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[[caption-width-right:340:"This is what awesome looks like." - Me.]]

''Deadpool'' is a 2013 action game developed by High Moon Studios, previously known for their [[VideoGame/TransformersWarForCybertron Transformers]] [[VideoGame/TransformersFallOfCybertron games]]. The game stars yours truly, SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}}, seeking revenge on Mister Sinister after a botched contract gone wrong. The game was initially announced at the 2012 Comic-Con to great praise, and was released on June 25th, 2013 in America (June 27th in Europe). I once again do my best Creator/NolanNorth impression and I like to think I'm getting pretty good at it. Also, prepare to see numerous cameos from various other Marvel Universe characters.

The game opened to mixed reviews- many outlets praised my Creator/NolanNorth impression and the humor of the game, but the gameplay was less well received. Apparently shooting, stabbing and slashing isn't considered fun by some people. Heh, what do ''they'' know?


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!!My game provides examples of:
* AbsurdlySpaciousSewer: Right off the bat during the tutorial, [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by me because killing stuff in shallow realistic sewers just isn't any fun.
* ActuallyADoomBot: The first two times I kill Sinister, Cable tells me that those were clones (and he had a dozen in reserve for the end fight), but Cable said I got the real one at the end.
* AdaptationalAttractiveness: HEY! Are you saying my girl Death ain't attractive already?! Well okay, I get that her having, skin, helps some people see her as less creepy.
* AndNowForSomeoneCompletelyDifferent: [[spoiler: Thanks to a convenient face-sucking session with Rogue, she ends up stealing my voices, my katanas, my mask AND my starring role! Too bad I didn't manage to witness it myself but from what the voices told me, it was pretty goddamn awesome!]]
* AndThisIsFor: High Moon knew about this little crowd-pleaser from ''ComicBook/CableAndDeadpool'' so I get to do this to Wolverine.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Not in that order, but to get me to go after Sinister when I'm thinking about Samantha and her great tacos, Cable says that I don't stop Sinister's EvilPlan, he'll kill Samantha, [[AndThatsTerrible destroy all her tacos]], and everyone on Earth.
* ArtShift: If I remember correctly, my wondrous game changes into an eight-bit parody early on. I didn't really mind it at first, but there's only so many noisy cutesy sprites an insane superpowered mercenary can take.
* ArtisticLicenseGunSafety: I guess scratching my balls with a gun while I'm splayed on my easy chair have gotten some of the safety nuts riled up, but they don't understand! They're so big that I really need the extra reach!
* AscendedMeme: I have to throw you losers on the Internet a bone here and there, so I've got a few references that even you guys will get.
* AttackAttackAttack: [[spoiler: When you geeks play as [[ComicBook/XMen Rogue]], she can't use my teleport or counter. In fact, that button makes her just use a horizontal slash.]]
* BackFromTheDead: Weird, I swear I shot Vertigo and killed Arclight but they [[UnexplainedRecovery inexplicably come back for the finale.]] Pfeh, I'll just shoot them again.
** Probably more clones, Sinister always seems to have more those.
* BadFuture: Cable says the future sucks, so we have to kill Sinister to fix it, or something like that. I wasn't really listening, because let's face it; Cable is always yapping on and on about "impending doom" this and "end of the world" that. Yeesh, lighten up, Summers!
* {{BFG}}: Cable caries on that's almost as long as he is tall, and he won't let me use it saying it's too heavy. Some [[GiantMook Giant Mooks]] also carry these, either in the form of [[GatlingGood chain guns]] or rocket launchers, the things are so heavy that they actually slow me down when I use them.
* BigBad: Mister Sinister, or should I say Captain Douche.
* BladeSpam: When you losers finally unlock my second sai overdrive, you get to see how much fun "Stabbity Stabbity" is.
** Also, I guess this is where I mention my similar attack with my [[DropTheHammer sledgehammers]]. I would list this under "Hammer Spam," but clearly, I'm the only one awesome enough to use that.
* BoringButPractical: This should be named the Vertigo, I tell ya.
* BossRush / WolfpackBoss: The final fight has me fight the Marauders at the same time.
* BrickJoke: Seriously, roll credits.
