EXP she's probably worth, why didn't they just do that...?
** Embric wanted to spare her, Fal wanted to kill her, and imprisonment was a forced compromise.
* YuriGenre
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