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''Avoid the Noid'' is a PlatformGame for the UsefulNotes/{{Commodore 64}} and UsefulNotes/{{IBM PC}}, created to advertise Domino's Pizza. You start at the bottom of a 30-story building, and have to deliver a pizza at the top within half an hour. The building is infested with noids, who will use jump kicks, exploding telephones, water balloons and ''bazookas'' to destroy your pizza.

!!Contains examples of the following tropes:

* TheComputerShallTauntYou: Every time you lose a pizza, you are treated to a close-up of a grinning noid, complete with mocking laughter sound effect.
* InterchangeableAntimatterKeys
* InterfaceSpoiler: You know the bottom floor of each screen doesn't have trapdoors, because that would cause you to fall off-screen.
* ItsAllUpstairsFromHere
* MalevolentArchitecture: For some reason the whole building is full of trap doors.
* ProductPlacement
* PublicDomainSoundtrack: Each of the 12 screens has a different tune, including such classics as "Music/RideOfTheValkyries" and "The William Tell Overture".
* SmartBomb: You get a handful of "noid avoiders" that clear the screen of noids.
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: How do you destroy a pizza? Of course, you take out a ''bazooka''.
* VideoGameLives: Five pizzas. If they all get crushed, exploded or soaked, it's game over time.