* ButThouMust: Verily, but without all that YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe. When I finally sneak up on Sinister, I let the player have a nice chat with the dialogue box - though if the gamer keeps it up, the box gets downright creepy, and the "have fun/don't have fun" option simply becomes "stab Sinister/stab Sinister." Finally, a win/win!
* TheCastShowoff: I got NolanNorth's pipes for this game, baby. You know I'm gonna do some singing.
* CasualDangerDialogue: I like to banter with the mooks; it makes 'em feel appreciated.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Y'know, despite us being all [[HeterosexualLifePartners bromance & crap]], Cable tends to say "DAMN IT WADE!" a lot.
** We LOVE our {{Catchphrase}}s! :-D
* ChekhovsGun: Hey, remember my dog who took off with the Sentinel boot? [[spoiler:He came back just in time to squash Mr. Sinister with it!]]
* CharacterAsHimself: What? I had as much to do with making this game as those guys at High Moon! It's only fair that I get my name [[InCaseYouForgotWhoWroteIt all over the end credits]].
* CListFodder: Seriously, we couldn't get better bad guys than D-listers like Arclight and Vertigo?
* CloningBlues: Oh my god there were so many clones! That's it! Next time I get a game, they better write in actual mooks, nothing like [[MechaMooks Robots]] or more clones!
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: [[BlatantLies Not me]], I mean, sure I see things that aren't there but...
* ClusterFBomb: What can I say? I use obscenity as well as I use blood - and considering how much I spread both around, in about the same way, too.
** Also, the catchy song I had High Moon write for Cable's bio, "Who The Fuck Is Cable?"
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Wall jump surfaces have a nice green tint, so you can spend less time finding them and more time killing stuff.
* TheComicallySerious: Good ol' Cable, he never changes.
** Except when he tried to bribe me with promises of a big-breasted fan girl who totally wants me. Or did I imagine that?
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Look, the point is Sinister needs to pay for messing up my contract. All that other stuff about the future and the X-Men and Sinister doing something (dare I say it? OF COURSE) sinister? ''Whatever!''
** And seriously, you can't tell me that Sinister is in the security tower and ''not'' expect me to kick his ass.
** When trying to blast into a safe room with C4, White Box suggests using 20 ounces of C4, and the Yellow Box expresses his hate for the metric system and wanting to use the American system. And no, I'm not going to point out to him that ounces are from the American system, but maybe I'll bring that I'm Canadian, [[MultipleChoicePast maybe]].
* ContestWinnerCameo: He was supposed to bring me a pizza, but he never showed up. Where did I find him, you ask? Pottering about in the catacombs of Genosha is where! Worse than that, the asshole tried to kill me before I got the chance to demand my late pizza be given to me for free! You bet I filled the punk with lead. He needed to know his place!
* ContractualGenreBlindness: Despite being a FourthWallObserver, I assume that game that game is over when I apparently kill Sinister without a fight. Eh, I should have known better, but hey, RuleOfFunny.
* CoolGun: My pulse rifles.
** Cable caries one, too, and won't let me try to use it!
* CrazyPrepared: I had a feeling High Moon was going to reject my awesome videogame idea. So I left a "present" for them in their HQ.
* DeathFromAbove: I fight one variety of mook that acts like Storm's evil brother, trying to drop lightning bolts and icicles down on my head.
** I later get Cable to jury-rig the foot of a destroyed Sentinel to rocket about Genosha at random, dropping in on some henchmen too stupid to bother looking up.
** Mr Shuggums must have been taking notes. [[spoiler: He stepped on the real Sinister for me! Who's a good boy?]]
* DistressedDamsel: I wouldn't be surprised if all the X-Babes needed saving. Wolverine too.
* DoubleJump: Hey, if almost every other superhero in a platformer can have one, why can't I? Up yours, physics!
* DrivenToSuicide: Seriously, does Cable realize how boring he is? Whenever he gives me his dire-warning-from-the-future crap, I just wanna blow my brains out!
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: How Vertigo dies the first time, I just casually shoot her. Easily the most unceremonious death in the game.
** But just to give the player the full experience in my game, they get to take a shot at Vertigo again thanks to the [[CloningBlues miracle of cloning]]. And I guess Sinister didn't make any improvements since that shot kills her, too.
