->"[[PressStartToGameOver The game hasn't even started yet]], but you just couldn't help yourself. You just [[TitleDrop shit your pants]]. [[PottyFailure Game over]]."

''Don't Shit Your Pants'' is a [[VulgarHumor humorous]] [[InteractiveFiction text adventure]] game. However, the game jokingly brands itself as a survival horror game. It can be found on Website/{{Newgrounds}} [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127 here.]]

As the name suggests, you play as a man who [[PottyFailure desperately needs to defecate]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin and must guide him to the bathroom using]] [[InteractiveFiction text commands]]. There are [[MultipleEndings ten different endings to unlock]], and many of them require thinking outside the box. The game is short, and only takes a few minutes to complete, but getting all of the endings without cheating requires some thinking. Getting all of the endings will earn you the title of Shit King.

!! This game provides examples of:

* AndYourRewardIsClothes: The protagonist gets a crown once you have unlocked all the awards.
* BarbieDollAnatomy: The protagonist isn't drawn with a penis when he has his pants off, although that's [[FanDisservice probably for the better.]]
* BottomlessBladder: Averted.
* ClusterFBomb: The word "shit" is used quite liberally...
* DoorDumb: "You try PUSHING the door open but it wont budge." [[spoiler: You PULL it open. [[WhatAnIdiot "Oh,]] [[LampshadeHanging Right."]]]]
* EarnYourBadEnding: It takes a bit of work, certainly the most in the game, to figure out how to get two achievements. First you have to find the stomach pills, then you have to learn how to delay the impending PottyEmergency to give the pills time to work. And then they end up not working anyways.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: The main goal is to make it to the restroom without shitting your pants, as the name would suggest.
* GameBreakingBug:
** Entering "fart lightly" three times, or doing the "Stomach pills" achievement, will cause the player to shit his pants ''even if his pants are already off''.
** Entering "don't shit" while on the toilet will cause the player to still shit in their pants/on the floor instead.
* GrossOutShow: This game sure likes to make you crap yourself...
* HaveANiceDeath: Well, have a nice PottyFailure.
* InteractiveFiction: A rare modern example.
* LoopholeAbuse: The player will get a victory chime for [[spoiler: taking off their pants and shitting on the floor]]. Hey, ''technically'' you didn't shit your pants.
* MultipleEndings: Ten of them!
* NoDeadBodyPoops: In an interesting nod to realism, killing yourself will lead to a game over as you lose control of your bowels, thus (wait for it) shitting your pants. [[spoiler: Unless you take off your pants first, in which case you... succeed? We guess?]]
* NonstandardGameOver:
** Entering "Fart" will cause the player to shit his pants by farting too hard.
** Entering "Hit" will cause the player to exert himself and shit his pants.
* PottyEmergency: The main plot of the game.
* PottyFailure: All of the endings except for one lead to this happening....
* PressStartToGameOver: You normally type in "play" to start the game. But instead, you can type "shit" to immediately soil yourself. [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything There's an achievement for that.]]
* PressXToDie:
** Typing in "die" (Or "suicide" or "seppuku" or...) will result in you dying, ending the game.
** Commanding the man to "shit" will automatically end the game.
* PyrrhicVictory: Committing suicide [[spoiler: with your pants off]] results in a technical victory, but even the game questions if it should count.
* ReversePsychology: Entering "don't shit" will make the player shit anyway.
* TakeYourTime: Averted, as there is a time limit - despite the fact that most text adventures are slow paced and don't have time limits.
* TimedMission: So you'd better hurry to the bathroom!
* ToiletHumor: Well, what did you expect?
* UnexpectedlyRealisticGameplay: Just like in real life, it turns out that [[spoiler: deciding to take a shit with your pants still on]] or [[spoiler: taking a shit outside of the bathroom]] isn't such a good idea. The game is very precise, and often players get a bad ending on their first playthrough.
** If you [[spoiler: fart]], you end up [[GameOver taking a shit]]. If you [[spoiler: fart a little]], you get [[TimedMission more time, instead]].
* VomitIndiscretionShot: It's a ''shit'' indiscretion shot.
* VulgarHumor: Who knew there were so many ways to use the restroom incorrectly?