[[caption-width-right:320:The greatest title screen of all time, which also [[CoversAlwaysLie has nothing to do with the game]].]]

''Arfenhouse'' was a series of [=RPGs=] made by a group called AKWare (later known as Disaster Labs) using [[GameMaker OHRRPGCE]]. The games were [[StylisticSuck intentionally made to look awful]], which was reflected in the Flash series in all the character designs.
* Housemaster is the guardian of Arfenhouse. He has a piece of bread for a face, and is clearly a HeroicComedicSociopath of some kind.
* Piakchu is Housemaster's pet, an obvious pixelated styling of the mascot Franchise/{{Pokemon}}, who he feeds jelly beans like the blob from ''ABoyAndHisBlob''.
* Dog is one of the other characters to join Housemaster's party. He's an icon made from a photograph of a dog's face, and happily joins in any insanity that Housemaster starts.
* Evil Kitty/Good Kitty is one of the early villains who [[HeelFaceTurn plays turncoat]] and joins Housemaster. Like Dog, she's an icon from a photo of a cat's face.
* Joseph is one of the only fully-drawn characters, a humanoid character from another RPG who [[FishOutOfWater got warped into Arfenhouse]]. He tries to play the StraightMan role, but nobody listens to him.
* Woogy is one of many round, two-colored ball guys who frequently trade non-sequiturs with each other and the other characters.
* Billy is the main villain of the series, an 8-year old brat represented by a yellow ball with a face, who tries to make popular Flash movies using stolen content (i.e. copyrighted video game characters), among other methods of gaining notoriety.
!!'''The videogame series has examples of these tropes...'''

* AuthorAvatar: Billy, who also serves as the BigBad.
* BanditMook: The Wuzzes in TheLostWoods from ''Arfenhouse 3''.
* ClimaxBoss: The "JINT OV MAH BUTT" in ''Arfenhouse 3''.
* ColonyDrop: The "plot" of Arfenhouse 3.
* CombinedEnergyAttack: [[spoiler:The ending of Arfenhouse 3]]
* ADogNamedDog: Dog.
* GiantMook: The RandomEncounters in Billy's castle are "JINT" versions of basic enemies.
* GoldenSuperMode
--> '''Housemaster:''' [[spoiler: [[Anime/DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]] Bread [[Franchise/SailorMoon Makeup]]!]]
* GroinAttack: Housemaster kicks Billy in the groin, causing him to go to sleep for a thousand years.
* HeelFaceTurn: Evil Kitty becomes Good Kitty. Dog also turns good, as do the HLAF, Slut, Pringles can and Team Rocket.
* InterspeciesRomance: Housemaster and Evil Kitty, who have GRatedSex together.
* LampshadeHanging
--> '''Billy:''' [[ShoutOut You sound like a self-help booklet!]]\\
'''Joe:''' You sound like ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''.
* MissingMom: In ''Arfenhouse 3'', Housemaster tells Kitty that he lost his momma "WEN U ADN MAH FATDH R AT ZOO PANDR AND HE SKLJ" (whatever that means).
* MultipleEndings: ''Arfenhouse 3''. Most of them are joke endings, though.
* NoEnding: ''Arfenhouse 4''.
* OurMonstersAreWeird: The first enemy encountered in ''Arfenhouse 3'' is a huge Pringles can.
* PlotDetour: ''Arfenhouse 3'', when Housemaster decides to forget about the [[ColonyDrop astroid]] and go to the moon instead.
* QuirkyMinibossSquad: [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Team Rocket]] in ''Arfenhouse 3''.
* ReptilesAreAbhorrent: Snayk Mahn. "SNAYKZ SUK!"
* SamusIsAGirl: When Housemaster dies, his body explodes to reveal Samus from Super Metroid inside.
* ShoutOut: Several, mostly to ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' and ''Franchise/FinalFantasy''.
* StormingTheCastle: ''Arfenhouse 3'' culminates with the heroes going into Billy's castle. Fortunately for them, [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy the guards are on crack]].
* SwordOfPlotAdvancement: The '''House'''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda master Sword]].
* UpdatedRerelease: The first Arfenhouse was remade in Flash, boasting groundbreaking new features such as animations consisting of more than two frames and [[SensoryAbuse voice]] [[StylisticSuck "acting".]]
* TheVeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon: Billy's castle.
* WeddingsForEveryone: The ending of ''Arfenhouse 3''.