* DropTheHammer: My stylish pair o' sledgehammers, perfect for getting those stubborn bloodstains off the carpet. Wait, no, got that backwards - perfect for getting those stubborn bloodstains ''on'' the carpet.
* DualWielding: All of my weapons, period. Hey, what can I say, if you got two hands, might as well make use of them!
** ReverseGrip: I wield one of my katanas in a reverse grip. [[RuleOfCool Why? Its cool that's why.]]
* EffortlessAchievement: Hey, the game loves its fans! So here's two achievements for merely starting the game and two more for finishing looking around the apartment before you even start the slashy stab kill stuff. You're welcome!
* ExcusePlot: What? No, this is super serious stuff, man. Chimichangas ''and'' tacos [[LostFoodGrievance are at stake]]! Plus, you get to see how awesome I am.
** They're probably talking about that thing with Mr. Sinister, and satellites, and future stuff.
*** The only thing we care about is that Sinister killed the guy ''I'' was supposed to kidnap! That's ''obviously'' the most important part!
* FourthWallObserver: How else did you think I wrote this.
* FramingDevice: Okay, so, get this: I'm starring in a game...about me making a game...in which I make a game! It makes perfect sense, right? Right?!
* FreezeFrameBonus: If you're one of those, uh...
** I think "observant" would be the word you're looking for.
*** Yeah. If you're one of those observant types and look close enough when I'm rewriting the script High Moon sent me, you'll see... It says ''exactly what me and my thought boxes are saying''. How did you guys do this anyway? You got any telepaths working there? You got, don't you?
* GameOverMan: I'm so awesome, I'm my own GameOverMan!
-->'''Me''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Do that. Again.]]
-->'''Me''': Ah, I was bored anyway.
-->'''Me''': Ouch? ...dipshit.
* GameplayAndStorySegregation: Technically, my teleporter works a ''lot'' better than the silly little distance it lets you travel in my game. And it almost never needs a cooldown. But it just wouldn't be ''as'' much fun if you could teleport all over the place and win the game in about two seconds flat.
** Okay, that would actually be ''totally awesome'', but then you would miss me gutting all those clones!
* GatlingGood: I get my hands on a sweet minigun when I hijack a helicopter. Gatling ''very'' good!
** Some of the mooks I fight have them too. They shoot ice for some reason. But when I kill them, I can shoot ice too!
* GenericDoomsdayVillain: Mr. White, doesn't have a lot of personality and is mostly just around to serve as a target for me. Come to think of, pretty much all the villains in the game are, the Marauders don't even talk, Sinister barely gets enough screen time to display much personality, apart from being pissed off at me for foiling his plans.
* GiantMook: The {{BFG}} wielding {{mooks}} are these. Some of the SuperPoweredMooks are pretty big to.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: Get this: if you get too triggerhappy on a machine that produces ExplodingBarrels in a game like this, it glitches itself and some random NPC dude out of existence, [[spoiler: ends up in a [[PlanetHeck platform hell]], gains sentience and tries to kill me!]] Who knew? Seriously, if someone told me that was gonna happen...well, I probably would've done it anyway since that was a pretty cool level.
* GoodBadGirl: Lady Deadpool (Rogue), When Rogue absorbs my healing factor. She also absorbs my slutty personality.
* {{Gorn}}: I could give ''MortalKombat'' a run for its money with the over the top gore in my game.
* GroinAttack: [[spoiler: How I dismiss Mister Sinister in the finale.]]
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: [[spoiler:Shit happens sometimes to me. Makes for a great party trick if I actually manage to land on some poor bastard's head.]]
* HealingFactor: Part of my power set if you didn't know from my comics (and if your don't, get the hell off this page and read my fabulous TVTropes entry. Or better yet, read the comics. I need the money dammit!) and good thing too, cause I get very, ''very'' mutilated in this game. Hell I even do it to myself when Cable doing his "The Future is Doomed" Blah Blah Blah.
** And everybody that has this in comics has theirs ignored here, mainly Wolverine and Sinister.
* HehHehYouSaidX:
--> '''Cute-but-easily-frightened-High-Moon-employee:''' H-hello, sir. I have a package...
--> '''Me:''' So do I. Yoink! ''(slam the door in the poor girl's face)''
--> '''Yellow Box:''' Hee-hee! "Package"...
* HelpingWouldBeKillStealing: The X-Chumps aren't gonna help me. This is ''my'' game!
* HeyCatch: Since the cool futuristic pew-pew guns come with a fingerprint scanner by default, I might as well make use of it and challenge random unaware clones to an impromptu shootout: while they're trying and failing to find the trigger, I'll just turn their head into fine red mist with my other gun. And even if they'd manage to find the trigger in time, they still wouldn't be able to fire it! Win-win for me!
* HighlyVisibleNinja: And yet I still manage to get those stealth kills! 'Cause I'm ''awesome.'' Sinister may also consider getting a less crappy temp agency for his goons.
* HulkSpeak: DEADPOOL SMASH! [[TheIncredibleHulk That's how he says it, right?]]
* ImagineSpot: Why can't the player get more ''real'' hot girls in bikinis? Twice, even!
* ImmuneToDrugs: Thanks to my HealingFactor, as everyone should know by now. But in case the player doesn't, I'll remind them after their [[ExactWords peer pressure is forcing me to drink]] [[RuleOfFunny 5 magically respawning beers]] in less than a minute from my fridge.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: [[spoiler: Both me and Arclight. Too bad for her she doesn't have a healing factor, although she does have a nice pair of titties, almost didn't notice I was busy being penetrated by a huge rod thanks to them!]]
* InLoveWithYourCarnage: [[spoiler: Ya gotta admit, Rogue looked freakin HOT while eviscerating all those goons.]]
* IntimateHealing: I bravely, selflessly, heroically kiss Rogue so that she can absorb my healing factor!
* InterfaceScrew: [[spoiler: Let's see YOU try to walk where someone tells you to when your head is on backwards and you're missing an arm to twist it back! Probably not gonna happen 'cause you don't have my awesome healing factor. Also, what's up with that part where the player just sat there with a thumb up their ass with their fancy first person camera when I saw one of those transformers and ran to it? I can't have a game when the dude with the camera doesn't do his job properly! Show some goddamn initiative, man!]]
* InevitableWaterfall: Double subverted on this one! While I was at sailing down a river with Death, I thought there was one ahead! Thankfully, it was extremely short. But '''then''', the other one that follows '''immediately''' after got me '''so''' deep the Player's camera lost me for a bit!
* ItWasADarkAndStormyNight: It's how the "script" of my game starts, before I changed all that garbage.
* JustifiedTutorial: Well, justified for you, maybe. I know what I'm doing...but then again, this is a new medium for me, so I guess I should maybe pay attention. HA! No.
* JigglePhysics: Rogue, Domino, Death... Basically every girl I meet. Coincidence? I think not.
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Well ''duh''. They ain't as fast as my sais, or as strong as my hammers, but they're the best of both worlds. Or the average of both worlds, I guess.
* KillItWithFire: Seems like High Moon didn't think all those dismemberments and awesome acrobatics from yours truly were enough, so they decided that when I hit dudes hard enough, flames shoot out of my weapons and the ground temporarily turns into magma. Doesn't really make much sense, but I sure as hell ain't complaining!
* KillSteal: Seriously, what the hell, Sinister?!
* LampshadeHanging: Those imaginary girls sure were insightful. Not that I would know, considering I fell asleep while they were talking:
-->'''Girl 1''': "Oh my god, this conversation is like sooo cliche."\\
'''Girl 2''': "I know, right? It's almost like we were specifically written with female character tropes in mind. It's almost painful blah blah blah *incomprehensible muttering*.
** Alongside that, I lampshade plenty of objects me and the voices in my head meet when we come across them in our travels.
---> '''Me''': Exploding barrels!\\
'''Also Me''': It's like they were placed there specifically for us to use. High Mooooooooon!
* LostForever: [[SarcasmMode Thanks to]] those [[ExecutiveMeddling those idiots running Marvel]], every digital version of my ENTIRE FREAKIN GAME is LostForever.
* LudicrousGibs: Enemies have a tendency of exploding into gore when they die (KA-BLOOEY!).
* MadHatter: Life's a blast when you're not constrained by sanity or logic!
* MaleGaze: With so many beautiful butts, It's hard not to look.
* ManChild: Yellow Box acts a lot like this, compared to [[OnlySaneMan White Box]].
* MeaningfulName: Mr. Sinister, [[CaptainObvious he's a bad guy]].
* MedalOfDishonor: The "You've been Cole-slaw-tered!" achievement requires you to royally suck at one of my game's simple-as-crap platforming sections, dying about 10 times...unless [[VideogameCrueltyPotential you get off to that]]...[[YouBastard you]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards sick...SICK]] [[YouBastard BASTARD]].
* MegatonPunch: When I [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext mistake Cable for a girl in bikini]] and do a grab motion, he reacts by slugging me. I probably deserved that.
* MoreDakka: And this can be upgraded to make me more badass, which shouldn't be possible.
* MostCommonSuperpower: You better believe it! All the lovely ladies have assets (hehe, I said ''ass'') that would make KimKardashian and PamelaAnderson weep in bitter jealousy. Add in skin-tight outfits and JigglePhysics lovingly rendered in hi-def makes Deadpool a happy man.
* MythologyGag: I once again do a shoryuken, only this time it's not directed at an X-Man.
* NobodyPoops: Well, nobody poops except for me. Probably shouldn't have eaten all those burritos. Taking a whiz on the other hand...
* NoFourthWall: Par for the course for me, amirite?
* NotSoAboveItAll: Even [[OnlySaneMan White Box]] can't resist some of the awesomeness.
* OddFriendship: With Cable, they say. But I got history with Priscilla, so it just wouldn't have been right for him not to be in my game. Best buds fo'eva!
* OnlySaneMan: White Box... well, sorta, anyway. At least compared to [[ManChild Yellow Box]].
** Also Cable.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: While I mostly make jokes of everything, even Sinister's EvilPlan, the massacre of the mutants on Genosha by the Sentinels is something that even I won't joke about.
* OptionalStealth: On one hand, you don't get to see my awesome acrobatics when you sneak up on goons with their backs turned. On the other, their reaction when I get an instant kill on them is '''HILARIOUS'''. Decisions, decisions...
* OverlyLongGag: Hey, it's not my fault if the player keeps leaving me hanging at critical moments, like whether I should get myself out of an awkward situation. Like hanging up the phone. Or when they force me to slap my best buddy Wolvie silly instead! Quite frankly, you have no one to blame but yourself. And High Moon. And Daniel Way. And the achievement system for encouraging this kind of behavior.
** Ah, who am I kidding. I would do it anyway!
* PrecisionFStrike: "Well, fuck you, Creator/{{Nolan|North}}."
* PsychoticManchild: The Yellow Box, the thing makes even me seem like a normal person.
* QuirkyMiniBossSquad: The Marauders! They could get better villains!
* {{Railroading}}: Attempted by White Box. He ''really'' wishes me and Yellow Box would stop fucking around and actually pay attention to the story.
* RageAgainstTheAuthor: If High Moon can't make my game the way I want, you bet your ass I'm going to call them out on it!
* RebusBubble: Used when Cable tells me to stay away from the security tower, because Mister Sinister was on it. Of course I go after him anyways. Hey, the guy basically stole my contract!
* RealIsBrown: It is not! Oh, you mean the coloring. Yeah the doesn't a lot of color outside of some the characters costumes do its areas, in order, consist of; a skyscraper, a sewer (a very brown one), most of it in a ruined city on Genosha, with some buildings with grey interiors, and briefly going into a cave. So get used to grey, cause there isn't a lot else.
* RoleReprisal: Now come on. If any [[TheOtherDarrin other cheapskate]] voiced me, I wouldn't sound as cool as Creator/NolanNorth.
** Unsurprisingly, Wolvie's once again voiced by Creator/SteveBlum. Seriously, does that man ever sleep? He's done like, what? A bajillon gruff voices already?
** And on a slightly surprising note, Gwendoline Yeo's back as [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen Domino]].
* RuleOfCool: Hey, Troper! Why is this not named Rule Of Deadpool?
** [[{{Beat}} ...]][[BlatantLies Legal issues.]]
* RuleOfFunny: Same here. Wait, would that cause some kind of cool-funny Internet singularity problem? Awesome!
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Designers really need to understand that buttons and stuff should make "beep" and "boop" sounds when you press them. Until they do, I guess I'll fill in for them. But they'd better appreciate it!
* {{Sexposition}}: This one time, Summers was going on about his dire-warning-from-the-future crap and it was so boring that I had to shot myself to shut him up. However, he left a note (in my chest) saying he wanted me to the north of Genosha. I didnt want to until the note mentioned that there's also a [[MostCommonSuperpower big-breasted]] woman who claims to be my biggest fan! [[spoiler: There wasn't... I was actually [[HoYay groping Cable]].]]
* ScriptBreaking: That explosive barrel machine was really fun! [[BalefulPolymorph That cow]] wasn't paying enough attention to how ''awesome'' I am, [[spoiler:[[BossBattle and neither was the machine]], actually]].
* ShmuckBait: There's a button you can push early on to watch me use the bathroom. If you press it, I'll sit down and use the bathroom while you watch. [[TakeThatAudience Freak!]]
* ShoutOut:
** I do a [[Franchise/StreetFighter Shoryuken]] in the first act.
** In the sewer, [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles there's a pizza with a sai stuck in it.]]
** I like to do shout outs. I do a ''lot'' of shout outs. I just wouldn't be me if I didn't reference mediums that I shouldn't technically be aware of!
** Hell, I even make a passing reference to ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' when I interact with my dog! C'mon boy! Red rocket! Red rocket!
** When Cable finishes work on the Sentinel foot, I scream [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Roll Out]].
** While Cable was yacking on about something about tacos, I pictured him as a [[AnnoyingOrange talking chimichanga]]. Mmm...
** That big empty chest and the image of my dog that appears when I jump out of it reminds me of that [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac little boy who cries a lot.]] ''No I don't mean me!''
** VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'s Breakdance move looks just like my Old School momentum attack. I taught her everything she knows, of course.
* ShowingOffTheNewBody: When Rogue absorbs my healing factor, she also absorbs the voices in my head. She then feels compelled to "check the girls out," [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial for reasons totally other than to appeal to all the lonely gamers out there]].
* SigilSpam: If you had a logo this awesome, you'd make sure to put it everywhere, too.
* SnotBubble: When I fall asleep. Weird that hardly anyone else in Western games bothers does it, serves as a handy reminder!
* SquishyWizard: Fits with her [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway lame]] skill set for Vertigo to go down from one gunshot.
* StealthBasedMission: Ordinarily, I wouldn't pass up the chance to have bullet-y fun for everyone. But I ''reeeeeally'' wanted revenge on that prick Sinister, so I made sure to take out all his guards silently. Sure as hell not gonna bother doing it again if I need to watch the player fall in love with a text prompt again, though.
* StuffBlowingUp: I wouldn't want to restrict myself to just stabbing, shooting, lasering, slashing, smashing, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment stabbing]]. I mean, that'd just get dull. So I have a few grenades and land mines. You know, for giggles.
** Also, at various plot-critical moments, I reach into my handy stock of C4 to make the kind of explosions that break the budget. Literally.
* SuicideAsComedy: Dammit Cable, with your long rambling boring speeches! [[GoodThingYouCanHeal Good thing I can heal.]]
* SuperPoweredMooks: Sinister's army of clones has about a half-dozen different kinds of these, but most of the game is spent fighting his powerless ones. Doesn't seem like he's really got it down pat though, I'm pretty sure {{ComicBook/Gambit}} knows more than 2 words and I don't think his powers consist of "do your best zombie impression and then blow yourself up". Would be a lot funnier if that's all he could do, though.
* TakeOurWordForIt: That guy I was supposed to kidnap ''WAS'' a bad guy. If what you're told about him ain't enough, there's the fact that he's helping Sinister.
* TakeThatAudience: I told the comic nerds who complained that Rogue cannot currently fly in the comics but can in the game to stop whining about it, move out of their parents' basement and then get laid. Hey, I got their money already, what are they going to do about it, trade the game in?
** [[TemptingFate We really shouldn't be giving them any ideas you know.]] While we're at it, maybe we should give them their asthma inhalers and glasses back too.
** But if you watch me use the bathroom, you are a freak. I ain't taking that one back.
* [[TalkingToThemself Talking To Myself]]: I don't talk to myself! Hey, do I talk to myself?
** Yes, you do. We are technically voices in your head.
** Omigawd, am I on TVTropes?! HI GUYS! LET'S GO FOR TACOS LATER!
* TemptingFate: Mr. White says that his safe room is "Deadpool proof". [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Too bad it wasn't bomb proof]].
* ThankingTheViewer: Eh, you guys do deserve some credit for my victory.
* TheGuardsMustBeCrazy: Even by my standard.
-->'''Mook 1''': Alright the cart is ready, pull that lever to open the gate!
-->'''Mook 2''': Ok! I'm pulling this lever, RIGHT HERE, to open the gate!
-->'''Mook 1''': Which lever? (camera pans to Mook 2)
-->'''Mook 2''': ''(gestures to lever)'' THIS lever!
-->'''Mook 1''': ''(camera pans to gate as it opens)'' That's fine work with that lever, son!
-->'''Mook 2''': Yes. The gate is now open because I pulled this lever!
-->'''Me:''': Dude! We get it High Moon. Thanks.
** Well, you gotta admit, that was less pointing out the obvious, and more setting up a pretty hilarious joke later.
-->'''Mook 1''': WE FORGOT TO PULL THE LEVER!
* TheThreeTrials: My lovely lady-friend Death needs a few mutant souls set free, so I pick up one pretty colored bottle at a time and head through some portals to get 'em back. We got [[MultiMookMelee a pit with a bunch of assholes raining down on me,]] a few pop quizzes from 'Deadpoolio the Amazing', and a fairground shooting gallery...[[RightOnQueue with the ultimate test of endurance.]]
* TheUnreveal: When the X-Men, and later Cable, try to talk about Sinister's plan, I don't pay attention because exposition is boring.
* ToiletHumor: Well, there are toilets, and I'm practically made of humor, so it's to be expected. Besides, it's a natural thing, there's nothing to be ashamed of... well, except for that guy. Wears his socks down his underpants, if you know what I'm saying.
* UnexpectedCharacter: The freaking Marauders are in this game! I even lampshade it. They seriously couldn't get better villains?
* UnexpectedGameplayChange: Come on! You should have seen the sidescrolling platformer bit coming when you saw the green pipe I was about to go down.
** High Moon does this a lot in my game, actually. Something about how the pipe-surfing and turret sections break up the brawler gameplay so it doesn't get repetitive. Whatever.
* UnreliableNarrator: [[spoiler: Y'know that part about me finding my No. 1 fangirl?, when I get to grope "her," I end up groping Cable.]]
* VillainousBreakdown: Sinister has a big one when I show at his door step and slaughter the army of clones he sends at me.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: Goddammit, if I'm gonna puke all this shit up, ''you're gonna watch''.
** And fuck you, Vertigo!
* WallJump: Naturally, with my cat-like agility.
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Vertigo officially has the ''worst'' power! Ooh, she can make people ''dizzy''!
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Script? What script? I don't need no stinkin' script. Here, let me write one for me.
* WithCatlikeTread: Look, if you want to perform a [[BackStab stealth kill]] with unsilenced handguns, shotguns, uzis or plasma rifles, don't come crying to me when everyone in the room hears about it! I'm just making use of the opportunity to be awesome when I pump enough clips into them to simultaneously dismember and juggle them in midair.
* WolfPackBoss: In the final battle, Sinister throws waves of [[SendInTheClones clones]] of himself at me, and they hit like wimps!
* YouHaveOutLivedYourUsefulness: Sinister says this the crimelord dude after he's finished, whatever the hell his role in Sinister's plan is, before killing him.
* YoureInsane: Mr. White accuses me of this when I confront him. Not like I haven't heard that one before.
* ZergRush: Sinister sends a ''DAMN'' big one at me that includes every type of enemy in the game. Pretty much the only part of the game people say is any real challenge.
* {{Zipperiffic}}: [[http://cdn.destructoid.com//ul/254807-/4284Deadpool_Wolverine_PEGI-noscale.jpg Look at Wolverine's outfit]]. Seriously, what's with all those zippers? Did the X-Men call up MichaelJackson's stylist to design their new suits or what?